Chapter Twenty-Five: The Half-Old Man

"Hahaha......" The half-old man smiled and said, "Okay, okay, if the fish you grilled is really delicious, the old man will secretly teach you how to catch the fish without permission, how about it?"

"Still secret, little old man, you are really immodest, and you are stingy. ”

"Hahaha......"

With the laughter of the half-grown old man, Shao Liang did not think much about it, but sat down next to the grill, first piled up a layer of stones around the grill, so that the fire could be locked, and then, Shao Liang found a few slightly larger leaves, filled with river water, placed on the side of the grill, and while grilling the fish, from time to time sprinkled the water in the leaves on the fish, so that the fish body not only will not be burned, but also can squeeze out the fat under the fish skin, so that the fragrance of the fish will be extremely attractive.

Sure enough, a moment later, when the young man handed a grilled fish to the hands of the half-old man, the half-old man was obviously shocked, only to see his eyes widen, and even the waist that had been slightly bent before also stood upright, smelling the fragrant grilled fish in his hand, the half-old man was intoxicated.

Shao Liang smiled proudly, ignoring the image of the half-old man, but continued to put on a fish and continued to barbecue, perhaps recalling the happy times when he was in Nan Shaozhou, Shao Liang was also hungry, and he also wanted to recover some of the taste of the past.

After a while, Shao Yu grilled the second fish, and was about to taste the taste of the past with his own mouth, when a hand suddenly struck from behind him, and immediately snatched the grilled fish in his hand.

Shao Liang turned around angrily and saw that the half-old man had already eliminated the first grilled fish, and even the fish bones had been chewed and eaten raw, and this second grilled fish, before Shao Liang could speak, had been stained with the saliva of the half-old man.

"I'm the next time!, little old man, can you be so fair? Lao Tzu has just been roasted, and you take it away, it's too despicable!" Shao Qi couldn't help but scold.

"Lao Tzu, haha......" The half-grown old man replied while eating the fish: "Scold as you want, the old man has to fill his stomach first, you see that there are still many fish, you can just roast it!"

Shao Liang was angry, and if he grabbed it, the fish meat was already stained with the other party's saliva, and Shao Liang also disliked it, so he said angrily: "Anyway, if you don't teach me how to catch fish for a while, Lao Tzu will castrate, do you believe it?"

"Teach it, teach it, definitely teach it!" said the half-grown old man, gnawing on the fish bone with relish.

"It's really ......"

Shao Qi had no choice but to put on another fish and continue to grill.

However, when the third fish was just roasted, it was the same trick and the same hand speed, and Shao Liang had no time to react, and the third fish was taken away by the half-old man, and at the feet of the half-old man, there were piles of fish meat residues.

"You ......" Shao Liang stood up angrily and scolded loudly, "You really want to be castrated, don't you?"

However, the half-old man didn't have time to pay attention to Shao Liang this time, and only blindly gnawed on the grilled fish in his hand, eating to a state of selflessness.

"Okay! count you ruthless!" Shao Qi was deflated, and asked himself that he had no choice but to scold the other party while continuing to put on the fourth fish.

However, just like this, the old man has been repeating the same mistake over and over again, the half-old man actually snatched a total of eight grilled fish from Shao Liang's hands, Shao Liang is really hot now, so he saw Shao Liang stand up suddenly, turned around and rushed to the half-old man, grabbed the other party's neck, and said angrily: "What the hell do you want to do?

The half-grown old man seemed to notice that Shao Liang was really angry, so he hiccuped and replied apologetically: "The most ...... The last one, the last one, the old man will never be greedy anymore! Absolutely!"

"How can you be so good at eating a little old man?

The half-old man shook his head apologetically, then withdrew the hand that was holding Shao Yan's neck, and then said loudly: "The old man promises, it is definitely the last one, this ...... It's also because you bake it so deliciously, the old man has never eaten so delicious in his life!"

Hearing the other party's praise of his craftsmanship, Shao Liang couldn't help laughing, and in desperation, he had to turn around and walk back to the grill, preparing to grill the ninth fish.

Waiting for the ninth fish to be baked, Shao Liang first turned around and glanced at the half-old man, and saw that the other party was looking at himself with a hippie smile, and did not come over to grab the fish.

Shao Liang quickly eliminated a fish, and then did not roast it again, but turned around and walked towards the half-old man, and said with a smile: "Little old man, how is it?

"Uh-huh, you're full!!" said the half-grown old man.

"Then let's make good on our promises, shall we?" said the young man with a smile on his face.

The half-grown old man paused, and then said with a bitter face: "It's okay to teach you, but you can't tell others, and don't use it in front of outsiders, otherwise the old man won't be able to teach you." ”

Hearing what the other party said, Shao Liang immediately remembered Liu Hanxian's instructions before, and he was also not allowed to show it easily in front of outsiders, could it be that the skills on this Yin Xuan Mountain were so unsightly?

Shao Qi thought about it for a while, and immediately agreed: "Okay, don't worry, I don't use it in front of outsiders, in fact, I also want to be like you, take advantage of the dark moon and high wind, when no one is around, come here alone to steal some fish to eat!"

The half-old man was suddenly delighted and said: "In this case, the old man doesn't need to teach you, if you want to eat fish, just come to the old man, the old man will help you catch it, you will roast it, this is not it!"

Shao Liang immediately said with a gloomy face: "No!

The half-grown old man withered again, and then said loudly: "Okay, the old man will teach you, but do you know that between the five gates on this Yin Xuan Mountain, all spells and skills cannot be communicated, that is to say, if you are under the Orchid Gate, you can only learn the skills of the Orchid Gate, if you follow the old man to learn the skills of the Organ Gate, it will be a common crime, the light one will be driven out of Yin Xuan Mountain, and the heavy one will be hit by the head!

Shao Liang was stunned and said, "Why do you still have such ghost rules? Wouldn't it be better for everyone to communicate more with each other?"

The half-old man shook his head helplessly and said, "This is the rule, it has been like this for thousands of years. ”

"Oh. Shao Liang nodded and said, "You are the one who opened the door?"

"Yes, the old man is the one who organizes the door. ”

Only then did Shao Liang remember what Hehuan had said before, it seemed that it was true, under the mountain behind his residence, it was indeed the territory of the organ gate.

"In that case, then we really have to teach it secretly!" said Shao Qi with a smile on his face.

"Yes. The half-old man nodded and said, "That's the only way, who told the old man to be so greedy?"

"Hey, little old man, what you said is not right, the so-called people take food as the sky, where can anyone be the enemy of food?" said Shao Qi surprisingly seriously.

"Haha, what a people live on food. As he spoke, the half-old man turned to the side, bent down and reached out to pick up a few irregular stones, and placed them side by side at Shao Yan's feet.

"What does this mean?" said Shao Liang.

The half-grown old man motioned for the young man to squat down, and then played with a few stones on the ground, and at the same time said loudly: "When the old man just caught the fish, he used these stones to lay out a set of ecstasy formations. ”

"What??Ecstasy Formation?Little old man, are you kidding me?A few small stones can still lay out the formation?" Shao Qi questioned.

The half-old man nodded seriously and said, "Everything in the world has spirituality, and although the stone is small, it can reach all things. ”

"Go, go!" Shao Ju waved his hand impatiently and said, "Don't tell Lao Tzu these big truths, can you say it vulgarly?"

"Hahaha......" The half-old man did not get angry because of this, but continued to laugh and said: "To put it vulgarly, that is, you can't judge the ability of things themselves by looking at the size of things, well, or rather, you can also imagine these small stones as several mountains, and the reason is the same." ”

Shao Qi seemed to understand whether he understood or not: "In other words, if you learn to place stones, you can also learn to place mountains?"

"Haha, almost, that's what it means. ”

"Okay, tell me quickly, how do you place this so that those fish can swim over?"

The half-big boss was silent for a moment, and then said loudly: "The organ gate pays attention to the three major patterns of heaven, earth, and people, and refers to the eight gates in the Qimen Dunjia, which are the door of rest, the door of life, the door of injury, the door of Du, the gate of view, the door of death, the door of shock, and the door of opening, a total of eight gates. ”

Shao Liang was confused and said, "What is the door? What does this have to do with catching fish with stones?"

The half-old man smiled and said: "Naturally, it has a relationship, this ecstasy formation is born from these eight gates, if you can be familiar with these eight gates, then a small ecstasy array is a trivial matter for you." ”

"I'm the next Ao, little old man, what do you mean? Could it be that I can't learn it today? Don't try to trick me!" the young man said suspiciously.

"Haha, how has the old man ever deceived others? Do you think that the door is so simple? I might as well tell you the truth, if you want to master these eight doors proficiently, you can't do it in a few years. The half-grown old man looked inscrutable, and from time to time stroked a few sparse gray beards.

"I'm the next Ao! Why are you kidding me? Lao Tzu is really giving you grilled fish to eat! You're good, cross the river and tear down the bridge!" Shao Qi was very angry and stood up suddenly.

The half-grown old man replied conclusively: "If the old man plays tricks on you, he will not die well, besides, before grilling the fish, you didn't ask the old man how long it will take to learn after all, right?"

Shao Liang patted his head fiercely, secretly scolding himself for his mistakes, but in the end, he was helpless, so he had to say out with a depressed expression: "Little old man, then you say, is there a particularly smart person who can learn it in a few days?" ......

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