Chapter 0200 Real Hammer Self-Proof-1
“...... Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother!"
Er Yi suddenly woke up from his contemplation, and looked up blankly: "Huh?"
"What are you thinking? I didn't respond to your screams!"
Shu Meizi saw Eryi with his chin interlocked, staring at the bag of xiaolongbao in front of him with a serious face, and didn't know what he was thinking, so she said funny: "Eat it quickly! Otherwise, the little steamed buns will be cold in a while!
As the one who is most familiar with the learning state of the second one.
It's not the first time that Shu Meizi has seen Eryi, and she will fall into a state of daze inexplicably, so she doesn't care, she just thinks that he is looking at a bag of xiaolongbao blankly, and his serious face is very cute, so she can't help laughing.
Speaking of which, this is the first time I have seen the second senior brother look at the food in a daze, and in the past, he would directly pounce on it and gnaw it.
"Oh oh oh!"
Only then did Er Yi react, grabbed the small bun and stuffed it into his mouth.
The dinner with Eryi joining, usually ends relatively quickly, from the time he started eating to the time Shu Meizi got up to clean up the empty bags on the table, it was only two or three minutes before and after.
A group of people who still had one in their hands or half a xiaolongbao in their mouths all looked at Er Yi who wiped his mouth with a tissue with a tissue.
Seeing that they were all staring at him, Er Yi hugged his fists and said, "Accept it!"
"Let's go!"
A xiaolongbao held by Tong Youyan's chopsticks fell on the table, rolled twice and fell from the corner of the table!
didn't wait for it to land, but it was bitten by Erha, who was just waiting there, and he didn't chew it, and he swallowed it after stretching his neck.
Then he patted Tong Youyou's face with his claws, because he was wearing tight shorts, revealing a pair of round and tight thighs, which means: Is there anything else?
"Second Senior Brother, tell the truth!"
"I'm going to eat with you again in the future, I'm a dog!"
Tong Youyan gritted his teeth and "clicked" to fold the disposable convenient chopsticks in his hand!
Ke Eryi glanced at the airbag she had placed on the dining table, and snorted coldly, "I don't want to talk to a fat pig-like Pikachu!"
Tong Youyan was stunned for a moment, not understanding, but when he found a table of animals, his eyes were all focused on his chest.
As soon as she looked down, she realized that she had gotten up early this morning and wore a cute little tight-fitting shirt printed with a cute yellow mouse.
But the problem is that if a girl with a normal figure wears this cute T-shirt, Pikachu's cute red face will be located on both sides of the chest, which looks very three-dimensional, sexy and cute.
But when I changed my childish face to wear, Pikachu's face was stretched horizontally without knowing that it was hair, so that it became the expression of "embarrassment", and it was obviously more than two or three times fatter than other people's Pikachu, so it ......
"Ah!! I'm going to scratch you to death! How dare you call me fat?"
Tong Youyan almost didn't blow up the airbag, and he pounced on it with his teeth and claws to fight with Eryi.
But she was quickly grabbed by Eryi's face and stretched out her arms to prevent her from continuing to get closer.
"Soul light!"
Tong Youyan angrily pulled Eryi's hand off his face, grinded his teeth and said, "Why do you keep scratching my face?"
"Nonsense!"
Er Yi's face was inexplicable: "Don't scratch your face, you let me catch that?"
"You catch ......"
Tong Youyan said half a sentence, looked down, and suddenly felt that it seemed that he had suffered a loss, so he stomped his feet frantically, and went back to the house to change his clothes angrily.
A group of animals who have never dared to speak silently gave a thumbs up and gave Er Yi a thumbs up, and sure enough, the second senior brother is the most ferocious!
After a while, Tong Youyan changed into a loose hip-hop shirt again, and held a stack of new T-shirts printed with various Pokemon in his hand.
This is the last time she went shopping with Shu Meizi, because she likes these cute things, so she has the money to buy all the Pokemon styles willfully, but today I wore it for the first time, and I was ridiculed by Eryi, and I was angry and stuffed it to Shu Meizi: "Shu Shu, it's all for you!"
Holding a stack of unopened T-shirts, Shu Meizi depressedly picked up the top Pikachu and looked at it, and found that the Pikachu on the chest of the T-shirt had become wrinkled.
There was a commotion for a while, and Sister Chen also came to pick them up.
At noon today, we will hold a real hammer self-certification meeting, so they need to go to the scene a little earlier, mainly to test the chicken equipment.
The second one is simpler, he doesn't have special chicken eating equipment at all.
So I just went with my arms in my empty hands, and just found a computer on the spot when the time came.
When he was about to go out, Er Yi didn't know what to think, so he suddenly whistled and called the chicken leg over and put it on his shoulder, ready to bring it over.
When they touched the shrimp emperor, they saw that Eryi actually brought their pets with them, and they also wanted to bring Daha and Erha, but unfortunately the SUV that Sister Chen drove over couldn't fit so many people, let alone four big dogs, so she could only give up regretfully.
When they arrived at the scene, they were like no one, but they began to get a little nervous when they touched the shrimp emperor, for fear that they would not play well and smash their e-sports players' brands.
The self-proof rule is quite simple, and the two sides are in the form of a match with three wins in five games.
In order to verify whether Er Yi can use the various unreasonable marksmanship he used in the chicken eating video in actual combat.
Then, in the form of testing, several suspicious points in the video will be stripped out, such as 700-meter headshots, throwing guns and sniping mines, etc., which will be demonstrated by Eryi on the spot.
If he is on the scene and can't do the level in the video, it will be a real hammer.
However, the public relations of the public platform this time is also very powerful, not only signed a gambling agreement with the other party in a short period of time.
and sent a naval army to build momentum, shaping the image of Er Yi as a victim who was maliciously hammered...... Although it is, how can a child who can't cry have milk to eat, right?
A group of e-sports players are extremely bored to hammer a newcomer who is not a game anchor and has only played chicken once, and they also chose to sign a contract with the public platform at this point in time, isn't this a deliberate plot?
So the attitude of the public platform is also very tough, you can come to the hammer, the question is why are we being hammered by you?
After that, is it just that cat and dog, shouting that you are hanging, you can ask the main broadcast of the public platform to prove yourself?