Chapter Twenty-Three: Hurry up and be hungry for the teacher!
"Master Wang, he seems to be scorched. Zhang Lei smelled the smell and came to the sofa and said in surprise, the world is so big that there are no wonders, and it is not in vain to see the master who baked himself today.
I turned my head to see that there were bursts of green smoke rising from Wu Shuai's upright body, and the smell of roasted meat emanated from him.
This seems to be a fire spell, what did Li Yingjun do with the fire spell inside? Why was Wu Shuai burned so badly?
Master Ben had a lot of questions, but this kid can't die.
The seal of both hands on Wu Shuai's forehead is a gesture, "The five elements return to the yuan, and the fire enters the water." ”
When Wu Shuai in the dream felt that he was about to be roasted, a cool feeling quickly moistened his body, and he ran out of the raging fire with a rolling belt, and flew up at Li Yingjun!
Li Yingjun was also stunned by the fire in front of him, the first time he used it, this thing was too powerful, was Shuai Shuai killed by him? Now it is all burned to ashes, at this time, a figure rushed out of the flames, and then saw the soles of a foot getting closer and closer to his eyes.
"Li Yingjun, do you want to burn me?" After kicking Li Yingjun away, Wu Shuai scolded, and after speaking, he was still angry and punched and kicked Li Yingjun on the ground.
Qian Fugui was stupid, how could he have seen Wu Shuai make such a big fire, and immediately went up and hugged Wu Shuai from behind, "Shuai Shuai, this is a dream, forget it, just look at me." ”
After listening to Qian Fugui's words, Wu Shuai glanced at Qian Fugui, who was still spurting blood from his buttocks, and then he was angry, "Uncle, I thought I was going to die." ”
Li Yingjun on the ground laughed and got up, and said a little crazy: "It's so powerful, hahaha!"
Wu Shuai looked at the flame that was still burning and said with some jealousy: "My ice was broken by you at once, the master is too partial." ”
The little girl is stupid, this is a master helping that aunt, no, if such a great power is not killed, it will be a big loss, while these three are not paying attention, it is better to run away first.
Floating lightly, he was about to run away with his body hunched, and was looked at by the sharp-eyed Qian Fugui.
"Where are you going, it's bad luck for you to meet our three demon slayers today!" Haha, they've all tried magic weapons, so they're just sending him, "Light!"
The mouth of the big gourd bottle shot out a golden light at the little girl, the golden light was 20 centimeters thick, carrying a huge amount of energy.
It was not easy to be discovered, so the little girl quickly dodged the golden light that came and flew desperately into the distance.
Where to run, the three of them chased after them with a big gourd, not to mention how happy the scene was.
"Here comes the fire!" "Here comes the ice!" "Here comes the light!"
The brothers shouted while chasing, and flames, ice, and golden light kept spewing out from the gourds of the three of them.
"Stop chasing, you can let me go. The little girl dodged the attack and cried out, "I don't dare anymore, I don't want to die." ”
Didn't you stinky little ghost die a long time ago? Li Yingjun frantically held up a big gourd and fled to the sky, and the little girl attacked with flames: "Fire come! Fire come! Fire come!"
"Haha, let you tie up your master, let you taste the monster today!" Wu Shuai laughed wildly on the side, and kept chanting Binglai in his mouth!
How could the matter of beating the water dog be less rich and rich? Picking up the big gourd and attacking the little girl as well, jumping while chasing back, not to mention how excited he was, "Don't run! Let's fight and try, just take a look." ”
The power of the big gourd has been seen just now, so don't you want to be dissipated if you hit it? Shameless uncle! The little girl had no choice but to run back to the classroom, where there was still a hostage.
This magic weapon is just like a machine gun, but it takes too much saliva to make the three of them feel a little dry after shouting for a long time.
"Haha, do you think it's safe to hide in the classroom?
The brother is now a little morbidly crazy, laughing wildly and holding the big gourd like a demon, wantonly destroying everything he can see.
"Gollum!~" There was a cry from Master Ben's stomach, accusing Master Ben of not cherishing it.
It's been another hour, and it's 8 o'clock, why haven't you gotten better? Do you want me to eat supper and dinner together?
Walking up to Hu Xiuqin's side, I said into her ear: "I don't care what the hell you are, if you don't come out and suffer the death of the master, you three stupid people! ”
The little girl who was holding Hu Xiuqin hostage with a knife exploded in her ears violently, almost making her soul scatter.
The brother who was holding the gourd to Hu Xiuqin and the little girl was also frightened by the sound of the ancient well without waves, and forgot the master when he played too high, and with the master's personality, it must have been another beating.
Just a fluttering word can make her almost lose her soul, the little girl knew that she was planted today, put down the knife and turned into a green bead and flew into Aunt Hu's forehead.
Master Ben grimaced his face and saw a green bead flying out of Aunt Hu's forehead, no wonder these three fools have been doing it for so long, they can now collect white beads in this way, this green is a higher level Naturally, it will take some time.
Put the little green beads in my pocket, and I slapped each of the brothers and sisters, uncle, starve me to death, this master needs a huge amount of energy to get good now, you can be good, starve this master until now.
was slapped on the body by me, and my brother also woke up and got up a little embarrassed.
"My mother!" As soon as Qian Fugui got up, he found that the back of his buttocks was sticky, touched it with his hand, raised his hand to see that it was all blood, and looked at Master Ben in surprise.
"Call a fart, you practice at night, just tomorrow. "I didn't bother to deal with these three stinky boys, so I said it directly.
Zhang Lei watched the masters wake up, and said with some excitement: "Master, is this done?"
Nonsense, is it not good for Master Ben to go out in person, but as a generation of masters, I still forgive this ignorant mortal.
"Don't worry, it's all in order, and don't forget what you promised to publicize to us, you can give you one-tenth of all your property for this work fee. "I opened the price of this master to Zhang Lei, who was a little excited.
To eliminate disasters and solve problems for others, take one-tenth of his family property, and get nine for it, nine is the extreme, which means salvation, if he refuses, then his family may not have a good time in the future.
"I'll do the math, the house and pension insurance or something, I don't know much now. "Zhang Lei is not particularly resistant to asking me for one-tenth of the family property, compared to his wife's life, this little thing outside the body is a fart.
Li Yingjun stepped forward and said, "Master, I'll arrange someone to collect this little thing tomorrow, aren't you hungry, let's go eat now." ”
"Yes, yes, the master's body matters. Wu Shuai followed and said
"Master's health is important, let's not delay your meal because of this little thing, let's go back first." Qian Fugui touched his stomach and said, in fact, he woke up and found that he was also hungry.
Hey, now that I think of my master, I just said I won't come, you three stupid crying dad called my mother to come, I came and made me hungry, it's really not like words, but now it's also important to eat.
I explained to Zhang Lei when he went out: "You must calculate the money, this is for your own sake, if the amount is wrong, you will be unlucky." ”
Zhang Lei hurriedly responded and sent us to the car until he returned home with brisk steps, and the couple's worldview completely changed on this day.
In the Wuling van, Master Ben took out the green bead and said softly, "Come out." ”
The green beads slowly grew larger, and a little girl wearing a black and white sailor suit with a double ponytail appeared.
The little black leather shoes and white stockings tightly wrapped the two slender calves, and the little girl looked at me with big eyes: "Hello master, you are so handsome, master." ”
The big black eyes innocently looked at Master Ben and blinked, and the three apprentices in the car were all confused, this is the little girl in the dream just now, right?
patted her little head with his hand, and Master Ben said with a smile: "You can't fool me like this, you better tell me the details of you, how you died, how long you died, how many people you have killed, all of them are truthful." The more he spoke, the colder his tone became.
The little girl lowered her head, she didn't want to argue with the person in front of her, the power emanating from this person was as vast as a galaxy, in front of him, she was just a tiny speck of dust, and she would perish if she blew it lightly.
But he said sweetly: "The Heavenly Master is above, my name is An Xiaomeng, and my name is Niuniu." Seeing that I didn't react, he continued: "Born in 2000, he jumped off the building in 2012 because of too much homework, and then turned into a ghost. ”
Is it so easy for you to be this master next to you? I waved my hand impatiently, "If you don't tell the truth, your soul will be scattered, and this master is too lazy to listen." ”
The brothers shouted in unison: "Master don't want it!"
I lit a cigarette and said with some confusion: "Don't you want anything? This is a ghost, it's a ghost, what do you think?"
As soon as I was reminded by this master, my brother reflected it, how could this ghost be so cute in my dream, I saw my brother's love overflowing with saliva, such a delicate little flower, it would be a pity to be scattered directly.
An Xiaomeng's body trembled, squatted in the car with a crying voice, and said in a trembling voice: "Heavenly Master, just let me go, I just want to live." ”
"The soul beads are all green, and at least 10 people have been harmed, right? You still say that you want to live? It's unforgivable, can you take other people's lives!" My tone was very stern, looking at An Xiaomeng who was trembling, this master would not have any sympathy at all, and he just took this opportunity to explain the division of ghosts and things with these three fools.
Ordinary ghosts turn into beads that are pure white, just like the hanging ghost that day, this master can help him reincarnate, but the green one in front of her is different, she already has a Tao, ten life soul merits can become green, a hundred life souls become red, thousands of people are big demons, fierce and abnormal, soul beads are purple.
Later, the soul bead that devours the soul of ten thousand people is golden, gold means that this ghost or demon has entered the realm of cultivation, and ordinary living soul devouring it is meaningless, and the orthodox Taoist generally calls it the ----- Venerable, which means respect, vigilance, and those who cultivate for the average should give it enough respect.
The Venerable already belongs to the scope of demons and evils, and is a spirit that has seized the creation of heaven and earth, and needs to bear a heavenly thunder before he can become an honor.
Because the soul is useless, these Venerables are not easy to judge whether they are happy or angry, and the general disciples of the Dao Sect are respectful and stay away, after all, they have survived the thunder tribulation and the past is like the clouds and smoke of the past, and the Heavenly Dao does not care about it, and the people of the Dao Gate do not dare to make a blind move, and some Venerables have become great benevolent people later, after all, everyone eats the bowl of merit, and then does bad things like before, if there is too much karma, maybe they will cultivate backwards and suffer another thunder tribulation.
Above the Venerable is the Venerable Master, rare and general, the ghost is called the ghost immortal, the Taoist ancestor is called the true immortal, and the demon is the great sage.
The three demon monsters are the strongest, the Dao Ancestor True Immortal is the second, and the last is the Ghost Immortal.
The demon itself is transformed into animals, that is, objects, animals, vegetation, congenital deficiencies, spiritual wisdom is difficult to open, and the long road of cultivation is extremely difficult, but once there is an achievement, it is like a fish leaping into the dragon gate.
Man is the spirit of all things, and he is born with abundant wisdom, knows right and wrong, knows the destiny of heaven, and is favored by heaven is the second.
This ghost thing is different, the three merits of seizing heaven, earth and people, the cultivation is the fastest, but its huge karma is not liked by the heavenly way, and it is generally accompanied by heavenly thunder, and it will consume a lot of power every time, so although the ability of the ghost thing is weird, it is the weakest.