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"Of course it's true! Manly husband, say one is one! I like you, I really like you! Do you like me?" The turtle lord looked at the female traffic policeman affectionately, and grabbed his own foot with a pair of hands cramped and restless, as if he was a girl who had just fallen in love.

"I don't like it. The female traffic policeman said very simply, "Let's go! Don't do such a thing again next time!"

"Thank you, officer! Don't worry, I will definitely educate my friend well when I go back! It's really hateful, in order to pick up girls, I actually ignore the laws and regulations! What kind of system! Since this is the case, we will leave first!" Ye Yun pulled the turtle master and was about to leave.

The turtle master broke away from Ye Yun's hand, looked at the female traffic policeman reluctantly, and said, "Goddess, am I okay now?"

The female traffic policeman nodded.

The turtle master looked at the time and found that it was already half past five in the afternoon, and immediately smiled at the female traffic policeman: "It's time to get off work." You're no longer a traffic policewoman, and I'm no longer your suspect, right?"

"Not bad. The female traffic policeman nodded.

"Can you give me your phone number?" asked with a smile.

"What do you want to do?" the female traffic policeman looked at Master Turtle a little nervously.

"In the future, it's convenient to ask you to eat and watch movies. Moreover, I am a dishonest driver, and I am afraid that if I break the law in the future, I don't know how to get it, so I can call you. ”

Ye Yun looked at the turtle master with a surprised face. How did he come up with such a shameless reason? Nima, he couldn't have imagined that this turtle would be such a humorous pickle girl!

It's really a bad day!

Ye Yun sighed again and again.

"I'm just a traffic policeman, not a criminal policeman!" The female traffic policeman's cheeks also climbed into crimson at this time.

"I know. Master Turtle nodded seriously. "Look at me, if I get my driver's license not long ago, I will tell you today that I deliberately violated the law, with my character, this kind of thing will definitely not be done again in the future, but if I don't do this, I can't look at it again and let you notice me, if I accidentally violate the law occasionally, it's fine, if there is no violation, I don't know how to talk to you......"

The female traffic policeman was a little crying and laughing, and said: "How can there be a prayer violation?"

"If I can see you every time I break the rules, then I'm willing to break the rules every day. The turtle master said with a serious face: "By the way, what's your name?"

Thump!

Ye Yun, who was playing with his head down and kicking the pebble, heard the words of the turtle master, and directly stumbled and almost fell.

Nima is a grandmother, this thing performed so well in a Korean-style humorous confession before, and in the end, it may be successful, and it actually came out with a sentence, girl, what's your name?

I'll grass your uncle!

You like a girl, you drive every day and pay attention to people, you don't even know what people's names are?

Well, allow you not to know well.

But you can't ask that, right?

This will make people misunderstand girls that you are a pompous playboy, okay?

"Chen Yanan. After all, the female traffic policeman still didn't want to entangle with the turtle master anymore, so she said her name.

"Chen Yanan. The name is so nice and the people are good-looking, no wonder I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you. ”

“......”

Ye Yun watched it from the side, that was called a worship!

He thinks that his level of pickling girls is already top-notch, but think about it, his way of picking girls is nothing more than pretending to be forced and flirting with other innocent little girls, but this turtle master is different!

This product uses a full model, one word cheap!

Moreover, his Korean-style confession, Ye Yun swears, he will never think of it, and he can't say it!

But these things, the turtle master has done it!

Are they all the tricks in the ultimate beauty book?

Ye Yun secretly wrote down that he had to read this epic masterpiece when he went back!

"Go back quickly, I'm going to get off work. ”

"Wait, you haven't told me your phone number yet?" said the turtle in a hurry, "If I accidentally have a car accident in the future, how can I contact you?"

"......" Chen Yanan looked at the turtle master like a neuropath, there are people in this world who would curse themselves for getting a car accident! But thinking that the turtle master said this kind of thing in order to get her phone number, if he didn't give him the number, he would really be a little sorry for others.

Chen Yanan reported a set of numbers to the turtle master, and left on a traffic police motorcycle.

"I'll look for you again!" shouted from behind.

"That, Master Turtle, how did you make a romantic and humorous confession? Don't tell me that you learned from books!" Ye Yun looked incredulous.

"Not really. The turtle master shook his head and looked at Ye Yun with a sudden, "How is it? It's great! This is thanks to Xiaohua, Xiaohong, Xiaoqing, Xiaobai!"

"Little flower and little red?" Ye Yun looked puzzled.

"Oh, it's the girl in the massage parlor, stupid!" Master Turtle glanced at Ye Yun, "During this time, I've gotten acquainted with those chicks, two days ago, I told them that I fell in love with a girl, and they collectively gave me advice, how to talk about love, how to lay out, it all depends on them." Otherwise, how could it be so easy to get her name on the phone today?"

"I wiped it! You actually learned it from other people's massage ladies, you prostitute while pretending to be a decent gentleman bubble girl, I said turtle, I really underestimated you before, you are not only a fucking turtle, but also a well-dressed beast!"

"Fuck off, you're a well-dressed beast, is it okay to be a pure little turtle?" said the turtle master: "Let's go, go relax, suppress the shock, I was so fucking nervous just now." ”

"Where to crush?"

"Massage parlor is a great health care!"

“......”

"I still have to thank my concubines!" The turtle master laughed lewdly, pulled Ye Yun into the car, and as soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the car was headed for a large massage parlor.

^Remember.