Volume I: Earth Rebellion Fanwai: Chinese New Year's Eve
Years ago cleaning
"Jun Ling, get up!" Yang Zixuan shouted loudly downstairs.
"Hmm!" Jun Ling's head poked out of the bed, his hair was unkempt, he rubbed his eyes and said, "It's only six o'clock! β
"What's six o'clock? Don't forget today's work. Yang Zixuan didn't know when she stood outside the door, and said angrily.
"Yes, yes. Jun Ling got up and dragged his sleepy body into the bathroom, and the cold water splashed on his face made Jun Ling sober up a little.
"Take it. Yang Zixuan handed Jun Ling a sickle and said, "Go and clean up the weeds in the yard for me first." β
"Okay~" Jun Ling yawned.
Jun Ling walked into the yard, looked at the weeds all over the yard, and quickly cut it with a sickle.
"Hmm!" After a while, Jun Ling frowned as he looked at the results that had not been effective, and a small flame lit a weed on the ground and burned it to ashes.
Jun Ling was very satisfied when he saw it, this will be much faster, they are divine beasts, why do they have to clean so decently, why don't you take a shortcut?
The flames in Jun Ling's hand condensed, and countless flames burst out, and the flames instantly covered the entire courtyard.
The wind suddenly rose, and the flames drifted outward.
"Ahh
"It's miserable, this is my sister's favorite piece of clothing. Jun Ling looked at the purple dress that was burned out of a small hole in front of him, and covered his face with his hand, indicating that he couldn't look directly and despaired.
Jun Ling's eyes rolled, thinking about how to solve this trouble.
"Why don't you find a pit to bury!" Jun Ling thought about it, and directly picked up a shovel and dug a pit.
Jun Ling quickly took off the dress, just put it in the pit, buried the pit, and quickly sprinkled grass ash on it, until it was no different from other places.
Jun Ling hummed a little song happily, looked up at the hanger, and was stunned - he actually took it wrong, he buried a good one, his sister's second favorite dress.
No, he decided to destroy the corpse, Jun Ling dug out the dress in the pit again, and the whole dress was no longer in shape and could not be washed.
Jun Ling took down the other dress, the small flame in his hand, rising, as long as it burned, everything was fine, he could lie to his sister and say that he didn't see it when he came out.
The flame on Jun Ling's hand was no more than a few millimeters away from the dress.
Jun Ling suddenly felt a murderous gaze on his back, and when he turned his head to look, Jun Ling instantly broke out in a cold sweat.
I saw Yang Zixuan with a black face, a murderous green light in her eyes, and a palpitating black gas all over her body.
"Hahahaha! Sister, you're early!" Jun Ling smiled awkwardly.
"You're early, too!" Yang Zixuan smiled, picked up the broom in her hand directly, and rushed directly towards Jun Ling.
......
Jun Ling stood in the living room, clutching his aching buttocks, like a child making a mistake, next to a broom that had been broken in half.
Chinese New Year's Eve memories
"Bing Ling, when you came to my house on Chinese New Year's Eve, didn't you want to come? Yang Zixuan asked.
"I'm angry when I talk about it. Han Bingling said a little unhappily.
"What the hell is going on?"
"At that time, Junling's big pig's trotters came to my house, and they dragged me away directly, and said domineeringly that we would go on a date, which made me happy for a while!"
"So it's not that you're angry that he's dragging you away, it's that he's lying to you about going on a date. Yang Zixuan asked with a smile.
"Of course!" said the cold ice spirit.
β_β "Sure enough, the angry points of girls in love are different from ordinary people.
"By the way, how do you know that Jun Ling is going to take you to his house later?" Yang Zixuan asked.
"It's not that Junda Hoof said that he leaked his mouth, but when I asked him where he was going, he said that he kept it a secret! I was so curious at the time! So I used some small means, and I knew. Ice Spirit said proudly.
"β_β? Yang Zixuan was really curious.
"Cough!" Han Bing Lingqiao blushed and coughed lightly: "At that time, it was just a beauty trick." β
β(ΰΉΚΜ Π΄ ΚΜ ΰΉ)!!!β Yang Zixuan was shocked, she didn't expect Bing Ling to use the beauty trick, and it was obvious that Jun Ling was still eating this set, and she was caught off guard by this full of dog food.
"Then you didn't run away immediately after you knew?"
"Of course there is, but at that time, Junda pig's trotters directly made me weak!"
"......" knelt down and begged not to stuff dog food, Yang Zixuan really wanted to cry without tears.
"Wait a minute. Han Bingling seemed to react to something, slapped the table and shouted: "What a big pig's trotter, I was deceived by him again." β
"β_β? What's wrong. β
"When I pressed him, I was halfway down the road, and I ...... Cough...... By the time of the little tricks, he had already walked nearly three-quarters of the way. Han Bingling gritted his teeth.
"Ahem, so you've been tricked by Jun Ling again. Yang Zixuan was really a little speechless, too, how could the Ice Spirit Little White Rabbit be the opponent of Ling Da Bad Wolf.
Maybe Jun Ling calculated everything when he went out, who called Ling Da Bad Wolf to know the Ice Spirit Little White Rabbit too well.
"Damn, next time I'll have to come back. Han Bingling gritted his teeth, his expression soft and cute.
"Uh!" she thought about whether to tell Bing Ling to forget it, when had she ever played a routine to play Junda Bad Wolf, she wanted to persuade her to be kind, but after thinking about it, if Jun Ling knew about it, then she would become as kind as an angel, because she became an angel.
Dinner
Jun Ling and the others were pitifully homeless, so they could only go to Bingling's house to stay.
"Ahem! It's only past 1 o'clock, and it should be too late to prepare the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner!" Yang Tianyu asked.
"Of course it came in time. Lin Xue said with a smile.
"Then I'll help. Yang Tianyu said.
"Uh...... I am responsible for being industrious and capable, and you are responsible for being beautiful like a flower. Lin Xue looked at Yang Tianyu and persuaded him.
Jun Ling and Yang Zixuan hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, Dad, you will be responsible for being as beautiful as a flower." β
There is no way, if he is allowed to help, Bing Ling's kitchen will be destroyed, yes, his destructive power is so great.
β_β "Didn't he blow up the kitchen a dozen times and hurt them in the hospital seven or eight times, as for it?"
Also, is that a good way to describe a woman? What does a big man want to be as beautiful as a flower?
"What kind of expression do you have? Let me tell you, Yang Tianyu, if you dare to go into the kitchen, you won't have to go to bed today. Lin Xue grabbed Yang Tianyu's ear and said.
"β_β" Everyone was speechless, but they didn't expect Yang Tianyu to be a strict wife.
"Ice Spirit, you just sit on the side and wait for me to perform. Lin Xue turned her head and smiled at Jun Ling and the others.
When I opened the refrigerator, I saw that there was little to see pitiful.
β...... I'll go out and buy something first!" Lin Xue said.
Han Bingling stood up and looked at the refrigerator and said, "This, this and this can be made into a dish, and then Jun Ling and I will go to the back of the Heavenly Realm Lake to get some ingredients." Zixuan went shopping. β
......
Behind Lake Ivana.
Five-pointed stars hang in the shape of emerald trees.
"This is a starry sky?" Jun Ling was stunned, he didn't expect that there were so many cherished ingredients in the Shenxuan Continent here.
"Over there, is it Cui Lingzhu on the ground?" Jun Ling looked at the emerald blue bamboo on the ground and exclaimed.
"On the tree over there is the Wuti Buddha Spirit Fruit. The Ice Spirit pointed to the five fruits of different colors connected together on the tree not far away.
"On the other side is the Flame Pattern Nirvana. The Ice Spirit pointed to the fiery red, phoenix-like flower path growing on the ground.
"On this side is the Ice Tip Xuanrong Grass. The Ice Spirit pointed at the solid ice on the ground like a spear, exuding a cold aura, and small pointed ice cubes were suspended in the grass around them.
......
Han Bingling took Jun Ling around the entire garden and introduced many rare and exotic fruits, and Jun Ling was a little skeptical about life.
"No wonder you look so pretty. Jun Ling pinched Han Bingling's face and smiled.
"What does that mean?" Han Bingling was puzzled, did all this have anything to do with her beauty?
"Bingjian Xuanrong grass, eat too much natural ice spirit cute, eat too much flame pattern Nirvana flower natural skin white and red, eat more Buddha spirit fruit naturally has aura, eat too much starry sky natural eyes like starry eyes...... All in all, if you eat too much, you are the darling of heaven and earth, and you will be given all the good things. Jun Ling was talking nonsense with a serious face.
"......" Han Bingling's face was as red as fire, and his heart was beating like thunder, did Jun Ling grow up driving a flirtatious machine?
Jun Ling smiled slightly, Bing Ling's reaction was too cute, Jun Ling's handsome face leaned in, grabbing Han Bingling's cherry lips.
This taste really made him hidden, and he couldn't eat enough.
......
After Jun Ling and Han Bingling got the ingredients and went back, Lin Xue and Yang Tianyu's eyes were all teasing, and the red and swollen lips were too obvious!
Han Bingling blushed shyly, and pinched Jun Ling's waist fiercely, it was all this villain, always bullying her.
Jun Ling grinned in pain, this little girl was really ruthless.
......
Happy New Year, Jun Ling and several people gathered around for a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.
Chinese New Year's Eve short paragraph
Ice Spirit's home.
"Jun Ling and Bing Ling, the three of you actually ate the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner together and abandoned us. Dongfang Yang said with a look of grievance.
"~_~" Everyone looked like they were ignoring him.
"We need to care for children with intellectual disabilities. Leng Yuxuan said coolly.
"Leng Yuxuan, I'm going to bite you, woo~" Dongfang Yang said with his teeth and claws.
"Close the door and let the Oriental dog go. "Ouyang Aotian said.
"You ...... (; ΜΰΌΰΊΆΠΰΌΰΊΆ') I want to live with a smile. β
"You don't have to laugh, you can cry. Li Yuyan said coldly.
"......" Ignoring you, Dongfang Yang turned his head arrogantly.
"Sister Bingling, are you and Brother Jun a family? Isn't the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner a family reunion?" Ouyang Yanxue asked.
"......" Han Bingling blushed, she really didn't expect this.
"It's okay, my mom agreed anyway. Jun Ling smiled evilly.
"You...... What are you talking nonsense, though, ah! What the hell am I talking about? Han Bingling covered her pretty red face and turned her head shyly.
β_β" Everyone was speechless for Jun Ling, who could sprinkle dog food at any time.
"Let's go out and have fun!" Yang Zixuan asked, not looking for a reason to change the subject, she was worried that they would be supported by dog food.
(Author's note: The new year has begun, here is the reincarnation to all readers and friends to say Happy New Year, Wishing you prosperity, all the best, good health.) New year, new beginning, Jun Ling and Han Bingling and others will spend the new year with you. οΌ