Bloody, terrifying, crazy, this notebook can fully evaluate these adjectives.

Lu Li roughly browsed less than one-tenth of the content, and felt that his SAN value had dropped wildly, and he hurriedly closed the page and took a few breaths.

Impossible, impossible, it is impossible to work in this life...... No, he is going to practice according to the content of this book, this kind of behavior of peeling his belly and transforming his internal organs is terrible, he still invades some mild content, such as flexibly exercising the muscle strength of the arms and wrists according to the way recorded in the handbook, or with the help of some props and mechanical power, to achieve the effect of cutting the throat with sharp cards.

What the heck!

Cut your throat with a card?

Can it be normal?

He just wants to be a normal person, can't he have some laser cannons, lightsabers, starships, Gundam manufacturing methods and drawings? What kind of pervert thinks about cutting other people's throats with cards all day long? This is even more perverted than going to the men's bathroom to peek at girls going to the toilet.

And it's unbelievable to hear that a card cuts throat, so a soft card can cut a throat?

"Forget it, all in all, let's familiarize yourself with the ready-made props first. ”

His eyes were focused on the various props in the box, he didn't have the money, the time, the money, the time, or the skills to make them, but he could still pick up a ready-made one.

"Okay, okay, it doesn't seem reliable, but I'll give it a try. ”

Scratching the back of his head, Lu Li looked at the steps of the so-called playing card throat cut, and spent a whole morning practicing, and by the afternoon, the whole person felt bad.

"This thing really doesn't have lightsabers and Gundams, and I might as well find a random brick to kill people with this thing. ”

Lu Li had to give up the idea of becoming a poker throat-cutting maniac, so he had to sigh, put on a mask, and clean up and lie away.

His only expensive suit was destroyed by a disgusting arsonist man, and he was going to work officially next Monday, and he must find a new suit to dress up, of course, with his current savings, he would definitely not be able to afford such a valuable suit, so he had to choose a suit worth four hundred yuan in a wholesale market and barely put it on.

"Okay, everything is ready, only the east wind is owed. ”

It stands to reason that a miscellaneous suit of a few hundred yuan has no style and no quality, and it definitely doesn't reflect any taste when worn on the body, but Lu Li was stunned to wear a feeling worth tens of thousands of yuan, and he was stunned by the boss over there.

"People rely on clothes, Buddha relies on gold, damn, it's the other way around today. ”

The fat at the corner of the boss's mouth shook a few times, and he hurriedly sneered: "Not bad, not bad, sir, this casual suit looks really good on you." ”

"Can it be cheaper?"

Lu Li doesn't care, he just thinks it's too expensive.

"This, this can't be cheaper, it's already the cost price. ”

The boss was heartbroken: "No matter how cheap it is, I will lose." ”

"Boss, maybe I'll come back in the future? ”

"It really can't be cheaper, you look at the materials, you look at the quality ......"

"Tear up!"

Maybe the boss used too much effort, and the stitches on the sleeves of the suit suddenly cracked.

Lu Li: "......"

Boss: "......"

Boss: "Haha, in fact, it can be cheaper by another hundred, hey, if you lose, you will lose, anyway, I think you are very close to the big brother, so let's do it." ”

The boss found a new inventory, and Lu Li changed into this cheap casual suit and returned home at dusk.

Early in the morning of Monday, still in a hurry, Lu Li arrived outside the school gate by bus, looking at the vast school gate, he couldn't help but feel refreshed, and he would be a teacher here in the future...... I really didn't expect that one day I would be able to become a respected teacher! This is a teacher, teaching and educating people, cultivating the flowers of the next generation of the motherland, and this responsibility actually falls on my shoulders!

For a while, Lu Li only felt his shoulders sink and felt deep pressure.

But wait!

Wait a minute, the school uniform of Zhongyue International School is so charming?

Lu Lizui was stunned, looking at the female students coming in and out of the school gate, all wearing Korean red plaid skirts with blue suits and red ties, which is really rare in China. It is also in recent years, as Donghai continues to integrate with international standards, in this kind of aristocratic school with amazing tuition fees, such school uniforms have also become popular.

But the question is not here, but why are the current junior high school students developing so well?

Is it because of overnutrition, or because there are too many hormones in modern food, that these female junior high school students are about the same size as high school students?

Compared with those girls who have entered the society with heavy makeup, these girls with no makeup, fair and translucent skin, pure and lovely girls truly embody the breath of young girls, Lu Li took a deep breath and seemed to smell a great sense of responsibility.

It's still yesterday's routine, it's still yesterday's road, walking on a straight road planted with golden plane trees on both sides, watching the golden leaves fall one after another, the young and beautiful female students stepped on small leather shoes, talking and laughing and going to school, Lu Li's eyes were moist, he thought of his student days, and it was like this......

"Oops!"

Before he could recover from his memories, he heard the screams of a man in front of him, and a man was knocked to the ground by him.

It was a little fat man in a school uniform, who didn't forget to raise his head when he fell to the ground, and shouted angrily: "You don't walk with long eyes?"

"Ah, there are still male students in this school?"

Lu Li was stunned.

"What do you mean that there are male students in this school?

The little fat man was suspicious when he heard this, "Who are you?"

Lu Li was embarrassed, and only cared about watching the female students go, no, no, it was the boys in this school who were too inconspicuous, and he said embarrassedly: "Sorry, I didn't see it just now, you didn't fall and get hurt, right?"

As he spoke, he wanted to pick up the little fat man.

"Don't touch me!"

The little fat man slapped Lu Li's hand away and said angrily: "I think you are a little suspicious, I want to report it to the guards." ”

Oh, if you look at this international school, it's different, other schools are security guards, and your school is called a guard.

It's just that this little fat guy is really annoying, does he look so much like a bad guy?

Lu Li's eyes were cold, and he stared at the little fat man tightly: "Are you sure you want to call the security guard? I'm a teacher at this school." ”

"Teacher?" the little fat man was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "You lie to the ghost, I know all the teachers in the school, why haven't I seen you?"