Chapter 40: Goblin Kingdom (2)
"Gadada!
Suddenly, one of the goblins shouted something, and all of a sudden, all the goblins fell silent and looked towards Jones and Dora.
Do you know what it feels like? 100,000 pairs of eyes are staring at you in unison, and the goblin eyes are terrifying...... Jones's scalp began to tingle, and he involuntarily took a step back. Dora next to her was stunned.
"What did they just say?" Jones asked, wide-eyed.
"Quack!" Before Gucci could reply, another goblin shouted something, and Jones saw a flood of goblins rushing towards him. It's really surging! It's like the waves of the ocean! Layer upon layer, stepping on one step on the other, tumbling towards Jones! The kind that scares people out of heart disease!
"Run!" Jones screamed, pulling Dora and running back!
However, there is a rock wall in the back, and it is certainly not as fast as a goblin to drill into the hole. So, Jones directly turned into a bat form and dragged Dora to fly up desperately. Dora also hurriedly transformed into a bat form.
With a scream, the tidal wave of goblins climbed the rock wall at great speed, stacking small mountains like bone spurs rising from the ground, stabbing towards the two bats in the sky. The goblin at the top pounced to catch Jones, and Jones was so frightened that Jones quickly flashed to the side.
The goblin who didn't catch Jones fell screaming, and the others who followed him fell screaming...... That's more than 10 meters high!
The other goblins still rushed upwards without hesitation, and the hill was still able to move staggering away from the rock wall. The horde of goblins continued to scream, one by one stomping on their companions and rushing upwards, lunging towards Jones and Dora, and then screaming and falling down.
What are they screaming for?
Approximately:
"Quack, quack, quack!"
"Quack!"
"Tuck, twhack!"
"Biliba quack!"
In short, I just don't understand.
It's terrifying.
Jones and Dora dodge left and right, but unfortunately this is underground, and they can't fly at all.
"What's going on, Master Jones!"
"I don't know!"
Crowded in the goblin, Ghora shouted to Jones, "Don't be afraid, guest!"
"Why do you tell me not to be afraid? This is called no malice! Am I stupid?" Jones screamed back.
Before he could say the next word, Gu Spicy had been flooded by the tumbling "Goblin Tide" to the point that he didn't know where.
Well, the goblins all look similar, and they can't get back to the ancient spicy now.
Jones and Dora could only fly around the underground space one by one, but they could only fly wildly, because the goblins could keep up with them wherever they went.
Some goblins stacked hills, some climbed up rock walls, and some even climbed to the dome like spiders, and then screamed and flew towards Jones, and finally fell into the dense goblins below.
"Won't you fall to your death? don't you need any money for your life?" Jones screamed as Dora continued to flee.
Well, even if you ask for money, it's the life of one of three copper plates, and it's really cheap enough. Who would have thought that goblins would look like this?
In a panic, Jones burrows into a tunnel, and then begins a terrifying game of trap-and-seek.
There are goblins everywhere, crazy goblins! A swarm of goblins are running after two bats in the tunnels, shouting words they don't understand.
Jones and Dora flew vigorously, and the goblins chased after each other. It's hard to imagine that a goblin, who is notoriously weak, can have such a good physical strength. After two hours of chasing, Jones and Dora were tired, and the goblins were still in a state of excitement. Of course, it may have been changed a few times, and Jones couldn't recognize who was who anyway.
Eventually, Jones and Dora are trapped in a tunnel.
The scene looked like this:
Goblin Goblin Goblin Goblin
Goblin Goblin Goblin Goblin
Goblin Dora Jones Goblin
Goblin Goblin Goblin Goblin
Goblin Goblin Goblin Goblin
In short, the situation is critical!
Jones's eyes widened, and he was ready to do it. Countless goblins with a strange smile, licking their teeth with their long tongues, circled the two of them step by step.
Still drooling!
"Drooling, is this trying to eat us?" said Dora, who was terrified, and began to tremble.
Just when Jones was about to despair, Gucci popped up from nowhere.
Don't ask Jones how he recognizes Guccina, because he speaks the lingua franca. And he wears clothes, and most of the other goblins don't wear anything.
Guccira yelled at a large group of goblins, and all of a sudden, the goblins fell silent. Of course, he continued to look at Jones with a strange look with his eyes wide open.
Immediately afterwards, Goura looked at Jones and said helplessly: "Guest, you saw it, so I don't usually bring guests to the bottom." ”
"That's not what you just said!" Jones roared angrily, "You just said that it was a good treat to take me down! I still gave you a tip to get this special treatment!"
"Really? That's what I said?"
"Isn't it?"
"Uh...... Probably, don't talk about the past!" Goura spread his hands and grinned, revealing his messy teeth. It's scary.
"So what now?" Jones' eyes widened.
"I don't think it's a good place to do business. ”
"Did you just find out that this is not a good place for business?"
"Why don't you come to my house?"
"Your home?"
"Yes, my family. ”
Jones remembered the little house he had just come in, and nodded heavily, "Okay." ”
......
About half an hour later, there was an open space in the underground.
Jones's heart was about to jump out, and his eyes were round and bloodshot.
Dora covered her nose because she smelled a pungent smell.
As for Guccina, he continued to smile and look at Jones, revealing his disorganized teeth.
Around...... Well, there's a big circle of goblins around. It's polite to say that a large circle of goblins is polite. They trampled on people, and they literally piled up four walls. It was still staggering, as if it was going to fall down at any moment, burying Gucci, Jones, and Dora alive.
Eyes were on Jones.
"You didn't mean...... Come to your house?"
"This is my home. ”
"This is your home? But there's nothing here. ”
"Does 'home' have to be something? 'Home' in the lingua franca means a place to live. Especially sleeping. I just live here and sleep here. This is, of course, my home. ”
"Every place here looks the same, how can you be sure this is yours?"
"Don't you smell me? Every inch of land here smells of my urine. ”
"Every inch ......" Dora was so frightened that she hurriedly raised one foot, thought about it, and could only put it down. The expression looked like it was about to cry.
Glancing nervously around, Jones whispered, "What ......about that?" How do you sleep? You say you sleep here. There are no beds and no quilts. ”
"Dig a pit, bury yourself and sleep. It was very warm. ”
"Don't you have to breathe?"
"You can show your head. Saying that, Gu Lai also demonstrated on the spot: "If you are hungry, you can eat a little, which is very convenient." Not every goblin has a place to rest like mine. It has to be someone who has made a great contribution to the Kingdom. ”
Jones was throwing up.
He peed everywhere and buried himself as a quilt with dirt that smelled of his own urine. Oh, and still eat......
Goblins are indeed a magical species, creatures that cannot be deduced by common sense. The creatures that can survive in this way are also incredibly strong.
"What were they talking about, why are they so excited?"
"They found out that an outsider was coming, and guessed that you were a slave trader. Hope you can select them. ”
"Uh...... Wish I could choose them? Are they all slaves?"
"No, not yet. But if you pick them, they'll be. If you choose them, they'll be able to leave with you. So I'm excited. ”
"I don't get it. You mean, they all want to be slaves?"
"Yes. Guccira nodded heavily.
Jones's brain was a little stuck.
It took him a moment before he came to his senses and pulled Dora to the side to talk. Then they soon found that they couldn't go anywhere, surrounded by goblins, and their dark eyes were staring at them. I had no choice but to talk on the spot.
"Actually, I thought at first that if we opened up a trade route here, maybe we could do business with them. Sell something to them. But now it seems as if they don't need anything, just someone to buy them. Slaves are so cheap, I think, I can buy a large batch. Then let them go and build roads. What do you think of this idea?"
"Lord Jones, Dora doesn't think it's a good idea. Dora shook her head desperately, almost crying: "By then, the entire Snake City will be full of goblins." I feel like they're like...... The plague is the same. ”
"No, it won't. A lot of people use goblin slaves, but we don't see goblins everywhere, do we? They can help us build roads. Now what we need most is the road. The point is, the money spent is very small. ”
"But how do you get them there?" Dora's eyebrows were so frowning that she could wring out the water, and at first glance there were a thousand or ten thousand unwillingness.
However, Jones still insisted: "We can figure out a way, isn't that a difficult problem?"
"Yes, it's not a difficult question at all!" "Goura suddenly poked his head out from the side and shouted, "And we're the best at building roads, I swear!"
Dora was startled, and quickly took a step back, simply hitting the "goblin wall" behind her, and screamed directly.
"Wait, I've figured out a way!" Jones suddenly laughed and said with a look of ecstasy, "Why do we think about sending them to Mega Serpent City? Isn't our purpose to build roads? In that case, why don't we start building from the Goblin Kingdom? Start building from here! When we get to it, we will get there! Then we don't need to think about transportation at all! Perfect!"
Dora was stunned.
Turning his face sideways, Jones was already looking at Gucci with excitement: "They all want to be my slave, get out of here, right?"
"Yes. ”
Jones took out a large handful of gold coins from his pocket and sprinkled them in front of Gu La: "In this case, I want them all!"
"All of them?" Gu La's eyes straightened.
"Yes, all of them. Every goblin, including you!These gold coins are a deposit!" Jones looked left and right for a moment, trying to find a high point to stand on, and then found that there was no high point around, so he had to stand in place, coughed dryly, and said in a loud voice: "My dear subjects! I am your lord, the lord of Megaserpent City, Jones Dracula! From this day on, you will be my people!"
With that, Jones looked at Gucci.
The surrounding black pressure and a large area of goblins also looked at Gu La.
Silence, silence for a long time.
"Why don't you translate?"
"Uh...... Can't translate. ”
"Why?"
"Goblins don't have these complex words. ”
"And what can you translate?"
"For example: follow you, work, have food. ”
"Aren't you just eating dirt?"
"That's a wild goblin, and domestic goblins are noble species that don't eat dirt. We love to eat chicken. It's the kind with wings. As he spoke, Gucci used his hands to imitate the fluttering of chicken wings and bouncing around Jones.
The other goblins also mimicked chickens as if they were infected, and "cooed" and cried.
Gu La crossed his waist and raised a finger, laughing and said, "One a day!"
The surrounding goblins also screamed, and some of them began to drool. Pairs of eyes purred and turned as they looked at Jones with a greedy gaze.
Jones's face froze visibly, and his excited expression slowly faded.
Okay, I see. There is no such thing as a free lunch.
Goblins aren't expensive, but they don't come cheap. Bring a bunch of chickens here? Joke about it? You're going to go bankrupt! And where is Jones going to find hundreds of thousands of chickens a day?
The great road construction plan died of no money, farewell!
Jones silently bent down to pick up the gold coin he had just spilled.
Gucci hurriedly stopped Jones: "What are you going to do?"
"I don't buy thank you, I don't have chickens. ”
"We can eat something else. As long as it's not dirt. ”
"I can't afford to feed you except for eating soil!
"No, you've already bought it and you have to be responsible for us. ”
"There's the word 'responsible' in goblin language?"
"Yes!" Gu La said seriously: "And I have just announced the news, you can't leave if you don't buy us!"
"Don't lie to me! You didn't even say a word of goblin just now!"
"Click!
All of a sudden, the surrounding goblins cheered, and the cheers were earth-shattering, echoing wildly throughout the underground space, as if there was an earthquake.
Turning around, Gucci smiled at Jones "evilly": "Okay, now I said it." ”
Jones's face turned green, and the corners of his mouth twitched and jerked.
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