Chapter 7: The Cows Dance
One bull after another, with a sturdy body like a small mountain bag, his paws were propped up on the shoulders of the three people, and his eyes were red looking at them, faintly sluggish, but affectionate!
Whew...... Woohoo!!
Whew!!
One of the strongest bull leaders stepped forward slowly, his left paw propped up on the trunk of the tree, staring at Li Jiawei with affection, and his right paw went deep into Li Jiawei's chest step by step, and a low roar in his mouth, "Woo...... Woohoo woo woo ......"
He stretched out his big tongue and licked Li Jiawei's cheek, like licking his heart and liver.
Li Jiawei's eyes widened, and his face was all slimy saliva.
He couldn't break free of the rope, so he hurriedly shouted, "What are you doing, don't lick it, this captain is a man, a man, a man!" The louder he shouted, the happier the bull who pulled their pants.
"My man's ...... Maleβ"
Wow!
The bull leader had another tongue, drooling, and his eyes were misty.
It propped its lower body swollen forward, and 'an oversized carrot' was pressed against Li Jiawei's abdomen.
At the same time, the bull leader uttered a low, affectionate voice, "Woo, woo...... as if to say, "Dead ghost, you are so pretty......
"Damn, dead cow, this captain is a man, a man, no, a male......"
"You're male, don't look at me like that!"
The bull leader didn't care about this, his left paw pulled, tearing Li Jiawei's shirt, like an old single dog who had been thirsty for decades, seeing an innocent and lovely girl, the person stood up, his left paw was still leaning against the tree, and his right paw was constantly caressing his strong chest.
The actions of this person are like a domineering president man on campus, and a beautiful elementary school girl in the wall.
Zhen simply covered his face and smiled, and said, "In the future, if anyone dares to mess with me, I will tie him to a tree, and then feed the bull aphrodisiac!"
He looked at the other two bandits, one surrounded by three bulls, licked like a lollipop, and the other surrounded by seven or eight bulls, tearing at the slings, pants, and shirts.
The short bandit tugged at his pants desperately, trying to stick to the last of his temperance.
He wanted to cry without tears, looked at Zhen Simple, and shouted: "Uncle, I'm a man, you can't do this to me, I can't parry the bull, I'll die......"
"How can it be, you are martial artists, at most you will suffer a little injury!"
"It's a matter of the heart!"
"It's okay, the soul is not important, besides, the body and mind can be recuperated...... Zhen simply continued: "Who asked you not to tell me, where is the jade pendant, I have to let these big brothers Niu come to greet you!"
"Don't, don't, don't......"
When the short bandit shouted, the bull on the side slammed his paws down, and pulled his tattered trousers open completely, revealing two hairy legs, the thickness of which was no different from that of the Black Forest.
"Ah...... My pants ...... My last line of defense!"
The short bandit kicked out, was caught by the bull, put it in his mouth, and licked and kissed.
Four or five other bulls came forward, hugged him, dragged him down, and brought up one oversized carrot after another.
"No...... Don't ......" The short bandit desperately blocked the carrot with both hands, and shouted: "Big brother, uncle, ancestor, I really don't know, if I knew, I would have said it a long time ago......"
"Ah......h
On the side, the tall bandit screamed in surprise, and the whole thing was torn off the tree, and he lay on the ground, and the claws of two or three bulls pressed against him, preventing him from moving. This scene is like an innocent girl who has encountered several big men, and her innocence is about to be lost.
"Uncle, ancestor!" The tall bandit clasped his hands together and shouted with a begging for mercy: "The jade pendant was picked up by me, but I have already handed it over to you Captain Li, you keep looking for him, my body and mind are about to collapse!"
"Don't, dead cow, don't come here!"
"Uncle, I'm a man, a male, ......"
Seeing that the position of the two bandits was about to be defended, Li Jiawei's gentleness in the face of the bull leader was not a big deal.
"It's always been you!" Zhen simply stood up with the branch and quickly sprinkled the remaining medicinal powder in the bottle on Li Jiawei's head.
Whew!!
Woohoo woooo
All the bulls, looking up and roaring, turned their faces and stared at Li Jiawei, and for a moment, the air was quiet.
"Boy, I will never let you go in my life!"
Before he could finish shouting, seven or eight bulls rushed up, knocked away the bull leader, and directly tore the seriously injured Li Jiawei off the tree.
Then, a few paws pressed Li Jiawei to the ground, and one by one the oversized carrots were pushed up.
"Leave me alone, you should beg me now!"
Zhen simply held another bottle and said with a smile while playing with it: "You should beg me now, this seems to be an antidote!"
Li Jiawei's clothes were torn in a mess, and seeing the last line of defense, the red underwear was about to be torn apart. He struggled in his heart for a long time, and shouted: "Boy, count you ruthless, I say!"
"Okay, let's talk!"
"You stop the bull!"
"Impossible!" Zhen simply held the bottle with a resolute expression, "You say it first!"
"If you don't let them stop, I won't say it!" Li Jiawei stiffened his neck, angry.
"Then, let these big brothers greet you well!"
Zhen simply turned around and walked back, "Anyway, I'll eat some fruit, replenish my strength, and take a good look at this human-beast war......"
"Woo woo woo ......" the short bandit shouted, "Captain, you can say it, the innocence of the brothers is in your hands!"
"Captain, keep our innocence and discipline......" The tall bandit pushed away a bull, and another bull came up, and Se hurriedly pressed him. He could only cry and shout without tears: "Captain, no matter how good the jade pendant is, it is not as important as our innocence!"
"Captain!"
"Captain!"
"Our innocence, our human body, our ideals, you think about it......"
"Captain, we have always been about women, and today we are about to be judged by the bull, think about it, the physical and mental innocence of the brothers is in your hands......"
..................
Li Jiawei's eyes were closed, and the bull leader came up again, grabbing his underside with one paw.
In an instant, his eyes widened, the intense pain made half of his body pout, slapped the bull leader with all his might, and finally pushed the bull leader away, and rushed to the bottom of the tree in a hurry, towards the top Zhen Simple, shouting: "Boy, I say, I say!"
"Where?"
The next moment, several bulls came up, each grabbed Li Jiawei's waist and pulled him back.
Li Jiawei grabbed the trunk of the tree with both hands and shouted: "Your jade pendant, after I got it, I originally went back to the cottage to ask someone to identify it, but it was discovered by the owner of the village, and the jade pendant was ...... to the owner of the village."
Zhen simply squatted down, knocked Li Jiawei's head with a small bottle, and said, "You guy, you were robbed of a jade pendant, and you didn't say anything, it's really a good face!"
He took a long breath and said in his heart: Damn bastard village master, take my jade pendant, this young master can't kill you!
"Where is your cottage?" Zhen simply asked, "Your village master, what kind of cultivation ......?"
Bang bang β
Two more bulls rushed up, grabbed Li Jiawei's legs and pulled them back.
"Five kilometers to the west, the owner of the village is called Shi Haonan, the cultivation of the early stage of the innate realm, the only master of the innate realm in the village-"
Before he could finish speaking, he was dragged to the ground by the bull and dragged into the herd.
"My antidote, antidote ......"
Li Jiawei stretched out his hands and grabbed the air hard, "Boy, you promise to give the antidote......
"Antidote!"
Zhen simply clapped his hands, opened the bottle and smelled it, a smile spread out on the corner ......of his lips, and said, "I'm sorry, where did the aphrodisiac come from? As for this, I don't know what it is."
"That one in your hand is really an antidote!"
"What in your hand?" Zhen simply looked down, threw it into the Qiankun bag, spread his hands, and said, "I don't have anything in my hand, where did I get the antidote, I really don't have it!"
"The soul is light...... Li Jiawei wanted to cry without tears, he was caught in the herd, and one by one the super big carrots came up and moved towards his privacy, "You can't do this...... You lied to me......"
"Ancestor, give me an antidote!"
"Ancestor, take the antidote out......"
Just now, the three of them still wanted to cry without tears, but now they are really crying, looking at Zhen Shan's back getting farther and farther away, not only shouted: "Ancestor, we beg you, take out the antidote!"
Zhen simply jumped over, jumped over several trees, and gradually left the forest, muttering to himself: "When you chased me and chased me like a rabbit, why didn't you know to beg me, and now beg me?"
"It's useless!"
He continued to leap forward, his figure like a ghost, very fast.
"Ah......h
"Heaven damn the soul!"
"Boy, I don't share the sky with you......"
Not long after, three terrible screams came from behind, accompanied by a crying tone.
With the loss of the last line of defense, the top secret place was occupied, and the body, mind and soul of the three of them were greatly damaged.
The sound of screams hovered over the trees, startling many birds to fly.
Zhen Shan gradually walked to a big road, looked at the surrounding environment, and said, "Damn Shi Haonan, don't think that you can snatch my jade pendant if you are a village owner!" He clenched his fists and said, "Tonight, Young Master Ben, I will kill your cottage!"
Bai Jian asked, "Boy, why did you suddenly have the courage?"
"Didn't you say that I was strong? Besides, with this shield, I might be able to win......" Zhen simply said seriously, while taking out two bottles from the Qiankun bag, playing with them twice, and said with a smile: "Besides, there is still this thing!"
"If there is another group of bulls in estrus and desperately attacking the cottage, then Shi Haonan will be easy to deal with!"
"You guy, you're more yin than me!"
"Not as good as you, not as good as you!" Zhen simply hurriedly waved his hand and said with a smile: "Bai Jian, think about it, if hundreds or thousands of bulls in heat rush into the cottage together, the scene must be spectacular!"
Bang!!
In the sky, thunderclouds gathered, and thundersnakes were intertwined in the clouds.
Zhen Simple's face turned white, and he said, "Why is there thunder again?"
"Boy, your physique has changed, and now Tianlei seems to come every few days!"
"Why?"