Chapter 802: Funny Names

"Touching your chest?" Drifting away at first was a little unclear, but soon realized that something was wrong, "Your Excellency misunderstood. Didn't you say your surname was 'Mo', and you looked a few years older than Zai', so you were called 'brother'. ”

When the middle-aged Confucian heard this, he naturally immediately understood that he had just made a mistake, and his face immediately turned red with shame. "Who, who's your brother?"

Seeing the middle-aged Confucian student's squirming appearance, he couldn't help but remind him a few words when he was gone. But, suddenly, I thought of the beautiful time with Katis . At that time, Katis was also dressed as a man, and at that time, Driftless did not know that she was a woman, and at that time, Driftless had repeatedly persuaded Katis to be masculine......

"Could it be that the person in front of him is also disguised as a man?" Thinking of this, he subconsciously looked at the middle-aged Confucian student carefully, up and down.

The middle-aged Confucian was straight to the heart. "You, what do you want to do?" the middle-aged Confucian asked nervously as he made an instinctive move to hug his chest to prevent thieves.

Seeing this, he became more and more confident in his guess, so he blurted out: "Oh, so you are ......"

"Nonsense, who said I was a woman?" Before he could finish speaking, the middle-aged Confucian hurriedly denied it.

"I haven't said it yet, how do you know what I'm trying to say?"

"I ...... I'm a famous kid, and I'm an old man. Just look at it, and you'll know what you're trying to say!" replied the middle-aged Confucian scholar in a far-fetched manner.

"Hmph, first 'there are no silver three hundred taels here', and then my heart is very empty. Alas, if you don't ask, you must be a woman disguised as a man. It's a pity that this acting is really too bad!" Thinking of this, Piao Wuxian compared his acting skills at the level of "actor", and couldn't help but feel "the height is unbearable".

However, since the person in front of him doesn't want to admit it, (and Drift Trail really doesn't have much interest in it, because Drift Trail is really afraid of dealing with women at the moment.) The emotional bad debts between him and Ni Ping'er and Katis are enough to give someone a headache. Then our Piao Daxia is happy to pretend to be confused.

Now, what he hopes most is to ask for some useful information from this middle-aged Confucian student dressed as a man. Since there is a request for others, it is even more difficult to expose it in person, otherwise once the woman becomes angry and embarrassed, it will be very troublesome and terrible! Hehe, someone knows this very well.

Drifting away from scratch coughed twice to ease the embarrassment of the scene, and then said, "Oh, I see." Under admiration, admiration, admiration!"

Sure enough, hearing someone say this, the middle-aged Confucian student's expression immediately looked much better, and he waved his hand "arrogantly", putting on a generous appearance that was not as knowledgeable as someone.

Drifting without a trace saw that it was "funny and angry", so he had to cough twice again, of course, this time to soothe his mood. Then, he spoke: "Brother Mo......"

The middle-aged Confucian stumbled when he heard this, and his face suddenly turned red again. Although he knew that the person in front of him was not talking about "touching his chest", because of his previous misunderstanding, the middle-aged Confucian student couldn't hear such a title, so he hurriedly said something to stop him: "Don't don't, it's better to change the name." ”

How smart Piao Wuxian is, he naturally understands why the middle-aged Confucian is embarrassed, so he has to tentatively change his name: "Zaizai?" because, on the earth, for a period of time, such a title was very popular, for example, for the singer "Andy Lau", fans affectionately called it "Andy Lau"!

Who would have thought, when the middle-aged Confucian heard this, his face suddenly became ugly. "Cub, what are you scolding me?"

Drifting away, he hurriedly explained: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!

"You are a country man, what kind of 'text' do you bite with me? If it weren't for the sake of you roasting tiger meat for me, believe it or not, I would have knocked it over a long time ago?" The middle-aged Confucian put on a fierce look.

"My good girl, another 'tigress'!" of course, when it comes to roast tiger meat, someone still has a little pride in his heart, because the self-righteous "tigress" enjoys his saliva without knowing it.

Drifting away without a trace, pretending to be afraid. "Dude, I'm just trying to find a proper name. You don't need to be so fierce, do you?"

"Old, hmph, who do you say is old?" the middle-aged Confucian asked angrily.

"I'm going to let me go, why do I forget that the woman is most afraid of others saying that she is 'old'?" While feeling depressed in his heart, he opened his mouth again and tentatively said: "Then why don't you call you 'Ati'?"

"Ati, am I familiar with you?" the middle-aged Confucian asked angrily.

This time, our Piao Daxia is really "sweating"!" Alas, this woman is really terrible. Fortunately, she didn't insist on revealing her true identity. Otherwise, I don't know what kind of appearance it will explode?" At this time, smarter men know that only "pretending to be a grandson" is the wisest choice.

"I don't know what to call it next?" asked Timidly.

Sure enough, the middle-aged Confucian showed a triumphant smile when he saw this. It's just that, for a while, he himself was embarrassed. After being embarrassed for a while, the middle-aged Confucian smiled evilly and said, "Why don't you think about a few more yourself?"

"I, I'm afraid I'm going to eat chestnuts. "Floating without a trace, looking scared.

When the middle-aged Confucian saw it, he became more and more proud. "It doesn't matter. I'll just let you get wrong!"

"Hmph, look at your sassy look!" said without a trace in his heart, but on the surface, he still pretended to be cautious as if he was walking on thin ice, "It's called 'touching your chest', which is naturally not good!" Someone deliberately bit the word "touch your chest" very hard.

When the middle-aged Confucian heard this, his face couldn't help but twitch. But I couldn't do it. Because, people clearly emphasize: "touching the chest" is not good!

"Why don't you just call it 'Brother Ti'?" asked Piao Wu, pretending to be in the eye.

"Well, that's barely enough. It's better than before...... That ......" the middle-aged Confucian student's face was red again, and the word "touching the chest" couldn't be said after all, "It's much stronger." ”

I heard it without a trace, but I was happy in my heart. "Haha, what a strong fart! Could it be that you are 'sagging', you need to mention it? It's a pity that bras haven't been invented in this other world. I thought about it so wickedly, and I couldn't help but "bah" in my heart, scolding myself for being obscene and hooligan.