""If you don't go crazy, you can't live the learning method"?"

"I'll go! Is this the legendary 'Demon Learning Cheats'?"

Nobita complained while looking at Er Yi with a strange look: "Are you sure that your way of learning, our kind of scumbag...... No, cancer patients will learn?"

"Learn as you go, teach and learn, do as you go, painless and no side effects...... Phew, Bah, Bah!"

Er Yi was almost taken crooked by Nobita, and glanced at him angrily and said: "Anyway, you can't be saved from advanced cancer, a dead horse is a live horse doctor, and you won't get pregnant if you try!"

His three brothers in bed, Xiaofu's academic performance is okay, although he is not a school bully, but his grades in various subjects are above average, and in the case of everyone advocating long live passing, there must be no problem in mixing until graduation, and it is a decent student template.

Besides, he is a fake rich second generation, and his family still has a little property, even if he can't find a suitable job after graduation, he can make a living by going back to inherit his old man's property, so among the brothers, he is the only one who does not worry about the future.

And Nobita is seriously biased, except for being unique in hacking technology, he only has the patience to learn in other disciplines.

And this guy is biased towards practical operation, not good at theoretical learning, obviously there are several professional courses, but you let him actually operate and he can complete it, so the make-up exam or something is a frequent visitor, every time it comes to an important exam, I can't wait to hack the teacher's computer, and steal the exam answers.

As for the fat tiger...... Fat Tiger won't talk about it, right?

He dedicated his study career to basketball, and spent the past few years in college patronizing and sweating on the court.

Obviously, you can rely on your specialties to graduate, but you can't think of being a good student...... The brothers don't understand why he took the computer science department in the first place, how good do you say you should be in the physical education department and be a special student?

"So I made a study plan for you, which is divided into several stages!"

"The first stage is the 'Rescue Cancer Campaign', which will help you make up for the lessons you have fallen behind, and evolve from 'learning cancer' to 'scum' level...... This stage is mainly for Fat Tiger and strives to be completed in a week. ”

"The second stage is the 'scumbag self-help plan', to help you master all the knowledge points, keep up with the progress of the existing courses, and evolve from 'scumbag' to 'students', that is, the ordinary student level of the general public, this stage is mainly for Nobita, and strive to get it within half a month. ”

"The third stage is 'self-sublimation of the students', to help you improve your learning progress, stand out from the general public, and become a good student with excellent character and learning in the eyes of teachers, this stage is mainly for young teachers, and try to complete it within a month!"

"The fourth stage is 'self-cultivation of Xueba', to help you solve the pain of learning, don't waste too much time on studying, so as to free up more time to do other things, this stage is mainly for Shu Meizi, the time is uncertain. ”

Er Yi knocked on the small blackboard that is usually used to scribble during the live broadcast with a serious face: "The fifth stage is 'Learning God's Ascension to the Heavens', helping you to learn knowledge while playing, so as to break free from the oppression of teachers, get rid of the shackles of school, and strive to apply what you have learned...... What is learning for? Isn't it just for fun?"

A group of people collectively sweated, this view is really strange.

But judging from the performance of Eryi during this time, it seems that it is really to learn for the sake of playing, and learning is to play better...... It's the same as when they work hard when they play games!

Fat Tiger, Xiaofu, Nobita They suddenly had an epiphany, if they want to play games, they are really not afraid of anyone, I think they cultivated immortals all night in order to practice the pressure gun, but the liver will not go offline for a week!

"Come on, face me!"

Nobita had a resolute expression: "What?"

"Don't worry, because you haven't mastered some of the learning skills of "Don't Go Crazy and Don't Live Learning", so you still need me to guide you in the early stage. ”

"For example, techniques such as 'psychological suggestion hypnosis learning method, subconscious sleep memory review method', so the first step we need to do is ......"

As he spoke, he took out a thick pile of study materials, slammed them in front of everyone, and said with a smile: "Endorsement! I need you to memorize all these materials in the shortest possible time and keep them in your mind, so as not to need to turn the books in the future!"

Fat Tiger The three of them sweated on the table, are you sure that with our brains, we can remember how thick this foot of learning materials is?

"Don't have too many of you!"

"This is a condensed version of the core knowledge points that I have worked so hard to sort out!"

"It includes all the contents of all subjects involved in the computer field in the three stages of undergraduate, master's and doctoral degrees, which is much less than the content that the teacher focuses on!"

Er Yi snorted: "As long as you memorize these contents, you will be much easier to grasp and put into use in the next stage! Then you can apply to Professor Xing for exemption, and we can start playing happily in the future!"

The little man flipped through the thick pile of information, looked at the dense small characters on it, couldn't help but feel a tingling scalp, and hesitated: "Two, are you sure we can remember?"

"Very good! You're to the point!"

"At this time, I need to explain to you the role of the so-called 'Ah Q Spiritual Victory Method'!"

"You first have to establish a belief that 'such a simple content, I can remember it at a glance, I can understand it when I remember it, and I will use it when I understand it'!"

"You have to believe that you are a theological master, you have to think that your IQ has broken through the sky, not 108, not 128, but 888!"

Er Yi nodded: "Hawking's IQ is only 160, you can simulate the operation of the universe in your brain, your IQ is more than five times higher than Hawking, it's not easy to learn such a thing?"

Everyone was speechless for a while, and I almost believed what you said!

"Okay, can you try it?"

"The next thing I want to do is to build your interest and self-confidence in learning through psychological guidance and suggestion, and hypnotize you into an efficient learning state!"

"Then, when your brain reaches the limit of its high functioning, you will naturally fall asleep, and then subconsciously learn what you have seen!"

Er Yi stretched out his hand with a smile, dropped a pendant hanging from the chain between his fingers, and shook it in front of everyone: "In this way, you can avoid the boredom caused by the boring learning process, and your learning effect will be improved hundreds of times, so as to achieve the effect of rapid learning!"