"Oh my God, how come I'm in this forest, I'm not playing games in a private room in an Internet café?"

After waking up, Qian Zhuang looked confused, this seems to be in the forest, what the hell, even if the money from the Internet café membership card is gone, it will not be thrown out by the network administrator.

Qian Zhuang's whole body was a little stiff, and there was still some dew on his body, fortunately, it was only early autumn, and it was not particularly cold, otherwise he would be frozen overnight.

I slowly remembered what happened last night.,Yesterday I played games on the Internet all night.,One hand of the sword master hit the six thieves.,Catch the opposite three-way,As a result, the four of them were all rescuers invited by the monkey opposite.,Playing with fire.,And then turned on the one-spray nine mode.,The keyboard clicked.,Finally, I still knelt.。

Then, the mentality exploded, and the game was definitely no longer playable, so Qian Zhuang began to watch the movie of the major Japanese company Nihondo to extinguish the fire.

Could it be that you are exhausted from watching a small movie?

Where am I? Who am I?

Qian Zhuang collapsed a little, and staggered through the forest.

Where's this? Am I not in the city center?

Where did the forest come from? Even the park doesn't have so many trees that are so tall.

Where is this? Who have I offended? Have I been kidnapped?

Who is a fool, although my name is Qianzhuang, but I am a poor egg, which chicken is rich, and he drinks porridge every day, who is crazy to kidnap me?

Qian Zhuang looked at the clothes on his body and saw that the clothes on his body were still complete, it was definitely not a robbery, he touched his pockets, the chicken's bank card ID card and change were gone, he really met a thief, but what did he do with the trouble of leaving me in this ghost place?

Tears burst and despair.

Who did I recruit to provoke someone, Qian Zhuang scolded in his heart and was angry.

But there is not a single ghost in this forest, and occasionally there are one or two wild beast cries from a distance, which makes Qian Zhuang's hair stand upside down, what kind of ghost is this, and I want to die.

"Hehe, this is a great place to live a long life. ”

It was an extremely obscene voice that suddenly rang in my ears.

Qian Zhuang looked around extremely cautiously, but he didn't find a ghost, and suddenly a ruined figure appeared in his mind.

"It's you, it's Hanako. ”

Qian Zhuang exclaimed, remembering that the one called Hanako, was wasteful and obscene.

Speaking of which, the money bank was very lucky that day, and went to the lottery shop to buy the 'happy ten' that opened every ten minutes, and won 2 copies of 500 yuan.

Naturally happy in my heart, I went to the tavern to order two dishes and drank three bottles of beer, and after Qian Zhuang came out, I met this obscene man called Huazi, he held a crumpled villain book in his hand, and he had to say that Qian Zhuang had a talent for cultivating this way, and he could become an immortal.

According to the past habits, Qian Zhuang ran away when he met this kind of person, but he just finished drinking, won the lottery for 1,000 yuan, and very generously lost 50 yuan called Huazi, and didn't even ask for the villain's book, so he ran to the Internet.

What the hell? Could it be that Hanako is a dead man, a ghost? I'm possessed?

Qian Zhuang looked confused, who did I recruit to provoke whom.

Isn't it just that I won a thousand yuan and drank a few bottles of wine happily.

Isn't it just playing League of Legends and spraying nine, isn't it just looking at how many shots the two Bendao get.

Even if you are not human, I also gave you fifty yuan, enough to eat for a few days, why do you harm me?

The bitter money village is very depressed, I am a good and outstanding young man, I still have a good youth, and how many young, beautiful and soft girls are waiting for me, but unfortunately they were all handed over to the five girls before.

Now it's hanging, and there is no place to use it with good limbs.

Life, life, I don't want to die yet? Is this Huangquan Road? Why don't I know that there are so many trees on Huangquan Road?

"Don't think about it, you're not dead yet. ”

The obscene voice sounded again, and Qian Zhuang looked around, but he had not yet found him.

"Don't look around, I'm just a remnant thought, a black mole in the palm of your left hand. ”

Qian Zhuang looked curiously at the palm of his left hand, and there was indeed a black mole in the palm of his hand.

What the hell? It's so ugly, there will be a mole in my dignified Chinese beauty center, woo, it's too buried, can't this old guy turn into a flower?

"Ahem, don't think about it, I'm in your head, I know what you think. ”

Qian Zhuang seemed to have an embarrassed look in his mind, but he didn't want to become a psychopath, so he asked weakly: "Old fairy, when did you come out of my head, I don't want to become schizophrenic, and where am I?"

"What the hell is schizophrenia? Ahem, I'm going to melt away in a while, and where is this place? This isn't Earth anymore. ”

fxxk you, Qian Zhuang is grieving, what am I doing? How did it come to this.

"Are you an old immortal?" Qian Zhuang asked cautiously.

"Sort of. ”

"Old Immortal, why did you bring me here, did you bring me here to enjoy happiness? Do you fancy my cultivation genius, which is unique in a hundred million, so you want me to come to learn the Dao. Qian Zhuang continued to ask.

"Oh, no, it's to catch the ducks on the shelves?"

"What?" Qian Zhuang asked, the old immortal couldn't hear it clearly.

"Oh, I mean, you're the most qualified one I've met in decades, and you're handsome, and it's suitable for my inheritance of a Daoist. ”

"Old immortal, you see that you got me to this place, can you get me a hundred and eighty top-level immortal weapons, thousands of bottles of elixir jade liquid, and tens of thousands of beautiful little brothers. Qian Zhuang said, knowing that he can really be developed, he was actually favored by the immortals, and a good life finally began, and there must be no less beauties and treasures, otherwise it will not be wasted.

"Ahem, can I call you an apprentice?"

"Yes, Master Immortal. "Qian Zhuang is very excited, if the old man is in front of him, he wants to hold his second family, with the backing of the gods, I want the hundreds of billions of gold, silver and jewelry piled up, I want the thousands of beauties to line up, as for the little brother, how many tricks are there, this kind of life, is it not more cool than a cool word?

"Apprentice, in fact, although the teacher is a first-class immortal, he is actually very poor, and there are some belongings in your earth bank card, all of which are given to the teacher. ”

"What?" Qian Zhuang's face suddenly turned purple, I don't give me hundreds of billions of gold and silver jewelry, thousands of beauties, and countless little brothers, and you still want to rob me of the poor assets of the earth, is there such a master?

"Apprentice, in fact, there is something for you to do to get you here. ”

doesn't give money, and makes people do things in vain, and the money dealer doesn't want to deal with this cheap master.

Seeing that he didn't respond, the obscene voice sounded in Qian Zhuang's mind again, and said: "Within three years, you will enter my cave in the Baifeng Mountain Range, and learn all my things within one hundred and eighty years, and then you will almost have a way to return to the earth." ”

"I, I, can I live to be a hundred years old?" Qian Zhuang stammered, feeling depressed or depressed.

"Don't worry, there is no problem, but remember my words, I will leave a ban in your body, and if you do not enter my cave for three years, you will be torn apart, and even your soul will be destroyed. ”

The last sentence brought a strong chill, making Qian Zhuang's body look like a glacier.