"Miss, I said it was really just an accident, if you really feel unwilling, you can kill me!"

Li Xiaotian said that Duan Qing'er didn't eat oil and salt, but he couldn't lose money or anything like being poor. If you don't want to die, forget it. So Li Xiaotian is going to be a scoundrel.

"Do you think I don't dare?" Duan Qing'er looked at his appearance, most of them were a chicken and dog thief, and it was best to give it to the police uncle.

Duan Qing'er took out her mobile phone and said viciously, "You stand still and don't move! I'll call the police and let the police uncle arrest you!"

Li Xiaotian rolled his eyes for a while, this little girl grew up drinking Mengniu yogurt, and she called the police and let herself stand still, if she was really a bad person, would she still be able to yell at herself now?

Duan Qing'er was about to dial the number when she saw Li Xiaotian looking nonchalant. I couldn't help blinking my eyes and asked curiously, "Why aren't you afraid?"

Li Xiaotian was made to cry and laugh by this stupid and cute little girl.

"I'm afraid!"

Duan Qing'er looked satisfied at this time, and muttered in a low voice, "Just say, how can there be a bad guy who is not afraid of the police uncle!"

"I'm afraid you don't know the police number, two plus one zero, thank you!" Li Xiaotian couldn't believe that he was so kind, probably infected by this simple little girl.

As soon as Duan Qing'er heard Li Xiaotian's words, he suddenly felt uncomfortable, is this rascal so rampant? Well, let's let the police uncle deal with him.

Li Xiaotian didn't want to entangle with her anymore, bullying the disabled was really not a gentleman's doing. So he excitedly shouted to the sky, "Wow, meteor shower, what a meteor shower!"

Duan Qing'er had never seen a meteor shower before, so she looked up hopefully...... A fallen leaf gently landed on her cerebellum, her brows furrowed, the leaves fell down, and someone was challenging her again!

Where is Li Xiaotian's shadow, just a melodious sentence came from a clear sentence: "Little girl, go home quickly, Mom and Dad should worry about you!"

Where is she still a little girl, obviously a 20-year-old girl. No, it's not a girl, it's a beauty.

Damn, let this scoundrel run away!

Li Xiaotian also left the evil ghost behind after this little girl's nonsense, along with the grief of falling out of love.

"Boy, let me tell you, you must marry that little girl in your life, the sooner the better, otherwise you won't live to be 30 years old!"

Li Xiaotian fell to his knees with a thud, "Big brother, no, uncle, I am old and young, you can let me go......" said and made a handful of snot and tears.

The old man yelled, "Shut up!"

Li Xiaotian quieted down for a moment, a picture of me being very well-behaved, don't kill me.

Sample, don't give him some color, I don't know how powerful my Qin Shuo is! Only then did the old man Qin say calmly, "Boy, do you want to learn the art of Qi Huang?"

Li Xiaotian didn't know what Qihuang's technique was, and when he heard the name, it was like an old ghost's trickery.

So he shook his head violently and said, "No, you old ...... It must be that I want to learn evil arts such as the Nine Yin True Scripture, and I don't practice the Xuanzhen Dao!"

Old Man Qin's lungs were about to explode when he heard this, but fortunately he didn't.

"You are also a Xuanzhen Taoist, you are not even a descendant of Yan and Huang! Qi Huang Zhishu means the dialogue between the emperor and the minister Qi Bo, which was later included in the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing", which is the origin of Chinese medicine! You know what a fart!"

"Oh......" Li Xiaotian suddenly realized, but he didn't know that this "Yellow Emperor" was not the "emperor" he thought, as soon as he said this word, Li Xiaotian thought of Qin Shi Huang. So his eyes lit up and he said, "Can you live forever after learning?"

Old man Qin also hates iron and steel, and thinks about immortality all day long, and he is harmed by this immortality!

Li Xiaotian suddenly pouted with interest, "Then I don't learn, what the emperor said is basically unbelievable, now it's a society ruled by law, I just need to be a good person who abides by the law." ”

"You have learned Chinese medicine and can save diseases and cure people, doesn't it seem that you are more noble?" Old man Qin began to speak in a rhetorical manner.

Li Xiaotian also felt that the old ghost was reasonable, but just relying on the old ghost's words was too fantastical, and he was not so easy to fool.

"Then tell me where you come from?" Li Xiaotian began to get to the bottom of it, and no fox tail could be hidden in his fiery eyes.

When Old Man Qin heard that Li Xiaotian was going to inquire about his identity, he was instantly arrogant.

"Boy, do you know who Bian Que is?"

"You know, he's a famous doctor. Li Xiaotian pretended to answer on the surface, but secretly thought that this old ghost was pretending to be quite similar.

"That's right! Bian Que, whose name is Qin Zhuan, has traveled to various countries and helped the world. I am his descendant, Qin Shuo. I inherit the mantle of our ancestors and carry it forward. There were two brothers, Xu Fu and Xu Shou, but later the two of them deceived their teachers and destroyed their ancestors, eh, don't say it, the family is ugly, the family is ugly!"

After hearing this, Li Xiaotian laughed out loud, "Okay, old ghost, in our bright sunshine community, I brag about the second place, and no one dares to admit that I am the first!

Li Xiaotian would not believe Old Man Qin's nonsense. He has watched the history of Great Qin - TV series, so he naturally knows that Xu Fu is a person from the Qin period. In this way, this old ghost has been wandering for two thousand years, and he will not believe it when he is killed.

Old man Qin saw that Li Xiaotian didn't believe it, so he tried his best to explain: "Boy, you fell off the cliff because the old man saved you, otherwise do you think you can live well without eating or drinking for 28 days?"

"What, you said I was in a coma for 28 days?" Li Xiaotian's mouth opened wider than an oil drum.

Old Man Qin said with certainty, "No, you can go home and watch TV!"

"I said, old ghost, you can pull it down, you speak vernacular, and you know the TV thing. Let's put it bluntly, on any road, as long as you don't kill people and sell goods, I will mix with you. After speaking, Li Xiaotian slapped his hand, which meant that there was a showdown.

Old man Qin looked at him with an unteachable look, so he had to say patiently, "I, Qin Shuo, say yes, you better go home first." "He's keeping pace with the times, and he doesn't understand keeping pace with the times.

Besides, for more than two thousand years, he Qin Shuo had never seen anything. It's just that he hasn't seen the legendary pure yang bloodline, and now that he has finally waited for him, the old man can't wait to sleep with Li Xiaotian every day, but he has long lost his body. Eh, that's a long story......

Li Xiaotian looked for a department store suspiciously, "Boss, hello, I want to ask you what time it is today." ”

"Today, October 6th, lad. ”

September 8th, the day they go out is September 8th!

No matter how big Li Xiaotian is, he can't control his emotions at the moment. I ran out like crazy.

Am I a monster? Am I already dead, is this an illusion?

I'm dreaming, yes, I must have dreamed, why don't you wake up yet, Li Xiaotian, you should wake up quickly.

Li Xiaotian slapped himself and was about to hit the street lamp, when the landlord appeared on the side of the street and found Li Xiaotian.

"Xiaotian, it's been so long since I've been out to play and come back. Huh, Zhang Lan, you won't quarrel, will you......"

Well, it's not a dream.

I, Li Xiaotian, have really become a monster.

Old man Qin was a thief and said, "Boy, are you surprised?"

What's the surprise, I don't want to be Iron Man!