Chapter 343: I'm Just a Little Fatter

Yuan Langtian looked at his perfect self in the mirror, combing a few strands of hair, recalling the eventful years of the year, and feeling the impermanence of fate.

He didn't expect that the treasure mirror that was communicating with the withered wall would suddenly light up coldly.

Oops!

Caught off guard, he didn't even change his clothes, it was still the cook's robe that Yu Baiwan forced him to wear.

Forget it, I, Yuan Langtian, am a dignified person, with extraordinary courage, just a junior, and I am not full of liver and gall.

Yuan Langtian showed a peerless smile from above, waiting for the shock of his juniors, as well as the long-lost top-level worship next.

I'm looking forward to it.

Back then, he was about to be selected by heaven and became the first person in the Northern Realm for 10,000 years.

But who knew that he was beaten back to his original form by Yu Baiwan with chopsticks, and then he was caught back to the blessed land of Shuangsu, if it weren't for some incense and friendship, it would have become a pile of dry bones Although the kang lying here is all forged by Tianyuan treasures, every meal is a genius treasure.

But it's always unpleasant.

"Hmm? It's actually a trick to snatch away, a good plan, this is a good way to hide from the Yuan Infant Demon Emperor. This demon skin has long been shattered, but the soul of the human race is also interesting, and the handsomeness of the light wheel is only a step worse than that of me. In terms of beautiful men, only I Yuan Langtian, but unfortunately the years are ruthless and crippling, and now my face has fallen, anyway, I am more handsome than this junior. ”

Yuan Langtian probably observed a few breaths, and then through the dry wall, he saw the soul in the body of the viper Jiumo.

It was a handsome human race, although the northern realm was remote, but this kind of seizure technique was not a secret, and Yuan Langtian himself used it a few times back then.

"The pig demon is such a big pig's head"

Yuan Langtian was still waiting for this human race to worship, planning an unfathomable opening statement.

Next, this person sat on the ground and shouted the pig demon with a frightened face.

"Pig demon?"

Yuan Langtian frowned, and said with some doubts.

How can there be a pig demon, there is not a single fierce demon in the entire West Demon District.

It doesn't look like it's promising.

Even if there is really a pig demon, in front of my grandeur, it is not a snap of a finger.

"Ah, what a big pig face, the pig demon spoke, the pig demon spoke"

But then, instead of calming down, the young man exclaimed.

Yuan Langtian was suddenly a little unhappy.

With less than three pounds of courage, how did he get mixed into the sixth cave, and he still expects him to be the emperor in the future, can this work out?

"It turns out that in this dry wall, there is an ugly pig demon sealed, I have to find a way to leave quickly, in case this pig demon comes out, don't eat me, it's too ugly, you may be scared to death after watching it for a long time." ”

Zhao Chu plucked up his courage and glanced at the pig demon again.

Vomit!

He almost threw up.

That's right.

The face is full of oil, except for the eyebrows, there are some differences, it is really a pig demon, and this evil obstacle was still laughing just now.

You don't pick at the leeks between your teeth, you still have a smile.

In fact, ordinary fierce demons, no matter how ugly Zhao Chu is, can ignore them.

After magnifying the ugliness a hundred times, it is the kind of ugliness that shocks the soul and rushes to the face.

In front of this pig demon, even the sow in the pigsty is fresh and refined, small and exquisite, and has a little double eyelids.

"Dry wall? Seal the pig demon? impossible, the dry wall is a rumored jade Jane, because of Yu Baiwan's existence, it is difficult to transmit sound in the West Demon District, so I forged a piece of dozens of zhang!"

"This dry wall, when did it have the function of sealing the pig demon? Besides, where did the pig demon come from!"

Yuan Langtian was confused.

He turned around and carefully looked at the mirror in his hand, but there was still no pig demon.

But when he turned the mirror back again and saw his own face.

Airplanes!

In a trance, there seemed to be a flash of thunder in my brain.

Pig demon!

You idiot, are you saying I'm a dignified?

At this moment, Yuan Langtian finally came to his senses.

But the more frightened Zhao Chu's expression was, the more it was a shame for him.

Bitter shame.

It's not enough for me to be bullied by Yu Baiwan, but also to be despised by a human race.

Can I live this day?

"Junior, put away your ugly face, do you know who I am?"

Then, Yuan Langtian said in a deep voice.

"Hmph, pig demon, you are so vicious, you actually used some withered sword to deceive the master's Tianyuan treasure. Do you want to break free? ”

The pig demon spoke again, startling him.

But then Zhao Chu's pupils flashed again.

The dry wall is sealed with a big pig demon, and if he wants to get out of trouble, he must need Tianyuan treasures.

Fortunately, I was cautious and only lost a piece.

If the pig demon is really released, he and Ji Dongyuan are really in danger of life.

"Pig demon, pig demon, you are the pig demon, your whole family is a pig demon. ”

Yuan Langtian was completely mad.

He is dignified, and it has only been 1,000 years, and he has been forgotten by the human race?

Even if you haven't seen a real person, haven't you even seen a few portraits?

It's unreasonable, and it makes me angry.

"Aren't you a pig demon?"

Hearing this, Zhao Chuqiang endured his nausea, and then he slapped his head:

"I see, you're a cross between a pig demon and other fierce demons, I want to think about it, what kind of cross is it?"

"Let me think about it!"

"By the way, you don't have pig ears, you don't have pig noses, you are a cross between a pig demon and a yellow eel. ”

Zhao Chu had a flash of inspiration.

"I'm going to slaughter you, I'm going to chop you into stuffing, I'm mad!"

Yuan Langtian kicked the stool next to him with one kick, and his liver hurt.

"Boy, I know you're coming from the Northern Realm through your soul. To tell you the truth, I am the Emperor of the Northern Realm, and Yuan Langtian is also!"

Slowly calmed his breathing.

Yuan Langtian decided not to be the same as the younger generation, in the past few hundred years, he has indeed gained a little bit of weight.

The food in Shuangsu Blessed Land is too good, and Yu Baiwan doesn't know what the best ingredients are, and even he is easy to gain weight, and when he loses weight, he is also very painful.

"Yuan Langtian?"

Hearing this, Zhao Chu's heart was beating wildly, and he was directly stunned in place, and even his eyebrows were raised.

The myth about this man should be told in detail, and it will not be enough for three days and three nights.

What's more, in the northern realm, there are shadow puppets and storytellers on the streets and alleys, describing Yuan Langtian as a true god and a fairy.

That's a perfect human emperor.

When Yuan Langtian ruled the Northern Realm, there was no competition for hegemony among the countries at all, only the prosperity and prosperity of the human race.

When the human emperor Yuan Langtian was there, the morale of the human race was magnificent, and the fierce demon clan was once forced to a desperate situation.

It is rumored that he has obtained the true inheritance of Taicang North, and his strength has already reached the Heavenly Choice Realm.

Even when Shen Fusheng was born, he also got the relics of Taicang North, and only then did he cultivate the Taishang Dao Foundation, and after many catastrophes, he finally stepped into Yuanying.

So much so that he forged the Zixia abutment by himself, and also relied on Yuan Langtian's Taishang Dao foundation.

This name can be used by almost every monk in the Northern Realm.

Except for Taicang North, he is really a true god.

"It turns out that the legends of the Northern Realm are all imaginary, and the human emperor Yuan Langtian turned out to be a pig demon!"

"A pig demon that crossed with a yellow eel. ”

Zhao Chu swallowed his saliva fiercely, and his heart palpitated.

This is the biggest scam in thousands of years.

Zhao Chu raised his head and looked at Yuan Langtian deeply, feeling that he had a shocking secret.

In the Xiangfeng Martial Arts Academy, there is a portrait of Yuan Langtian, handsome, and he looks like the emperor.

Even Shen Fusheng rebuilt the Tianci Sect, the first thing was to reshape Yuan Langtian's sculpture, how could it be a pig demon with the face of the world.

It seems to have been beautified by false rumors.

"Pig demon, pig demon, you haven't seen a pig demon in your life, am I just a little fatter, do you understand?"

"You are insulting the emperor's personality. ”

After more than 1,000 years of precipitation, Yuan Langtian's temper has been much milder.

If it was 1,000 years ago, who dared to call him a pig demon would have been dismantled by him a long time ago.

Of course, his inability to leave the West Demon District was also one of the reasons.

"Look, this is the portrait of the emperor when he was young, is it exactly the same as now, no, I want to lose weight. ”

Yuan Langtian pulled out a portrait and put it in front of the sound transmission Yujian, and his angry teeth trembled:

"Also, this dry wall is not a seal, it's just a piece of sound transmission jade slip, a sound transmission jade slip that is hundreds of times larger, understand?"

Flick your sleeves hard.

Yuan Lang was innocently angry.

It is not at all the same as the imaginary scene of prostration.

"Sure enough, it is the portrait circulating in the Northern Realm, no wonder this pig's face is so huge, it turns out that the dry wall is the sound transmission jade Jane is too big. If you shrink your face hundreds of times, you really seem to be just an ordinary fat person!"

Zhao Chu nodded.

He looked closer, and sure enough, it was behind the pig's head.

Whether it is teacups and dishes, or tables, chairs and benches, they are huge and terrible.

Just a tea bowl is the size of a house, and he can't be blamed for being negligent.

"It turns out that it is really the predecessor of the human emperor, and the younger generation has offended before, I hope you will forgive me!"

Then, Zhao Chu took a deep breath and hugged his fists and bowed.

Take 10,000 steps back.

He cultivates the Taishang Dao Foundation Chapter, and this Yuan Langtian also has some relationship with himself, which is worthy of respect.

"Dare to ask the Human Emperor, it is rumored that you stepped into the Heavenly Choice 1,000 years ago, and now you are no longer in the Northern Realm!"

Then, Zhao Chu asked solemnly.

Demon Domain.

Dead walls.

Yuan Langtian.

Three things, eight poles can't be beaten, and weirdness is everywhere.

"Don't ask so much nonsense, I don't have much time to speak, next, I will teach you the real withered sword, and you will become the first person in the Northern Realm to hold the Infant Slashing Holy Sword. ”

As soon as Zhao Chu's voice fell, Yuan Langtian almost choked to death with a mouthful of old blood.

This guy's tongue is absolutely poisonous.

You don't open a pot and lift a pot.

Natural selection?

Not in the Northern Realm?

Lao Tzu was knocked to the dust by a chopstick, and now he is in the West Demon District, just like a prisoner.

But Yuan Lang couldn't say this, and hurriedly diverted the topic.

"Is there really a withered sword?"

Zhao Chu frowned and asked.

"Nonsense, do you think I forged such a big sound transmission jade slip for fun?"

Yuan Langtian reprimanded.

"Listen, there are still 8 years, the Northern Realm will meet again in blood, the realm of the Yuan Infant, no one can survive this human world catastrophe, it all depends on whether you can become a talent. ”

"Boy, you're a savior now!"

Yuan Langtian's words fell, and Zhao Chu was completely stunned.