"Come out! Howling Wolf!" roared, scaring both the husband and wife on the sofa, and a small brown-gray earth dog sprang out from Li Yingjun's feet, only half the size of an arm, wagging its tail and spun joy around Li Yingjun's back and forth.

The two people on the sofa were stunned, is this magic? Why did a dirt dog appear on the ground for no reason?

Before he could speak, he saw the yellow-haired Wu Shuai start an awkward dance on the spot, and the slender body was really afraid that he would break his waist by exerting too much force.

"Summon!Monkey King!" Wu Shuai finally stopped dancing awkwardly, and pointed his finger on the ground, only to see a half-meter-old yellow-haired little monkey appear on the ground, and the little monkey knocked on the ground with a rolling pin in his hand.

This is amazing, the husband and wife look at each other, it is definitely impossible to wear such a big monkey with such a small dress, and it is in their home, then it is definitely not magic, are these the spiritual things that I heard the old people say before?

Immediately afterwards, Qian Fugui shook the hair on the back of his head, spun in place like a spinning top, and muttered with words in his mouth: "Barbara Baba Little Demon Liang! No, Little Baba, no, it's Little Bala! Come out! Lazy!"

I saw a small black and white flower pig appear on Qian Fugui's head for no reason.

This is what I saw with my own eyes, it really came out of thin air, and I didn't blink my eyes, and now the two of them are completely convinced, and these people in front of them are all people with real skills.

As the saying goes, people can't look good, and the sea can't fight, and today I can see it.

Zhang Lei and Aunt Hu stood up excitedly and applauded, "The master is amazing, the mana is boundless!" "It's great, it deserves to be a master." ”

The corners of this master's mouth twitched on the side, it was so embarrassing, how could these three do it in front of outsiders, they could be so shameless and not discolored, it was really powerful.

Zhang Lei stepped forward and held Li Yingjun's hand and said excitedly: "It's amazing, my name is Zhang Lei, and this is my wife Hu Xiuqin, thank you masters for coming to fight." ”

The coquettish red long-haired Li Yingjun on his head is not an ordinary person now, why is he learning art from a teacher?

"You're welcome, that's what we should do. Li Yingjun put down the big gourd behind him and said politely to the two of them

This scenery can't let these little bastards rob them, and this master must appear.

"Then I said handsome, are you all ready?" I found a chair and sat down, and poured myself a sip of mineral water.

The brothers all shouted out violently, "Ready!" The whole room shook for a moment, is this getting rid of demons, isn't it louder than any of you.

Master Ben looked at Hu Xiuqin, who was a little haggard, "Comrade Xiuqin, you can sleep for a while, you can rest assured that we are here." ”

Hu Xiuqin wants to sleep when she is awake these days, she wants to sleep when she is doing anything, she immediately closed her eyes and was about to sleep when she heard my words, Zhang Lei also knew that his wife had not closed her eyes for a few days, nodded at us and did not speak, and found a side seat and sat down.

After all, Zhang Lei doesn't understand anything, but he can't disturb the master to cast spells on the side, haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run, those masters on TV were shouted outside, and immediately vomited blood and three liters of mana were completely wasted, this is his wife, he naturally won't come out to disturb a few masters.

A group of our old men stared at Hu Xiuqin on the sofa, and just waited for her to fall asleep, the nervous palms of the three living treasures were sweating, and Zhang Lei was also opening his eyes on the side.

10 minutes later, Hu Xiuqin, who was lying motionless on the sofa, opened her eyes: "Master, I can't sleep!"

A few people almost vomited blood and died when they heard this, what are you doing? I haven't fallen asleep for ten minutes, and Zhang Lei on the side is about to explode, his chest is rising and falling sharply, and at first glance he is not lightly angry, okay! I am yelling and sleepy every day, I can finally sleep, you actually told me that you can't sleep.

"It's okay, you try again. "As a master of a generation, how can Master Ben be angry? He comforted everyone present and let Hu Xiuqin continue to close her eyes and sleep.

It was just an accident just now, and everyone calmed down and continued to wait.

After 20 minutes, Hu Xiuqin opened her eyes and said with some embarrassment: "Master, I want to go to the toilet." ”

The green tendons on his forehead jumped, Master Ben is a person with high morals, I said to the three apprentices with black faces: "Don't be angry, maybe you're too nervous, let's not be in a hurry, it's good for cultivators to be calm, you must know the Tao is natural." ”

The three brothers were fooled by me and thought about it, they are no longer at the level of eating and waiting for death, they are now Daomen disciples with mana, how can they be angry?

Zhang Lei said to us with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry, masters, my wife may not be suitable for her." He glanced at Hu Xiuqin again.

Hu Xiuqin got off the sofa and came back after about 15 minutes.

Under our silent gaze, Hu Xiuqin finally lay back on the sofa.

Master Ben took out a cigarette and handed it to the three apprentices, and then looked at Zhang Lei, who was sitting in the corner, and threw one over.

Zhang Lei took the cigarette with his hand, and looked at it, Damn, Ninety-Five Supreme Collector's Edition? These are really not ordinary people, but then again, is the mage industry so profitable now?

After Hu Xiuqin's eyes opened just now, the tense atmosphere eased a lot, but he still stared at Hu Xiuqin on the sofa with his eyes, it is impossible to speak, after all, it is very rude for you to talk when people are sleeping.

It's boring, Master Ben lifted one leg and began to rub the mud on his feet.

Almost, Qian Fugui looked at his phone, took it out and shook it in front of us.

Master Ben looked at the time on his phone, and it should have been about half an hour since then.

I approached Hu Xiuqin on the sofa and whispered, "Are you asleep?"

The three brothers and Zhang Lei all looked over, everyone knows that people who are asleep will not react at all if you whisper, if there is a reaction, it means that he is not asleep.

"No, I don't. The two words squeezed out of Hu Xiuqin's lips were like thunder on the bodies of our five old men, which were the thunder on the outside and tender on the inside.

me!!! Master Ben's anger suddenly jumped up, what, you dare to tease Master Ben, I stand up and I'm going to hit the flying leg, I'm going to kick this stinky old lady to death.

Still Qian Fugui is sharp-eyed, as soon as I stand up, I know what I am going to do, and a flying pounce is hugged on my lap.

Feeling hugged by someone's thigh, as soon as I turned around, I saw Qian Fugui slowly shaking his head with his big round face.

"Master, calm your anger, you have a master, and the Tao is natural, master. Wu Shuai leaned into my ear and whispered to remind me.

Li Yingjun also leaned into the other ear and whispered, "Master, this is the first order, bear with it, let's have a big dinner in the evening." ”

Today this is their first business of the three heroes of the demons, but they can't let the master beat the guests, the family is in business, although the three brothers are the general wisdom of the pig head three, but honest management and creating a good reputation is the only way to succeed Wow, we must keep the reputation, otherwise they will not be able to mix after the three heroes of the demons.

"Hehe, the teacher was just joking, it's okay, let's wait. "I appeased the apprentices, don't think that this master is letting go of this old lady for a big meal or something, I am a master, do you understand? Immortal-like existence, I won't in the eyes of others, it's so pure and elegant, I won't be angry at all because of this little thing."

Zhang Lei was mad in the corner by the scene just now, what's wrong with my wife, hurry up and sleep, he wants to sleep if he doesn't sleep, the master seems to be a little angry just now.

Master Ben looked at Zhang Lei looking at me, and I returned with a peaceful and calm smile, indicating that it was no big deal.

The three brothers were relieved to see me, and they all found a place to sit down, staring at a middle-aged aunt was too much to look at.

Qian Fugui took out his mobile device and turned off the sound and began to play a small game on his mobile phone to pass the time, and Li Yingjun and Wu Shuai also came over.

In this way, we sat at Zhang Lei's house until 5 o'clock in the afternoon, summer nights always come very early, Master Ben looked at the sky, the afterglow of the sunset shone into the living room from the window, dyeing the room with a touch of golden red.

We tried to ask questions halfway, but this Comrade Hu Xiuqin just couldn't sleep, and the five of us endured it.

Ah, it's 5 o'clock, it's almost time to eat, Master Ben touched his stomach, and then came to the sofa and asked, "Are you asleep?"

I was so excited that I almost cried with joy, Li Yingjun and they also dropped their mobile phones and looked at it, Zhang Lei stood up excitedly, and his wife finally fell asleep.

"Master, don't speak, I almost fell asleep. Hu Xiuqin said impatiently.

The conscience of heaven and earth, for the first time, Master Ben had the idea of killing the human in front of him.

I stood up suddenly, stretched out my hand and pulled up the sofa Hu Xiuqin slammed into her neck with a knife.

Let go of her hand, Aunt Hu fell directly on the sofa and fainted.

"YES!" Li Yingjun shouted, the really couldn't bear it.

Comfortable, Wu Shuai's heart is now more comfortable than ever, Qian Fugui also stood up and picked up the gourd on the ground, he can finally appear, he should have done this a long time ago.

"Haha, it's a good fight, the master is doing a good job!" Zhang Lei excitedly clapped his hands with bloodshot eyes and said to us, it's finally done, he can't stay up if he doesn't sleep, the first time he saw someone beat his wife, he was not angry and was still shouting and cheering on the side.

Zhang Lei's words made the four of us all a little confused, this is your wife, you were knocked unconscious, but you applauded the person who beat your wife?

Since other husbands don't care, the master is not polite, "Little things, this is what we should do, and I don't know how long it will take to stay up if I don't sleep." ”

Let the three brothers find a comfortable position next to Hu Xiuqin, and I told a few people to help her in the dream, because the ghost can fall into dreams, and Taoism is still okay, but it is not very fierce.

Seeing that the apprentices were all lying down, I instructed: "You will pay attention when you enter the dream realm, everything in it is false, don't be afraid, the ghost will let it take advantage of it because the human heart is not firm enough, and don't fall in love with the war, you can enter her dream by locking the qi in your body to Aunt Hu's head, remember to go back quickly, you are hungry for the teacher." ”

Li Yingjun lay speechless for a while, I think the master is hungry This sentence is the point, and before he had time to think about it, he felt a numbness in his neck and fainted.

Wu Shuai raised half of his body, "Master, please you this time, can you do it lightly?"

Master Ben pounced, and his left and right hands hit Wu Shuai's neck at the same time, and Wu Shuai in front of him twitched and fell to the side.

Is it his last again? Qian Fugui looked at the tragic images of Li Yingjun and Wu Shuai when they passed out, and couldn't help but think of the time when they were looking for the contract spirit, and the chrysanthemum was still faintly painful.

Holding the chrysanthemum with both hands, Qian Fugui said weakly to Master Ben: "Master hit the neck this time." ”

"Oh, handsome, why are you awake?" Hearing my words, Qian Fugui propped up his hands and wanted to take a look, but was slapped on the head by me and fainted directly.

Stinky hi, let me hit you in the neck, do you have a neck for meatballs?

In Zhang Lei's shocked gaze, Master Ben lit a cigarette for himself.

Handing one to Zhang Lei, he took it carefully and hurriedly said, "Thank you, master, thank you, master." ”

Smoking a cigarette, Zhang Lei looked at the three masters who were lying on the side, and his heart trembled.