Chapter 16: I Am a Fake
Daddy Ma's assets have changed from 100 billion to 200 billion, and there is no difference in our eyes.
Wang's husband has changed from an Internet celebrity every month to an Internet celebrity every week, and it is no different for us.
This is a kind of adaptation of people to people in extreme fields, and vice versa.
As a fool to everyone, I gave my dad to me at the rehearsal of the celebration yesterday, and even if I perform a strafing shot in front of all the guests today, they will think that this is normal. But when I experienced expulsion from the family, dissolved the marriage contract, and was about to face banishment, I opened my mouth to speak, and my attitude and tone were very skinny, which made it difficult for everyone to accept.
Except for the insider, Luo Fatzi, everyone else opened their mouths in surprise, their faces were full of looks that had witnessed a miracle, and they didn't show such an exaggerated expression when they first saw the six-winged elf envoy summoned by Yun Xi.
I slowly walked out of the exam preparation area and walked towards the exam area, and the people around me slowly recovered from the initial shock and began to talk about it.
"What's wrong with him? Is it a coincidence?"
"Is there a coincidence in his mouth? He did speak just now, and I guess he was stimulated by this series of blows. ”
"Isn't it just expulsion and divorce, these things are very exciting for us, but they should be commonplace for him. ”
"That's it, three years ago, we collectively threw rotten eggs at him at the assessment ceremony and tied him up in the car to parade the street to show the public, which is not much more exciting than this~"
I was still pretending to be deep, but when I heard this, I immediately became anxious, and turned my head to look at the person who spoke: "Your uncle, have you done that kind of thing to me?!"
The person who spoke was startled, and this time he couldn't speak.
I suppressed this bad breath, thinking that it was better to ask less about this kind of thing, the ghost knows what kind of unfair treatment and humiliation I have suffered in the past 16 years, the more I listen, the more angry I am, it is better not to ask.
Yun Xi greeted me with a look of surprise, she blinked, seemed a little nervous, and asked me, "Cousin, you... This is... Pretended?"
She didn't know how to ask, because in the public's impression, I was stupid from birth to today, and I have never been normal in the middle, and there is no such thing as pretending or not pretending.
I don't know why Yun Xi is so protective of me, but this does not affect my gratitude to her, I shook my bangs and smiled back kindly: "Cousin Yun Xi, thank you." ”
Yun Xi shook his head: "You're welcome, you're welcome, it's all your own family, is it just because you shook your head just now?"
Me: "......"
Luo Fatzi reminded me loudly in the exam preparation area: "Zong... In the spring, don't forget what I told you, you must think twice. ”
He reminded me not to blindly decide whether to pass the assessment or not, but the fat man was still afraid that I would throw him down.
Yun Xi listened to Luo Fatzi's words, mistakenly thought that I was pretending to be stupid and deceived everyone, and asked me: "It turns out that you are really pretending, why did you do this?"
There has to be a reasonable explanation for this extreme change of mine, and it's good to apply the setting of pretending to be stupid.
I matched the atmosphere of the scene and casually made up a reason: "That's right, I'm not really stupid, I'm a fake." As for the reason for this... It may have been that I saw early on that Rena and the Alpine family, what they really needed was not me as a person, but my natural talents. But I'm a human ...... after all."
What I said was quite philosophical, quite connotative, half understood and half understood, and I also felt that the thief was logical and the thief was reasonable, Yun Xi and the audience at the scene fell into deep contemplation.
I came to the court archmage: "Teacher, can you start my assessment? ”
Only then did the archmage come back to his senses from shock: "I don't know how you did it, but I personally checked it for you back then... Well, Alpine Spring, start your assessment and say ......"
I corrected him: "It's a troubled spring, and I don't belong to the Alpine family anymore." Then I turned directly to the Philosopher's Stone and held out a finger against it.
Seeing that I had touched the Philosopher's Stone, the elf with a pair of wings hovered over the Philosopher's Stone, crossed his waist and snorted at me, glaring at me angrily.
I was touched by the way it looked, smiled slightly, and then closed my eyes, feeling the energy attribute that I had never experienced before.
In the fifth-level Ice Elemental Magic Stone, there was a cool and lively energy spreading from my fingers, making me shiver slightly.
This is the unique elemental energy of this Yuan, which is different from the energy I have experienced in the past.
The magic element here is not naturally generated, I can feel the obvious imprint of life from it, this is a special attribute that only exists after the release of the individual, I don't know if the people here understand this truth, anyway, I feel it very obviously.
This kind of energy should be uncultivateable, the strength of the energy depends entirely on the change of quantity, the quality is eternal and fixed, there is no way to improve, and it will not weaken for some reason.
The cold ice element made my mortal body shiver uncontrollably, and the royal northern kingdom asked me in a strange way: "Yo~ Are you peeing your pants?"
I just think he's a novelty, and I don't have the same knowledge as him.
Feeling the attributes of the elements, I withdrew my fingers, and the little elf who glared at me angrily after I touched the Philosopher's Stone retracted its anger and danced around the Philosopher's Stone happily again.
I looked at the elf's lively and cute appearance with admiration, and asked the archmage, "What is the spell?"
The archmage replied, "Please say in Elven language, 'Great Ice Elemental Elf, please let me sense your presence.'" ”
I nodded, and switched the language to Elvish in my mind, and the words I said when I opened my mouth were still Mandarin in my own ears, but to outsiders, it had become a jerky and complicated Elvish language.
Very standard elf.
"What's your name, little thing?"
The archmage was stunned: "What are you talking about? It's not a spell, but it seems to be an elf language, I understand the word 'you'......"
It seems that the elven language is too complicated, even the magician level will only recite the elven language used in the practice spell, and they will not waste energy to understand the other words, so they can't understand what I say.
They didn't understand, but the elf did, probably because no human had ever spoken to it, and the elf who was still lying on the Philosopher's Stone and stroking the Philosopher's Stone looked at me stunned for a moment, and asked me in a strange and cute voice, "Are you talking to me?"
I laughed, "No one else understands our language." ”
Someone around exclaimed, "Oh my God, what is the fool doing? What is that ice elf doing again? Was it talking just now?!"
The archmage was also shocked by this scene, he didn't know what I was going to do, so he could only stop me in his heart: "Candidate Naochun, your spell is wrong, you failed the assessment, and there are two chances left." ”
I grinned at the elf, "Damn, I'm glad I had three chances, otherwise I would have gotten away with it." No way, who made me like you. ”
"How can you swear in Elfish language!" the elf angrily lectured me, and then asked embarrassedly, "Why do you like me?"
The figure of a foreign finger flashed in my mind, and my little finger sister also died with the death of the original foreign sword, but unfortunately she has no life, and she can't be resurrected by any means, even if he resurrects the foreign sword, the fingers he separates again, there will no longer be a foreign finger's original memory and spirituality.
After three reincarnations, every subordinate friend who died because of me was taken care of, but only one foreign finger really disappeared, which made me extremely regretful.
So when I saw this little elf the size of a finger, which could also fly around, with a pure, lively and cute personality, I immediately remembered the little sister I lost, and unconsciously brought my feelings for a finger into my attitude towards it.
The archmage reminded me, "The second spell is not right either, you have one last chance." ”
I reluctantly lifted my shoulders and pouted at the elf to express helplessness, the elf can understand human language, and it grinned: "Understood, don't talk to me yet, use this last chance to pass the assessment." ”
I smiled slightly, and then followed the example of Yun Xi and them, changed to a serious expression, and said the standard elven language in a solemn tone.
"Great Ice Elemental Elf, ......"
The spell is only half a sentence, and theoretically it will definitely not produce a magic effect, but I don't know if it's because my spoken language is too standard, or because I feel the elemental energy more deeply, or maybe the little elf in front of me has a good impression of me and secretly helped me.
Anyway, after I said this half of the incantation, a large amount of ice elements suddenly appeared in the space of the back garden.
The flowers and trees in the room were instantly covered with frost, and the breath that people exhaled with exclamation also turned into a white and visible breath~
The archmage was amazed: "What's the matter? Where did these ice elements come from? There is clearly no trace of the elements in Naochun's body, and the Philosopher's Stone has not released the ice element, how can the ice element appear out of thin air in this closed back garden?!"
No one else could give an answer, including myself, who didn't know what was going on. Only Yun Xi made an assumption: "Could it be... Is it an element released by the Ice Elemental Spirit Snow Fairy herself? No... Snow Fairy doesn't have such strong elemental energy......"
Everyone looked at the elf on the Philosopher's Stone, it did not release elemental energy, but flew up from the Philosopher's Stone, closed its eyes reverently, raised its head to face a certain direction in the air, and made a prayer gesture with its hands folded.
The crowd looked in the direction where it was praying, and saw a strange creature appear there at some point.
The palm-sized, the whole body is crystal clear, the face is shrouded in divine light, and on its back, there are three pairs of elven wings that are as clear as cicada wings.
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