Seeing them go, she walked up to me and put her hand on my shoulder, and I shook her hand away.

"Go away! Don't try to plot against me again!"

The first time was when the flower dangled in front of me, and I lost most of my memory for most of the day, and the second time and the third time it was all touching my head, and as long as she was a little closer to me, I felt that she was going to do something to me.

"Whoever wants to do evil to you? ......"

Say, I glared at her, and she really forced the words back?

What a backbone!

"Brother Fan, it's very powerful! ”

When I turned around, I put my hand on Brother Fan's shoulder, although it was a little distance, but I liked this height difference.

"Fortunately, his strength is not below me, but he just doesn't want to be injured by losing to me. ”

Brother Fan is introverted and calm, gentle and elegant, which is really suitable for me.

"You're humble. Only...... She's the banyan spirit of our village, so what are you?"

Know yourself and know your opponent, and win all battles. I mind a little bit of cross-city love, but I don't mind cross-time, space, generation, and cross-gender love at all.

"Hey~ Don't keep staring at people, what are you looking at? Is it polite?"

As he spoke, he was obsessed with Brother Fan's deep eyes and couldn't extricate himself. To tell you the truth, I've never seen anyone's eyes so beautiful and pure.

"I ...... Is there anything on his face?"

"No, just ...... Isn't your dad an interstellar smuggler who is wanted by nine galaxies because he picked the stars and hid them in your eyes?"

I'll just ask you, who else has this ability besides me in terms of sultry technology?!

But why not exclamation, only two bewildered faces?

"I don't have a father in my memory, and we don't have stars there, I heard Sister Qi Shu say that there are stars in the world, what do stars look like?"

Aha~ I've memorized sultry techniques for so long, why did I use them for the first time?

In the forehead, my little heart needs some horse (ma) card (fei) dragon, please let me slow down.

"I didn't expect the little kid to have a good ability to flirt, where did you learn it?"

This is my Hart, not your Pacific, it's your business!

"Siri knows, right? I don't think you know about it. "The old man probably doesn't even use a mobile phone, right?

"What is Si~ri?" said Little Brother Fan looked at me with his Kazlan in his eyes.

"Come on, little brother. "I hooked my fingers, and Brother Fan obediently lowered half of his waist, and felt that as soon as he raised his head, he ...... Hehe......

“hi Siri。 ”

I took out my little peak and let them see the demons and monsters.

"Hello, take you to eat chicken and fly with you to fly the literary little staring crotch, good night. ”

Puppet ...... Do you still have fun like this? Good night?

I...... Take a look at the table.

Well, it's polite enough not to say "good morning".

"Tell them how to ...... this group of sprinklers"

"I don't seem to understand what you say. ”

"Tell them how to ...... these sprinklers"

"I don't seem to understand what you say. ”

I haven't finished speaking, what do you understand?!

It's over, I'm despised.

"How to talk to a handsome guy!"

"Otherwise, you say: My love for you is like a monotonous increasing unbounded function. ”

What?

And unbounded functions? What the hell is that? What the hell is monotonic increment?

"What does this mean?" Looking at Brother Fan's big eyes full of curiosity, I was also very powerless.

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death. "A certain female spirit laughs happier than anyone else, because she claims to have cultivated for thousands of years, and she is not serious!

"What is a monotonically increasing unbounded function? You know what?"

She despised me again......

"I ...... I don't know, math is not good. ”

I'm born with a bad reputation in mathematics, physics and chemistry, can I blame it?

Still laughing at me?

And the two of you laugh at me together?!

"Why are you laughing at me, do you little goblins know what mathematics, physics and chemistry are?

You are a thousand-year-old dryad born in an era before the four major inventions, and you dare to laugh at me for being a good young man in the new era?!

"Do you know the function?"

Of course I know the function.,Junior high school or high school.。

“hot hot hot hot summer，hot hot hot hot breath......” But I don't want to tell you that there's a kind of you biting me.

He snickered, and she glared at me, so shameless.

"Do you know the variables? Do you know the dependent and independent variables?"

She was white to me, and he continued to snicker. It's pretty good.

Sure enough, it looks good, no matter how you look at it, it's pleasing to the eye.

"Come on, you're hopeless. It's all the same reading, other people read books, you read novels. You wait until you come back in the afternoon and tell him again, and he will definitely tell you the answer. ”

I'm flirting, what's the matter......

"Can you stop talking to him in front of me, I knew you were beeping so much now, you shouldn't have run out to block you just now, you have to die!"

"Don't you have a bad conscience when you speak?"

"Ouch, didn't you notice that you changed your skin and the whole person was humorous, huh?"

"Heheda, it's definitely not your own willingness to rush up anyway, and it's because of Soul Chuan that you can stop it, and it has nothing to do with you!"

"Hmph~ Bai saved you, it was really white to save you, I really should let you take the black and autumn slash and kill you. ”

"Little brat, you've drunk too much today, and your hair is stiff, aren't you......"

She still dares to hit me with her flower?! I decisively hugged Brother Fan's arm and hid behind me.

Sometimes, girls are a little pretentious, and naturally there are handsome guys to protect you. Believe it or not:

"Stop, you'll be arguing later. ”

Hmph! Our little brother Fan is protecting me, after all, he woke up when I was about to die.

"What is the origin of that black-robed demon clan, do you know?"

"My subordinates didn't know that he was the one I sensed when I was in KTV, but as soon as I chased him out, his spiritual power disappeared. ”

I'll just say that Dad can't have a nervous breakdown when he sleeps. Dad used to be able to go to work until two o'clock to sleep, and he only slept 6 hours a day without any nerve problems, but he still had nerve problems when he went home and slept for 10 hours a day?

Inexistent.

"It seems that she has been targeted by the demon clan, and when she was in KTV, she was trying to unlock the memory seal you gave her, and I blocked it. "Double-click 666, I'm Brother Van Mighty.

"Hmph, it turns out that he is playing ghosts, I thought that with my cultivation, I really can't even seal an ordinary human being?"

Can't you talk well? Do you have to put special emphasis on the ordinary? If Dad is not ordinary, then Dad is a god, okay, old monster?

"Come on, you can't hear me? She glared at me, the kind of disdain, and then said to our little brother Fan in a strange tone: "Lord Zuo, you'd better not wear this kind of tight jeans in the future, try to wear casual and loose ones, I'm afraid that someone will stare at your crotch every day and have a nosebleed and die of excessive blood loss." You'd better lock the door as soon as you enter the room, and check whether the mirror is single-sided or double-sided when you take a shower. ”

I'll go on a list, I'm and don't have that guts, okay?

"How do you know I'm going to get a nosebleed, have you tried? Yes, you guys can all pass through the wall, no matter how well the door is locked, it's useless, it's really a pity for so many peeping men. ”

"Girl, you give me ......" finally made your face green for a while, otherwise you really think I will only stare at the crotch?

"Stop, can you say something I understand?"

"Yes. "A certain female spirit is cowardly.

Hmph, there's always someone who's going to clean you up for me, a little bit!

"She is actually not ordinary, when she just blocked the attack of the black-robed demon, the spiritual power emanating from her body is not only the spirit in the soul of the soul chuan, but also the spirit, and the spirit is in my hands. "Brother Fan is holding the moonstone I just gave him.

"Then you can get there, it's not far away. ”

"The spirit of Dian Shu can no longer be reunited when she saved me, and it is impossible for her to appear. ”

"Impossible......"

"The essence in her body is sealed, and the things that seal her are all above us, so we haven't been able to detect it. ”

"Is it Weiyangjun?" Hu Yi is Weiyangjun?" ”

"Ahh No, no, no, it's not a sting, it's the kind that cuts your fingers with a knife, this monster is so undisciplined, it didn't make my blood during the day, and at night I don't know what to use to pull a hole in my hand, and the blood is flowing.

"Scream, scream, I haven't seen you call you so miserable when the bones are broken in the fight, win sympathy?"

How can I win sympathy? Am I not allowed to pretend in front of a handsome guy?

"If something is spoken, we can hear it. ”

Frontal puppet~

"No problem. The female sperm wiped the blood from my finger and leaned closer to her nose to smell it.

Are you sure it's a tree or not a prosperous one?

"No, there is a residual spirit. "Our little brother's cultivation is deep, and we don't need to smell it.

But he'll do something else.

Brother Fan harmed himself, also cut his fingers, and his handsome eyes didn't blink. With the palm of his hand stretched, a small, blue-green transparent ball of light sucked a large drop of blood from me and him. The blood seemed to evaporate in the ball of light, turning into two swirls of green smoke before disappearing.

It turns out that blood can still be played like this, I almost thought that he was going to recognize me with blood, saying that I was his long-lost sister, and then the plot I was preparing with him immediately returned to the West.

"I have guarded her for more than 20 years, and I never knew that she had a spirit in her. Weiyangjun only told me that she had a wisp of Sister Shu's spirit in her, who sealed the spirit in her body and when?"

She's been guarding me for more than 20 years, and at least 10 of them have scared me.

"The thing that seals the spirit is the same as the thing that seals the soul. ”

"Weiyang-kun?"

Why is it this name again, isn't this character very powerful, don't always hide if it's amazing?

"Girl......"

As soon as she called me, I rolled her eyes, and I interrupted her, though it wasn't my will.

"It's useless, you can seal her memories, and so can he. ”

Speaking of this, I get angry (stomp).

"He doesn't have to, it stands to reason that he should have come to retrieve the spirit, but I waited for a few years and he didn't come, and I was afraid...... Hey, forget it. ”

Can you not talk to the boss in the middle of the conversation? Let's talk and show some drinking skills, okay?

"You ...... Are you talking about me? Can you get involved with me too?"

"Have you ever met Weiyang-kun?"

"Nope. I replied decisively, "As soon as I heard such a fairy name, I knew that the person was very handsome, how could I know him, I just wanted to ask you, the boat boss has been waiting for us there for a long time, do you want us to go home and talk first, it's a little cold." ”

I pointed to the boat boss who was standing at the head of the bed with a big blanket and shivering since the "blood confession", Uncle Chen.

"Okay, go back first. ”

Or my little brother Fan is considerate of the people's feelings.