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"It's over, even you can see it, she must have seen it! It's all because I have wasted my time all these years and haven't cultivated my elegant temperament well!"

"Who can see it?" Ye Yun looked at the turtle master with a blank expression.

"It's her..."The turtle master replied embarrassedly with a shy look in his eyes.

"Who is she?"

"It's the one who gave me the ticket!"

"Ah!" Ye Yun finally understood. He looked at the turtle master with a look of surprise and said, "Isn't it? You won't like that traffic policeman, right?

"Shhhh

Ye Yun pulled the turtle master's hand away, rolled his eyes, and said, "You like women, people all over the world know it, right?"

After being stunned for a moment, the turtle master suddenly smiled and said: "Since this is the case, then I don't have to be afraid of others knowing! I have decided, I am going to fall in love!"

"Falling in love?" Ye Yun looked at the turtle master with wide eyes, and then reached out and touched the turtle master's head that was smooth enough to be used as a mirror, "You are an old turtle who has lived for millions of years, and you actually want to fall in love with a little girl in her twenties and thirties on the earth?"

"Cut! You can't fall in love when you're old? I see that you human beings, many seventy or eighty-year-old people, also like little Lori, don't people talk about love vigorously? Why can't I? What's more, I've been to Lao Tzu's health care countless times, what's the point of falling in love? Besides, from the moment I saw the female traffic policeman, I swore that I would have a little turtle with her!"

"Before I skimmed these eight characters, I thought of giving birth to a little turtle, do you think a girl would like you as a turtle?" Ye Yun asked.

"Isn't this you?" Turtle Master looked at Ye Yun with a smile.

Ye Yun stared at the turtle master with a vigilant expression and asked, "What do you want to do?"

The turtle master leaned towards Ye Yun and whispered in Ye Yun's ear for a while.

Ye Yun's body shook suddenly, his face was extremely ugly, and he said, "You want me to play the robber?"

"I didn't let you pretend to be a robber!" the turtle master explained with a serious face: "I just asked you to act as a robber, and besides, what are you going to rob? ”

"And what do you mean?"

"You go and put on a show of a little rascal. The turtle master said excitedly: "I'll take you to the place where my goddess is on duty in a while, and you, a little rascal, will go up and tease her, and then I'll come to a hero to save the beauty!"

"I'll wipe it! You a turtle would actually use the trick of heroes to save beauty? Say, where did you learn it?" Ye Yun said with a surprised expression.

"Why don't you say that you are illiterate and turtles!" the turtle master threw the book in his hand to Ye Yun, "Aren't there all of them?"

Ye Yun picked up the name and was really awesome.

The ultimate beauty chase!

"As mentioned above, heroes save the beauty and have the highest success rate among all the methods of picking up girls!"

"So you want me to play a hooligan, you be a hero?" Ye Yun said with an ugly face.

"It's... It's only temporary. The turtle master looked at Ye Yun flatteringly, "Ye Yun, you said that I am a turtle, I have been single for millions of years, and it is not easy for me to find someone who fell in love at first sight, is it easy for me?

"No! I won't do it if I kill him!" Ye Yun replied decisively. I am a beautiful man, and I want to pretend to be a hooligan to tease a policeman, I am sick!

"Oh, Brother Lin, you can help others. They will repay you well in the future!" the turtle shook Ye Yun's arm and screamed. Let Ye Yun almost didn't vomit out all the things he had eaten in the past few days.

"Damn the damn faggot! Get out of the way!" Ye Yun kicked the turtle away, but the turtle wanted to pounce again like a nobody, "Stop!"

Ye Yun drank heavily, and immediately said helplessly like a deflated balloon: "Okay, I promised you." ”

"Great! Let's go now!" the turtle took Ye Yun's hand and ran out with excitement on his face.

"Hey, are you going to go like this?" Ye Yun looked at the turtle master speechlessly.

"Do you want to?"

"Do you think that if you wear this set of clothes, people will pay attention to you? Don't tell me, you have worn this set of clothes to put on a few times before?" Ye Yun smiled: "At least you have to go outside to buy a set of clothes first, right?"

"Great idea!

Half an hour later.

I also have to say that this turtle master is really a bit like a dog when he changes into ordinary people's clothes.

Master Turtle bought another cap and put it on, snapped his fingers, and said with a smile: "That's it! Let's go!"

Under the leadership of the turtle master, Ye Yun soon arrived at a highway and found a slender and innocent-looking female traffic policeman standing at the intersection, observing the vehicles on the highway.

After Ye Yun and Gui Ye parked the car in the distance, they quietly walked behind the trees more than ten meters behind the female traffic policeman.

"Wait a minute, you go up and say some obscene things to her, do something to her, you know?" said to Ye Yun.

"Are you sure you can do that??"

"Sure, believe that's what I wrote in the book, heroes save beauty or something, it's the most useful!"

Ye Yun looked at the turtle master with admiration, he didn't expect that the turtle master, a turtle that had been closed for millions of years, read a book that was broken and chasing beauty, and he was so knowledgeable.

"Understood!" Ye Yun nodded.

"That's good! action!" said Master Turtle.

Ye Yun glanced at the female traffic policeman, took a deep breath, and walked out from behind the woods, but just after taking a few steps, he came back again.

"What's wrong?" asked Master Turtle.

"It's been too long since I've been molesting a woman, and I've forgotten what to say to flirt, you wait, I'll brew it. Ye Yun said with some embarrassment.

^Remember.