Chapter 108: Teasing first, then routine

After that, Liu Tianyu ignored Grandma Tong's fierce staring at him, straightened up, turned around and glanced back, saw a big stone behind him, swept away the dust on it with a wave of his palm, sat down, looked at Grandma Tong staring at him fiercely in front of him, and smiled lightly: "You said that you are such a little girl and her voice is like an old woman in her seventies and eighties, isn't it too ugly! I guess you also think that your voice is ugly, so you usually pretend to be dumb!" Seeing that Grandma Tong's face gradually changed color, she laughed even more in her heart, and couldn't help laughing, so she quickly turned her head and took a deep breath to suppress the smile.

Grandma Tong listened to Liu Tianyu's words, and her color changed, but she returned to normal in a blink of an eye, and looked at him and snorted coldly: "Who told you that I am a little girl of eight or nine years old! Stinky boy, let me tell you that grandma is ninety and six this year!"

Liu Tianyu still didn't change his face when he heard this, and his eyes didn't change when he looked at her, and he smiled: "I know that you must be unhappy when you said that just now, but you don't have to say that you are so old when you play with your temper! You must know that a woman's age needs to be kept secret, um! Although you are a little girl of eight or nine years old." But that's something we need to know!"

Grandma Tong couldn't help but say angrily when she heard this: "Stinky boy, I can tell you that grandma is ninety-six years old this year. Isn't it some kind of grumpy, do you really think I'm a child?"

"Seeing is believing!" Liu Tianyu stretched out his hand and pointed to his eyes, then pointed at her and smiled: "Aren't you just a child!"

Grandma Tong snorted angrily and said coldly: "Sometimes what you see with your eyes may not be true!"

"But I still believe what I see with my eyes!" Liu Tianyu pointed to his eyes again, and then pointed at her again and smiled: "You are a little girl! And ......" Speaking of this, he deliberately tilted his head to look at her and said: "It's still a very problematic little girl!"

Grandma Tong shouted angrily in her heart: "Hun boy, Grandma told you that I am not a little girl!" If she hadn't regained her skills at this time, she had seen Liu Tianyu with Ling Bo and Weibu before, and she had a great relationship with her, and now she was afraid that she would have pounced on him and slapped him to death with one palm.

"You are!" Liu Tianyu didn't care, she shouted angrily, still insisted on her own point of view, but her heart was already happy.

"I'm not!" Grandma Tong yelled angrily.

"You are!" Liu Tianyu said with a smile still on his face.

"I ......" Grandma Tong was very angry, but she realized in her heart that she really couldn't convince him for a while.

After saying the word "I", he paused, took a deep breath, turned around and said, "Grandma won't fight with you boy!"

Liu Tianyu looked at her angrily, turned around angrily, blushed angrily, pouted unconsciously, looked very cute, and couldn't help laughing: "Don't you say that you look like this, a little girl is angry!" But he didn't dare to say this, for fear that after saying it, Grandma Tong would be so angry that he vomited blood.

He smiled again and turned his head to look to the east, and at this time the sky was already a little white, and the sun was about to rise in a while.

Looking at the fish belly white in the eastern sky, he sighed lightly, Liu Tianyu turned his eyes and saw that Grandma Tong had not turned around, smiled at the moment, took the opportunity to take out a little convenient food from the cornucopia, opened it and handed it to Grandma Tong: "I invite you to eat delicious, I promise that you have never eaten it before, don't be angry!"

Hearing this, Grandma Tong turned her head and looked at him, I don't know when there was really a bag in his hand that had never seen a material before.

Originally, Grandma Tong wanted to open it to see what the so-called confidant had never eaten, but she looked at Liu Tianyu's face holding the bag and looked like a child, and she couldn't help but be annoyed and funny, but she was still annoyed, and then Grandma Tong got up and walked over, grabbed the bag from his hand and threw it to the ground, when even if the contents of the bag were scattered all over the ground, she was not enough to stretch out her foot and step a few times to smash the things that fell, raised her head and roared at Liu Tianyu: " You bastard boy is really angry with grandma!"

Liu Tianyu looked at the food scattered on the ground, sighed lightly, shook his head, and said, "If you don't want to eat, you don't have to be so cheap, it's a pity!"

"It's a pity that you're big!" Grandma Tong scolded and said, "How could I meet such a muddy boy as you, I knew that it would be better to be hacked to death by those Xiaoxiao just now below!"

Liu Tianyu leaned back on the boulder and sighed, then looked at her with an idiotic look and sighed: "You are really a little girl with a problem with her head!"

Grandma Tong said angrily: "What little girl, I am your grandma!"

"Okay, if you love to be what you are, I won't fight with you, little sister!" Liu Tianyu said before, but he still sighed, and really didn't want to argue with her anymore. But at the end, when she said "little sister", she had a smiling face. These three words completely denied his previous words, and he still regarded her as a little girl.

"Ahh

But then he thought that his skills were no longer there, and any second- or third-rate master could kill him, and the people of the thirty-six holes and seventy-two islands were chasing him.

And he also has a big enemy and a big rival on the side, and now he needs to rely on the person in front of him to tide over the difficulties, plus the light skill used by the person in front of him just now is the Ling Bo Weibu of his own sect, and before he figured out where this kid learned this kung fu, it was inconvenient for Grandma Tong to turn his face with him, so he forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, looked up to the sky and turned around, and sat down on the other side and stared down at the ground without saying a word, imagining that he would teach Liu Tianyu this bastard a good lesson after everything was over.

Yes, that's the lesson.

Originally, according to the temperament of Tianshan Tong's grandmother, Liu Tianyu's mouth was cheap just now, and Tianshan Tong's grandmother would definitely slap him to death after he recovered.

It's just that Liu Tianyu is carrying Ling Bo Weibu.

Ling Bo Weibu is the secret of the Xiaoyao faction, Liu Tianyu has this technique, and he has basically determined that he has a deep relationship with the Xiaoyao faction.

He is a disciple of the Xiaoyao School, so it can be said that Liu Tianyu has a deep relationship with her.

However, there was an accident in the Xiaoyao faction back then, and their brothers and sisters went their separate ways, and Grandma Tong couldn't figure out whose disciple Liu Tianyu was.

If Liu Tianyu is a disciple of Wuyazi or Li Canghai, it is okay, but if Liu Tianyu is a disciple of his big opponent Li Qiushui, it will be troublesome.

However, Grandma Tong's words and deeds look at Liu Tianyu, and it doesn't seem like Li Qiushui's disciple, after all, Li Qiushui's disciple is too unlikely to save himself.

Of course, it is not excluded that Li Qiushui did not talk about his grievances with her, after all, the two had a grudge because they fought for a man, and it was not very honorable to say it, but this possibility is not too great.

Therefore, Tianshan Tong's grandmother was more forgiving to Liu Tianyu, even if Liu Tianyu smoked her anger, she didn't plan to kill her directly.

At this moment, I suddenly heard someone at the foot of the mountain shouting: "Here, everyone is chasing this way." ”

The voice is clear and loud, and it is the voice of the unjust people.

It turned out that Grandma Tong's shout just now leaked the shape of the treasure, and was heard by the unfair Taoist who was leading people around to hunt for the two of them, and the unfair Taoist beckoned everyone to chase after him.

Grandma Tong knew that it was her own angry shout just now that leaked the form, but although she heard the voice of the unfair Taoist and knew that he was beckoning people to chase after her, she was not afraid, she just raised her head and looked at Liu Tianyu to see what he was going to do.

At this time, the sun has shown a little, and the eastern sky is reflecting patches of red glow.

Liu Tianyu was looking at the red glow on the horizon at this time, as if he was waiting to enjoy the sunrise.

He also heard the shouts of the unjust people at the foot of the mountain, but he still sat there and did not move.

Sensing that Grandma Tong looked up at him, she turned her head and smiled at her and asked, "I don't know your name yet, I don't know what you call you, little girl?"

Grandma Tong said in a deep voice: "You don't have to know my name, you just need to call me Grandma!"

Liu Tianyu got up and said with a smile: "You are not my grandma, but why do I want to call you grandma." If your name is 'Grandma,' then your name is too ugly!" he said, patting the dirt on his clothes and looking down at the top of the hill.

Seeing that the unjust Daoist and the others had already rushed to the halfway point of the mountain, they were about to come up immediately, in addition to the unjust Daoist, there were also the sword god Zhuo Bufan, who he had only met after listening to the other party not long ago, and the three of them, the boss of Wu and the stuttering Andong master.

Although the remaining five can't be named, they are also a little familiar after watching them on the side last night.

Hearing the call of the unjust Taoist, the others who were searching for Liu Tianyu and the others in all directions had already rushed over from afar when they heard the call, and more than a dozen people had gathered at the foot of the mountain, and many were coming from all sides to gather.

"It's really here, everyone, hurry up, don't let them run away!" Seeing Liu Tianyu poking out of the mountain, Boss Wu and others shouted loudly when they saw Liu Tianyu poking out from the mountain.

As soon as he finished shouting, a few more people shouted and shouted and ran towards the mountain.

"These rabbits, when I recover my strength, I will not spare them one by one!" After Liu Tianyu got up, Grandma Tong also stood up, and at this time she also stood at the top of the mountain, looking at the figure of the uneven Taoist, Wu Boss and others rushing up the mountain on the hillside, hating and scolding.

"Come here, it's time for us to go. Seeing that the people of the uneven Dao would run up the mountain if there were more than a dozen zhang, Liu Tianyu turned his back to Tianshan Tong and motioned for her to come up, and ran away with her on his back.

Grandma Tong turned around and glared at him and said, "Hun boy, you dare to tell grandma!"

Liu Tianyu sighed lightly and said helplessly: "Would you like to ask the old man to come up?"

"Hmph!" his own skills did not reply, at this time he could only rely on Liu Tianyu, even if Tianshan Tong Grandma was unwilling, he had to obey Liu Tianyu at this time, seeing Liu Tianyu took a step back, Tianshan Tong Grandma borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and climbed directly on Liu Tianyu's back, but after climbing to Liu Tianyu's back and lying down, Tianshan Tong Grandma did not forget to bury Liu Tianyu: "Coward, you know that you can escape, it's just a group of rabble, Grandma's face is really lost by you." ”

"Yes, yes, for your old man, it's a rabble, but for the kid they are a big trouble, you must know that I can't do anything other than internal strength and light skills, so 'grandma' you can bear more." Speaking of which, Liu Tianyu wanted to find Tianshan Tong to cheat martial arts, originally he planned to go to find Tong Ma as a disciple of Wuyazi, with the Northern Shengong and Ling Bo Weibu in his body, as long as he didn't say anything, Tianshan Tong Ma would not doubt it, but Liu Tianyu never expected that he would encounter the plot of Tianshan Tong's death, and now he has replaced Xuzhu, and he was very funny because he felt that Tianshan Tong's grandmother became a little Lori, and he also laughed at the other party, and now it is a little inappropriate for him to pretend to be a disciple of Wuyazi, so Liu Tianyu changed his mind at the moment, so now he plans to pretend that in addition to internal force and light skills, he will not be able to do any other martial arts, It is estimated that when he escapes from the encirclement, even if he doesn't ask Tianshan Tong, Tianshan Tong's grandmother will rush to teach him martial arts.

"How can you only teach internal and light skills? How can your master be? How can there be a disciple who only teaches internal skills and light skills. After listening to Liu Tianyu's words, Tianshan Tong's grandmother asked on Liu Tianyu's back.

"I didn't say I had a master to teach. Seeing Tianshan Tong's grandmother lying firmly on his back, Liu Tianyu stepped on Ling Bo and began to run, turning around and replying while playing the road.

"Nonsense, without a master's teaching, how did you learn your internal skills and light skills?" asked Tianshan Tong's grandmother again.

"I don't talk nonsense, I really don't have a master, and besides, who said that you can't learn internal skills and light skills without a master, I got the secret books of internal strength and light skills, and then learned the internal skills and light skills according to the cheats, isn't it okay?" Liu Tianyu replied.

"What are the internal skills you have learned? Xiao Wuxiang Gong or the Northern Shengong Skill? Or is it the Turtle Breath Gong?" After listening to Liu Tianyu's words, Tianshan Tong's grandmother didn't speak behind Liu Tianyu's back for a long time, not knowing what she was thinking, and after a while, Tianshan Tong's grandmother spoke again.

"Huh, how do you know that I am learning the Northern Spiritual Skill?" Liu Tianyu stopped and deliberately pretended to be stupid and looked back at Tianshan Tong's grandmother.

"Hmph, stinky boy, grandma knows a lot. Tianshan Tong's grandmother seemed to be very satisfied with Liu Tianyu's appearance, and raised her head arrogantly.

However, after the tsundere was finished, Tianshan Tong's grandmother raised her face in an instant, stared at Liu Tianyu and asked again: "Stinky boy, you really learned the Northern Shengong and Lingbo Weibu from the cheats?"

"Of course, I need to lie to you about this kind of thing. Liu Tianyu rolled his eyes and replied.

He's not lying, he's really watching the cheats.

"Is there any other information on the cheats?" asked Grandma Tong again.

"Nope. Liu Tianyu shook his head.

"Is it really not? Isn't it marked who left the cheats?" asked Grandma Tong again.

"Not really. Liu Tianyu went back again.

This time, Liu Tianyu still didn't lie, and the cheats he got at the beginning only wrote that the people who learned the cheats should kill all the disciples of the Xiaoyao Sect, but they didn't mark who left the cheats.

"Where did you get the cheats?"

"A cave in the mountains behind the immeasurables. ”

"That's right..." After asking, Tianshan Tong's grandmother muttered to herself, and then did not speak.