018 (text small theater) The law of teasing and sultry
She has been doing well for more than 20 years. When Yao Ruolan was young, Weiyangjun often came to the island, but later the demon clan gradually became rampant, and he came less and less, and even did not appear for several years. From time to time, there will be cultivated spirits on the island, and in order to protect her from being discovered by other spirits, she will expel them one by one regardless of whether the spirits are good or bad.
But just now, when she was injured, she actually rushed out, if it wasn't for the soul chuan to resist, she would definitely die.
"Little fart, just ......" Yan Si put her hand on Yao Ruolan's shoulder, and before she finished speaking, she avoided her like a plague god.
"Go away! Don't try to plot against me again!"
Yao Ruolan looked at Lan Ruo in the hand of the silk, and the memory of that flower came to her mind. First waved a group of people in the hospital, and then shook it in front of her, most of the memory of the day was gone, as long as Liao Si was a little closer to her, Yao Ruolan felt that she was going to do something to her.
"Who wants to plot against you?" just ...... "I just want to say thank you for rushing up and attacking for me, otherwise I might have lost my life."
But Shen Si looked at Yao Ruolan and glared at her in disgust, and held back the words of thanks in the back, and then watched Yao Ruolan put her hand on Rin Fan's shoulder and became a nymphomaniac. Sad, but what's the solution, it's not once or twice that this guy has been so poor to her. To her, she better not be too polite.
"Brother Fan, it's very powerful! β
At first, I really didn't think that Yao Ruolan, who was 167cm, was short, but after standing next to Rin Fan, I found that she could also be a bird. Yan Si secretly laughed, but forgot that her phantom body was still as tall as Yao Ruolan.
Rin Fan was obviously uncomfortable with Yao Ruolan's excessive enthusiasm, and his shoulders twitched stiffly, "Fortunately, his strength is not below me, but he just doesn't want to be injured by losing with me." β
But Yao Ruolan has no self-awareness, in her eyes: Brother Fan is introverted and calm, gentle and elegant, which is really suitable for abduction home.
"You're humble. Only...... She is the banyan tree spirit of our village, so what are you?" She is unwilling to be lonely, so she minds cross-city love very much, but she has been influenced by all kinds of comics and novels for a long time, and she doesn't mind cross-time, space, cross-generation, and cross-gender love at all, and even, a little bit of expectation (emoji).
Yao Ruolan was obsessed with Rin Fan's deep eyes and couldn't extricate herself, she had never seen anyone's eyes as beautiful and pure as his.
"Hey~ Don't keep staring at people, what are you looking at?Is it a little polite?" A burst of chestnuts made Yao Ruolan sober up from the nymphomaniac. She didn't notice how embarrassed Fan Xiaoge's expression was when she looked at her fannyo idiotically.
"I ...... Is there anything on his face?" asked Rin Fan blankly, a far cry from his usual coldness to the black-robed monster just now.
It's so cute to even make a two. Yao Ruolan's shaking S temperament flooded again.
"No, just ......" Yao Ruolan smiled evilly, "Could your father be an interstellar smuggler who is wanted by nine galaxies because he picked the stars and hid them in your eyes?"
In terms of sultry skills, who else has this ability besides me?!Yao Ruolan smiled unabashedly, however, ......
Shen Si looked confused: When did this thing still have this ability?!
The second face is confused: Rin Fan's little brother didn't understand at all!
"I don't have a father in my memory, and we don't have stars there, I heard Sister Qi Shu say that there are stars in the world, what do stars look like?" Rin Fan replied quite seriously.
I've been memorizing sultry techniques for so long, how did I use them for the first time?
Yao Ruolan held her forehead: I have been carrying the sultry technique for so long, why did I use it for the first time? I just feel that my little heart needs some horse (ma) card (fei) dragon, and it needs to be relieved urgently.
"I didn't expect the little fart kid to have a good ability to flirt, where did you learn it?"
This is my Hart, and it's not your Pacific, it's your business everywhere!" Yao Ruolan pouted: "Siri knows, right? I don't think you know about this old antique." "The old man probably doesn't even use a mobile phone, right?
(Please note: these three people can exchange ideas, and Yao Ruolan does not have the awareness and ability to shield, so everything she says in her heart can be felt by Shen Si and Rinfan.) οΌ
Silky shook her head and smiled.
"What is Si~ri?" Rin Fan looked at Yao Ruolan with his Kazlan in his eyes.
"Come on, little brother. Yao Ruolan hooked her finger at Rin Fan, and Rin Fan was really committed to getting close to her.
At that distance, Yao Ruolan felt that she could kiss him as soon as she raised her head, and then made up a kissing scene in her head, and this scene seemed to be broadcast live throughout the whole process!
βhi Siriγ "Yao Ruolan took out my Xiaofeng Peak, ready to let these demons and monsters see the wisdom of human beings.
"Hello, take you to eat chicken and fly with you to fly the literary little staring crotch, good night. β
Puppet ...... Do you still have fun like this? Good night?
Yao Ruolan was stunned...... Looking at the watch, it was half past two in the morning. Well, it's polite enough not to say "good morning".
"Tell them how to ...... this group of sprinklers"
"I don't seem to understand what you say. β
"Tell them how to ...... these sprinklers"
"I don't seem to understand what you say. β
Yao Ruolan wanted to be arrogant in front of Xiansi, but she was cheated by Siri and got angry.
Shen Si looked at Yao Ruolan with special pity, and finally understood why she regarded games and comics as her life, and was with her every day. She is just too lonely, empty and cold in her heart, otherwise how could she have such a good time playing with mobile phone AI.
Yao Ruolan saw Liao Si sneering forbearingly, so she could only give up struggling first, "How to talk to a handsome guy!"
"Otherwise, you say: My love for you is like a monotonous increasing unbounded function. β
What?
And unbounded functions? What the hell is that? What the hell is monotonic increment?
Yao Ruolan was completely stunned. I have to admit that the one who teased Rin Fan before was from Siri when he lost playing Truth or Dare with his classmates before. Who knew Aunt Siri was so naughty?!
"What does this mean?" it seems that the little brother Rin Fan is also starting to get skinny......
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death. She finally couldn't help but laugh silly, "What is the monotonically increasing unbounded function?
Yao Ruolan instantly felt that her IQ had been insulted, "I...... I don't know, math is not good. β
I'm born with a bad reputation in mathematics, physics and chemistry, can I blame it?
Still laughing at me?
And the two of you laugh at me together?!
Yao Ruolan angrily watched as Liao Si smiled unscrupulously, and even Brother Fan, who was not smiling, turned his head and snickered.
"Why are you laughing at me, do you little goblins know what mathematics, physics and chemistry are? If you have the ability, you tell me what the hell it is?" "You are a thousand-year-old dryad born in an era before the four major inventions, and you dare to laugh at me for being a good young man in the new era?!
"Do you know the function?" put one hand on Yao Ruolan's shoulder, her eyes teasing.
Of course I know about functions, junior high school or high school, but I don't want to tell you that you bite me.
Of course I know the "hot hot hot summer, hot hot hot breath...... function, junior high school or high school, but I don't want to tell you that there is a kind of you biting me.
Yao Ruolan hummed in a tune, obviously an idiot but didn't know it.
"Do you know the variables? Do you know the dependent variables and the independent variables?"
Rin Fan is really kind, which can be seen from the smile on his face that is suffocating and internal injuries.
Yao Ruolan looked at Rin Fan's smiling side face, the shallow dimples, and they began to flood again, and she had already put the silk aside.
Silky was upset, "Come on, you're hopeless." It's all the same reading, other people read books, you read novels. You wait until you come back in the afternoon and tell him again, and he will definitely tell you the answer. β
I'm flirting, what's the matter......
Yao Ruolan glared at Yan Si unhappily, "Can you stop asking him in front of me, I knew that you were so beeping now, I shouldn't have run out to block you just now, you have to die!"
"Don't you have a bad conscience when you speak?"
"Ouch, didn't you notice that you changed your skin and the whole person was humorous, huh?"
"Heheda, anyway, it's definitely not your own willingness that you will rush up, and it is also because of the soul that you can stop it, and it has nothing to do with you!"
"Hmph~ Bai saved you, it was really white to save you, I really should let you take the black and autumn slash and kill you. β
"Little brat, you've drunk too much today, and your hair is stiff, aren't you......"
She laughed angrily, picked up Lan Ruo and pulled it towards Yao Ruolan, Yao Ruolan took the opportunity to hug Rin Fan's arm and hide behind him.
I have to say that Yao Ruolan is definitely spoiled enough......
"Let's go, hurry back. With a wave of his hand, the originally dim night sky gradually brightened, the dark clouds that covered the pier dissipated, and the moonlight sprinkled down.
"You little ghosts, hurry up, don't leave me and go to sleep, you sail back by yourself. Lao Chen, who was sailing at the dock, sat on the bench wrapped in a blanket, yelled at them and cursed in a low voice, "It's too cold this night." β
The light in the car has woken up, but the barrier of the silk is still unsolved. He opened the door vigorously, pounded the glass, and made his face hideous, but he just couldn't open it, and it looked very funny. With a wave of Lan Ruo, the green light disappeared. As soon as the light disappeared, the light slammed out of the car door and almost fell into a.
"What are you three talking about? I've been calling you for a long time, and the car door won't open. The flowers in your hands are so beautiful, do you want to go back to the village with us? You can stay in our house, and our house is also available. As soon as the light came out, it began to crackle and talk.
Yao Ruolan swept her bare ass with a kick.
"Thank you, Rin Fan for sending me. Shen Si looked at Ruolan, very satisfied with her kick, and affectionately took her hand and hugged her in her arms, "I'll go back to Ruolan's house tonight and sleep with Ruolan." β
Faced with the sudden intimacy of Liao Si, Yao Ruolan shuddered and quickly slapped her hand away, "I'm not familiar with you." β
Shen Si cast a cold glare: "Believe it or not, I cut them to death?
Yao Ruolan pouted: The demon is really the demon, a scheming like a virgin white lotus,
Yan Si turned her face to show hideousness, glaring at Yao Ruolan.
Yao Ruolan cast a look at Rin Fan for help, and Rin Fan smiled slightly. lost his backer, was dragged in his arms by the enemy, admit it.
"Okay, sleep, sleep together, I've really moved bricks for several lifetimes to have the honor of living with you. β
Send you a roll of the eyes to experience it yourself.