Chapter 44 Dali Temple Detention Summons
Li Bai's head is big. Peter was stunned.
Yuxiu, you eat? Why did you add the bridge indiscriminately, you kid is still in the dark? You also claim to be the divine dragon raised by the ancestors, you are a god!
There was no show on the memory card in Peter's mind that Lulinka knelt down and kowtowed to follow to the death. How can he act? I think he is really Li Bai, just have a hundred poems about fighting wine? He is Peter, and he is a Li Bai of A goods.
A good show is about to be smashed.
It's too late to find Yuxiu accountable. Li Bai threw down Qingyun's reins in a panic and bent down to help Lu Linka. This big cannibal is also a tendon, saying Li Bai Li Gongzi Shixian brother, if you don't agree, the contemptible person will not get up. Don't just think that Datang is the first in the world, the people of Datang have no one in their eyes, if my cannibal knees look at the land, kneeling down is a high-tech screw from the Arab world, once nailed, it is not easy to pull out. Li Bai said, master, please get up and speak. Your assertion about screws is highly agreed. Today, only the Arab Empire can compete with the Tang Dynasty. However, as a citizen of the Arab Empire, how can your Excellency casually kneel down to a commoner of the Tang Dynasty? This is a matter that is detrimental to the national dignity, and Your Excellency should think twice. As long as you get up, you can say anything. Lulinka didn't believe his nonsense, and coaxed himself into tricking himself, but he didn't agree, can you have a rut? This Arab brother has been coming to our Datang for a while, and I don't know what else to learn, and the etiquette points of this kowtow can be mastered.
I thought that the addiction of a poet fairy was very strong, but I didn't expect this foreign friend to come to this set, at this moment, don't say that the poet is a poet, that is, the poetry demon and the poetry ghost are in battle, I'm afraid there is no trick.
Something even more disturbing happened. This was originally an official road, but it was a crowded section again. There were two young men in white who were of the same age and had the same extraordinary bearing, one knelt down to the other, and the one who knelt with his head like a chicken poking rice and kept kowtowing was still a foreigner, and then looked at the white-clothed man who was standing in a dilemma, the long sword at his waist was very eye-catching, wearing a light crown and a tight-fitting white robe. The sharp-eyed passers-by shouted, stepping on the iron shoes and finding nowhere to go, and it took no effort to get them. Isn't this the world-famous poet Li Bai? The poet fairy has appeared, look at the fire, our Datang poet has appeared, everyone!
This shouting is incredible. The crowd gathered in the dark.
"Li Bai was about to go on a boat, and suddenly heard the sound of singing on the shore, and the water in the Peach Blossom Lake was thousands of feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun to send me love. "Someone was reciting Li Bai's poems, and then shouted loudly, what a love and righteousness Li Bai, Wang Lun is my neighbor, just an ordinary person, Li Bai loves civilians, we love you!
"Tianmu even the sky to the sky, the momentum of the five mountains to cover the red city, the rooftop of 48,000 zhang, this wants to fall southeast tilt······ Ni is the clothes and the wind is the horse, and the kings of the clouds come down one after another. The tiger drum returned to the car, and the immortal people were like hemp. Don't go, when will you return? and put the white deer between the green cliffs. You have to ride to visit the famous mountain. An Neng broke his eyebrows and bent his waist to deal with the powerful, which made me unhappy!" After the recitation, many passers-by were attracted, and a young man shouted, Brother Li Bai, you are good, you must not break your eyebrows and bend your waist to be powerful! We support you, you can let the wrestler hold his boots, and the concubine grinds ink, you are simply handsome! You are the male god in our hearts!
At this time, a little boy's voice came, "Mom, I want to ride a white deer, can you ask Brother Li Bai to lend it to me?" There was a burst of laughter from the crowd.
The little girl rushed to say, I will definitely find a boyfriend like Brother Li Bai when I grow up. Cause a good-natured laugh.
"Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns?"
"You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk. ”
"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon. ”
"I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone. ”
I don't know who started it, but in the end, the crowd almost unanimously recited the famous "Will Enter the Wine", which was momentum, and the sound shook the mountains and ran through Changhong. Li Bai's eyes were moist, how could I, Li Bai, be virtuous, let the people of Datang remember it. Then he threw away the big cannibal in front of him, and bowed deeply to the black crowd, Li Bai greeted all the fathers and villagers, and thanked you for your love for Li Bai!
I didn't expect to get into trouble now. It turns out that many people are still wondering whether the white-clothed knight in front of them is the legendary Li Bai, and this self-declaration has solved many people's doubts.
"It's really Li Bai!" a voice rang out from the crowd.
"Oh my God, I really saw Li Bai. ”
"I heard that Li Bai is a poet immortal, and it is really extraordinary!"
"Look, look, his clothes, his looks, and the tall horses around him are clearly not mortals, no wonder he can write such earth-shattering poems and crying ghosts!"
Later, I don't know who proposed, why not let your children worship a talented man like Li Bai as a teacher, and they will definitely be able to get ahead in the future! Who knew that this call could be echoed at once, and in a moment, Li Bai was once again kneeling in front of a group of people who were pressed by the black, there were adults and children, and when they asked carefully, it turned out that they were all children and parents who wanted to worship Li Bai as a teacher!
Li Bai really couldn't cry or laugh. Peter's heart was tormented like fire. MYGOD! THESE PARENTS ARE CRAZY. You think that if you find a powerful training school, you can train children to become geniuses! It's really stupid and ridiculous, the training school is so easy to make money, it turns out that the Tang Dynasty has been fooling the common people. Can one Li Bai copy countless Li Bai? Poor parents, please hurry up and pour out the water in your brain!
Now it's even more troublesome. A foreign friend knelt down and refused to get up, and knelt down with a Tang Dynasty child. They can actually pick up each other, which means that if you Li Bai can accept this gringo and not accept us, you will be a traitor who admires foreign flattery. Accept us and don't accept this gringo, at least your patriotic ideas deserve praise. Teacher Li Bai, you can just watch it.
I really didn't expect that moral kidnapping turned out to be well documented in history. Peter sighed and sighed, but unfortunately, there is no way to crack the moral kidnapping. What a tragedy!
Li Bai is worthy of being a great talent in the world, seeing that he has become a tiger rider, the meaning of the people's kneeling is very different from the kneeling of this foreign friend. This is the will of the people, but also the will of God. The will of the people cannot be violated, and the will of heaven cannot be insulted!
Almost without hesitation, at the time when the people knelt, Li Bai took the lead in landing on his knees, and after bowing to the crowd three times, he said loudly, my father and fellow villagers are so loving, I Li Bai can't repay it, and I will definitely live up to the trust in the next place, and I will open a museum in Chang'an next autumn to accept apprentices. After that, he threw himself to the ground again, winning the cheers and praises of the people.
The crowd slowly dispersed, but there was the sound of horses' hooves from far and near, and two red horses galloped in front of them, and immediately the two of them completely ignored the safety of the people along the way, and the hooves of a horse flew straight into it. When they arrived in front of Li Bai, there was a shout, and the two horses suddenly became the masters. Only then did Li Bai see clearly that the original jujube red horseback was branded with the mark of Dali Temple, and it seemed that this was the case handled by the imperial court. Looking at the horse again, it was indeed a man and a woman, although they were wearing the scarlet Dali Temple catcher uniform, the handsome figures of the man and woman were unobstructed. The two are of the same age, with a slight shadow of wind and frost on their faces, as if they are standing but the shadow of youth is still there, a pair of golden boys and girls. Li Bai admired in his heart. But the strange thing is that this pair of shuangsha actually violated the rules of the imperial court and covered half of their faces with black veil. There is only one possibility, could it be that the other party is worried that he will recognize them?
When the people saw that the court was arresting quickly, they took refuge one after another. Li Bai is bright and upright, but he is also fearless.
When Shuangsha came to Li Bai, he did not dismount, but said majestically, Your Excellency is Li Bai?
In the next exactly.
Good. You're looking for you. Please come with us.
Li Bai has always been quite polite.
The court handles the case, and you naturally have a reason for the detention summons, and you will know it when you arrive. This is the voice of the female catcher, the sound quality is very good, the timbre is also beautiful, and there is no murderous atmosphere.
Please note that we cannot accompany you. Li Bai is alone, has no quarrel with the world, and never gets involved in disputes between right and wrong. You may have found the wrong person. Li Bai's arrogance began to raise his head.
Yo, I'm looking for you rampant boy, some bullshit poet who doesn't know how thick the sky is. If you can write a few crooked poems, you really think of yourself as a character? I'm not afraid to tell you that you're so arrogant that someone wants to trouble you. This is the voice of the man on the jujube red horse, which is also very good, and the words are ruthless, and there is still no murderous aura.
Now Li Bai understood a little little, knowing that someone was making trouble for him, and this person's name couldn't be said yet.
Fuck you! Lao Tzu Li Bai is a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, and tends to be inflammatory. Before the words fell, the ancient sword on his waist hissed, Qingfeng came out of the sheath, and the sword flowers were dazzling in the blink of an eye.
······ Singing to get drunk and masturbate, dancing and setting for glory. lobby
It's not too early to multiply hardship. Whip across the horse and go far away. The foolish woman of the Huiji lightly bought the ministers, and Yu also resigned from his home and went west to Qin. Look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can my generation be a Penghao person. This loud chant was like the sound of heaven, and for a time the sound reverberated the universe, and everyone looked up, only to see two sword flowers suddenly appear in the air, and there was no human figure. There are insiders in the crowd, and it is really Pei Yu's descendant disciple, the first sword in the world is really not in vain, and if you want Li Bai to be captured, hmph, be careful to dismantle your Dali Temple Yamen.
The pair of male and female caught quickly and watched Li Bai make his debut, and they didn't make a move, and they didn't retreat. They were ordered to arrest this person, but they didn't say that they could kill or injure this person by mistake, looking at the sword flowers in the sky, the two looked at each other and smiled, without words, but their expressions told the world: This kind of flower fist embroidered legs, dare to come out to show off, it is really worthy of being a "madman". In case the two of us make a move, I'm really worried that I will accidentally hurt Li Gongzi and I won't be able to explain to the above.
Catch quickly turn around and scold the lively people to leave quickly, a few bold people refused to go, men and women caught a quick glance at each other, four legs suddenly left the horse's back, the jujube red horse disappeared at the same time, the official road on both sides of the wind suddenly blew fiercely, a few feet high waves roared, at the moment when the waves came, someone clearly saw the two dragon heads and horses of the jujube red sea monster showed a hideous face, the last few bystanders were all frightened to hug their heads and run away. Looking at the sky again, under the dazzling sword flowers, a few red nets had already been laid out, waiting for Li Bai to fall down when he was tired.