Chapter 1: Prologue, I'm going to die
A TX building, 16th floor.
Two figures, one fat and one thin, stood facing each other.
On the left, a fat figure in a plaid shirt leans against the rooftop fence, and between the index finger of his left hand, a half-burning cigarette, with long ashes and repeated white smoke, is passing away with the wind.
A hearty voice fell from the fat figure with a fleshy face.
"Black brother.... Are you really leaving?"
On the right side, a thin figure in a white shirt took a deep puff of cigarette, and spit out a circle of rich smoke rings in his mouth, and then said with a smile: "Yes, I feel that I may not be suitable for work, I come to the company every day to work for them, tired and tired, I don't know why, the salary is not enough to buy a house, and the pickle girl has to tighten her belt, you see I have lost two hundred pounds, I feel that this earth OL, I have lost the motivation to log in." ”
The thin figure has a bitter face, jumping into the distance.
When the fat man heard this, he raised his eyebrows, crushed the cigarette that was about to be extinguished, and then bent it straight, and the cigarette stalk fell accurately in the trash can not far away with a rapid rotation in the air, and then drank viciously.
"According to your meaning, Lao Tzu can't soak in the girl, is it because my belt is not tight enough? Is it that you kid is floating, or is my fat brother unable to lift a knife?"
The thin figure was stunned when he heard this, scratched his hair with his right hand, and smiled flatteringly.
"Hey, don't, fat man, I'm kidding. However, I'm going to take a break for the time being, I've made up my mind, this garbage reality OL, I need to log out for a while, it's too tiring. ”
"Come on, come on, I'll invite you to drink another day, I heard that there is a building over there in LH, and there is a playground suitable for us adults, I'll invite you next time." ”
The thin figure pinched the cigarette in his fingertips, turned around casually, and walked slowly towards the glass door in the distance.
The fat brother propped his hands on the fence, and his superb little eyes looked at the place where the previous "black brother" looked at him, and he drove away without looking back.
"Hurry up, hurry up, look at you and get annoyed, hurry up and die!" said the fat brother, but on the fat face, his gaze gradually softened.
"Hahaha, the fat brother is reluctant, let's go, don't miss me too much~" The thin figure carried the fat brother on his back, waved his hand, and said goodbye to this social animal land that had been fighting for 3 years.
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"Finally... Finally TMD is liberated!hahahahahaha It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon, there seems to be no one, cool !!" while jumping and shouting long live, of course, in the eyes of individual passers-by, this person is afraid that he is not mentally retarded.
My name is black and white, 26 years old this year, after graduating from college, I joined the TX company as a product manager, everyone in the company calls me "black brother", the company's planning ideas many times, are jumping out of my brain, sometimes I really want to have a Doraemon by my side, after all, "how to automatically generate the money in the brain" This demand seems to have encountered technical problems, I'm afraid that the current programmers can't give technical solutions for the time being, and can only rely on Doraemon.
Speaking of appearance, it's not that I'm bragging, if I'm not good-looking, I'm still pretty handsome, probably with Kengo Sato, probably.
Of course, I also received a lot of ambiguous messages from female colleagues, which is definitely not what I imagined, it must be like this, right.
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One month after I left my job, at 3:40 a.m.
"Ah, the third season of "overLorX" is actually over, it's so angry! Why is the animation company so slow, and I don't want to read the novel, there are too many words, and it's really a pleasure to watch the villain pretend to be B. By the way, when will the second season of "One Punch Man" come out, ah, it's almost 4 o'clock?
Dejectedly, he turned off his computer and lay in bed, thinking about how tomorrow's interview would be conducted.
"Take out the products that have been launched, introduce the work performance since graduation, the problems encountered, and how to solve them...... Ouch, I really don't want to play this earth OL ....."
Eyes are getting lower... Consciousness gradually blurred...
In the darkness, chaos and thunder filled my mind.
Hollow sounds, resounding in the hybrid:
Receive the prayer and start the guidance.
Rebuild the Race: Undead, Success
Return to the profession: Demon God, success
Soul Fusion: Failure, Seal
Attribute Grant: Fusion
Item Inheritance: Soul Forge Ring, Severed Cloak, God's Heart
Personality: chaos - moderation, order - goodness
Body Composition: Complete
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Distant above the demonic land, the thunder covers the sun, the demonic aura is monstrous, and the Vientiane Senluo is actually dead wood, and the lake surface is a hundred feet in circumference, no, it cannot be called a lake, because its water color is like the throat of the abyss.
And on this continent full of dark atmosphere, countless temples are like crossing the river, dizzying, they are as small as a hundred zhang in a square circle, as large as ten thousand zhang continuous, the residents here, call these large and small temples "magic altar". And these demonic altars, they all belong to the only overlord of this continent, the Demon God Palace.
-Demon God Palace, Demon Hall Hall-
This place is unusual, there is no legend of the magic temple dark and weird, but the lights are bright, in the round hall, the top of the circle is inlaid with eternal stone, if there is a black market merchant to see such a violent thing, will definitely grab the ground with his head, a finger-sized eternal stone, can be worth a city, and these people actually use it to make a light bulb? and a lump of lumps placed on the ceiling dome, it is really a mine at home.
In the center of the main hall, a stone table stands calmly, the surface is pitch black, it seems that the light of the sky cannot illuminate its body, and at a glance, I only feel the heaviness of "I will never move it, even the slightest bit".
In the sandalwood in the corner of the stone table, the green smoke is repeated, as if surrounded by the Milky Way, spiraling around the main hall, and looking at it, every wisp of green smoke contains countless stars, and each star makes people feel greedy in their bodies, just like a man who has been confined alone for 10 years sees a beautiful woman with bright teeth and bright eyes and wants to pounce immediately, full of endless magic.
This situation and this scene can't help but make people think about what kind of existence the owner of this hall is.
The Demon Palace, is the forbidden place of the Demon God Palace, only the lord of the first palace and the 7 Demon Kings can enter, there are 8 shadows standing in the Demon Palace, but they can't see their true posture in any case, the 7 people in the hall are unmoved and bow their heads towards a shadow next to the stone table, as if waiting for his words.
After a long time, a figure asked in a magical voice, "Great.. Great butler, this breath... Could it be that you are feeling wrong, why don't I feel it at all?"
The shadow standing next to the stone table, known as the "big butler", at this time, he was caressing the stone table on the side, although he couldn't see his face, but his trembling hands, sometimes stretched out, sometimes cringe, at a glance you could detect the unrest in his heart.
Suddenly, the butler shouted with a high-pitched emotion: "No, it's him, he's back!" I can feel that the only breath of worship in this world that can make my heart palpitate is something that only he can do. ”
The hand stretched out by the chief butler suddenly shrank, and then said to the remaining 7 people: "The 7 kings of the Demon Palace listened to the order, and immediately ordered the Demon God Altar and the affiliated Demon Altar stewards to start the search, if necessary, you can also use soul torture, you must find him, this world needs him, we need him, our god!"
"Yes, definitely, never to die. The heavy magic voices of the seven people echoed in the demon hall.
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However, at this time, someone does not know what is happening to him, and he does not even know where he is.
-Continent of the Living, Misty Forest-
"Hehe, don't worry, wait for us to apply some essential oils, it will be even more vain, hehe. ”
A voice suddenly came out of a beehive, and when I looked closely, it was actually a corpse! No, it was a skeleton!
The skeleton is wrapped in a demonic rag, and in the middle of the pelvis, there is a hornet's nest larger than durian, and of course, there are 2 on the head, which is really a bit disgusting.
What's even more incredible is that it is still sleeping and talking in its dreams, and if someone else sees it, it is estimated that it will be scared.
Buzzing!
"MD, the mosquitoes now, it's really enough!"
Slap in the face
"Hmm, what kind of touch is this, my muscles are starting to grow so my face?"
In an instant, Black and White woke up.
Looking at the hornet's nest erected on the lower body, black and white woke up instantly.
"Dig my cock into the honeycomb? Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, I haven't used it properly, whoa!"
Black and white half-sat up, rolling and crawling, waving his hands and feet wantonly, and looking at his eyes, he found a trace of strangeness.
"Hmm, how did my hands and feet turn into skeletons? Is this a dream?" Black and White was about to pinch the flesh off his face, however, he grabbed a void.
"I don't have any meat? What is the situation? What about my meat? Although I admit that I am indeed a little thin, but I can't be without meat? Skinny as wood is true, but if I have learned the language correctly, if it means "like", where am I like it, this is firewood, and it is snow-white!"
"Wait a minute, I'll think about it. "Black and white sat cross-legged, rubbing his smooth chin with his right hand, because there was no flesh.
"I finished the animation yesterday, and then I did a hand piston exercise at 4 o'clock, and I used 40cm of tissues, and then I lay down and fell asleep because I had an interview today. ”
At this time, in the bush in front of him, a pair of ghostly eyes as bright as gems were staring at black and white, and the fierce light flickered.
"I'm supposed to be still in bed at home.... Ah, help! He died to his father (Japanese pronunciation)!"Black and white turned around, like Liu Xiang strode a 100-meter sprint, not to mention, although it was a skeleton, he still ran very fast, after all, it was really light!
I only heard a commotion of the leaves behind me, and the ghostly light galloped like a wind.
3 seconds, no, 2 seconds to catch up.
"What the hell is this, you hurry up!" black and white howled.
In less than a moment, in front of the black and white eyes, there was a glimpse of the dark high wall, standing upright on all fours, blocking the front.
3 meters, no, 4 meters! This thing, it's 4 meters tall!
Phantom Blade Leopard, Wind Attribute
Adventure - Silver
This is a pitch-black beast, two dazzling ghosts on its head, the size of a fist, bulging muscles and a strong waist, you can clearly feel the explosive power in it, and the limbs supported on the ground are each with three snow-white claws half a meter long, which are shaking at will, its eyes are dazzling, as if a battle-hardened killer is staring at a trembling baby.
Not only is it extremely combative, but it's also full of treasures.
The eyes can be used to enhance the perception of adventurers, the animal skin is warm in winter and cool in summer, the claws are extremely sharp, and it can easily pierce through a half-meter-thick tree, especially its beast heart, which can be described as an elixir, as long as a little beast heart is put in the medicinal materials to reconcile, it can greatly improve the efficacy of the medicine, so the majority of medicinal herb stores will release a variety of hunting tasks almost every day, just to specifically capture them, and the commercial value is immeasurable.
But because of this, the Phantom Blade Leopard has become a killer, as long as they encounter a living thing, they will rush up and tear it apart, and they will also attribute magic: Wind Blade! By wielding their huge front claws, infusing the magic of the wind attribute into the claws and swinging, they can send out an amazingly powerful wind blade, so ordinary adventurers do not have absolute strength, and they dare not take on this kind of task. It is said that some time ago, a silver-level team of 5 people took over the hunting task for the disproportionately high bounty, but 5 days later, the people who passed by to collect medicine found some torn corpses, and only the adventurer's dog tag was left to recognize, this was the previous silver-level adventure team.
"My mother, what kind of monster is this, this tooth, this claw, don't say it's me now, even if it's a fat brother, I guess I can't withstand it!"
"What kind of sin have I really done, I came here without knowing it, and I died without knowing it! God, if I come to the Buddha, although I usually blacken you occasionally, that's because I treat you as brothers, and brothers will complain about each other, right! Please let me go! I haven't lived enough, I have to go back! Long live the earth OL!"
Seeing this, Black and White came to the spot with a Thomas 360-degree spin, throwing his five bodies to the ground, and frantically knocking on the snow-white head.
"Brother Leopard, I'll kneel down for you, look, the frustrated body bends forward! You are the master of the world, I'll give you the head of the horse, don't kill! You are strong!"
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Today is a good day, I just carried the boss on my back, gave his sister through, and slept comfortably, but I woke up scared to this stupid skeleton, he was still in the hornet's nest, it was really a stinky B, disgusting me, he NND, I thought I was discovered by the boss, and I almost had a heart attack, Lao Tzu didn't kill this fool, I was a leopard in vain!
"Boy, if begging for mercy is useful, then why should you die? Blame it, blame you for not penetrating that damn hornet's nest! Give this leopard master death!" the Phantom Blade Leopard roared in his heart.
With a shuddering roar, the Phantomblade Leopard unleashed its massive front paws, and a strong wind elemental gradually gathered on its sharp claws.
Whew!
Two rapid sounds of breaking the sky sounded instantly, the cyan blade was as dazzling as the waning moon flying, cutting through the giant wood in front of it, the fracture was as smooth as a knife cutting tofu, the giant trees fell down one after another but could not stop the deadly wind blade, in an instant, it was already close at hand, black and white felt the wind blade in front of him, and the skeleton of the whole body seemed to be about to fall apart, and the huge wind pressure made himself, who had no flesh, make a bone squeezing friction sound.
Countless emotions and memories echoed in my mind at an extremely fast speed as the wind blade approached.
In fact, as early as when he pinched the hole on his cheek, Hei Bai already knew the fact that this was not the earth, thinking about the ordinary self when he was on the earth, he could finally go to the days of picking up girls in another world and pretending to be forced, but the anger of dying before he began;
Black and white slowly closed the eyeless pupils, and sighed in his heart, if there is an afterlife, ordinary is true.
Despair, anger, helplessness, countless marquees, from the past floated through my mind.
"Goodbye, my other world. ”