H City, J Province, China, as the top metropolis in the world, people's life rhythm is very fast, and there are people busy 24 hours a day, but I am different.

"Feifeifei, I'll definitely be able to fly out this time. "I waved my arms back and forth vigorously, made a flying shape, and prepared to jump down from the third floor, but unfortunately our place was made like a prison, the windows were sealed and sealed, and I couldn't get out at all, I could only look at him blankly, this stupid shortage, how could people fly? You are not me, only I can fly with a great power like me, who is hidden in the city.

Looking at the piles of people on the other side, the self-proclaimed literary master of the Mediterranean Sea is full of satisfaction, reciting his proud work to a few people in front of him: "The sun is really bright during the day, there is no light at night and it is dark, the sky is gray during the day, and the sky is also gray at night, good poetry, good poetry." ”

After hearing this, several people next to him applauded, "Yes! ”

"Awesome!"

"That's right, I adore you so much. A man with a snot said dumbfoundedly.

I sat in my wheelchair and listened to the conversation of these idiots, and a sense of helplessness rose in my heart, this is where I am now, and it would not be strange to say that I have been staying for a long time.

Gently pushing the wheelchair under me, I whispered to a few people: "This is also a poet's words, and the master also has a special poem to offer ugliness." ”

It's really fake, but a certain literary master who thought of this poem for a long time looked at me with a look of surprise.

Touching the mustache at the corner of my mouth, I smiled coldly and mocked: "Just your two broken poems, listen to me." ”

"Then I'll listen to you. The literary master nodded

"Cough!~" I cleared my throat and recited aloud: "Baotu Spring, Spring Baotu, three streams of water, light goo, goo goo, light goo!"

Mediterranean and his three younger brothers were stunned by my eloquent recitation, and needless to say, I could see the reverence on their faces for me out of the corner of my eye.

"Worthy of Master Wang Ji, the artistic conception of this poem is very good, making people feel that the beautiful scenery of Baotu Spring has appeared in front of them. Nodding seriously, the master of Mediterranean literature continued: "As the so-called meeting old acquaintances in other places, it is also a great blessing in life to be able to taste poetry with Master Wang Ji here today. ”

That's right, this is me, my name is Wang Ji, you can call me Xiao Wang.

Wait, this doesn't seem right, let's call me Xiaoji.

In the future, it is good to call me Master Wang, but then again, this master is 23 years old this year and has not yet married a wife, has a strong body, has a car and a house, has a beautiful girl or a rich woman who needs treatment for infertility, please call me and make you get rid of the disease, and you will be happy.

Since it is not convenient for me to go out, please leave your address so that you can come to the door at the next door.

"Master Wang Ji?" Seeing me talking to myself alone, the master of literature swayed in front of my eyes with a shiny Mediterranean hairstyle.

"Well, this master just went out of the world to chat with Taishang Laojun, what did you just say?"

The master of Mediterranean literature bowed respectfully and leaned into my ear and whispered: "Master Wang Ji, please accept me as an apprentice, you know astronomy, you know the earth, you know five hundred years ago, and then you know that my daughter-in-law is out of the wall, I have long wanted to see you, but you always can't come out of the special care room, and our gang really can't see you." ”

After saying so much in one breath, this fat man doesn't have any gasp.

Wait, what the hell did he just say that his daughter-in-law came out of the wall? I looked at the master of Mediterranean literature in front of me with a confused expression, and looked carefully at his greasy bald scoop, as if I had thought of something.

About two months ago, I was bored downstairs and telling people

"Master Wang Ji, can you help me see, how is my life?" said a middle-aged greasy Mediterranean fat man wearing a uniform blue uniform squatting down and cautiously facing me

I carefully observed the visitor, wanting to see something on the plate of his greasy face, and after stretching out my hand and pinching my fingers to calculate, I began to brag nonsense, "Your Excellency is full of heaven and the earth is round, and he is a blessed person." ”

Not everyone can enter this place, and the monthly cost is 5,000 oceans to start, so I casually asked a few perfunctory words: "Have you been having trouble with everything lately?"

"Master, you are a real spirit, how can you be so accurate. Looking at my handsome face in surprise, the fat man continued: "My name is Li Dazhuang, isn't it my family's business, she has come to see me recently, and there is always a man by her side." ”

Glancing at the fat man, if you are doing well, what are you doing when you come to me, I can't panic when you are full, I look like a master and blow: "Heh, as expected by this master, I will tell you that there is someone outside your house." ”

"Huh?" Hearing what the master said, Li Dazhuang exclaimed, grabbed the hair on both sides in disbelief and pulled hard, and shouted with a cry: "She has someone outside, I'm a mother~! ”

If you have it, that's all you have left, and if you exert a little harder, you'll be completely bald.

Interrupting the fat man's crying, I lifted Erlang's legs and checked the flip-flops on his feet and said contemptuously: "What is the manly husband crying about, this matter can be broken by the master." ”

As soon as he heard that the master could break it, Li Dazhu immediately stopped crying, hugged my thigh and said loudly: "Master Wang Ji, you must break it for me, I can't leave my mother-in-law." ”

Alas, I sighed softly, I am me, different fireworks, phew, it is a different immortal, it is so compassionate and compassionate, I can't bear to let this family fall apart.

Well, I'll cross him today.

I made up my mind and leaned into Li Dazhuang's ear and whispered: "In this way, you ask for leave to go out, and then pretend, like this, like this, give him a good blow." ”

"Can this work?" After listening to my arrangement, Li Dazhuang looked at me suspiciously, can this make her wife change her mind?

"Don't worry, it's going to be fine, your daughter-in-law will definitely be dead to you in the future. I patted Li Dazhuang on the shoulder comfortingly, and I said very confidently, you have to believe in this master, and sincerity is spiritual.

Moved by my serious expression, Li Dazhuang nodded fiercely and said to me firmly: "Well, I understand the master, you just wait for my good news." ”

"Go, this master still wants to play chess and drink tea with Zhou Gong, so I won't leave you, come and see me again when the matter is done." "I'm too sleepy, I didn't rest well yesterday, and the slightest sleepiness hit, I was going to take a break, so I ordered the eviction.

I slept after Li Dazhuang went upstairs with a thousand thanks, but since then, I haven't seen Li Dazhuang, and I didn't expect to meet him again today.

"What's going on with your daughter-in-law?" I asked suspiciously, but in fact, it was still immoral.

The master remembered, and Li Dazhuang immediately said excitedly, "Master Wang Ji, but I finally look forward to you, thanks to you for the last time, my daughter-in-law lives with me now, and she doesn't go out on weekdays, so she no longer worries about someone outside." ”

In the office, the doctor in a white coat stood cautiously to the side and accepted the reprimand of the dean

The dean is about 60 years old, with shiny silver-gray hair, and the whole person looks serious and serious.

"That one is called Li Dazhu, you have to show me tightly, this time the above criticized me by name, if you don't do it well, you will fuck me off. Angrily, he picked up the document in his hand and slammed it on the desk, and the entire corridor echoed with the dean's angry words.

"Li Dazhu has been performing very well some time ago, who knew that he would go crazy as soon as he went out. The reprimanded doctor whispered a little aggrieved

"You still have the face to tell me that you are doing well?!!" The dean's face was flushed with anger, "It's okay to hide behind the curtain of your house and catch the adulterer, and you also forced the Xiang who had been prepared for 3 days to the adulterer?"

It's unbelievable to think about it, but the people in this courtyard can do anything, and it's not very strange about this.

The dean continued: "I also let her wife watch from the sidelines, my God, I poured it for 3 hours, and now you are satisfied, we have one more patient here." ”

It turned out that Li Dazhuang listened to Wang Ji's instructions, and quietly stored Xiang in a plastic bag for three days, and when he returned home from leave, he didn't contact his daughter-in-law, but secretly returned home and found a place to hide.

Li Dazhuang's daughter-in-law, who knew that this Li Dazhuang could go home quietly, and went home with her little man, but was caught by Li Dazhuang, who had been in ambush for a long time.

Don't underestimate Li Dazhuang, his name is really not called in vain, I saw him quickly rush out of the corner, and before the two of them had time to react, the brick in Li Dazhuang's hand slapped towards the heads of the two, and the head hurt, and they were all faint as soon as it was dark.

Li Dazhuang found a rope to tie the two of them to the chair and tied them up, and then splashed water on the two of them to wake them up.

"Li Dazhuang, what are you going to do?" Li Dazhuang's daughter-in-law exclaimed at him as soon as she opened her eyes, she knew that Li Dazhuang had a mental problem

"Big brother, big brother, what can we discuss?" The adulterer was a little white face with gold-rimmed glasses, and when he saw this posture, he hurriedly obeyed and said softly

Seeing the two begging for mercy, Li Dazhuang remembered Master Wang Ji's words in his heart: "Don't listen to what they say, you just need to follow the steps I taught you, and you can grow old with your daughter-in-law in the future, remember what you can't say more, you know?"

The expression of righteous words was deeply engraved in Li Dazhuang's heart, and he simply ignored the two who were struggling, and ran to the back and took out Xiang who had been preparing for a long time.

Holding aloft the red plastic bag full of sacrifices, Li Dazhuang began to dance on the spot as if he had smoked the wind, and muttered something in his mouth

"Heaven and earth are righteous, the hundred ghosts are scattered, feed him to eat Xiang, and punish the evil!" repeated three times in a row, Li Dazhuang shook his head with his hands and feet, and then opened the plastic bag with nervousness

A strong stench wafted from the bag, irritating the tied two.

"What the hell is this?" said the man with glasses who was a little disgusted by the stench, the smell reminded him of the smell of the stinky socks he treasured many years ago, this can't be Xiang.

"What's in the bag? Li Dazhuang, hurry up and let go of the old lady. Li Dazhuang's daughter-in-law struggled hard, but it didn't help at all, and the rope was tied very strongly.

Carefully reaching out and holding a little from the plastic bag in his hand, Li Dazhuang* said in a loud voice: "Evil animals are killed!"

After speaking, he shoved something in his hand into the mouth of the man with glasses.

Because the scene is too tragic, I won't talk about it here, anyway, the man with glasses wants to vomit when he sees leeks now, and Li Dazhuang's daughter-in-law has been strongly stimulated because she is watching from the sidelines, and now she can only be treated with Li Dazhuang.

"Now that the matter is done, then Master Ben is relieved. "Saved another family that is about to fall apart, Wang Ji, Wang Ji, you are worthy of being a great immortal.

Just as I was enjoying the adoring gaze, a male doctor in a white coat in the distance said to me, "No. 0444 Wang Ji, it's time to take medicine." ”

Dropping off the wheelchair under me, I rushed out like an arrow from the string, turning back to Li Dazhuang and saying as I ran: "Meet again, Master Ben still has something to do." ”

"No. 0444, if you run again, I'll lock you up. The white coat shouted as he looked at my distant figure

"Do you dare to give this kind of pill to this master? Let's refine the pill for a few more years and come back, it's bitter to death, eat it yourself." Without looking back, I ran upstairs.

This is me, a master who has attained enlightenment, a master who has compassion, a master who saves the common people and does good deeds without leaving a name.