Chapter 126: School Council
Knowledge changes fate, this sentence is simply the truth, don't believe it, look at the recent news, there are many more people who have gone to school than have not, and the more educated the more things are.
So I can't teach students culture, that's harmful to them, my school philosophy is to let students get together in their youthful years, experience some early love ~ school violence ~ friends against each other ~ sisters tear up, these essential experiences, and then pay the tuition fee, it's enough. As for what you learn, it doesn't matter, it's said that the more cultured you are, the more trouble will happen.
The point is, I don't have anyone under me who can teach cultural classes.
I called a few heads of rotten garlic to the nourishing heavenly group, and looked at the ashamed faces, day by day, every time I had a special problem that they needed to solve, they must have put this stinky face on me, just like Cronn came out.
"Today is the first school council meeting of the noisy comprehensive technical school, I hope you will take the initiative in the face of problems, do you still have to call me one by one?!" I asked the Oiran who had joined my disciple not long ago: "Look at how you look like a dog, can't you teach cultural classes?"
Oiran was full of pride when she talked about this topic: "When I went to school, I would have dealt with suitors, and I didn't have time to study, and I didn't even graduate from elementary school." ”
As soon as I heard that she hadn't graduated from elementary school, everyone in the audience with an average of 9 years of compulsory education puffed up their chests and raised their heads.
The podiatrist Erwolf couldn't help but blow a wave of pride: "Then you haven't even learned algebra, right? It's the course called mathematics in your elementary school." ”
The big hooligan Xiao Ou was also proud: "Then you haven't even studied politics, have you? It's the course called ideology and morality in your elementary school,"
Game madness Qifeng is even more proud: "Then you haven't even learned physiology and hygiene, right? Oh, you haven't developed in elementary school~"
Where do these guys get their sense of superiority?
Oiran sneered disdainfully: "What if you haven't studied? After dropping out of elementary school, I directly killed Bai Fumei to become the CEO and reached the peak of my life." ”
Dongfang Fuqin whispered to Jason, "What is the CEO?"
Jason is a Chinese expert, and he is not very proficient in his own culture, including language, so he replied for a long time: "XO is a kind of tsk, tsk, so young to become a wine Mengzi, this girl is too loser." ”
I interrupted their exchange: "Brother, please be serious, okay? The matter of running the school has begun to be implemented, and someone from Little Macau will help me go through the process, and now what I need is a few reliable teachers, we have to be able to start classes, otherwise people will not keep us." I don't have to worry about professional courses, my brothers have the ability to take care of their families, but cultural courses are compulsory in the education sector of small Macau, no matter what you teach, you have to let students keep up with cultural classes, which is also the legal law of the country, otherwise our school will not be able to do it. ”
The second wolf muttered: "I'm okay with algebra, I don't have geometry below the second year of junior high school, and I can barely teach ......."
I wondered, "Can you teach?"
"Able to communicate ......"
I sat on the bed and hit him with a pillow: "Let you teach students, who especially needs you to communicate with students?!" I picked up another pillow and asked Xiao Ou: "Didn't you just say that you studied politics?!"
Xiao Ou had a bitter face, as terrible as if he had just killed someone: "I have also studied the Fa, and I am not a hooligan yet." ”
After Xiao Ou finished speaking, I dropped a pillow, and Qi Feng took the initiative to say that he didn't wait for me to speak: "Physiological hygiene, I can do it!"
"You can do your uncle, is physiology and hygiene a special cultural class?!"
I asked Dongfang Fuqin: "How do you say that you are also from the army, you have to be somewhat educated, right? and you have been a mercenary, I don't believe that you don't know foreign languages!"
Dongfang Fuqin glanced at the American big man Jason: "He can't, why should I ......?"
I was furious: "What kind of international mercenary are you doing if you don't know foreign languages?!"
Dongfang Fuqin died: "If you don't know foreign languages, you can't be an international mercenary, so many people who make movies can't speak foreign languages, aren't they all international superstars!"
My eyes lit up: "Eh, you can teach philosophy with your mouth and stubbornness." ”
"Can I?"
I pulled the head of the bed off and smashed it: "Why do you really believe it?!"
After a discussion, in the end, there was really no way, but to let Johnson of the fighting nation teach Russian, his mother tongue is quite good, the difficulty is that he is illiterate, typical illiterate, there is no way, can only have a speaking class.
After arranging the most difficult cultural classes, it is much easier to arrange the teachers of leadership positions and professional courses.
"Dongfang, you are the legal person of the school and the honorary principal. I don't need you for the time being, so you can just take care of the school for me. ”
"Jinbao, you are the director of the discipline office, you bring all the 100 brothers of the noisy Tai Chi, arrange security and cleaning work for them, as well as the supporting commissary and canteen in the campus, the Internet café bar and game hall, and the low-rent housing theme hotel for students in early love, they are all in charge. ”
"Xiao Ou, you pretend to be a student to enter our own school, responsible for the king, Dongfang will take care of you in terms of system and discipline, your task is to ensure the underground order of the campus and firmly hold me in our own hands!"
"Xiaohua, although you want to go to school with me, but in order to improve the employment rate of the teachers of the alien, you also have to hang a major, the curriculum can be looser, just teach one session a week, you can take three women's self-defense subordinates to the past as teaching assistants, I set you a major is "Modern Women's Social Positioning", the name is taken by me casually, to put it bluntly, it is to teach girls how to deal with all kinds of injustices and various problems against women in society. ”
Oiran smiled and said, "This is exactly what we are doing, and the teacher has bothered." ”
"You have to do it well, there is another thing you have to pay attention to, there are rules in small Macau, teachers are not allowed to smoke, you must quit smoking. ”
As soon as Oiran heard that he had quit smoking, his expression immediately dimmed, and he snorted violently in his mouth with a cigarette pouch in his mouth.
I ignored her and continued to arrange: "Big wolf and two wolves, you two also have to accompany me to enroll, I found that Beitai Technical School said that it was fair, and it still has special care for the supernatural, and I am more relieved that you two and Oiran will follow me." In order to meet the employment rate of the Alien, you two also have to take a spare job as a physical education teacher in our own school. The major of physical education is relatively special, it is in the middle of cultural courses and professional courses, and it must be established without considering repetition. Like Oiran, usually arrange someone to substitute for the teacher, just show your face a week, if you two really have a good idea, you can also try to implement, it is best to make some achievements, reflecting the comprehensive value of the whole school, and people will help to protect us. ”
The second wolf said that he understood on behalf of the big wolf, and the big wolf continued to squat in the corner of the wall and scratch his scalp.
"Qi Feng, you are the main professional teacher of the new school, and the major you want to teach is called "The Practical Role of the League of Legends King Glory Skills". ”
Qi Fengle blossomed: "Great, now I am studying the actual combat of game skills by myself, and I don't dare to tell others, for fear of being regarded as a neuropathy, just become a professional." ”
I nodded: "It's okay to communicate and research with students, after all, it's a new major, but you have to prepare well for classes, and don't let students think that you are unprofessional." Little Macau Technical School also has its own audit team, and we must be staring at us openly and secretly, and we can't let people seize the handle, saying that we are the children of laymen who are misleading people by opening professions. ”
"Boss, don't worry!"
"Then I, I will be a professional lecturer of "Routine Anti-Fraud", but the relevant courses will not be open to the public until the second year, I have to use this gimmick to hang the technical school, and I will not teach unless I have to, I don't want to have a conflict with the nursing home. That's the case, is it clear to everyone?"
When everyone else was clear, Jason raised his hand and asked, "Boss, what should I do? I can teach Mandarin and Chinese history, I'm an absolute expert in that." ”
I expressed my relief and felt pity: "No, brother, you can't go with us, we are a family in small Hong Kong, and we can't be the shopkeeper." ”
"All the information materials of the Little Hong Kong Fight Association were sent by me to Yami in the inhuman center to help her accumulate performance. On the industrial side, I'm going to transfer the mutants from Baozi Street and hand them over to run it. And you want to stay in Little Hong Kong as my representative, be fully responsible for the production and sales of SMAN health care products, and stabilize the debt collection army as much as possible with revenue, I believe that with your talents, you will have the opportunity to create a miracle, with the platform of SSM Group, pay off all the debts of the Fighting Society!"
Jason was stupid, his whole face was red and black. Just because I heard that I wanted to quit smoking, Oiran, who was also hit hard, took out a box of thin-stick cigarettes from my bag and handed it over: "Smoke slowly?"