Chapter Twenty-Eight
Drunk Taoist Chief, Xiaoyaozi, Lu Yin, and white-clothed scholars talk about the mystery of Wudang Tai Chi Kung Fu in the backyard.
Drunk, the Taoist chief played a basic dance step of the Tai Chi sword, the sword flying, swinging the sword and slashing, collecting the sword, all in one go; Two rituals give birth to four elephants, and four elephants give birth to gossip. Tai Chi is the yin and yang of heaven and earth, mutual restraint, self-contained, today to teach you Tai Chi swordsmanship, in fact, are all around you, a grass and a tree, a bird and a beast, all run through the balance of yin and yang, we just take its essence to cultivate ourselves. ”
"Dao Chief, hearing you say this today, I really have a lot of knowledge. In the past, my understanding of Tai Chi stayed on the Yin and Yang Fish diagram, hehe, it seems that I will slowly comprehend the broad and profound Tai Chi in the future!" the scholar in white hugged his fists and smiled.
"Dao Chang's Tai Chi Sword Technique is really exquisite, and it is an eye-opener for me. Hehe, I feel that Tai Chi is more suitable for us girls to practice, which can overcome rigidity with softness and resolve brute force. Lu Yin smiled.
Xiaoyaozi's knees bent down, his breath sank into the dantian, as he walked with the crane he slowly raised his hands, spread out his palms, and slowly swung his hands, his palms swung left and right to form a circle, a powerful air flow lingered around his body, and the air around him began to rotate, following his palm wind to swim freely, the fallen leaves all over the ground began to fly, and soon those fallen leaves formed a huge rotating leaf ball between his palms, he slowly took a deep breath, and the leaf ball quickly shattered.
"Wuji and Taiji, Taiji moves and generates yang, moving pole and static, static and yin, static pole complex movement, one movement and one static, each other is the root, and the yin is divided into yang. Male is yang, female is yin, yin and yang complement each other, so the yin and yang fish diagram is two fish connected end to tail, and the energy of the two fish is originally changing and rhythmic, in order to seek balance. Hehe, when you practice these basic skills of Tai Chi Sword and have a slightly better understanding, you will find more wonderful realms of Tai Chi. Xiaoyaozi closed his palms and smiled calmly.
"Thank you, Dao Chang, I will practice diligently!" With that, Lu Yin drew his sword and jumped up.
"Senior Sister Green, the master said that Senior Brother is back, and I want you to tell the kitchen to cook a few more dishes tonight!" Suddenly, a woman in white pushed the door in and shouted.
"Peony, I know, I'll go right away!" Lu Yin put away his sword, said goodbye to the drunk Taoist and Xiaoyaozi, and went to the kitchen to prepare Zhang Luo's meal.
"Could it be that the eldest brother's child is back, I'll hurry up and see this kid!" When the drunk Taoist heard that this Zao Wou-Ki was back, he immediately couldn't sit still, thinking that he would hurry up and take a look, thinking that after all, this was the only flesh and blood left by the eldest brother in the world, and he must take good care of it. Xiaoyaozi also ran over to see Zao Wou-Ki. The white-clothed scholar practiced swordsmanship there alone.
Chi Si Lie and Zao Wou-Ki were chatting hotly, and when he saw the drunk Taoist chief coming in a hurry with a smile on his face and a look, he immediately understood, got up and patted Zao Wou-Ki on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Second brother, this is the eldest brother's child Zao Wou-ki, when you fell into the cliff in the Battle of Fanling, the eldest brother Zhao Sifang died after blocking Liancheng Jue for us, he told me the address of his hometown before he died, and asked me to help raise his child." He is Zao Wou-Ki. He turned his head to look at Zao Wou-Ki and said with a smile: "Wuji, this is the second uncle, back then, we and your father were the three heroes of Fanling, and you have never met the second uncle." ”
"Second uncle, hello!" Zhao Wouji smiled and shook the hand of the drunk Taoist.
The drunk Taoist Master held Zao Wou-ki's hand tightly, touched his shoulder, touched his back, looked him up and down, and said with a smile: "Good boy, you have grown so tall! If there is anything in the future, just tell me and I will help you solve it. ”
In the evening, the green and the kitchen prepared a table of good dishes, everyone toasted and drank together, the drunk Taoist was the happiest, carrying the wine gourd, while drinking, while picking up the sword to dance in the front yard of the living room, for everyone to cheer up.
"Senior brother, it's so boring to dance a sword alone, I'll accompany you!" Xiaoyaozi also pulled out his sword and danced his set of swordsmanship, and sang the swordsmanship mantra in his mouth:
There are buds in spring, frogs in summer, and the sword travels the world!
Autumn yellow leaves, winter snowflakes, slash all the magic!
The sword is in the hand, the wine is in the mouth, and the sorrow is relieved!
Establish the world, build the soul, and sing the world!
Life is short, love is long, and it is difficult to remember, blindly solve the millennium!
Why bother to sigh and sigh every day,
And sell wine, sing and dance, slash demons, and pick up demons!
"Haha, the second brother is good for these two sips, the wine in the gourd, and the sword in his hand. Everyone, come on, eat, eat!" Chi Silie said with a smile.
"Hehe, it turns out that the second uncle's swordsmanship is so good! he will definitely follow it and study it hard in the future!" Zhao Wuji looked at the drunken Dao Chang and Xiaoyaozi's sharp swordsmanship, and couldn't help but feel intimidated in his heart, but he was also secretly happy.
"Senior brother, when did you start to be interested in martial arts, this is a bit different from you! I remember that in the past, the master always forced you to learn kung fu with a leather whip, and you said that your dream is to be a chef, cooking the most beautiful dishes while tasting all the delicacies in the world. Lu Yin asked curiously.
"Yes, I also remember that you love cooking the most, senior brother, and this time you seem to have suddenly changed when you come back. Hehe, I walked faster, and my body sat more upright......" the scholar in white smiled.
"Shibei three days, be impressed! Hehe, as your senior brother, I must play an exemplary role, and the little junior brother will be the first to stand up and help me with the fish intestine sword in the future! And the second uncle also promised to teach me the martial arts mastery, and I will definitely lead the group in the future! Master, do you say it's okay?" Zhao Wuji glanced at the fish intestine sword on the waist of the white-clothed scholar, stood up with a smile, and raised his wine glass to toast to the master.
"Hahaha, it's good! It's rare that Wuji is interested in martial arts now, I'm happy! I've done this cup!"
"Hahaha...... Master, your old man must support his apprentice to become the leader of the martial arts alliance in the future!Come, tonight, our master and apprentice will not get drunk and return!" Zhao Wouji smiled and poured a full wine for Chi Si Lie, and the two touched a few glasses together, Lu Yin and the white-clothed scholar felt a little foggy, which was completely different from the senior brother in their eyes in the past, and they were a little confused for a while.
"Haha, Wuji is so ambitious now!Okay! There is growth, there is growth!" Akasilie said with a sip of wine.
"What's the matter, you're smiling so happily?" asked the drunk Dao Chang happily as he returned from his sword.
"Second brother, it's okay, it's all trivial matters of Chen Sesame and Rotten Grain, hahaha, come and drink and drink!" Chi Si Lie poured his drunk wine glass and smiled.
Everyone was eating, drinking, and chatting, and soon they all got drunk, only Zao Wou-Ki was alone with red eyes, without a trace of drunkenness. The green people sent the master and the drunk Taoist into the room one by one.
Lu Yin blushed and was also slightly drunk, she patted Zao Wou-Ki on the shoulder and smiled: "Senior brother, hehe, I feel that you are not you anymore!"
"Senior sister, you drank too much, if it weren't for your senior brother and me, then who else could I be?"
"I don't know, it's just like you've changed as a different person. I feel that you are hazy, confused, a little bit of a foggy feeling of looking at flowers, hehe......" Lu Yin waved his hand and sat down on the chair.
"Senior sister, you drank too much. Zao Wou-Ki said with a smile.
"Huh...... Senior brother, I remember that you taught me how to look at a person in the past, do you remember those words?" Lu Yin blinked tiredly, and said slowly.
"How could I forget? Senior sister, remember: a person's character is written on the face, character is engraved in the eyes, the way of life is shown in the figure, the emotional ups and downs are expressed in the voice, the tutor looks at the posture, the aesthetic looks at the clothes, the level looks at the shoes, and whether you fall in love can be known by eating a meal. Zao Wou-Ki said solemnly.
"Then senior brother, do you still fall in love with tonight's meal?" Lu Yin wanted to vomit a little, and asked uncomfortably holding her stomach.
"Senior sister, you drank too much. I'll carry you back to your room to rest. With that, Zao Wou-Ki took the weak green yin to her room, closed the door, and went out.
In fact, as soon as Zao Wou-Ki returned to the extraordinary gate, he asked the firefly Yaksha to fly to the cell with some flower spores and handed them to Wang Badong, and spread the word that Wang Badong deliberately pretended to be crazy and stupid in the past few days, saying that the food was poisonous and he did not dare to eat it, and every time he had to throw these flower spores into the food, let them eat and see by themselves, and plant those flower spores into the stomachs of the people who watched in the cell of the extraordinary gate.
At night, Zao Wou-Ki went to a night market in the east of the city, changed his outfit, turned into a black-clothed masked man, took out a handful of buds from his arms, threw them into their mouths as quickly as possible, and chanted a mantra in his mouth: "Amitayus, take root and sprout! Periwinkle hair, I lord the world!" Those people's stomachs began to swell, their bodies began to twitch and stiffen, slowly foaming at the mouth, their eyes turned outward, their whole body stiffened, and a few Lingxiao flower vines came from their noses, mouths, ears, The top of the head was bloody and pierced, and a few blood-dripping Lingxiao flowers bloomed on the vines, the more bloodthirsty the Lingxiao flower vines grew, the taller they grew, they were lifted into the air by the tall Lingxiao flower vines, hanging with blood, looking at the past street from a distance, it seemed that a bloody rain had fallen, and the ground instantly flowed into a river of blood. The people who opened the store were so frightened that they almost collapsed, and quickly closed the door and turned off the lights. Zao Wou-Ki quickly shuttled through it, sucked up some people's blood, and quickly changed his clothes and sneaked back to the extraordinary gate.
The next day, about the bloody corpse jungle on the street of the night market in the east of the city last night, the city was boiling, Chi Silie heard it wrong, and felt that the east of the city must be a goblin, so he hurriedly took the white-clothed scholar and Lu Yin to investigate, leaving Zhao Wouji and the drunk Taoist to catch up with the old days. There are only two people with higher martial arts skills left, Dao Chang and Zao Wou-ki.
When Chi Silie rushed over there with the white-clothed scholar and Lu Yin, he found that the shops on the street east of the city were basically empty, leaving a few uncles and aunts who were sweeping the floor to discuss:
"It's terrible to die one by one!
"Look what they're doing!
"It's so uneasy here! Let's get out of this place!"
Looking at the bloody corpses all over the street, Chi Silie took the white-clothed scholar, Lu Yin, and Xiaoyaozi to stay at the four exits in the east of the city, secretly observed, and planned to give this goblin a turtle in an urn;
After two days, Wang Badong did as Zao Wou-Ki said, and sure enough, all the people who guarded him tasted those meals, and Zao Wou-ki's flower spores were planted in his body.
In the evening, Zao Wou-Ki took the initiative to cook, fried a few side dishes and invited the drunk Taoist to drink, asking his parents about the trivial things in the past, and at the same time asking the drunk Taoist about the secret of Wudang Mountain. The drunk Taoist saw that Zao Wou-Ki was so interested, and he talked with relish, his mouth was like a river, and he talked endlessly, while he was eating, and Zao Wou-Ki was pouring wine and waiting, and quickly poured the drunk Taoist chief down.
Zhao Wou-Ki saw that the drunk Taoist was already drunk, lying on the table, so he carried him back to the wing, let him lie down to sleep, went back and changed into a black dress, turned into a masked man, climbed over the wall and entered the cell, and recited the incantation: "Amitayus, take root and sprout! Periwinkle hair, I lord the world!" The stomachs of the prison guards swelled one after another, their bodies began to twitch and stiffen, slowly foaming at the mouth, their eyes turned outward, their whole bodies stiffened, and a few Lingxiao flower vines from their noses, mouths, ears, The inside of the head was dripping with blood, and a few blood-dripping Lingxiao flowers bloomed on the vines, and they died horribly one by one. Zao Wou-Ki took out the key from the guard, opened the cell, released Wang Badong, and asked the Firefly Yaksha to lead Wang Badong back to Qingfeng Villa overnight.
Zao Wou-Ki himself went back to the dining table and spilled wine on his clothes, drank another can of wine, was half drunk, and went back to his room to lie on the bed and fall asleep.
The next day, Peony got up to make breakfast, and when she saw that the guard who had gone to deliver food to the cell had not come to get the food, she ran over to urge, and as soon as she entered the man's lounge, her face turned green with fright, and the guard was lying on the bed, bleeding to death, and the vines of Lingxiao flowers were sticking out of his eyes, nose and throat. She was so frightened that she didn't dare to go to the cell alone, so she hurriedly ran to report that she was drunk Dao Chang and Zao Wou-ki, and everyone went to the cell to see that the guards were all dead, and Wang Badong had fled.
Drunk Taoist chief asked the peony to immediately fly the pigeon to pass the book to Chi Si Lie, who was catching demons in the east of the city, as soon as Chi Si Lie received the flying pigeon message, he regretfully beat his chest and sighed: "It's not good, we fell into the goblin's sound to attack the west, and divert the tiger from the mountain; the real purpose of the goblin is to rescue Wang Badong, the east of the city is just a bait to attract us over, the goblin is no longer in the east of the city, let's go back quickly." ”
As soon as Chi Silie returned to the Extraordinary Gate, he sternly reprimanded Peony: "Peony, you have been delivering food every day for the past few days, and what is wrong with the cell? How did this goblin come in?"
"Master, I don't know. The apprentice just listened to a few junior disciples in the cell say that Wang Badong always doesn't eat the cell these days, one moment is violent, and the other time he cries and shouts that the food is poisonous, he always says that the white-clothed scholar wants to poison him, he doesn't dare to eat these meals, every time it is the guard's junior brother who eats the prison meal in front of him, he eats it with confidence. Peony fell to her knees and replied in a panic.
"Xiao Mo, have you been to the cell recently?" Chi Silie asked loudly as he looked at the white-clothed scholar.
"Master, I have been practicing the fourth, fifth, and sixth forms of the Flying Fish Nine Styles since I came back, how can I have time to go to the prison cell? Why should I poison Wang Badong? This must be that he was instructed to frame me, and I hope the master will find out. The white-clothed scholar clenched his fists and said.
"Master, the little junior brother's analysis is reasonable, I think there is something strange, wait for us to find out. Zao Wou-Ki stood up to relieve the white-clothed scholar.
"Okay, Wuji, you can check the inside and out of the very door with Luyin in the past few days to see if there are any clues to be found. You must find the murderer and avenge your junior brothers!" Chi Silie said and walked away.
"Yes, master!" Zao Wou-Ki and Lu Yin said in unison.
Chi Silie returned to the room and paced back and forth, thinking to himself, "The three-story courtyard inside and outside the very gate, which is heavily guarded, how did this goblin sneak into the extraordinary gate?" And everyone was unaware, a group of disciples died without any fight, and the prisoners were robbed. ”
At this moment, the drunk Taoist knocked on the door and came in, he closed the door, sat down and said slowly to Chi Silie: "Third brother, are you still thinking about the goblin robbing Wang Badong? It's a pity that Wuji and I drank too much that night and fell asleep, and I still carried Wuji back to the room, otherwise I wouldn't let the goblin succeed easily that night." ”
"Second brother, what did you just say? You got drunk with Wuji that night, and Wuji carried you back to the room, how did Wuji carry you back to the room when he was drunk?"
"yes, no, no...... Third brother, you think too much. The drunk Taoist said as he spoke, waving his hands as if to overturn all the assumptions in his heart.
"Second brother, for the sake of the face of the eldest brother in the past, there are some things I don't want to say, Zao Wou-Ki is lazy and lazy, and he is lustful, his willpower is weak, and he has not dared to be interested in martial arts since he was a child; I'm worried about whether he's been bought by the goblins or has taken control of his mind and done something stupid. I hope you and I don't think it's right, wait and see what they find. Akasri slammed his fist against the wall and said indignantly.
Wang Badong returned to Qingfeng Villa, took a hot bath, pressed a motorcycle, had a good rest, saw his younger brother Wang Baxi come to visit, the brothers reunited after a long absence, drank a few glasses together in the hot spring, heard the scandal of the bat demon and Ding Lu, immediately became angry, lost interest, and hurried home.
As soon as Wang Badong got home, Ding Lu left and ran over to hug him enthusiastically, and said coquettishly: "Xiao Dongdong, you are finally back, I am finally relieved now, you want to die these days." If you have any mistakes, how can you call us orphans and widows to live?!"
"Alright! Alright, don't talk about the child, is it true that you and that ugly bat were in the Tongtian Gambling House?!" Wang Badong roared angrily.
"Xianggong, woo woo...... I take care of those finances in the gambling house every day, and I look at the account books every day, and I have to be busy when I get home, serving the little ancestor in our family, and I just put him to sleep. At home and outside the house, I'm so heartbroken, I don't even have time to play mahjong, how can I have time to go out and fool around? Xianggong, which blind bastard is talking nonsense there...... Isn't this sowing discord between our husband and wife!You tell me, I'm going to tear this little slut's mouth!" Ding Lu burst into tears, her tear ducts overflowed, and she felt like she hadn't done anything wrong.
"Alright, alright, I believe you this time! But don't have another time, these rumors are not good after all. Seeing Ding Lu crying sadly, Wang Badong hugged her and patted her on the back to comfort her. The evil love in this world is really ridiculous, but the mask of hypocrisy can flow out of the sadness of the world, which often catches people off guard.