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The agreed location is the department store in Xinjiekou.

On the second floor, the tea restaurant.

Ryoko was sitting next to me, drinking tea and waiting for the air, and a middle-aged man with glasses came.

His shoulders are quite thick, his suit is straight, and especially his eyes are clear.

Seeing him coming, I stood up and asked, "Human juicer?"

"Hello, the contemptible surname is Zhang, you must be Mr. Yu, right?" he stretched out his hand and smiled politely.

I didn't shake hands with him, just sat down, hugged my arms and said, "Don't fix those vain, let's talk about it, how to deal with this matter?"

He sat opposite me, first looked around, then lifted the frame intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smile: "Mr. Yu, I hope we can solve this matter privately, and don't put it on the surface." ”

"Threaten me?" I said, holding my eyelids and taking a heavy drag on my cigarette.

Liangzi gave me a round at this time: "Mr. Zhang, what is the reputation of this human juicer, presumably you are clearer than us, so don't fix those false things, since the matter is out, you have to give an explanation anyway." ”

"Okay, then I'll arrange after-sales service for you right away. After the middle-aged man surnamed Zhang finished speaking, his face became very indifferent.

Ryoko and I were immediately unhappy, just about to have a seizure, but the middle-aged man's phone suddenly rang, he turned his head sideways, and after answering with a respectful expression, he pushed the frame of the mirror against me again, and said: "Our boss has called, inviting you to visit the factory, and he said that he will explain to you in person." ”

I turned my head to look at Ryoko, and when I saw him nodding, I agreed, "Go." ”

Sitting in Ryoko's car, guided by a middle-aged man, Ryoko and I turned left and right, and left and went out of the city in a short time.

I was muttering about this kind of place, there was no shop in front of the village, and I made a direction, but suddenly it was clear in front of me.

Factory, what a big factory.

But the front door could only pass through a semi-trailer at most, and we were allowed to pass by the doorman without the slightest obstruction.

I sat in the co-pilot, and as soon as I drove in, I saw a row of well-guarded workers standing in the empty compound, each with a plastic bucket, constantly pouring yellow viscous liquid into a modified truck, and a huge chimney standing in the workshop not far away, constantly emitting thick black smoke.

Around the truck, there was a circle of upright security personnel, looking at their posture, it seemed that the quality was not low, at least they looked steady and steady, and it was not false.

Ryoko craned her neck, looked at the scene in front of her, and exclaimed, "Good girl, what the hell are you doing here, Resident Evil?"

I habitually put on a cigarette, but the lighter was pressed a few times before it was lit.

Because this factory makes me feel so weird, even weirder than our boss's office.

But I can't tell you exactly what the weird method is.

After stopping the car, the middle-aged man led Ryoko and me to a small six-story building.

Following behind the middle-aged man, I put my hands behind my back and whispered in Ryoko's ear: "I will act when I see the opportunity for a while, if there is a situation, let's leave nothing and run directly." ”

Ryoko gave me a blank look and nodded slightly.

I spat out the last puff of my cigarette, snuffed it out in the trash can, and hurried to follow.

When Ryoko and I entered a small door at the end of the hallway, the middle-aged man lifted the frame for the third time and smiled strangely.

Before I could react, I heard Ryoko snort and fall straight to the ground.

Turning his head again, a black stick smashed down head-on.

I just felt that the world was spinning, and when I closed my eyes, through the hidden door, I saw that the corridor was full of workers in chemical protective suits.

They were facing me with all sorts of instruments in their hands, and they were swarming up.

After being knocked unconscious, I had a dream.

In my dream, I became a majestic ancient general, riding a tall horse, shouting under the tower of the enemy army:

"Listen to me! In today's battle, if you lose, you will sacrifice all the women of the city to our king!"

Liangzi was far away, wearing a wide dragon robe, and echoed with a hippie smile: "Yes, the little ladies are all white, wait for this king!"

I pointed out a scissorhand at the castle tower: "Two hundred. . . ”

But at this moment, I was interrupted by an angry shout, "Yu Dabao, you are very good, go home and wash the dishes! What kind of garlic is there here!"

I stopped my throat and quickly looked back, it turned out to be Wang Damei before I lost weight.

She dressed up in silk and satin as an X-treasure buyer show, pinched her waist with both hands, twisted her belly, squeezed through two rows of soldiers in armor, and rushed towards me with a fierce momentum.

When I got closer, I was pulled off the horse by her thigh, and I was about to cry out in pain, but I woke up from my dream.

It seems that I want to be beautiful.

In a trance, I opened my eyes, and the bright light around me suddenly shone on my face, making me dizzy uncontrollably.

When I came to my senses, I was surprised to find that I had been tied, and my body was only one less than a twist, and my legs were not touching the ground, and the whole person was rolled into a "roast suckling pig" posture, tied to an iron pillar.

Yo, this heavy taste really caught me off guard.

I was thinking, but I heard someone next to me coughing twice, I hurriedly turned my head, and saw that it was Ryoko, who was worse than me.

If I am a twist, then he is light, electricity, and the only myth.

I looked at his blue nose and swollen face, and asked him in a low voice, "Liangzi, are you okay?"

"Bao, Brother Bao, there is a special little rabbit cub who dares to cut my head, cough cough cough. ”

"Ryoko, don't be angry, how about it, you haven't been opened, right?"

"That's not true, brother's life is hard. ”

Hearing this, I felt much more at ease, and by the way, I observed the situation around me.

Machines, a lot of machines that I don't understand.

It's like a boiler, but also like a display cabinet, like a shopping mall selling New Year's goods, neatly and neatly.

But it seems that under each boiler, there is a motor, but the size is different.

I squinted and looked at them one by one, and saw that they were all sealed, and the glass cover on the top was hazy with a layer of water vapor, so I couldn't see what was inside, so I simply asked Ryoko: "Eh, Ryoko, how long have you been awake?"

He opened his half-pulled eyelids with the same style as the big treasure, bared his teeth and grinned, "It's been about ten minutes, what's the matter? What is Brother Bao's plan?"

I shook my head and said, "No, we're capsizing in the gutter, and it's hard to get ashore." ”

Before the words could be heard on the floor, I heard a buzzing noise, and when I looked up, it was the row of boilers that had started.

Billowing gray smoke snorted, and clouds of white mist evaporated.

"Boom!boom!boom!boom!boom!boom!

There was another series of loud bangs, the door of the boiler opened automatically, and I swallowed my saliva and watched one after another human-like creatures slowly emerge from the boiler.

When the fog cleared, Ryoko screamed in a throat, my eyes widened, and I got phlegm stuck in my throat, and I wanted to scream but couldn't.

Because, because, those humanoid creatures are simply living people!

It's just that each of their bodies is different from ordinary people, some of them have sound limbs, one left thigh is as thin as a hemp stick, they walk tremblingly, and they are extremely malnourished.

Some people have complete left and right legs, but their hands are thin and thick, and their waists and abdomen are as narrow as a piece of paper, and they all say that the prime minister can support the boat in his belly, but if such a person becomes the prime minister, I estimate that he will have to support two grains of rice.

But they all have two common characteristics, one is that the head is larger than the body and swollen.

The second is naked, and he doesn't wear anything.

I swallowed, my throat and eyes were very dry, but I still spit out a sentence: "Liang, Liangzi, what do you think they will do next?"

Liangzi coughed twice, grinned, and gasped and said, "Brother Bao, do you remember that there is a film with FBI at the beginning, and the whole process is coded?"

My heart was racing, I looked back at him, and shouted, "Hold the grass!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of Suosuo's footsteps came from in front of him.

I looked at the big brothers and sisters with thin legs, thin waists and sound limbs, trembling and approaching, and there was only one thought in my heart.

Finished.

"Brother Bao, you should think of a way, what should we do?!"

Ryoko was about to cry, and although the group of weirdos walked slowly, they didn't stop under their feet.

I was also in a hurry, so I had to yell at him: "Don't panic! The soldiers are coming to block, the water is coming to cover the earth, and you should occupy the road to operate, you don't know who your brother Bao is, when have we been afraid of anyone!"

"Bao, Brother Bao, don't think I don't know that you are afraid of your sister-in-law, she is hiding your passbook!" Ryoko twisted the hemp rope on his body, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free.

When I heard this, I immediately became anxious, "Okay, you dare to expose my brother's old background, I'll go back and tell your daughter-in-law that the night before yesterday, what did we both do, hehe, what's more" Wenwen ~ Juan'er ~ Let's kiss one ~ 'I'm almost three people, you are not ashamed!"

"Don't be so stinky, okay, they're here to hold the grass, your uncle!" Ryoko craned her neck and shouted hysterically.

I was sweating profusely, and I wanted to move but couldn't, so I could only watch the group of weirdos approach.

At that moment, just one second when it was enough to hit the whistle ball, there was a crisp sound that I didn't expect.

"Bang Bang!"

Someone clapped his hands three times in a row and appeared from behind the pile of people with leather shoes on his feet.

The group of weirdos immediately stopped moving, and stood still as if holding a wax figure exhibition, not moving.

Ryoko and I were momentarily confused.

What's going on? Voice-activated robots?

Wow, this high-tech is really realistic!

I was thinking wildly, but Ryoko exhaled a long breath like a deflated ball, and her tense expression immediately relaxed.

"Are you awake?"

The clapping man slowly walked out of the crowd and stood in front of Ryoko and me.

I thought to myself, aren't you talking nonsense? Can't you see if you wake up?

I saw that the man was wearing a pair of trousers, a burgundy shirt tied around his waist, a navy blue tie, a pair of large leather shoes on his feet, and a black mole at the corner of his mouth.

I recognized him at a glance, this man had appeared countless times in various David TVs, speaking broken Mandarin, while reading the advertising slogan: "Fat Buster, Fat Killer!" The current price is only 1299, you deserve it。。 ”

I calmed down, squinted and asked, "Is that you?"

He smiled, hooked the corners of his mouth and asked, "Have we met?"

Don't bully me for not knowing what he means, so I also smiled and said, "I've seen it more than once." ”

"Where?" he seemed interested.

I pretended to think and said, "I've seen you on the baffles of public toilets, on telephone poles, in the cracks of newspapers." ”

"Yo, I've become a big money to ask for a child?" he shook his head and smiled bitterly, neither anxious nor impatient.

I nodded, "Pretty much." Tell me, what are you going to do with our brothers?"

He cleared his throat, walked in front of me nonchalantly, lowered his voice and said, "Do you know how much we have paid for producing human meat juicers?"

I said I didn't know and didn't want to know.

But he said to himself: "In order to ensure that no single use accident is exposed, we will strangle all the signs of the incident in the cradle." ”

I was just about to speak, but Liangzi took over the conversation, I was afraid that I couldn't help it, and scolded directly: "Strangled your uncle, we didn't do anything, you are kidnapping, you are deliberately hurting, I want to sue your company for bankruptcy!"

Who knew that this man spread his hands and laughed at the thief: "Sue, you go and sue! Let me tell you the truth, since you are here today, don't think that you can go out!"

After saying that, he clapped his hands three more times, and the group of weirdos followed and re-raised their feet, staggering towards me and Ryoko.

I was startled, my heart trembled, and I turned my head to look at Ryoko, but he gritted his teeth, and he had a posture that could never be cowardly.

The strange people rushed up, first untied the hemp rope that bound me, and then went to clean up the Liangzi.

Subsequently, as if we had fallen into a cannibal tribe, our brothers were lifted high above our heads by several people and sent to an unknown workshop.

The man in the lead was calm and relaxed, and did not say a word from beginning to end.

Ryoko struggled and asked me with a crying voice: 'Brother Bao, why do I think I am going to the execution ground?'

I frowned and scolded, "Don't talk nonsense! Maybe it's sending us to a big dinner." ”

"Wrong, our brothers are the same as Tang Seng now, these people are all mountain demons who have become essences, just waiting to feast on the two of us!"

"Then you should also rest down and save some physical strength, I watched TV and said that the muscles will be tight when you move badly, and they will bite the tendons, and if you relax your limbs, the meat will be loose, and it will not taste good to eat." ”

"Brother Bao, since I was a child, I will serve you alone. ”

I smiled: "Accept." ”

Feeling the shaking of being lifted, I thought about it, but I felt empty in my heart.

Hey, what's going on, Da Mei bought a human juicer, but she didn't think about it, but she went to the hospital, and even me and Ryoko were also guilty, and it became a matter of life and death.

It seems that this weight loss really can't be lost randomly.

Thinking like this, I suddenly had an idea and said to Ryoko, "Ryoko, I want to sing." ”