Volume 1 Hurry Like a Law Xianxia World Chapter 344 Sixth-Order Vibrator
King Kong Bodhi was snatched back by me in the end, no matter how unhappy Chun is, Ji Xiaoman has face in me, but King Lingjiao knows her noble surname, I only need a hint to make her family can't get off the ground for half a year!
I don't have the time or leisure to personally guide the work of storing the Nine Secluded Land Tribulations, so I directly submitted the Vajra Bodhisattva to Panchuan Zhenren, and asked him to be careful, if it can't be done, don't force it, how to say it's also a sixth-order magic weapon, it's a pity if it is accidentally damaged.
Mato Panchuan has repeatedly assured me that it is absolutely foolproof, and it seems that he is extremely confident in the magic weapon of this sect.
One more thought, and my mood was even happier. But my happiness is based on the pain of others, and I can't bear to look at the aggrieved little appearance of Zhaochun.
"Brother-in-law, let's go, cousin will take you to a good place~"
Asking Chun to listen to my greeting, he still couldn't raise his interest: "Just spare me, how can I be in the mood to go to a good place now." ”
I said I'll lead you to drink.
"Don't want to drink ......"
I said, "I'll take you to eat meat."
"No appetite ......"
I said I'll take you to the drug.
"Hi don't move......"
I said I'll take you to see the young lady dance.
"Not interested......"
"Undressed~"
"Let's go!"
He's married, it's time to fool around with him.
Brought Zhao Chun back to the secret stronghold, I drank a few drinks with him and ordered a few shows, our fairy children's eyes were red, and he looked like he had never seen the world, hehehe, the same as I did at the beginning~
I was playing happily, and Li Xi received a report from his disciple that Master Bao Jiang, the head of the Xingyue Sect of the palace, wanted to see me.
After Li Xi finished talking to me, I was stunned: "What's the matter?"
Li Shi shook his head: "It's not clear, the disciple asked, and Master Bao Jiang said that he would report to you in person." ”
I nodded: "Although the relationship between Xingyue and King Kong has eased recently, it is still a rival position in private. I estimate that he is competing for the limelight again this time, and it must be related to the sixth-order Star Moon Bodhi in Xichun's hands. ”
"The sect master's speculation is extremely reasonable, so do you see him?"
"I want to see him, but if he doesn't look for me, I have to look for him for this. Well... It's late tonight, and you tell him to see me in the palace tomorrow. Today's task is to bring the spring down the road with one mind!"
Li Xian ordered him to come back, and continued to cooperate with Luo Fatzi to tease me to call Chun, and drank a cup of Zifu jade liquid with a rich god like a jade pill, and watched the fragrant or psychedelic singing and dancing fairy music, and called Chun a little out of shape.
After all, he is a fairy child who has lived in heaven for thousands of years, and it is already a luxury to go down to earth once in a while. Now he lived in the mortal world, enjoyed supreme authority and mortal worship, and married a goddess, which he could not have dreamed of before. But today, all this made his cognitive limit broken through again, and he was completely crazy.
Although Zhao Chun is well developed, he looks like a cute boy in his early tens, his face is red when he drinks, his hair is messy, and his eyes are red and he has to enter to dance with female disciples.
Li Xian hurriedly persuaded: "Playing is fun, we can't play hooligans." ”
Luo Fatzi said that it didn't matter: "Since Shangxian is interested in playing, why not, our female disciples of the Drunken Immortal Building worship the Spring Shangxian the most, I'll arrange it!"
I gave Luo Fatzi a kick: "Don't be too careful, this is my brother-in-law, do you want my cousin to be a cuckold?"
In the end, we dragged Chun back to the house, Ji Xiaoman was scared enough when he saw Chun's appearance, I said that he was too drunk, and then pretended to be inserious and said: "You can suffer tonight." ”
This really made me right, and then I heard that Ji Xiaoman was tossed by Chun that night - he drank too much and almost vomited to death.
After this incident, Zhao Chun never drank with us again, and he didn't dare to mention the secret stronghold to anyone, and the matter of Vajra Bodhi being robbed by me was also gone, and the corruption target was really the best way to solve the problem.
In the evening, I went back to the Purple Mansion Palace, and Manrou had just finished a day's visit and condolences. Qingxue prepared a simple dinner, and our family of three gathered for dinner.
During the chat, Man Rou talked about what she had seen and heard that day, and fully affirmed the spirit animal training work in Dong Yidong.
Xichun also said: "Among these subordinates who are spoiled by the spring, Dong Lao'er is barely usable. ”
Manrou touched Xichun's face dotingly: "No one is as small as my family, you are the most well-behaved and capable." ”
Xichun was proud: "That's nature. ”
I saw that the atmosphere was very good, so I continued the topic: "Although Lao Dong is busy with teaching affairs, but what he is thinking about is the common people of Kyushu, I didn't believe it at first, but after getting along for so long, I found that he is really a compassionate person with the world in mind." If I have the chance, I hope to give him more power and take on more responsibility. ”
Man Rou smiled gently: "The husband is respected as the lord of Xianxia for half a lifetime, and it is the luck of the common people to have such wisdom and courage." However, the concubine also felt that the Winter Palm Hall was worthy of a great responsibility and could be promoted again. ”
I said it's a pity that there is no suitable position now, and it is not easy to be promoted.
Xichun made fun: "If you don't have one, you will withdraw one~ Hmm... Although Liu Chunyuan is useless, his wife is my mother, which can be regarded as some credit. Then remove Luo Fat Man or Li Shi, these two waste dim sum are not top of the bullshit, it is better to let Dong Lao'er be the bishop~"
Man Rou glanced at Xichun reproachfully: "Recently, there have been more and more things in your mouth that are not clean and unclean, and they are not in a proper manner. ”
Xichun bowed his head: "Madame's lesson is that the little ones pay attention to some ......"
I naturally can't agree with Xichun's proposal, their ability is not weaker than Dong Yidong, it's just that the status of the palace is low, and it is not easy to be recognized for any achievements, not to mention that they are still my friends and confidants, how can they be treated badly.
So I affirmed the achievements of the two of them in the bishopric position, and took today's Vajra Gate Panchuan real person to dedicate the top secret of the sect to the prosperity of the sect.
"Look at other people, they don't have any selfish and evil thoughts at all, they don't say that they are begging for merit and rewards, this loyalty is inseparable from Luo Fatzi's daily discipline. ”
Xichun was unconvinced: "The small hall and the small door, if you ask for benefits, you will be stripped away by Luo Fatzi." ”
I didn't like to hear this, but Manrou smiled coquettishly: "Xichun didn't wronged Bishop Luo, he is such a person." ”
"Hey~~" I knocked on the table angrily: "Luo Fatzi is my brother, you can't look at him with colored glasses, the person who can sign a contract with Lei Gong, no matter how bad the quality is, how bad can it be!"
The second daughter knew that I was protecting my shortcomings, and although she didn't care, she still held back her laughter.
I spoke for Li Xi again: "I know you have prejudices against Li Shi, but there are some things that are beyond his ability at the beginning, so we can't transfer our hatred." Besides, although he is young, he has a lot of credit, and he has only been a bishop for a few days, and he has also served the expectations of the people. Today, Master Bao Jiang of Xingyue Gate also asked him for his life, and he also wants to offer a treasure for me. ”
Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered and nervously asked Xichun: "Where is Xingyue Bodhi?"
Xichun's big eyes blinked: "What stars and moons?"
"Xingyue Bodhi, just the two walnuts you refined to the sixth order. ”
"Oh~" Xichun suddenly realized: "That ghost thing, I haven't been able to smash it, and when I saw it, I gave it to Ling'er to play." ”
"I'm a big deal! Sixth-order artifact, my aunt, you can send it if you say it? Give it to Lingjiao, is that stupid beep worthy of using a sixth-order artifact?"
Xichun pouted: "You are not allowed to scold Ling'er, Ling'er's claws are small, it is fun to hold walnuts and play, and it is willing to play." ”
I called: "Acquaintance, come here!"
I greeted for a long time, and then I ran over with a shrunk and said, "What does the sect leader command?" ”
I said you should throw the chicken leg in your hand aside!
Zhigen was seen through the mystery by me at a glance, and hurriedly knelt down to Man Rou Xichun in fright: "The two ladies forgive their sins, and the disciple is greedy......"
Xichun snorted and was about to reprimand, but Manrou stopped her: "How can a girl not be greedy, you still bring candied fruit and diamond quilts." ”
I said get up, I know that you steal your mouth every day, you don't bother to care about you, and you have an urgent matter to do it quickly.
Zhigen was shocked for a moment: "Sect Master, please command." ”
"You go to the Spirit Beast Training Base to find the Spirit Jiao, and give me Xingyue Bodhi to come back. ”
Zhigen was a little bottomless: "King Lingjiao is very willful, what if you don't give it to me?"
I gave her the dragon king's horn: "Order it with this treasure, no matter how capricious it is." Go and come back quickly, don't make any mistakes. ”
Zhigen took the order and left, Xichun was puzzled: "If you ask for it, you can get it back, why are you so nervous and anxious, and you can't lose it." ”
I said that the stakes were important and I couldn't be negligent, but I was secretly worried in my heart: once I drank and told me about using Tianchi as a vibrator to subdue the ancient beasts as a joke, and Lingjiao became very interested in this and asked me in detail about the knowledge of vibrators.
You said that this Xingyue Bodhi is now in the middle of winter, and it won't be used as a vibrator, right?
Forehead... I mean, how can I use it as a magic weapon!