Chapter 175: The Woman Owes Cleanup
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Shan Wushuang was woken up by the system on time at seven o'clock the next day, washed up first, solved the three emergencies, and then came to Xiaobai's room to wake him up.
Didn't stay up late last night and had a pretty good quality of sleep.
"Xiaobai, this guy should have dreamed of bananas, hehe, I didn't expect bananas to be so popular with monkeys in the Qingqiu Continent. ”
"Xiaobai, this guy, the prototype looks fierce, I didn't expect to be so well-behaved after becoming smaller, it is possible that there is a little princess living in the heart of the beast. ”
"Xiaobai, it's time to get up and work. ”
Shan Wushuang pushed it and said.
"Squeak ......" Xiaobai opened his big eyes in a daze, tilted his head, and finally came to his senses.
Shan Wushuang walked to the outer room, and he still smelled a burning smell.
"You ......" Shan Wushuang felt the need to say something.
The eldest sister who borrowed a night in a bubble tea shop, overnight, her long soft black hair turned into an explosive head, and there was a strange smell all over her body.
It was the burnt smell he had just smelled.
Not only that, but the clothes on this sister's body have been changed, after all, she wore a long black dress when she came to the bubble tea shop last night, and she changed into a purple casual dress at this time.
And the skin on her body......
Mom, it's blue and purple everywhere, as if it was being perverted XXOO, and the destructive power is amazing.
"Don't you have anything to say? The three chapters of the covenant that I told you are the same as saying yes?" Shan Wushuang twitched the corners of his mouth and said coldly.
This woman just doesn't clean up.
As soon as his mind moved, the surveillance video in last night's bubble tea shop appeared directly on the system light screen, and he turned it up quickly, and in two or three minutes he took a rough look at what happened last night.
Among them, some sections such as changing clothes were directly arrived by the system river crab, saying that it was not an invasion of other people's privacy.
"Hey, what are you talking about! I'm just curious about walking around, what kind of fierceness!" Sun Renxi has never been a good temper, she is already unlucky enough, and being yelled at by Shan Wushuang like this directly broke out her hot temper.
"Whatever you want, it's not me who is embarrassed anyway, this boss is going to open a store, you can go." Shan Wushuang coldly gave the eviction order, for disobedient women, he didn't need to give face.
Moreover, they are not acquainted.
With a wave of his hand, the door of the bubble tea shop automatically appeared on the wall.
Two meters high and two meters long, pedestrians outside can see the situation in the store clearly.
"Boss, you ......" The fat man outside the door was a little embarrassed.
"Our store is open. Shan Wushuang said coldly.
"Oh, the boss brought me a cup of milk tea, by the way, boss, did you promise me instant noodles ......" Guan Fatzi glanced at the woman cautiously, and then walked into the store to find a place to sit down.
"Okay, please pay for the milk tea first. Shan Wushuang said.
Then with a wave of his hand, thirty bowls of instant noodles appeared in front of Guan Fatzi.
"It's thirty bowls of instant noodles, you order. ”
"Boss, this is the best spirit stone. Guan Fatzi took out a top-grade spirit stone and put it in Shan Wushuang's hand, but his eyes never left the instant noodles in front of him for a moment.
He couldn't help it......
Shan Wushuang quickly walked out with a cup of milk tea and placed it in front of Guan Fatzi.
This fat man is still studying how to eat instant noodles.
Sun Renxi was too embarrassed, so he dodged and disappeared into the store.
Guan Fatzi didn't pay attention to instant noodles because he paid attention to them, otherwise he would have made a fuss again.
This strength is simply strong, don't want it.
Because it's morning, the person who comes to drink milk tea is only one of the fat people.
After tossing back and forth for a long time, this guy finally got his wish and ate the instant noodles he made by himself.
Well, this is a seafood-flavored instant noodles, and the snack transformation machine brings the freshness of seafood to the extreme, which makes Guan Fatzi full of praise.
Shan Wushuang was busy with his own business at the front desk.
"System, didn't I sell a song before?Why is my mission progress so small, 1642, and there are two fewer people who have a favorable opinion of me than 5 yesterday. ”
"Yesterday, someone had a conflict with your boyfriend because of your love song, and I didn't like my boyfriend for being intimate enough, so I broke up. ”
Shan Wushuang: "...... What's my business?"
The couple happened to search for stage names online. The system explained: "So, the favorability was instantly deducted." ”
Singwushuang: "......"
For some reason, Shan Wushuang felt that the system was gloating.
"Brush up on one million fans with a favorability of more than five within this year......" Shan Wushuang twitched the corners of his mouth: "And there is also a risk of losing fans, it seems that the road of online articles will not work, and if you don't do it, you will be sent by readers and locked up in a small black house by readers." ”
The system just unconditionally gave him a bad idea, saying that it was for him to publish a novel on the Internet.
Shan Wushuang decisively refused, the reason is that he can't write at all, if he becomes an online porter, he will forget that he has read the details of the novel, and even if he knows the details, he doesn't have that writing, this road will not work.
However, the system guy sold him a product, a novel memory card.
A memory card is worth ten top-grade spirit stones, buy ten memory cards and get one memory card, buy more and get more.
Each memory card contains a copy of a novel, and the information in it can be read by inserting the card into a computer.
Shan Wushuang continued to refuse, writing novels is risky, every great god has such a bitter experience, and it is especially easy to recruit black.
Like Jin Yong, the description of cuckolding Yang Guo has left a deep impression on countless people, which also makes him attract countless fans, but unfortunately they are all black fans.
Shan Wushuang was also one of the black fans in his previous life.
There are also some authors who break off at every turn, eunuchs, which makes countless people grit their teeth, and it's strange that the favorability can exceed 5.
So, he decided to go the other way, which was what he had done before, which was to write songs and bring the music of the earth to this world.
However, this time he wrote songs not for money, but for fame, and there were conditions for who to write songs for and what songs to write.
For example, when naming the author, his stage name is enlarged a little.
As for why it is a stage name, hehe, Shan Wushuang has no plans to make his debut.
Before that, he had to write the lyrics and songs first, and write down all the songs he could remember, so that he could make it easier to choose.
The system instigated him to buy a song memory card directly, but he was too hypocritical, and he finally had something to do, and he could only experience the fun by doing it himself.
"Spirit stones are not easy to come by, so it's better to save them. Shan Wushuang said.
"Really, don't?" the system doesn't give up.
"No thanks. Shan Wushuang said.
"You'll come back and ask for the system!" the system said viciously.
"Shut up. Shan Wushuang tapped on the keyboard and said coldly.
Your system is offline.
Singwushuang: "......"