Chapter 802: Zhitong Monk
"Yes, a flower monk, no integrity at all, and very lustful, very shameless person, you try not to talk to him when he comes. ”
“......”
Lin Jiaxin instantly had a large black spot on his head, who was shameless? Who didn't have integrity?
Sounds like this guy is your brother, right?
"Stinky brother, you are so deceitful...... Isn't he going to be angry?"
Hearing Lin Jiaxin's question, Sunan instantly laughed, as if he had thought of something interesting.
"Hahaha...... Miss, let me tell you, this Zhitong cultivation kung fu is mainly for cultivating the mind, don't look at him who doesn't abide by all the rules and precepts, but there is one thing he must abide by, then quit anger! This guy practices kung fu that can't get angry. ”
Lin Jiaxin was speechless, knowing that people can't be angry, you still want to be angry, you are really bad enough!
Sunan was lying on the bed, Lin Jiaxin was very intimate next to him peeling apples, this thing was lying on the bed holding a laptop and playing games, not to mention how comfortable.
Half an hour later, the door to the room was kicked open.
I saw a very beautiful monk rushing in, yes, you read that right, to describe a monk, is to use the word beautiful.
Zhitong is a typical woman's face, apricot eyes and curved eyebrows, if you wear a wig, you will look like a stunning beauty.
Seeing Sunan lying unconscious on the bed, Zhitong trembled all over, walked to him step by step, and ignored Lin Jiaxin's complicated expression next to him, his eyes were already a little foggy, and he almost cried.
"Brother...... I'm late!"
Lin Jiaxin couldn't bear to see Zhitong so sad, but that stinky brother had to let him ......
Lin Jiaxin was really helpless, and coughed twice and said faintly.
"Sunan said, the most reluctant brother in his life is you, I hope that after he dies, you can leave a bottle of Qi Gathering Pill by his side, so that he can feel your existence. ”
"Well, it makes sense, why are you blushing with this female benefactor?"
Although Zhitong was very sad, he couldn't understand Lin Jiaxin's expression.
"Ah, nothing, nothing......"
How did he know that Lin Jiaxin's blushing was because he was lying, he was a very good monk, why was he deceiving people!
Zhitong took out a small bottle and slowly put it on the side of Sunan's pillow, and said with sadness written on his face.
"You guy, you always want to ask me for the Qi Gathering Pill on weekdays, but you didn't use it when you were alive, and you died......"
Just as Zhitong was saying this, suddenly a voice came from Sunan's bed.
"Our crystals are under attack......"
"Grass!"
Sunan sat up instantly, still holding a mouthful of unswallowed apple in his mouth, and scolded indistinctly.
"Hema, a bunch of scumbags, want to trap Lao Tzu to death!"
Zhitong's eyes widened instantly, but Sunan directly put away the bottle of Qi Gathering Pill, and disappeared in an instant as if by magic, and said lightly.
"You sit down for a while, I'm done this game, my teammates are too pitiful, doesn't this make me 1v9......"
Lin Jiaxin stood beside her cautiously, looking very scared, teasing this monk like this, people will definitely go berserk!
Just now, when Sunan and Lin Jiaxin were very leisurely, when they heard the voice of Zhitong, Sunan hurriedly hid, but the picture of Lin Jiaxin's imagination was not violent, and I saw Zhitong taking a deep breath in place and exhaling...... Suck......
The look on his face gradually calmed down, and he put his hands together in front of his chest, and said very indifferently.
"Amitabha, Master Su, you weren't killed, it's really my Buddha's mercy......"
"Hahahaha......"
Sunan is going to die of laughter, quickly put down the computer in his hand and pulled Zhitong over, and made a joke with this product for a long time, maybe this kind of joke is very excessive if you have a meeting with others, but not with Zhitong, Zhitong is a bastard who practices this kung fu.
I was angry with Sunan just now, and it is estimated that this product will improve a lot.
"Okay, don't be close to the poor monk, if you have something, hurry up, there are still many nuns waiting for the poor monk to check their bodies. ”
Lin Jiaxin rolled her eyes and hurriedly left here, what kind of monk is this! It's really the same as Sunan said, Monk Hua, hum!
Sunan lifted the quilt, pointed to his legs, and said very easily.
"See, Lao Tzu was beaten by others, his leg was broken, and he needs tiger bone grass, so it's hard for you, a monk, to help me get a trip?"
Zhitong touched Sunan's leg, frowned, and said coldly.
"Who did it?"
The two brothers joked and joked, but after seeing that Sunan was really injured, Zhitong didn't care if he cultivated his mind or not, and his anger came up all of a sudden.
"Hehe, don't be angry, don't be angry, I don't know why you killed me, a one-eyed dragon, but Lao Tzu was saved by a girl in the end, do you say that Lao Tzu's peach blossom luck is too strong?"
"Amitabha, your stinky and shameless energy is somewhat similar to the poor monk......
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, the tiger bone grass is at the foot of the Sacred Heart Gate, if you can buy it elsewhere, try not to go there. ”
Talking to Zhitong, Sunan has never been polite, and if the brother was polite before, he would have some friendship.
Zhitong smiled slightly, and a smug smile appeared on his very handsome face.
"Sacred Heart Gate, I heard that there are beautiful women there, so I just went to find a good look......
Zhitong turned around and was about to leave, Sunan said lightly.
"Be careful......
"Hehe, it's just a tiger bone grass, and it's not a matter of learning from the west. ”
Let's say it, Zhitong directly opened the door and walked out.
Lin Jiaxin was waiting anxiously outside, and when she saw Zhitong come out, she walked over instantly, as if a patient was asking a doctor.
"How?"
Zhitong's face instantly became very ugly, and he sighed helplessly, with a trace of tears in the corners of his eyes.
Lin Jiaxin was stunned, her brain was blank, what's wrong!
He ...... Will his legs be okay? You...... You speak!"
Lin Jiaxin was so anxious that she was about to cry, this monk looked very happy just now, why did he become so serious now, is there something wrong with the stinky brother!
Zhitong raised his head, folded his hands and sighed very sadly, and said lightly.
"Although my brother seems to be fine now, the tendons and veins in his legs have been broken, and now he can't move, and the supreme qi in his body can't be released, and it's easy to go mad and explode and die!"
"Ahh
Lin Jiaxin is really anxious to die, how can there be such a thing!
Zhitong frowned and said lightly.
"Every day, there must be a girl to help him vent his evil fire, and get closer to women can make him better. ”
After saying this, Zhitong turned around and left, brother, I can only help you here.