Chapter Forty-Nine: Who's Cheating?

Looking up, there was a triumphant dragon rain in the sky.

My mom, Li Bai's legs and stomach trembled with fright. Can you not be afraid?

I only hate that the old lady gave birth to two legs, and I only hate how not to crack in the ground, so that the poet who has no place to be ashamed of himself will disappear immediately, but delusion is delusion after all, thinking that at the beginning, Lao Tzu was not good at incarnating someone, but on a whim, dreaming back to the Tang Dynasty, and getting the crown of the poet immortal, of course, people will give you a chic and elegant, personable, jade tree in the wind, one in a hundred beautiful man Li Bai dangdang. Just be it, who let you get involved in so many affairs. If I had known this, it would have been good if I had turned into Du Fu, who looked embarrassed.

"What's the matter, Li Gongzi, what are you muttering with your head down?" Long Yufei came to him and asked with a smile.

"No, no, it's not what you think, listen to me. Li Bai hurriedly replied, looking frightened, completely looking for flowers and willows outside, unfortunately bumped into by a fierce woman, and the kitchen knife had been put on his neck.

"Don't explain anything, I've seen it all. Childe, you, you're really wrong, it's too inauthentic. The little dragon girl continued, with a smile on her face and a brisk expression. The words of reproach and the expression are quite out of place.

"Yes, yes, it's too wrong, it's too wrong. I'm sorry for the princess's infatuation, and I have failed the princess's boundless love. It's really not a human being, it's really not a human being. Li Bai replied rather reproachfully, and at the same time twisted his body, trying to shake off the woman leaning on his chest, but he failed, and the woman's arms were tightened.

"Okay, you Li Bai, what about a poet immortal? I don't think you deserve this supreme glorious title like this, I can't imagine that my dignified little dragon girl also has a time to look away. The smile on Long Yufei's face slowly disappeared, and he took steps back and forth like an adult. It seems that thunder and wrath will follow.

What kind of medicine is sold in this gourd? Li Bai was even more frightened, staring at her every move. Annoyed, scolding himself for being a pig and a dog, the little dragon girl is not only a yellow flower girl, but also the identity of a princess, you are so involved with a married woman, what kind of system, no wonder she is angry. I only blamed myself for carrying it, and I was prepared for the worst.

"Li Bai, Li Bai, it seems that your so-called dream lover, what poems and fantasies Miss Ben, are all fake, deceitful, and make me happy, isn't it? Long Yufei stared at Li Bai solemnly and asked.

"No, no, no. "Like a schoolboy who did something wrong, Li Bai was incoherent.

"Dare to say no, isn't it clear that the facts are like this? Li Bai didn't understand her words a little, and looked at the little girl. Unexpectedly, Long Yufei jumped over in a few steps, picked up Li Bai's two hands, and let it hold the woman, muttering happily in his mouth, yes, it should be like this, won't this be? She pulled it many times, and each time Li Bai retracted it, and finally had to hide behind her, just thinking that she did it on purpose and deliberately ridiculed him.

"Princess, I know I was wrong, for whatever reason, I shouldn't have been with this woman, so forgive me this time. Please, okay, don't torture me like this!" Li Bai looked like he had done something wrong, and Long Yufei looked at him like this, angry and funny. Learning the tone of an adult, he said sharply: "Li Bai, Li Bai, you are really incorrigible." You're wrong this time, but do you know where you went wrong?"

"Yes, yes. ”

"Tell me about it. ”

"You shouldn't hook up with a married woman, eat what is in the bowl and look at what is in the pot, there should only be a princess in your heart. ”

"Wrong. Miss by a mile. ”

"Ah, princess, don't scare me. Xiaosheng has already known his mistakes, and he will definitely correct them in the future. Li Bai trembled, like falling into a fog.

"Oh, what an elm head. The sad thing about this princess is that you know you are wrong, but you don't know what is wrong. Sad, man. Long Yufei pretended to be a young man and an old man to discipline him.

"It's still the princess who is wise, and the little student is stupid, where should be wrong, where can be wrong, where can't be wrong, and ask the princess to make it clear. Hearing the clue from Long Yufei's tone, Li Bai was a little slippery.

Hmph, Long Yufei glanced at him, and said loudly, since this sister has already shown her attitude with practical actions, as a man, how can you be indifferent, reach out and hug, and warm up, is it so difficult? People are obviously newly married, but they dare to abandon the straw bag boy with a good skin, you dye into the arms of the son, how determined should you be, what a difficult choice to make, in the face of such a fiery heart, are you unwilling to accept it? Don't fake the high and fake serious. It's not bad to take it home and be a concubine, a handsome person like Gongzi is the most normal to marry three wives and four concubines. You look down on me like this, thinking that my little dragon girl is the kind of snarky and selfish woman, who only wants to enjoy the glory of her son alone, and does not allow other women to get a piece of the pie. That's a big mistake.

My children of the dragon clan have been wandering between the rivers and lakes all their lives, they are veritable sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, they talk about the truth, and they value righteousness, unlike your human race, which is so hierarchical and so red tape, so fake Taoism, obviously thinking about male thieves and female prostitutes, but the whole look is sanctimonious. This sister in red and I are both women, so what's the harm of two women serving the same husband? It is also human nature to have sisters join in the future. As for who is the main room and who is the side room, it is all up to the son to decide, and my little dragon girl will definitely not do fearless battles!

Watching the little dragon girl talking, Li Bai's eyes widened more and more, and he couldn't believe that these words came out of the mouth of a woman who loved him deeply. The world is so big, it's really amazing. Not only are they not angry when they see other women coming to their husbands, but they are happy, but they complain that their men did not get this woman to be brought home as soon as possible! Such a woman really does not know how many lifetimes of virtue it takes for a man to marry home as he wishes.

Ah, it seems that when you come to Datang, it is not bad to be incarnated as Li Bai, there are such benefits, if you are in the Confederacy of the Earth, such an affair, if your wife knows, she will cry, make trouble, and hang herself, kitchen knives and scissors will go into battle, and you will be so noisy that you will shed your skin if you don't die. Peter began to love the character of Li Bai.

Since his girlfriend is so open-minded, he can't ask for it. Thinking about it like this, he quietly stretched out his hands and prepared to go home with the red cloak woman to be a concubine, the main room, naturally it must be left to the little dragon girl, and there is a first come, first come.

That's right. The little dragon girl encouraged Li Bai's unsophisticated gestures, and shouted enthusiastically as she approached the woman in the red cloak, Sister, let's go home.

I don't know when, the red cloak woman's tender lotus-like arms have moved to Li Bai's waist, and her head is buried in his chest. It seems that he didn't hear the words of the little dragon girl, and he didn't react at all. On the contrary, a mournful hoarse voice suddenly sounded.

Horny thief, let go of my lady. What a pair of dog men and women, I don't know that there is a word for shame in the world! The boy who vomited blood staggered towards them with his hair disheveled.

Xiaolongnu and Li Bai glanced at each other, and were about to scold each other, but suddenly felt that their mouths were moving, but there was no sound, and their hands and feet couldn't move, and what was even more strange was that Li Bai was like a mess of mud, slowly falling down, his eyes were full of doubts and horrors.

The red-cloaked woman was gone. The boy who vomited blood smiled fiercely.

In the distance, a tall deer pulled a bright bronze carriage and drove towards it.