Chapter 500 You are an immortal, Lao Tzu is still the Jade Emperor!(Ask for subscription, reward)

", your man is very good, he has become a god, why can't he go to heaven!"

The bastard with a plaster on his shoulder, with a disdainful look on his face, spoke out in a strange manner.

"Come on, he'll go to heaven, and I'll go to heaven with him!" Lotte poked his blushing cheeks with two fingers, and nodded drunk but with a serious face.

"Damn, how much wine this woman has drunk, she's talking nonsense!"

"Whatever, Lao Tzu likes to be poor... Milk, this girl belongs to Lao Tzu!"

"Rub, a body of ribs, it's boring to touch the thief, Lao Tzu still likes the big breasts next to her!"

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"You ...... Don't touch me, my man is really a fairy, be careful to beat your farts and pee~~"

Lotte Yi and Guo Shiyao both struggled at the same time.

", Lao Tzu is still the Jade Emperor, in charge of the world's immortals!"

The boss burst into a foul language with an angry face, "Take these two heavenly concubines to the grove for Emperor Ben Yu, Emperor Ben Jade wants to spoil them, now, right away!"

"Yes, Lord Jade Emperor!"

The gangsters are also very good at cooperating, and they are about to pounce on them and restrain the two women.

Suddenly, a strong wind blew, and the branches of the trees in the green belt swayed, blowing the thugs to the next and west, covering their eyes one by one to prevent the dust and sand from entering their eyes.

Guo Shiyao and the others were already drunk, and they were almost blown down.

A graceful figure had appeared in front of Lotte Yi and the two daughters unconsciously, and stretched out his hand to support the two girls.

"She's right, her man is indeed a fairy!"

The figure spit out a voice indifferently, and his eyes lit up with a domineering aura that looked at the world.

At this time, the wind stopped, and all the thugs saw the boy who suddenly appeared in front of them.

"Boy, it's you again!"

When the gangster with a plaster on his arm saw Gu Bei, he immediately showed a trace of cruel hatred on his face.

"Fuck, you still have your own halo, and you actually made a gust of wind, damn it, you really know how to choose the time!"

The boss was even more angry, and he teased him in passing.

They didn't know that this gust of wind was really brought up by Gu Bei's rapid flying.

"Boy, last time the guys suffered a big loss. I'm going to greet you well!" a shiny dagger had already appeared in the boss's hand, swaying at will, arrogant.

"You can't just be so cheap this kid, boss, we must let this kid see it later, what life is better than death!"

The guy in the plaster cast hated Gu Bei the most, and at this moment, a dagger also appeared in his left hand, "Later, we can let this kid see his own woman with his own eyes, crotch... Under Chenghuan, the excited don't want the picture, the ......"

"Bad guys, usually die from talking!"

Gu Bei's eyes were cold, looking at the few people in front of him, as if looking at a dead corpse, his voice did not fall, his right hand suddenly grabbed in the air, and the gangster in a plaster cast immediately rose up uncontrollably, as if he was choked by the neck by a ghost, and was directly lifted.

"I can satisfy you with a life or death experience!"

Gu Bei said coldly, his right hand was a little empty, and the gangster's face was frozen in the void with a frightened face, motionless, and he couldn't even make a sound.

"Ah...... Hell~~"

Seeing this, the remaining five thugs threw daggers in a burst of noise, screaming and running away.

"Hahaha, my man is here, you ...... You just wait to be abused......" Lotte Yi opened his eyes in a daze, smiled heartily, and then drooped his head, and fell asleep.

Guo Shiyao just opened her eyes and saw a familiar figure, and then fell into a state similar to Lotte Yi.

"The amount of alcohol is not good, why do you two girls drink so much!"

Gu Bei shook his head helplessly, helped the two girls to sit on a stone bench, and then got up slowly, looking at the five gangsters who had fled from afar, and suddenly spit out a few words in his mouth, "In front of me, can you still escape?"

Before Gu Bei's voice fell, the gangster who was nailed in the sky saw the most terrifying scene in his life with a frightened face:

I saw his gangster boss, and a few gangster friends, running towards this side from a distance, screaming with horror on their faces.

But at this moment, the actions of the five gangster bosses are a little strange.

Although his body maintained a rapid forward movement, his body retreated towards Gu Bei at an extremely fast speed.

Run one step and take three steps back.

These gangsters can be said to run one step and take more than ten steps back.

In the blink of an eye, the five escaped gangsters had appeared more than ten meters in front of Gu Bei, and they were still struggling to maintain their running movements, but they were always standing still.

"God...... Immortal, is he really an immortal?"

The guy who was pinned in mid-air, seeing all this with his own eyes, was already so frightened that he lost his soul in his heart, and even the pants between his legs were immediately wet.

A few drops of smelly liquid trickled down from the leg of the trouser legs, clattering, and dripping down to the ground.

The thug could even feel the temperature of the liquid on his legs as it slid down.

"Since you like to spoil women so much, let you experience what it's like to today!"

I saw Gu Bei's right hand grab it in the air, and the five thugs immediately let out a miserable scream, covering their crotch one by one, and blood sprayed out, and in the sky, the five men with blood had unique things, which were directly taken down by Gu Bei.

As Gu Bei's right hand moved at will, the five things flew towards the mouths of the five people at once, and they were full, which immediately stopped the screams of the five people.

The thug in the sky watched his boss and his companion swallow all the things on his body into his stomach, so frightened that he wanted to close his eyes, but he couldn't close his eyelids.

Then, Gu Bei's right hand moved again, and the right arm of the five thugs suddenly broke, and they flew up, each stuffing it into their mouths.

It's the rhythm of swallowing your own arms.

In the frightened eyes of the gangsters in the sky, the arms of the five gangsters burst their mouths and throats, and only bloody stubble remained in the torn mouths.

As if he felt bored, Gu Bei snapped his fingers with his right hand, and a burst of fire suddenly appeared from the five thugs, and in an instant, their bodies turned into ashes.

Gu Bei raised his eyes, looked at the overly frightened thug in the sky, and grinned: "It's your turn!"

Among the six gangsters, this guy with a plaster on his arm died the worst, and he experienced the experiences of his five companions one by one.

This is not the end, Gu Bei has always kept this thing awake, watching himself swallow his limbs into his stomach, and finally become a human.

With a fire, the world was quiet.

Gu Bei stretched out his hand, took the two little beauties into his arms with his left and right arms, shook his body, and disappeared into the park.

When they reappeared, the three of them were already in the living room of the rental house in the Huaxia community.

"Hee-hee~~ kiss!"

Lotte Yi put one hand around Gu Bei's arm, pouted drunkenly, and leaned towards Gu Bei's face......

(End of chapter)