What people generally want is often not particularly needed, and even after they have it with great effort, they will put it aside and never touch it in their lives.

Just like treadmills and ovens, young people like to buy one, and after buying, the role of the treadmill becomes a drying rack, and the role of the oven becomes a storage box.

So not everything is for everyone, and the experience is the same.

I also wanted to try the excitement of other people's bungee jumping, but I regretted it when I got on the jumping platform, and finally walked down.

Seeing that others had a promising future after taking the graduate school entrance examination, I also went to take the exam, and after working hard, I found that I didn't have that strength and endurance at all.

Seeing that others lost weight and went to lose weight, running stimulated the appetite, and in the end, the fat was not reduced, and I learned to drink.

saw that others opened the harem and went to open it, and made up enough 3,000 beauties to fill the room with peach blossoms, only to find that I had no happiness at all.

He received the holy decree from Pan Cheng from Guo Huangcheng, and he asked me to do everything I could to eliminate the evil disease of the harem as soon as possible, otherwise I would be expelled from the city for the crime of "disrupting the will of heaven".

The Queen Mother summoned me again when I came back from the imperial study, and it just so happened that I also wanted to see her, and I was worried that yesterday's night of indulgence would make her disappear for a while, but I didn't expect her strength to recover so quickly.

I met the Queen Mother in Cining Palace, and I had a lot of things I wanted to inquire, but I also knew that I needed to work first and then ask for wages, so I took the initiative to go up on the spot, wanting to perform the Dragon Lost Dream Heart Sutra. The queen mother also saw that I was going to dedicate myself, and she didn't wait as she did in the past, but waved her hand again and again: "Spare the mourning family, I can't stand the toss." ”

"Huh?"

The young queen mother blushed and said: "You are a little conscienceless, I don't know why you were so rigid and stiff last night, so that the mourning family is about to fall apart, and it is difficult to move casually. ”

I'll just say, after practicing all night, the Wing Chun wooden stake will fall apart if you change it.

I am more adept at seeing a doctor, skillfully cut the pulse for the queen mother, confirmed the physical condition, I first wrote down the diagnosis results, this is to communicate with a foreign finger to establish the rules, the external reason is that any diagnosis results must be left literally archived, so as not to have any mistakes in the future to frame me for misdiagnosis, but also to establish a health file for the patient, so as to facilitate the comprehensive judgment of the physical condition of the patient in the future.

I held the pen, and I drove my wrist with a foreign finger and wrote, "The desire for room is excited, and there is a compensatory psychology, which leads to excessive longitudinal force and damages qi, blood, muscles and bones." In addition, due to the lack of communication and outdoor exercise, the mental state is sub-healthy, and there are iron deficiency anemia and allergy symptoms. ”

The Empress Dowager looked at it from the sidelines, and first sighed: "Xiaochunzi, you actually have such a good hand? ”

After seeing the diagnosis, she exclaimed like other patients: "Yes, yes, yes, great, you are really a miracle doctor, these are my symptoms." ”

Yiyang guided the use of traditional Chinese medicine, and prescribed several symptomatic prescriptions for the queen mother, and only after I put the pen did I laugh at her: "Lie down, the minister pressed the queen mother and touched it~"

What kind of relationship are we, it's a relationship that is together at every turn, although it's all an illusion created by me with my magic skills, but I have to do enough in this play, I can't be too restrained, otherwise it is easy to be suspected by her.

The queen mother snorted the dead ghost, and lay lazily and unguarded on the bed.

I took out a special tool and first gave her fire to heal her blood, and then I massaged her by hand.

I was not in a hurry to heal her, but took the opportunity to ask for confidentiality.

"Does the Queen Mother know about the harem?"

The Queen Mother snorted, and said with a lazy smile: "What are you doing? I dislike the old and decrepit Mourning family, and plan to find a new love?" I wanted to deny it, but she said: "If you really have such thoughts, you can behave well, and the Mourning family can help you match." ”

"Clams, you're not joking, are you? Even if you're joking, you can't make fun of the holy taboos. ”

The Queen Mother shook her head: "Our saint, is greedy and chewy, in order to completely bring in the role of the emperor, he followed the allusion and accepted 3,000 beauties at one time to form a harem, don't you know that his nature is not the kind of character that is obsessed with women, plus he is not like you in that regard, there is no outstanding ability, over time, except for the favored concubines, the rest of the ninety percent of the concubines and beauties have become poor people who lead the empty space and guard the empty room. ”

"People's hearts are unpredictable, loneliness is unbearable, this imperial city has been in the city for decades, can not be favored, can not set foot in the core, these nearly 3,000 harem beauties who can endure the temperament, accompany the saint to abide by the palace forbidden rules, so there are all kinds of absurd things that exceed the courtesy. At first, the saint was very angry, but after learning the truth and almost being organized by the 3000 to organize a big parade, he had to lift the punishment and relax the control, and in the future, for the affairs of the harem beauties, only the peripheral management was strengthened, as for if they have the ability to make things happen, as long as they are not blatant, they will turn a blind eye and get by. ”

I sighed, Pan Cheng revealed some of these things to me vaguely, but not as detailed as the Queen Mother. I understood the key: "In this way, he is actually very taboo about this matter, but the ugliness of the family can't be publicized, so he has been aggrieved." ”

The Queen Mother sighed: "But isn't it, if this thing gets out, it will be too embarrassing, then again, which little prodigal hoof do you fancy to?"

I told me that I had just received the Holy Decree, and that the Holy Lord was in a hurry to go to the doctor, and wanted me to deal with the chaos in the harem.

After hearing this, the Queen Mother also couldn't cry or laugh: "Then what are you going to do? What kind of panacea will be used to quench their desires and make them honest?"

I sighed: "I have this kind of formula, and the Holy One should mean the same, but it is too inhumane to suppress people's natural desires." Now that the DPRK has been reformed and opened up, are we not allowed to unleash our true nature? Is the feudal imperial system not as advanced as the concept of the DPRK?"

"What you say makes sense, so what do you want to do?"

I said that I can't say it for sure, no matter what means are used, it is best to go to the scene first to see the actual situation.

At this point, I am also ready to wrap up, decompose an internal force into a subtle and untraceable body, and slowly inject it into the body of the Queen Mother, and repair her strained muscles and bones.

The Queen Mother snorted comfortably: "It's so comfortable~ I can't just think about that when I call you in the future, I will be tired and you will take care of me, what should I do if I am tired of you~"

I said in my heart that I'm not tired at all, it's just that sitting next to you and watching you splash around with all kinds of props is quite annoying.

"Okay, this matter of the mourning family will help you share your worries, don't you want to go into the harem to have a look, tomorrow the mourning family will take you in. ”

I was surprised: "Is this going to work? As far as I know, even you can't just take men into the harem, can you?"

The Queen Mother turned her head sideways and winked at me: "What are you afraid of, aren't we also here to share the worries of the saint, besides, as long as you disguise yourself and don't be discovered, it's not a big deal, who would dare to interrogate the mourning family." ”

Things really developed as simply as the Queen Mother said, and the next day she announced that I had entered the palace again, and when I arrived at Cining Palace, I asked me to change clothes with a little eunuch.

The Queen Mother pushed my bangs back, and said with a satisfied smile: "Okay, this white and pure, saying that you are a new little eunuch, no one will doubt it." ”

Do I look so feminine?~

The status of the Empress Dowager is transcendent, second only to the Emperor in the entire imperial city, but she does not have more legitimate rights except for the necessary responsibilities and powers in the rituals and temple rules, but even so, no one dares to provoke her. Sanctity is inviolable, nobility cannot be desecrated, in these two aspects, she is no worse than Guo Huangcheng as the emperor. The Queen Mother usually uses this privilege to govern the unknown imperial doctors, as long as she goes to the emperor and mentions it casually, Guo Huangcheng, who has a strong sense of substitution, will be unlucky for the felony of offending the Queen Mother's Tianyan.

A group of eunuchs followed, and I followed closely beside Luan Jia, all the way to the harem. When the eunuchs and palace maids who came and went saw us, they knelt down and saluted, and they looked trembling as if they had seen the real Chitose Empress Dowager, which really made people unable to distinguish the illusory reality.

The Queen Mother lifted the sedan curtain and said to me: "Remind you, don't reveal your true body when you get to the place, it's not an ordinary place, if a man enters by mistake, it is very dangerous." ”

Seeing that she was serious, I was warned: "How can you say this?"

The Queen Mother smiled evilly: "Don't be curious, be careful that curiosity kills chicken~"

Aren't you curious about killing a cat? How did you kill a chicken? Oh~~ I understand, she is afraid that I will fall into the mouth of the tiger and be divided by the 3000 lonely beauties.

The trip is not in a hurry, the distance is not far or close, half an hour's footsteps, going around the east and west are almost confused, Luan driving finally stopped.

Ouchi Harem, the legendary forbidden place, the dream place of countless men has finally arrived.

The Queen Mother got off the Luan car, and I immediately stepped forward like a personal eunuch, raised my arm and walked in casually by her.

Passing by the garden of flowers and leaves, walking through the corridor of carved beams and paintings, you can see from afar that there are palaces adjacent to the courtyard, there are flowers red willow green swallow thin ring fat in and out together, the sound of the swallow warbler enters the ear from time to time, so it is not provocative.

The Queen Mother held my hand and grabbed it hard, and reminded in a low voice: "I told you to be calm, be natural, and don't bend your waist so low." ”

I squeezed my throat and responded, "No, no." ”

"How?"

I straightened up slightly, and the Queen Mother looked at me down, and immediately realized, and said with a smile in her eyes: "So spirited, why don't we go back to Cining Palace first?"

Farewell, farewell, go back now, I'm afraid I won't be able to get out until the sun goes down.