Chapter 31: Reminiscences of the Past 1
Now that Wang Fang has come, I can't say anything more, Xianfan is not suitable for being together after all, I have been avoiding it for so many years, my fingers are a little white, Jade Emperor, the day of your death is coming.
The two worlds of mortal spirits have now been rejected by the fairy world, and the aura is now so low that it is outrageous, but the more they suppress it, the stronger the counterattack of the aura will be, and when there is no trace of aura at the mortal level, the majestic aura will break the seal, and then the master will go up and kill them without leaving a chicken and dog.
The corners of my mouth curled slightly, and I fell into a memory, but it was Wang Fang who hit me with her fair little hand before I came back to my senses.
"Master, you haven't eaten enough just now, come on, let's eat some more. Li Yingjun saw that the master came back to his senses, and immediately said good things.
Although Wang Fang knew that I had lived for a long time, he didn't know that I was an immortal, shaking his head, Master Ben scattered the thoughts in his mind, or forget it, just do what they do, a spell is played, and the opponent's hair can't be blown.
"Master, do you have something on your mind, leave it to our brother to ensure your satisfaction. Seeing that the master was always distracted, Wu Shuai put down the dishes and chopsticks and patted his chest
"That's right, what else can we not do for you, master for one day and father for life, we respect you from the bottom of our hearts. Qian Fugui sat on the carpet and said, his fast speed obviously didn't go through his brain, this was actually a true sentence.
"Ahh
In fact, after so many years, I still have a little regret, I really didn't have a brain to do things at that time, and I fought hard with those fools, and I also relied on my own strong mana and outstanding fairy power, completely forgetting that the Jade Emperor still has one, the Nine Dragons Jinyan Jade Seal given by the Heavenly Dao, and the Chrysostom can be deprived of the title and degraded to the mortal world as soon as the Chrysostom is opened.
"Are you really willing to be a good apprentice of the teacher?" put away the usual way of hanging a child, and a purple light shot out of my eyes, which made the brothers on the other side stunned.
Master, what are you going to do, it's not like your eyes are releasing lightning and thunder, and you're going to kill them.
"Yes!" I listened to the unanimous answer, and I looked at my brother carefully.
Although cold sweat broke out on their faces, they didn't show the slightest abnormality under my true eyes, and when he wanted to make a deal with Emperor Xuanyuan, he was also suspicious and had thoughts that he shouldn't have.
Could it be that their brothers are stupid and slow to react?
"Will you obey the teacher's orders?" I folded my arms and continued to stare at my brothers, waiting for their answers.
"A must. "Definitely!" "Yes!" the brother looked at the master with his eyes open, but the master's hand was really powerful, and his eyes could glow.
The real eye can see what they think, uncle, he actually thinks my eyes are shining so badly, I am so angry that I almost vomit blood.
After appraising for a long time, Master Ben came to a conclusion that these three apprentices were stupid and empty-minded, and there was nothing else to think about.
The strongest desire of the elder brother is to squeeze out the master's family and pit out the coffin.
"As a teacher, he is the first immortal in the fairy world, Jiuxiao Thunder Venerable. "Since these three apprentices are useful, then I will reveal the details to them, anyway, those old opponents know about it, and it doesn't hurt to tell them.
In a word, the brothers are stupid, whether the master is stunned, he dares to blow it.
After so many years of understanding, Wang Fang has already discovered that Wang Ji is not an ordinary cultivator, except for the spiritual cultivation of the spiritual path, which physical body will be immortal? What surprised Wang Fang even more was the news brought back from the spiritual realm, when the human emperor Xuanyuan was not yet unified, this Wang Ji appeared, and there was his shadow behind all kinds of major events in history.
"Xiaohua, why aren't you surprised at all?" I glanced at Wang Fang and found that her eyes were watery, and I didn't have the slightest surprise.
"No one knows you in the mortal world, but there are more people in the spiritual world who know you, and as long as I pay a price, I won't know your old man. The moist eyes rolled over, and he said a little shyly, no wonder Wang Ji didn't make a choice between them, it turned out that this was the reason.
Immortals are immortal, they are ordered by the heavens, and they are eternal, and they are just spirits who have obtained Taoism, not to mention their limited lifespan, and their cultivation is still very low.
Listening to the conversation between the master and the master, the brother realized a problem, what the master just said is true?
But if the master is really Jiuxiao Lei Zun, then their brothers are hairy, and these big thick legs can be hugged by us, immortals, even if it is a leg hair, the magic is boundless, and this alone is enough for the brothers to enjoy.
"Master, do you see you losing your hair?" Qian Fugui blurted out just thinking of this.
What do you mean? I said that I was Jiuxiao Lei Venerable, but you asked me if I lost my hair?
"What are you three thinking? I reprimanded the three of them.
Qian Fugui is also aggrieved, and he picks his hair so much, and the master is a stingy ghost.
How could Master Ben know his thoughts, if I knew, I would definitely kill this little fat man with a thunder curse.
"Didn't think about anything, master, do you need to comb your hair?" Wu Shuai curled up, lowered his head and whispered.
Li Yingjun looked at the master's mustache, and immediately thought about it, rubbing his hands flatteringly and saying obscenely: "Master, is it time to cultivate your beard, you are not talented, you are willing to cultivate your face for the master!"
Is this time to discuss the issue of Master Ben's hair? I! I! I am Jiuxiao Lei Venerable! Lei Venerable! Aren't you all curious and surprised?
"Master, do you need to rub your back in a bath? I can do this apprentice. Qian Fugui thought again, what kind of Jigong on TV, rubbing a mud ball ball on his body, it is an elixir for mortals, and now the ready-made immortals are their masters, and they have to taste this fat water first.
I said that I was Jiuxiao Lei Venerable, but you asked me if I needed someone to lose my hair and rub the ashes.
Angry, I stood up and gave everyone the back of the head, and in the midst of anger, Master Ben's intestines were unobstructed.
"Immortal, smell it. With a scream, Qian Fugui was about to get up from the ground and absorb the immortal qi of the Nine Heavens Thunder Venerable.
I rolled my arms and walked over to the three brains.
Under the education of the master's love, this brother finally stopped making trouble, and if he continued to make trouble, it seemed that I was going to become spiritual, and I would be angry and die in the rhythm of life.
"Alright, don't fight these three little dolls, tell me your plans. Wang Fang looked at the way the master and apprentice were fighting, the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, she hadn't been so lively for many years.
I sat back on the sofa trembling with anger, lit a cigarette, looked at the brother with a blue nose and swollen face, and said, "Where did the teacher just say?"
Nine Heavens Thunder Venerable, yes, this master is the first Immortal Nine Heavens Thunder Venerable.
The brother knelt neatly on the carpet, lowered his head and did not speak, and did not react at all.
Aren't you usually very clever?
"It's amazing! The master turned out to be Jiuxiao Lei Venerable. Qian Fugui lowered his head and said weakly.
"It's amazing. "That's great. Li Yingjun and Wu Shuai stopped squeaking after speaking.
Well, yes, I listened to the compliments of the three apprentices and nodded, and with a flick of the cigarette ash I said, Master Ben had carefully laid out the plan for thousands of years.
The aura of the mortal realm originally came from the Heavenly Dao, and everyone could cultivate into an immortal, but since 5,500 years ago, the Jade Emperor closed the immortal passage in order to maintain his rule, and I was dissatisfied with his practice, and he demoted the mortal world.
This master colluded, baa, baa, this master, together with Xuanyuan and the Yellow Emperor, defeated Chi You, and plotted against the Yellow Emperor, and finally let Xuanyuan dominate the world.
According to the master's personality, Emperor Xuanyuan must be bleeding profusely, and the brother knelt on the carpet and made eye contact.
Of course, Xuanyuan will not be so cheap for nothing, this master asked them to worship the sword in the hands of the Xuanyuan Emperor every day, that is, the Xuanyuan sword, after being worshiped and becoming a meritorious artifact, it was secretly hidden by this master.
was shocked, everyone present was shocked, even Wang Fang covered her ruddy little mouth and looked at Master Ben with a surprised expression.
Immediately afterwards, the brothers clamored to see the Xuanyuan Sword, Wang Fang shook one of the master's arms, and said softly: "Jiji, people want to see it too." ”
But I really don't dare to carry this thing with me, I have been arranging it for so long, just to wait for the moment when the aura explodes and the immortal channel opens.
"Let's arrange it in a few days, and I'll take a few of you to dig up the Xuanyuan Sword back. "I really can't stand being tossed, so I can only promise to take them to get the Xuanyuan Sword back first.
Is it buried in the soil for so long? Is it rusty, if you don't want to be able to play with the Xuanyuan Sword, our brothers can scrape some rust.
Looking at the admiration that everyone had for this master, I began to drift a little.
What's more, Dayu's measuring ruler for water control has also been taken away by this master, and what is Huaxia Jiuding, among which this master's favorite sun-shooting bow and sun-chasing boots are also collected.
The brothers' eyes glowed green when they listened on the ground, and defeating the landlord Lao Cai was their only thought at the moment.
"Master, have you used up so many artifacts? The Jade Emperor is a ball, you only need to give the apprentice a magic weapon, and the apprentice will destroy them. Li Yingjun straightened his back, and his eyes shone towards me, and he said righteously.
When you say it, can you kid wipe the saliva off your mouth?
But these things are really good things, I also took a lot of effort to get it, I remember that Dayu was beaten by me full of bags and had to hand over the appearance of the measuring ruler, so far vivid.
Wang Fang was moved by what he said, but he didn't expect that the person he had liked for so long would be so rich and secretly get his hands on all the legendary artifacts.
Actually, these are just my idle and boring collections, I always feel that I was demoted to the mortal world because the Jade Emperor has a treasure, and we have to get some support for the scene ourselves, otherwise if we hit the fairy world, it will definitely be this master who suffers.
As a result, I took one and wanted to take it, and in the end, the two worlds of mortal spirits were offended by this master, and when I went out, they were all enemies, shouting and killing at me all day long.
As for my injury, it comes down to the aura, after the aura was sealed, it was used a little less, and the master's cultivation also fell again and again, and once it was finally blocked by the tricks set up by the ghosts and immortals in the spirit world.
But fortunately, Master Ben escaped with his injuries, and because the injuries were not light, he didn't have time to hide the treasure, which is now the copper coin sword in the cloth bag.
Oops! Qian Fugui slapped his thigh, but their brothers had seen the copper coin sword, and they thought it was some kind of tatters, but now their intestines are repentant.