Mrs. Sanmiao knows very well that now her own reliance is that Xiuyu can't use internal strength. Although she didn't know about Xiuyu's madness, she could see from the previous table that Xiuyu must be in a bad state. Therefore, she must not be allowed to recover. In the final analysis, the Bright Moon Sixth Heaven is still very terrifying, and she is also afraid that the embroidered jade Jedi will turn over, so she must be strictly guarded.

is also a congenital master, and Mrs. Sanmiao knows very well that the cultivation of an innate master is all in the spiritual will. As long as the Dao heart is not moving, it will be difficult to shake the cultivation. Therefore, the first of the Ten Evil Scattered Souls has a slight innate effect, but the second one can leave endless disasters. Now, Mrs. Sammiao has decided to take advantage of her illness to kill her.

Isn't it just breaking the Dao heart, if it is a princess who takes the path of a child's heart, it is difficult to say victory or defeat in it. But Xiuyu, a pretentious woman, those cold Dao hearts that seem to be ancient and unwavering, are the best in her opinion.

"Princess Xiuyu, this is also a major event in life. If you don't know it until now, then your queen mother is too irresponsible. I'll take the place of your mother and introduce me later, and talk about the wonders of men and women. "Mrs. Sanmiao's voice is accompanied by internal force, it doesn't work by blocking your ears, it goes straight to the bottom of your heart, so that you can't hide.

"Hmph, let it be you, I'm not interested. Xiuyu decided to fight back, and she couldn't let those three magic things happen. This kind of confrontation is like a debate competition, it is about who can calm down more.

"Princess, it doesn't matter if you're not interested, I'm not just telling you, my little brother can listen too. The little brother hasn't started so far, and I'm afraid I'm at a loss in my heart and don't know how to start. Little brother, sister sues you. You're beside the embroidered jade princess hers there. In fact, it looks like this. First of all. It's a two-petaled ......"

"Shut up!" Xiuyu opened her eyes, she couldn't bear it anymore. Imagine it, it's like a physiology and hygiene teacher pulling a certain gentleman on the stage in front of the whole class, and using a certain gentleman as a template to teach relevant knowledge in detail: "A man's raw / colonization organ should normally be as long as this~~, and this classmate - visual inspection should be too short, I'm afraid it will not be easy to ......"

This humiliation is probably worse than taking off your clothes. The so-called people are invincible in the world, and Mrs. Sanmiao is in this regard. It's almost invincible. Xiu Yu's heart was in a mess all of a sudden, and she subconsciously glanced at the fool in a panic, and hurriedly said: "Mrs. Sanmiao, you are also a famous man in the rivers and lakes, how can you be so shameless!"

"What's wrong with this, men love women, heaven and earth are right. If you don't have this, how can you thrive?Princess Xiuyu, you're so shy—it can't be that you don't even know what you are made of?Ahahaha, it's really strange!"

"You, don't say it again!" Xiuyu completely fell into disadvantage. said angrily: "I'm an innocent woman, how can I allow you to be so cheap!"

"Innocent woman? Hahaha joke. I don't believe you're really so innocent! Princess Xiuyu, you touch your conscience and ask yourself, when you were young, did you have a problem with a leg clip?"

"Legs?" Xiuyu didn't know what it meant.

"Yes, think back to the supreme pleasure of having your whole body spasm and your toes tense when you were still ignorant, or when you were still ignorant, or when you put your legs together or crossed them, and twisted or squeezed them hard?

Xiuyu couldn't speak, her face turned white and red, and her forehead was already sweating slightly. She gasped softly, and even a little fear rose in her heart. So far, she has never been exposed to any knowledge in this area, and when Lady Sanmiao outputs with an absolute knowledge gap, she can't even find a word to refute it. She had the heart to fight back, but she didn't know what to say, so she could only say unconsciously: "But, this ......"

"Haha, it seems that you really have! It's really honest, sue you, that's the joy of male and female love. Now you are still qualified to say anything cheap, because aren't you the same?hahaha!" Mrs. Sanmiao laughed proudly, and Xiuyu's heart was shaken and she didn't know what to do.

Mrs. Sanmiao took advantage of the victory to pursue: "In fact, this kind of thing, men are the most aware and self-taught. Little brother, you sue me, have you had a good time with the woman?"

Xiuyu instinctively looked at the fool, and she didn't know why, but she also wanted to know the answer.

"Nope. The fool is concise and to the point, and his voice is steady. Xiuyu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and she herself didn't know the reason.

"Really not?" Mrs. Sanmiao sounded a little surprised: "How old is the little brother?"

"Twenty-six. ”

"Twenty-six?" Mrs. San Miao was even more surprised: "You look younger than you really are." But little brother...... Hehe, my brother is twenty-six and has never been in love with a woman, which is really rare. Princess Xiuyu is the best in the world, why don't you guide your sister how to have fun today......? She was so ashamed that she didn't know what to do. Hate and annoyed, but can't help it.

Using this aspect of things as a sword to attack the heart, and her dustless heart is really a mutual nemesis. It's like a diamond touching glass, it's either a complete victory or a complete defeat. If the Dao heart is still there, she is a diamond, and these words can't even connect the breeze, and they can't shake her in the slightest. But the poisoning and the madness and the stupid stimulus have a massive weakening of the will, and now she is the glass.

So she's very uncomfortable now, and she feels a little unbearable.

But the fool calmly replied, "No." ”

"Hehe, brother don't be shy, sister sue you, that mysterious place ......" Mrs. Sanmiao began to promote all kinds of knowledge that is not suitable for children. With the rise of Sanmiao's talk, Xiuyu was about to faint in shame, but the fool suddenly interrupted: "You don't need to say it, I know it clearly." ”

"Huh?" a question word, uttered by two people at the same time. Not only Mrs. Sanmiao, but even Xiuyu raised her eyes and looked at the fool at the same time. This sentence "clear and clear" interrupted Mrs. Sanmiao's momentum and rhythm, but Xiuyu didn't feel happy, but was slightly annoyed, and unconsciously said, "You...... Is it really clear?"

"Really. ”

Xiuyu couldn't help but sigh and said: "Why?" Isn't it that you haven't had a good time with a woman, how can you be clear? It's as if you're standing on the commanding heights of knowledge in this area.

But fools don't lie now. One is one. said it clearly, because he was really clear.

Countless profound memories flashed through my heart, including the theory of the pure king, the theory of the fox sisters, and many, many hot films in the capital of an island country. The deepest memory is when he was very young, at the first moment when he observed the world with eager and curious eyes, hoping to acquire knowledge, he remembered opening a book to learn to read. This impossible thing to remember is now vivid. He still remembers the name of the book, "Obstetric Nursing".

"Because my mother is an obstetrician and gynecologist. "A person who uses "Obstetric Nursing" to learn to read and write is really at the forefront of all his peers in this regard, standing on the commanding heights of theoretical knowledge. The so-called mountain is higher than a mountain, just now Mrs. Sanmiao used her knowledge to embroider the jade princess, and now it is her turn to be crushed.

The fool looked out of the cave and said calmly: "There are three mistakes in what you just said. First ......"

Mrs. Sanmiao outside was stunned, she couldn't help but stay. When the man inside corrected her mistakes with a calm tone with infinite authority and confidence, she was like a pretending person to go to KTV to show Cantonese songs, but suddenly the Cantonese people pointed out that he was not singing Cantonese at all. (It's true.) It happened to one of my classmates, and I laughed on the spot. ）

This kind of Li Gui met Li Kui. The frustration of completely pretending to fail is really one of the biggest blows in life. Mrs. Sanmiao didn't know what to say, the strings of professional and accurate numbers and descriptions did not have any obscene and obscene/obscene colors, just like a dignified five-finger mountain, which crushed her, crushing her breathlessly.

There is also a talisman posted on this five-fingered mountain, which is the most rational article in life - pretending to fail, that is, being stupid/forced.

The two women didn't speak, and Xiuyu was stunned when she looked at the fool who was talking, but she was just stunned, and her brain was blank and she gained a strange calm. Mrs. Sanmiao suddenly felt that she was suddenly very uncomfortable, and her true anger was slightly jerky, as if she had been disturbed by this fool!

"How can it be, how can it be that you lose here!" Mrs. Sanmiao secretly calmed her mind for a moment, and then forced herself to speak: "Princess Xiuyu, you see, men are born ...... Ahem, I was born to understand!So, Princess Xiuyu should be careful, this brother doesn't know when, maybe he will open the meat~"

"You, you are talking nonsense!" Xiuyu glanced at the fool, and her cheeks were slightly red: "Although he ...... Family history, but I believe that he has no desires and is definitely not that kind of person!" Xiuyu is now willing to go all out to believe that the fool is the legendary dustless state of mind.

"Hehe, self-deception. Otherwise, let's do it again, there are some things, it's useless to be stubborn - brother, sister, my name in the rivers and lakes is Mrs. Sanmiao, do you know which three wonderful things are these three wonderful? This statement, I think brother should understand it...... "This can be regarded as the killer weapon of Mrs. Sanmiao's heart-attacking technique, and people with weak tastes must use heavy flavors to impact, just like hackers use a lot of garbage to impact the server."

Xiuyu knew that it must not be a good thing for her to say this, but she was also slightly curious because she really didn't know what the so-called Sanmiao was.

Will the fool know?

"I don't know about the rumors and comments of the rivers and lakes, but according to my observation and common sense speculation, there are two possible explanations for the so-called 'three wonders'. The fool raised a finger: "The first type is delicate, soft, and easy to push down." In the words you can understand, it has a good voice, a soft body, and is easy to get into bed. ”

Mrs. Sanmiao laughed dryly, and she felt that she had been stabbed in the heart. What she wants is not this reaction, what she wants is the kind of shy desire to resist and welcome, resist and be uncomfortable! This kind of rhythm of speaking openly and openly makes her feel frustrated! Moreover, it is easy to go to bed? Even if it is a/woman/baby, a master is still a master, and saying it so blatantly makes her feel a little myocardial infarction.

The fool raised his second finger again, and his face was blank: "The second possibility, the three subtleties refer to the yin/passage, the mouth, and the anus." In the words you can understand, it is honey/pussy, mouth, and backyard, referring to three different ways of mating. ”

Mrs. Sanmiao couldn't laugh anymore, she felt that her heart had been stabbed again, and it was a critical blow! It seemed that there was a blood-drenched prompt word "minus one hundred HP" floating from her head!

The fool made a straight face and said mercilessly in a witty tone: "The purpose of your use of this obscure metaphor is just to emphasize that you are good and lively, so as to achieve the purpose of mating with men, which is actually a very primitive and naïve means. ”

"Hmm......" Mrs. Sanmiao covered her chest, feeling that there was a knife stabbing back and forth, and the knife was on fire, and the injured red letter rose like a waterfall against the current!

The fool didn't stop, and said in a sincere and rational tone: "Considering the current situation, the only potential target you can seduce and have a relationship with me is I. But I can tell you very clearly that I will not have a relationship with you. ”

It's not a knife anymore, but a chainsaw stuck in the heart, and the blood is spurring!" "Why, why ......" Mrs. Sanmiao reluctantly spoke, her voice a little hoarse.

"Because first, according to my observation, your actual age is much older than mine, and the so-called brother and sister are pure nonsense, and I don't like women who can pretend too much. ”

Chainsaw cross-cutting, health reduced by 1,000!

"Second, you have a high chest and hips, which conforms to the public's aesthetic definition of bewitching and sexy, but the size of your breasts is too out of balance, and I don't like women who are too big to go out of shape. Honestly, it's a bit deformed. ”

Chainsaw vertical cut, reduce health by 10,000!

"Thirdly, although I haven't actually seen you, I assume that you are already a black fungus. ”

"Black fungus?" San Miao struggled to let out his last breath and asked.

"Yes. There is a saying that there will be a counterattack day for dick silk, and there will be no time for the fungus to return to powder. After a long period of melanin precipitation, coupled with the erosion of sexual life, it will inevitably lead to various gynecological diseases, your fungus is a black mess, and you can't see your five fingers, how can I be interested in you?" The fool paused slightly, and then said slowly: "I think the eldest aunt should understand this statement......

If words are a kind of battle, Mrs. Sanmiao feels that she has been hit by twenty-eight consecutive blows, followed by a violent super kill, and then connected with eight knives and flashes, and after being cut into pieces, she was put on the cover of the heavenly spirit with a gun, and her skull was slammed open, and her brains were scattered all over the ground!

Health, minus 100 million.

"You, you, ah——————!!" With a scream of resentment to the limit, Mrs. Sanmiao staggered away. In the darkness came the sound of her slapping stones against the wall, and the sound of crazy roars, if it weren't for the fact that she wasn't poisoned, I believe she would have gone crazy again.

The fool suddenly turned his head and looked at the embroidered jade princess who was completely stunned, the corners of his mouth curved, and he actually showed a smile: "Now, it's clean." This smile made Xiuyu shudder, to use a word she didn't know to describe, that is, extreme, degree, belly, black!

The man in front of him awakened a certain incredible quality. (To be continued......)

PS: It should have been sent early, but it was written very smoothly, and I didn't want to deliberately divide it into two chapters, so I finished writing it before sending it~