Text Chapter 8 Pretty Faces Cause Trouble
"Little Er!" As soon as he sat down, Shi Kuo waved his hand and beckoned his guys: "Two catties of good beef, plus a jar of October Spring!"
"Ouch, guest officer!" a young man in a green shirt in the wine shop heard the voice: "You are embarrassed, the best beef is ready-made, but this October spring ...... It's a palace altar, and there's nowhere to find the small one?"
"Hehe!" Seeing that the shopkeeper stopped and was dumbfounded, Hua Yu hurriedly grabbed the conversation: "Little second brother, don't listen to my brother's nonsense, he is dreaming...... Give me the beef, and give him half a jar of burning knives!"
"That's okay, the two of you will wait, and the little one will come when he goes!" The shopkeeper nodded with a smile and waved his towel away.
"You old man, you must have been at ease for decades, and you still can't forget the luxury of the court!" Hua Yu smiled lightly, looking at the stone in the short term.
"Hehe!" Shi Kuo probe, showing a short look of embarrassment: "The king cherishes talents, he has not worried about eating and drinking for many years, and he is really comfortable and used to it!"
"Okay!" Hua Yu's expression tightened slightly, and she looked around: "In the future, we will all talk in the vernacular, and we don't have to be equal to mortals, tired!"
"I can't ask for it!" Shi Kuo's face was full of joy, and he peeked around: "Huaxia is extraordinary, Shi Kuo has been in his relationship for many years, if he is not a suspect, why do you need to follow his Confucianism!"
"Hmm......" Hua Yu pretended to be angry, and Shi Kuo was shocked.
"Uh...... Shi Kuo understands, Shi Kuo understands!" Shi Kuo raised his hand and waved slightly: "In the future, I will speak in the vernacular, in the vernacular!"
"Hehe!" Hua Yu covered his mouth and smiled: "It's not too tiring to dance and write ink all day long?
"The two of you have been waiting for a long time!" When Hua Yu Shikuo spoke, the shopkeeper smiled to the table: "Two catties of beef, half a jar of burning knives, the two of you use it slowly, and then there are orders, the loud ward is!"
"Alas......" The shopkeeper left with a smile, and Hua Yu sighed in a short voice: "In the prosperous era of China, even the shopkeeper is extraordinary, I am really tired of you courtiers, worrying about state affairs, and you have to follow his literary style and speak well!"
"Isn't it? When I first came to Huaxia, I realized that many unsatisfactory things were really not as comfortable as the South China Sea!" Shi Kuo sighed more than that, if tired.
"You old man, you have a lot of complaints!" Hua Yu stretched out his hand and poked Shi Kuo's forehead lightly: "Or, wait for me to become Li Tianwang, report to the Jade Emperor, and demote you to the South China Sea to fend for yourself?"
"This ...... Don't don't!" Shi Kuo waved his hand again and again, his expression was timid: "It's better to bend to Huaxia, at least you won't have to worry about eating and drinking; you have eaten fish in the South China Sea for hundreds of years, and now you have the intention of vomiting when you smell the fish!"
"Hehe!" Hua Yu's face was full of smiles, half-covered and happy: "You should be content! Huaxia Limin, a lot of food and clothing are not yet complete, it is your fate to be good, and you are fortunate not to let you go to the mortal world to go through the tribulation!"
"Don't mention the past, eat beef!" Shi Kuo grabbed his chopsticks, deliberately diverted the topic, and poured a burning knife into the bottle by the way: "The burning knife in Fancheng is not as good as the palace wine, but it can also be eaten;
"This half of the jar can enter your belly, can you still recognize people?" Hua Yu brushed his sleeves and grabbed chopsticks, and his demeanor was elegant, far better than Chang'e in the Moon Palace.
"Rest assured, girl!" Shi Kuo chewed the beef with his mouth, and held the wine bottle in his hand: "If Shi Kuo drinks to his heart's content, ten altars of burning knives are not a problem;
"Could it be that I'm clumsy?" Hua Yu's thin eyebrows twitched, and she smiled at Shi Kuo: "I didn't expect you Shi Kuo to be a hero in wine...... That being the case, if he succeeds in his great deeds, Hua Yu will return you a positive result, and give you the Lord of Venus Wine Saint, what do you think?"
"Ahh......h Shi Kuo has spared no effort since he was a horse in front of the saddle, and he will never give up!"
"Hehe!" Hua Yu brushed his sleeves to cover his face, and laughed in a low voice: "You old man, you are really cunning! Now that you are an immortal body, you were originally not born, and this oath will not be counted, and you will not count!"
"Forehead ......" Shi Kuo was dumbfounded, and he was speechless for a while.
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you, hurry up and drink wine and eat meat, and then find a place to live!" Hua Yu waved her sleeves, picked up a piece of beef and sent it to her mouth;
At night, the weather is getting colder, Hua Yu Shikuo is full of wine and food and leaves, and finds an inn nearby, asks for two rooms, and couches in a hurry!
At the time of the third watch, Hua Yu was meditating on the couch, and suddenly heard a noise outside the door, so he got out of bed and wanted to go out to investigate.
"General, it is this person who is pretending to be a national teacher!" Next to the stairs of the inn, Shi Kuo was already tied up and escorted by two soldiers: "When the city is in danger, there is also a woman accompanying him, calling this person his brother!"
"Are you a spies?" The oncoming man was Yu Wenluo, the general who defended the city, and he saw him whipping his head and lightly picking his chin: "The enemy army has just gone, and you are in a hurry to leave the city, what is the reason?"
"General Yuwen?" Shi Kuo's arms were tied, his old waist was bent, and his expression was flustered: "General Yuwen, I am really the national teacher Shi Kuo!"
"You are waiting for a bunch of nonsense...... Yu Wenluo's eyes were like copper bells, and he was angry: "I think my country's teacher is nearly seventy years old, and you should inquire first;
"The general is angry, and let me tell the whole story!" Shi Kuo tried his best to raise his head, his face was timid, Hua Yu gave him an immortal body before, but he did not pass on his mana, so the soldiers entered the room, and he had to be restrained to see the future changes: "At noon, the city crisis was first resolved, but I ordered the general to return to the emperor, can the general remember?"
"Hmm!" Yu Wenluo frowned deeply, and realized: "How do you know the important situation in our army?"
"General, I am really the national teacher Shi Kuo, why, why does the general insist on not believing it?" Shi Kuo was anxious, his face full of helplessness.
"This person must be an extraneous spy, lying in Fancheng for a long time!" Yu Wenluo's anger doubled, and he turned around and shouted at the soldier behind him: "You wait to quickly escort this person to the heavenly prison, and wait for the criminal department to interrogate him tomorrow!"
"Alas...... This ...... "Shi Kuo was shocked, dumbfounded, and very pitiful."
"Haha!" Just as the soldiers escorted Shi Kuo and was about to leave the inn, a pleasant short female voice came from the second floor.
"Who is making a noise here, quickly report the name!" Yu Wenluo raised his eyebrows and turned to shout upstairs.
"General Yuwen is really clumsy, and he doesn't even recognize Hua's own division, how can he think that this person is a spy?"
"Flower Feather God?" Seeing Hua Yu coming down from upstairs, Yu Wenluo was a little surprised, so he arched his hand and said: "I don't know where Hua Yu God is resting and disturbing, and he still looks at Haihan!" Between words, Yu Wenluo looked at Shi Kuo and continued: "The national teacher is missing, and it has shaken the city, and Yu Wenluo is also ordered to patrol the city, wanting to save the national teacher from danger! This person is ignorant, does not inquire, and dares to take the name of the national teacher, which is very hateful!"
"Hehe!" Hua Yu came downstairs, covered his mouth and smiled: "General Yuwen, read your mortal eyes, don't look at your true body, and the deity doesn't care about you...... However......" Hua Yu stopped talking for a moment and pointed at Shi Kuo: "This person is indeed a Chinese national teacher, I and Shi Kuo are old acquaintances, and I also gave him a pretty face, I don't believe you look ......at it."
After speaking, Hua Yu waved his sleeves at Shi Kuo, and Shi Kuo returned to his old face in an instant, wisps of white beard, coupled with his arms tied, his sideburns were messy, and his appearance was very miserable.
"Ah......" Yu Wenluo was shocked, and hurriedly stepped forward to loosen his tie: "It's really my Huaxia National Teacher...... Yuwenluo deserves to die for his crimes, and he deserves to die for this great humiliation!"
"Ouch, I said General Yuwen!" Shi Kuo's arms rubbed each other, moaning constantly: "I have already told the important feelings in the army, why do you still think that I am a spy outside...... My old bones, all ...... I've been tormented and scattered by you!"
"The little one, the little one really deserves death!" Yu Wenluo hurriedly apologized, his face was cold: "The national teacher has suffered such a great humiliation, please punish the national teacher!"
"General, let's get up first!" Shi Kuo stepped forward and picked up Yu Wenluo: "This is the will of heaven, no wonder you wait for the naked eye...... Now that Huaxia has an enchantment to protect it, it's time for my old bones to rest!"
"Is the national teacher leaving Fancheng?" Yu Wenluo's face was full of surprise, after all, whether it was internal affairs or external expeditions over the years, it was Shi Kuo who was giving advice to the emperor and solving problems;