Chapter Forty-Eight: Tianqiao Performing Arts!
The one person and one monkey who escaped, looking at the brightly lit Harbin City of H Province in the distance, did not stop and ran in directly like the wind, hiding in a small alley.
The high-rise buildings in front of him, the traffic was busy, which made Li Jing a little confused, how did the mortal world become like this, not far away, iron boxes ran quickly on the ground.
There is a spirit ape sitting in the iron box, it is simply unreasonable, is it a magic weapon?
"Brother Li, let's hurry up and find something to eat, I'm starving to death. Liu'er urged beside Li Jing, he hadn't been hungry for many years, but he didn't expect to be starving so uncomfortable.
Li Jing, who was surprised, was stunned by Liu'er's words, touched the dirty pants on his body, and said with some embarrassment: "Brother, did you bring silver?"
Silver!?Six Ears wagged his tail, scratched his face full of monkey hair, and said, "Silver, how do you think I can hold silver?"
Looking at the six ears in front of him with slick and bared teeth, Li Jing frowned and said: "How can we eat without silver, do we want to steal? ”
So what should I do, I can't starve to death in the mortal realm, if it weren't for you Li Jing, he would still have a magic weapon to cover his body, and now that he is naked, Li Jing still wants to starve him?
If you don't want to find a way, let's fight, Liu'er simply found a corner and sat down, this alley is sparsely populated, and it is difficult to see people when he goes out like this.
"Why don't you go out and make a relationship?" Liu'er grinned and thought that in the past, he always went out to make a relationship, and now he is kind to Li Jing, how can he repay him.
Let Ben Xian beg for food, daydreaming, Li Jing turned around and looked outside, and directly ignored Liu'er's suggestion.
The way to have no capital and make money, Li Jing frowned and recalled carefully, at this time, Liu'er unintentionally knocked over a broken iron basin in the alley, and made a clang.
With it, it is a very good way to make money, not to steal or rob to make money.
"Brother Liu'er, do you want to eat?" This method is mainly contributed by Liu'er, Li Jing plans to discuss it with him, and his smile is a little flattering.
Rummaging around the broken iron basin, Liu'er turned his head when he heard the words, and saw Li Jing smiling obscenely at him, and the golden retriever on his body exploded, what did Li Jing want to do?
Secretly defending, Liu'er nodded, thinking about eating, once Li Jing was in trouble, he would immediately fight to the death.
Li Jing didn't know what Liu'er was thinking, and said with embarrassment: "Brother Liu'er, can you make your body a little smaller?
Make it a little smaller? Liu'er was alarmed in his heart, this is to eat him, make it smaller to make his mouth better, there is no silver on his body, and he is unwilling to turn into a fate, and the food can fall from the sky.
"You don't have no money, how can you take me to eat. After a moment's test, Liu'er took a few steps back, keeping a safe distance.
Li Jing could only say what he thought in his heart, and the way was to go to the show together, so that he could make money with his ability, and it would not be too ugly to spread it.
And you don't need to have capital, and you can eat quickly.
After listening to Li Jing's explanation, Liu'er let down his guard, thinking that Li Jing was going to eat him just now.
The body bent slightly, and the six ears instantly turned into a little monkey about a foot long and a cute golden coat.
Li Jing touched the long black beard on his chin, and with a wave of his hand, the whole person changed his appearance, such a falling thing must not be spread.
Li Jing turned into an old man, full of wrinkles, his eyes were pulled, and his gray hair was tied into a blame.
"What do you do when you become an old man?" Liu'er is a little unclear, so, if you are an artist, you will be an artist, what does it mean that you have become an old man.
Smiling slightly, Li Jing picked up the broken iron basin on the ground, hunched his waist and said, "This kind of appearance can win more sympathy and earn more silver." ”
In the end, it is Li Jing, and he can think of this trick to win sympathy, and Liu'er is a little admired.
At the mouth of the alley, a man and a monkey showed their heads, carefully observed the surroundings, and when they saw that there was no one, they walked out of the alley generously.
A ray of morning sunlight illuminates the whole city, and people who come out to exercise come out of their houses to breathe in the fresh air.
On the flyover, people come and go, but today many people are gathered in a group, watching curiously.
Li Jing held a broken iron basin in his hand, banged the overpass, and said loudly: "The old man has just come to the precious land, and he is penniless, so he has come to play a monkey show for everyone to see." ”
Liu'er was stared at with his ears pricked up, listening to Li Jing's words, he almost died of shame, but he was hungry in his stomach, so he could only pretend not to understand.
"As the saying goes, rely on your parents at home and your friends when you go out! "In the end, it was mixed up in the world, and Li Jing's words turned out to be one set in a row.
It is human nature to be curious, and many people have been attracted to see how this old man performs.
Seeing that everyone was coming, Li Jing walked behind Liu'er, leaned down and moved him forward, and put him in front of everyone.
"I'm a spirit monkey, I know human language, and I'm very powerful. Selling it to everyone, Li Jing said to Liu'er: "Little monkey, turn over and fight." ”
rolled his eyes, six ears were red with a monkey face, and in front of everyone, he turned over on the spot, but fortunately his face was full of hair so that no one found it.
"Awesome, can you understand the real fake? Someone in the crowd said in disbelief
Li Jing made a look, and Liu'er could only do so, and turned over two heels in a row.
When the crowd saw it, they immediately applauded.
The person who spoke just now took out twenty yuan and threw it into the broken basin, this is an old artist with ability, and he can't take out a few dollars.
Looking at the fluttering banknotes, Li Jing was a little confused, but he didn't speak, thinking, what does it mean to throw a piece of paper in, it's okay to give a copper coin.
"What other skills do you have as a monkey?" Just look at the somersault, it's too pediatric, do you have any real skills.
Li Jing thought of the previous artist, hehe, smiled, and blurted out "Crush a boulder in your chest, swallow a sword in your mouth, and breathe fire." ”
The crowd was shocked by Li Jing's words, what the hell? A skinny monkey that is more than a foot long, performing a big stone on his chest, swallowing a sword in his mouth, and breathing fire?
After the shock, the whole crowd was boiling, because it was an old artist at first glance, so they didn't think much about it, and they all said: "Come one!
Listening to the compliments around him, Li Jing was a little floating, and said loudly: "It's a pity, I didn't bring a guy." ”
It was true that he did not prepare a big stone and a long sword, and Li Jing was a little embarrassed.
"Cut, what kind of chest broken boulder, I see this old man is bragging. There was a lot of talk in the crowd.
"That's it, I thought it was an old craftsman, but I didn't expect it to be a fake. Someone next to him echoed
"Let's go, let's go, there's nothing to see. "Some people are planning to stop watching.
Li Jing looked at a piece of waste paper in the basin, how could the plan fail like this, and yelled: "Wait, you may get a big stone, if you get a performance on the spot." ”
A big man, with a big gold chain around his neck, heard Li Jing's words, and immediately asked the little brother next to him to go to the stone, and ordered the whole to be stronger.
"Old man, don't say that I don't give face to the junior, I let people find the stone, if you can't get it, don't blame me for turning my face. "As a gangster, Dahan is very disgusted with these old liars, but if it is true, he will give the old man a thousand yuan, and he should pay a compensation.
Li Jing said solemnly: "Even if you find it, if you can't smash it today, the old man will climb down from this bridge." ”
The fierce conversation between the two made more and more people gather at the scene, and they asked what happened.
It didn't take long for the two younger brothers of Dahan to carry a sledgehammer under their arms and carry a piece of concrete of at least more than 80 catties onto the overpass.
"Old man, there are no big stones, and the same is true of this concrete, if you succeed in the performance, the benefits will be indispensable to you. After speaking, he asked the little brother to put the things next to Li Jing.
Under the gaze of everyone, Liuer lay directly on the ground, feeling the weight of the stone on his body, and did not go to his heart.
After putting the concrete, Li Jing pretended to put it into the palm of his hand, spit on it, and picked up the hammer to smash it down.
There was an exclamation from the crowd, and the big man looked at the monkey under the boulder and hurriedly said: "You monkey is dead, it's none of my business, it's all your willing, everyone has to prove it to me." ”
"It's okay, don't worry, it's nothing to do with you. Li Jing waved his big hand and smashed it down amid the exclamations of the crowd.
"Bang!" The sledgehammer and the concrete collided and immediately split in half.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the little monkey crawled out unscathed.
"Good!" came from the crowd, and they all applauded the old artist.
The big man came to him, looked carefully, the concrete that was broken in half, did not find any hands and feet, and was convinced, took out his wallet, took out the big bills, counted ten pieces, and respectfully put them in the broken basin.
"Look, it's really concrete, this little monkey is really godly. A young man was closer and exclaimed.
Some people who admired it in their hearts began to throw money into the broken iron basin.
Li Jing looked at the colorful waste paper in the pot, and the iron pieces were a little confused, what is the situation, and he still doesn't give money like this? How can a copper coin buy a steamed bun to deal with, why do you give him some waste paper?
Li Jing felt that he had to make a big move, and he had been busy for several hours, and he still hadn't even mixed up a piece of silver.
"Everyone, this is not the most powerful, the little monkey is best at King Kong, no matter how you hit him, he will be fine!" After Li Jing finished speaking, he picked up the sledgehammer in front of everyone and smashed it towards Liu'er's head.
Some timid people quickly closed their eyes and couldn't bear to look at them directly, it was too cruel, this old man abused animals.
The bold ones saw that the hammer smashed on the little monkey's head, and with a muffled sound, the little monkey didn't have anything to do.
The eyes of the people who saw it were about to fall to the ground, and it was an illusion just now.
Liu'er pursed his lips in his heart, this Li Jing can't make money, he wants to open his scoop on the spot, right?
Seeing that the audience didn't speak, thinking that it was not powerful, Li Jing rounded the big hammer, and smashed it down with three hammers.
It was the big man just now who came back to his senses first, and hurriedly stopped: "Old man, enough is enough, you light, isn't it just money, we will give it." ”
Throwing more than 8,000 pieces in the leather bag into the broken iron basin, the big man hurriedly ran away with his younger brother, this old man is too scary, more ruthless than their gangsters, the sound of the big hammer falling in the wind, he is close, he can hear clearly.
Everyone saw that the old man was too ruthless, hurry up and give some money, the monkeys have been abused like this by him, give more money, buy some good ones for the little monkeys, and do evil in the last life!
Throwing away the money, many people ran away without looking back.
Li Jing and Liu'er, who were holding a load of colorful waste paper, were a little confused, looking at the crowd that was gradually dispersing, they could only helplessly take a pile of waste paper, planning to find a place to hide, and then they had not eaten after working for so long.