Chapter 119: The Royal Witch - Dong Kelan
"Your Highness, if you go slowly, you have lost your shoes three times, and the slaves and maids have picked them up for you three times. Tao Er Tao followed closely and has been following the mission of picking up shoes.
"There is so much nonsense, I stole the shoes from Dongchufan, can it not be big? Tell you to pick up the shoes three times all the way and break your mouth, and then speak, be careful of me with a big-eared scraper, and tell you to try the suffering of the world. ”
The 'lovely person' who spoke was Dong Kelan, who was galloping quickly in the alley dressed as a man at this time, in addition to the pink little mouth and the pair of water-cut eyes that flowed like black pearls, it was almost really obvious that it was his daughter's house.
Dong Kelan is very relaxed at the moment, and he is free when he leaves the Great Palace, and the sky outside is blue.
"Ah, what a fresh wind~" Dong Kelan walked to the small bridge and squatted down, sniffing the wildflowers by the river.
"Your Highness...... That, there's a lump of dung...... "Tao Er Tao pulled out an embroidered handkerchief from an ill-fitting men's clothes and stomped on the dog feces at Dong Kelan's feet in a low voice.
"Oh?" Dong Kelan looked at the dog dung on the ground stupidly, and after looking at it for a while, he pointed to the dog dung and said to Tao'er Tao, "You ate it." ”
"Your Highness......" Tao'er Tao's tears were about to come out in a hurry, gritting her teeth and not compromising.
"Okay, no kidding, we have to get out of Zi'an City before it gets dark, otherwise as soon as the notice comes, I will be arrested and married to the old man of Huaguo, I would rather die than obey!" Dong Kelan stood up, clenched his fists, and a pair of bright and clear eyes like stars and moons flashed with crystal tears.
"Yes, but can we really escape, Your Highness, if you are captured by the soldiers, you are fine, at least your life will not be in danger, and the slave and maid will probably die without a place to be buried. Tao Er Tao lowered her head and sobbed, her long hair stood up high, and the corners of her mouth were blurred by the two mustaches painted by Dong Kelan.
"So we have to speed up, if we are caught by our father, you and I are really dead, and life is better than death. Dong Kelan choked up, and originally wanted to cheer up and comfort Tao'er Tao, but she was attracted by Tao'er Tao, and she also opened her mouth and cried.
"Your Highness, I won't cry, don't cry, it'll be over after summoning the soldiers in a while!" Tao'er Tao sniffed, wiped the beard painted in ink, and carefully wiped her tears for Dong Kelan.
"When will I leave Zi'an City to go to Luoyang Pass, I want the second brother, I want the second brother to kiss and hug and hold high! They are all bad people, no one thinks for me, they are bent on marrying me to the old man, only the second brother loves me the most, I think the second brother ......"
"But the Second Highness already has a princess, and the princess is the same age as His Royal Highness, I'm afraid that His Royal Highness no longer kisses and hugs His Highness, but goes to make the princess happy. "Peach Peach pumped and said.
"You talk nonsense! If you don't shut up, you'll eat that piece of shit in no time!"
The more Dong Kelan cried, the more sad he became, but seeing that the sun was already in the west, he thought that he had no time to cry, and he really couldn't escape if he didn't escape, so he wiped away his tears, touched his face indiscriminately, looked at the city defense not far away, and took Tao'er Tao's hand.
"Tao'er Tao, we have to pretend to be a man and go out of the city calmly, don't show cowardice, otherwise it will be all ruined!" Dong Kelan frowned tightly, looking at the Zi'an City Gate in shock.
"Hmm!" Tao Ertao nodded obediently, and the two of them timidly moved towards the city gate.
"Steamed buns, freshly cooked steamed buns—fresh dog meat steamed buns—"
As soon as the two of them were about to walk, they smelled the hot air not far away and the fragrance came over, and Dong Kelan's stomach was aroused, and he escaped all the way without eating, and now he is extremely hungry.
Tao'er Tao also swallowed her saliva, and until now, let alone eating, she didn't even drink saliva, and now she is hungry and faint, I am afraid that if she doesn't stay at Luoyang Pass, she will starve to death just a few steps away from the city gate.
"Peach...... Do you have any money with you?" Dong Kelan's eyes lit up, staring at a basket of fragrant steamed buns.
"Your Highness, no...... left in a hurry, changed into the clothes of the Fifth Highness, and did not carry a money bag on him. Peach Peach hung her head.
"Then you go steal it. Dong Kelan stared at the steamed bun with wide eyes and swallowed his saliva.
"Your Highness...... When have we fallen to the point of being thieves, you are Your Highness, no!" Tao'er Tao sternly refused.
"So what I'm saying is, you go steal. Dong Kelan turned around and pointed at Tao'er Tao.
"It's too embarrassing for the slave to go, we are people from the Grand Palace, how can we steal?"
"Okay, Tao'er Tao, you turned the sky upside down, don't you listen to the master's words? Do you want this princess to pull out your teeth one by one and then inlay the dog's teeth in your mouth, tell you, if you don't steal steamed buns for this princess this time, this princess will marry you to Chen Si!"
"Your Highness, don't marry Chen Si, Chen Si is old and ugly, fifty years old, and the slave is still young, don't want it!"
"Chen Si's father!"
Dong Kelan's words made Tao'er Tao completely stupid, pinched the embroidered handkerchief tightly, her face was ruthless, her head was hard, and her heart was horizontal, and she agreed.
"Very good, I'll go to the front to talk to him to distract myself, you take the opportunity to quickly load two or three steamed buns, and when the time comes, we will divide it, you are half and I am one and a half, you can be regarded as blessed, go quickly!" Dong Kelan raised her leg and kicked the peach that was about to cry, showing her little tiger teeth, with a wicked smile on her face.
Tao'er Tao secretly approached the stall with tears in her eyes, but she didn't dare to move, so she asked the stall owner to pay attention, so frightened, Tao'er Tao ran back again.
"Your Highness, bear with us, when we arrive at Luoyang Pass, His Royal Highness will give us a full meal, there is no need to have such a meal. ”
"Waste! Look at me!" Dong Kelan stared at the steamed bun and said that he would get everything.
After that, Dong Kelan asked Tao'er Tao to pretend to buy steamed buns, and he sneakily ran under the stall owner's table and climbed in as soon as he slipped into it.
"How many do you buy?" asked the stall owner, looking at Peach's flushed face.
Tao Er Tao rubbed her hand behind her back and rubbed it vigorously, her palms hurt, and finally she let out a fart, "Well, there is a lump of dog feces on the bank of the river." ”
"Huh?" Dong Kelan listened to Tao'er Tao's words under the booth table, and almost couldn't help but go out and slap her big mouth.
"Huh?" The stall owner stared at Tao Er Tao confusedly, where had Tao Er Tao seen such a man in the market, his mouth was swollen round, tears fell, and finally he mustered up the courage, put his lips back in his pocket, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.
"What do I mean...... That dog feces was not pulled by the dog in your steamed bun before his death. ”
Dong Kelan was so angry with Tao'er Tao that she was angry, but it happened that the stall owner was also at this juncture, Dong Kelan stretched out her arm and grabbed a handful of steamed buns in the cage drawer.
"I'll just say goodbye, it's over!" Tao Er Tao cried loudly first, and when the stall owner took Dong Kelan out, Dong Kelan's shoes also fell to the ground, and was instantly pulled by the stall owner and shouted, "Little thief!
Tao Er Tao was stupid, sending it to the government was not just sending it to death, she collapsed on the ground and cried, Dong Kelan was also full of horror, her eyes widened and she silently shed tears, and the steamed bun in her hand was also clutched to death because of fright, and she forgot to let go.
Because Tao'er Tao's cry attracted a large group of people to watch the excitement, in this way, it was easier to attract soldiers, wouldn't it be impossible to escape.
"Look, everyone, it was the two little thieves who stole the steamed buns first, and they had to cry when they were caught! Send it over!" The stall owner screamed and frightened Dong Kelan, and his watery eyes stared at the big rough hands that were clutching his wrists, and there was only one thought in his heart, he couldn't be caught. Immediately, a row of small teeth opened and left a large bite on the stall owner's hand.
"Ahh
Tao Er Tao closed her eyes in fright, and Dong Kelan also closed her clear eyes.
"Boss, it's still a child, it's going to die so hard. ”
At this moment, a clear voice sounded in Dong Kelan's ears, and as the sound sounded, Dong Kelan slammed into a person's arms, and a gentle pair of big hands caught Dong Kelan, Dong Kelan opened his eyes, and then also knocked Dong Kelan's heart open.