Chapter 420: Revenge
On a plane to the United States, Zhang Hao looked at his foreigner with an innocent look and stared at him with a contemptuous look, yes, he was very innocent, Zhang Hao didn't know if he was lucky or unlucky, anyway, as soon as he got on the plane, he found that there was a foreigner sitting next to his seat.
This foreigner is tall and big, Zhang Hao roughly estimated, the height should be about two meters, the weight, well, at least three hundred and fifty pounds, Zhang Hao is also tall in his circle of friends, but compared with this person, alas, a little dwarf feels like a wood.
Originally, he sat in a first-class warehouse, and the space was quite large, but because there was a big fat man sitting next to him, the limited space instantly became crowded, because Zhang Hao got on the plane after the foreigner, which made the foreigner very unhappy.
However, Zhang Hao didn't care if he was happy or not, since the foreigner refused to get up and let himself pass, then Zhang Hao had to squeeze it hard, and the consequence of squeezing through was that the foreigner was painful, yes, it was painful.
Next, the foreigner squirted a burst of English swear words at Zhang Hao, which roughly translates to you, a person, a barbarian, you lack education, you hurt me, do you know it, you ......
Zhang Hao's English is good, Zhang Hao understands these swearing, but Zhang Hao still looks at the foreigner with an innocent face, and then a finger touches the foreigner's waist lightly, hehe, Zhang Hao smiled.
Poof, poof......
The entire first-class warehouse fell into a sea of farts, and Zhang Hao regretted it after clicking it, he forgot that this was on the plane, not in the square, it stinked here, and Zhang Hao had nowhere to hide, so he could only cover his nose with a bitter face, and crusade against the foreigner in front of him with an angry and contemptuous look.
Who are the people who sit in the first class, those who are not bad for money, the upper class, where have they been treated like this, they have accused the unlucky foreigner, and the flight attendant also ran over quickly, while comforting the passengers, while spraying perfume wildly.
But no matter how much perfume there is, there are not as many farts as foreigners, and the strings of pops that stimulate the eardrums sounded one after another, and the tall figure of the foreigner became the target of everyone's attacks.
Even if the foreigner squeezes his buttocks, it is useless, the pop sound still sounds, because it is too tight, and the flute is also played, if it is not in it, it is estimated that these passengers will die of laughter, but unfortunately they can't laugh in it.
Some people are walking towards the economic warehouse, if you can't afford to provoke it, let's hide first, Zhang Hao is one of them, carrying his own small bag, Zhang Hao squeezed out from the foreigner again, and at the end he didn't forget to stare at the foreigner, covered his nose and walked away.
made the foreigner so angry that his face turned white, just now he was still scolding Zhang Hao, but he didn't expect him to become the person in his mouth so soon, but he couldn't control his **.
In fact, strictly speaking, Zhang Hao was not wrong at all before, because the foreigner's size was too large, Zhang Hao asked him to stand up and let him in, but the foreigner actually pretended to be deaf and dumb, just sat there and did not move.
Zhang Hao was angry when he saw it, so he squeezed it in, of course, he would accidentally squeeze the foreigner's meat in the process, there was no way who would let him have more meat, so the foreigner scolded Zhang Hao, Zhang Hao's fingers rebounded, so the foreigner was unlucky.
The flight attendant was very kind to ask the foreigner to get off the plane, because he was worried that he was sick, in case there was no way to give first aid in the flight, of course, the flight attendant was kind, but in the eyes of the foreigner it became discrimination, of course he would not get off the plane.
It's just a fart, who hasn't let it go? As the old saying goes, you can't control the shit and fart if you can't control it, and after bearing the accusations of the whole cabin people, the foreigner still endured it strongly, but the first-class guests were a few percent less.
Fortunately, it is not the peak tourist season, there are still extra places in the economy class, it is difficult to change from the economy class to the first class, but the reverse is much easier, there is the smart one who ran into the economy class first, and there is the hard temper who thinks that he can still hold on to it, so he stayed.
Zhang Hao didn't stay, what are the consequences of his black hand Zhang Hao knows very well, at least for three days, this foreigner will live like this, keep puffing, and then it will be accompanied by diarrhea, anyway, there is that arrogant foreigner who can stand it.
However, because the plane was closed, even if Zhang Hao escaped to the economy class, there was a lot of smell coming over, but fortunately, there were not many other things in Long Batian's space, and he really found a mask.
There is a little beauty sitting next to Zhang Hao, with white and tender skin, phoenix eyes and bright eyes, at first glance, she is a smart person, this time she is not a foreigner, she is a Chinese, but unfortunately this smart little beauty is a little cold, she doesn't look at Zhang Hao, she actually closes her eyes and pretends to sleep, which makes Zhang Hao's journey quite lonely, so she has to sleep with her.
"Sir, would you like something to eat?"
Zhang Hao was sleeping in a blur, and was woken up by a voice, Zhang Hao opened his eyes to look at her, shook his head slowly, and asked, "Can you make the air fresher?" I really can't eat in this atmosphere, I feel like I'm eating in the toilet. ”
Zhang Hao raised his hand to his nose and said in pure American English, with accusations in his eyes, as if the flight attendant had done something heinous.
The hand of the little beauty who was eating next to Zhang Hao paused in the air, nausea, it was okay to get used to it, but when Zhang Hao said it, it really looked like it was in, vomiting~ The little beauty didn't dare to think about it, and immediately put away the things, she couldn't eat it, and she didn't forget to stare at Zhang Hao at the end.
Zhang Hao looked at the flight attendant very innocently, as if he was not wrong, the flight attendant laughed with her, and looked at Zhang Hao's mask with some envy, she also wanted to wear one.
The end point of the plane is Chicago, and it takes as much as thirteen hours to fly in the sky, if it is an ordinary person who does not eat for thirteen hours, he may be hungry and unbearable, but it doesn't matter to Zhang Hao, and naturally he will not choose to eat a plane meal in this situation.
"Shameless!" After the stewardess left, the little beauty finally pronounced the first pronunciation since Zhang Hao took the seat, of course, the words she spit out were not good words.
Zhang Hao's eyes widened innocently, looked up and down at the little beauty, and asked curiously: "No, you have a lot of teeth, and they are quite white, you have made Xuan Porcelain White, let me tell you, don't do Xuan Porcelain White, it looks too fake, and your teeth are too white to distract others, attracting other people's eyes to your teeth, which may affect your social skills......
Zhang Hao looked like I knew very well, and began to swing the dragon gate to the little beauty, it was too boring to fly, Zhang Hao also wanted to find someone to chat with, but Zhang Hao didn't say that it was okay, and he ushered in the hostile eyes of the little beauty.
(End of chapter)