Chapter 340: The First Man of the Ages
The mouth is bald, and the 'aunt towel' is said to wipe the mouth.
The thought of someone using an aunt's towel to wipe their mouths......
Hey~~~~!
That picture was really spicy, Liu Tianyu felt that the whole person was not good, and quickly pushed the 'aunt towel' aside.
As for saying that Fang Yiai wanted to see it, Liu Tianyu said that he was casual and could look at it however he wanted.
It is said that Fang Yiai is studying the 'aunt towel' on this side, and on the other side, Cheng Chumo also added water to the noodles.
Instant noodles take at least three minutes, and waiting for the noodles to soak is the most boring.
So, the attention of these boring men was naturally attracted by Fang Yiai's 'aunt towel'.
Watching Fang Yiai's research on turning over the whole bag of 'aunt towels', everyone naturally became interested in the things in Fang Yiai's hands.
"Shopkeeper Liu, how do you sell this thing?" Fang Yiai turned over and turned it over, but he couldn't study the 'aunt towel' in his hand out of a meridian unitary, and he became more interested in this thing in his hand because of his curiosity, and he wanted to buy it and study it carefully to satisfy his curiosity.
"That's not for sale!" "'Aunt Towel' was not in the ranks of selling goods in the first place, especially when he misled the other party by his bald mouth just now, so it was impossible for Liu Tianyu to sell that thing, so when he heard Fang Yiai asking for the price, he refused without hesitation.
"Why don't you sell it?" curiosity was aroused, it was like if you hung a fish in front of a cat, but you only let it see and not let it eat, so how can you let this cat endure it, so Fang Yiai, who was originally a gentleman's son, was a little unhappy, and his tone of voice was stunned.
"That's right, why not sell it!"
"Since the shopkeeper has put something out, it means that it is for sale, and now the shopkeeper is not looking down on our brother if he says he will not sell it. โ
The so-called fish looking for fish, shrimp looking for shrimp, turtle looking for Wang Ba.
Fang Yiai is a gentleman, so it is not a good thing to be mixed with Fang Yiai all day long.
It's not an exaggeration to describe this gang of bastards.
Liu Tianyu refused to sell things, first, they thought that Liu Tianyu refused, it must be a good thing, and secondly, it was purely natural, and the most common thing that this group of bastards usually liked to do was to coax the seedlings to find trouble, so at this time, a stick of people suddenly made a fuss.
"Okay, okay, okay! Shut up, if you want it, then sell it, and take it with the money. Surrounded by several men to denounce, Liu Tianyu's head suddenly grew three times, he didn't want to sell 'aunt towels' to the other party, but he was afraid that the other party would really believe in him and then use it to wipe his mouth.
Wiping his mouth with that thing, even if he didn't wipe it himself, but Liu Tianyu looked at it.
But now the other party is not relenting one by one.
Liu Tianyu was ruthless, okay, since you are willing to die, what do I dare not bury if I don't dare to bury it, sell it!
"So expensive?" The group of gentlemen who were still babbling just now heard that Liu Tianyu had no time to celebrate, and after hearing the price in an instant, their eyes widened one by two.
At this time, a bucket of rice, that is, ten liters, is only about ten big dollars.
Although the current money is not more than a thousand dollars, there are seven or eight hundred coppers.
Liu Tianyu's mouth is consistent, and he directly frightened everyone.
Fang Yiai's group of people are indeed richer than ordinary people, but no matter how rich they are, they are not rich enough to throw away their money.
"Why don't you speak, don't you want to buy it, pay for it. "I just gave myself a platform online, and now that I see that this group of guys is silent, this time it's Liu Tianyu's turn to come to work.
"This... Your thing is too expensive~~!" "It's true that Fang Yiyi loves them as gentlemen, but these guys can also be regarded as gentlemen with a bottom line, and they won't kill the whole family when something goes wrong, so Liu Tianyu opened his mouth, and this group of guys didn't mess around.
"If you don't have any money in the future, you have to remember that you are actually poor ghosts. Seeing that a few people didn't pay out, Liu Tianyu said with contempt.
From Liu Tianyu's point of view, this matter has stopped here.
However, what Liu Tianyu didn't expect was that a group of gentlemen were too glassy.
Hearing that Liu Tianyu despised himself and others as poor ghosts, this group of guys couldn't bear it.
I saw that Fang Yiai didn't know where to find a string of copper coins, and then slapped it directly on the table: "I bought it!"
"Okay, it's yours. "Everyone threw out the money, Liu Tianyu still has something to say, then sell it, immediately stretched out his hand to pull the money to his side, and then pushed the 'aunt towel' to Fang Yiai.
Looking at the 'aunt towel' in front of him, Fang Yiho looked at Liu Tianyu with a very provocative look like a general who had won a battle, and then reached out to pick up the 'aunt towel'.
"Shhh~~~"
The ancients were not stupid, and when they saw Cheng Mo opening the bubble noodle packaging before, Fang Yiai knew that this thing was probably going to be torn apart and used.
Tear open the package and take out a piece from it, and under the gaze of Qin Huaiyu, Cheng Chumo, Cheng Chuliang, and Liu Tianyu, Fang Yiai picked up her aunt's towel and sent it to her mouth.
Just now Liu Tianyu said that this thing is used to wipe his mouth, so Fang Yiai really believes it.
โยทยทยทยทยทโ Seeing Fang Yiai send that thing to his mouth, Liu Tianyu couldn't bear to close his eyes directly.
"Yes, soft, fragrant, no wonder you have to sell for a lot of money. โ
"Come on, give me a try. โ
"I'll try, I'll try, give me a piece. โ
Hearing Fang Yiai say that it was very good, Cheng Chumo couldn't help it, and immediately surrounded Fang Yiai.
"I said, your noodles are ready, and if you don't eat them, they will be soaked. Seeing a few men scrambling to wipe their mouths with that thing, even if that thing was newly opened and hadn't been used yet, Liu Tianyu still couldn't help but feel nauseous.
In order to prevent these guys from continuing to spicy their eyes, they quickly diverted the topic.
It turns out.
Although the aunt towel is somewhat attractive to Cheng Chumo, the attraction is definitely not as big as that of instant noodles.
After smelling the smell of that thing and experiencing the softness of that thing, Cheng Chumo and the others felt that although that thing was good, it was actually just like that.
A bunch of bad guys aren't going to be too interested in that thing, just like boys aren't going to be too interested in Barbie.
Therefore, when they heard that the noodles were ready, Cheng Chumo and the others finally threw the thing aside and began to bury their heads in the instant noodles.
Not to mention, Cheng Chumo's posture of eating noodles has a bit of his father's posture, and he can directly get a bucket in less than a minute!
Yesterday, I could only watch my own Lao Tzu eat, and Cheng Chu was silently choked, and swore that he must eat him hard today.
Qin Huaiyu and Cheng Chuliang's eating appearance is not much better, as for Fang Yiai, after tasting the taste of instant noodles, it is even more exaggerated than them, several big men carry instant noodles, outside Liu Tianyu's cabin, eating very happily.
Cheng Chumo ate six buckets before patting his stomach contentedly.
Your sister, I want to eat it when I see it!
After eating and drinking, Cheng Chumo also opened the conversation box and introduced a few people to Liu Tianyu, Liu Tianyu suddenly looked at the eyes of his beloved relatives, not to mention how strange it was, the king of the Tang Dynasty......
Of course, in fact, this guy can be famous now, 'aunt towel' wiping his mouth, the first person in the ages.
"Xiao Langjun, why don't you open a store in Chang'an City? This place is very remote, and it takes several hours to come and go once. Cheng Chumo is very satisfied with instant noodles, the only thing that is unhappy is that the road is far away, all the way from Chang'an, and then back, tossing back and forth, don't do anything for a day.
Like Cheng Biting Jin, Cheng Chumo is not the kind of person who puts on a show, as long as he looks at the right eye, he can talk, and such people are best to get along with.
Liu Tianyu smiled and said: "I also want to open a store in Chang'an City, but unfortunately I have limited funds and can't afford to buy a store." โ
This is actually Liu Tianyu's nonsense.
When Liu Tianyu first arrived, he did not have the money of this era, but Liu Tianyu had the goods in his hands.
Whatever he takes out, he can easily exchange it for a large sum of money.
The reason why the shop was opened outside the city.
This is purely a force to improve oneself.
If you are a master, you have to create an image of being in the mountains, and the idle clouds and wild cranes are the standard of the masters.
It's just that if he really opened the store in the mountains, let alone fishing for Li Shimin, it is estimated that even the ordinary people under Li Shimin's jurisdiction will not be able to catch it, so Liu Tianyu retreated and opened the store directly outside Chang'an City.
Speaking of which, this is actually quite brain-dead, and Liu Tianyu regrets it a little now.
The population of this era in Madan was too small.
He hadn't seen a few people in the previous days.
He now had an idea to move quickly.
Anyway, I have already seen Cheng Biting Jin, so I won't be far away from seeing Li Shimin.
However, these words naturally can't be told to Cheng Chumo, which is too detrimental to his forced qualifications, so Liu Tianyu casually pulled his head.
"That's a pity, but I believe that Xiao Langjun will be able to get his wish soon. Cheng Chumo was a little disappointed, it would be great if this store was opened in Chang'an City, but the prices of some shops in Chang'an Cheng are really not touched by ordinary people.
It can't reach the point where every inch of land is expensive, but it is not something that ordinary people can afford.
Fortunately, there is no chengguan in this world, otherwise Liu Tianyu's cabin may be knocked out directly.
The conversation box opened, Liu Tianyu and Cheng Chumo chatted, Cheng Chuliang is a stuffy gourd, but Qin Huaiyu looks like a scholar, which is related to Qin Qiong's education, I don't want my son to join the army, I hope he will enter the court, not stay in the barracks.
However, Qin Huaiyu, like Fang Yiai, was not interested in entering the court, but hoped to join the army, and was not cleaned up by Qin Qiong for this matter.
After talking for a while, Cheng Chumo and the others said goodbye.
Of course, when this group of people left, they didn't forget to pack and take away the instant noodle drink that Liu Tianyu took out.
Watching Cheng Chumo and the others leave, Liu Tianyu felt that he was afraid that no one would come over today, so he was ready to go out to breathe the air, and as soon as he closed the door, he also found a place to wander.
However, not long after Liu Tianyu closed the door and left, Cheng Yanjin came to the door.
Yesterday, Cheng Yanjin and Li Er studied the mineral water bottle for a long time, and he returned home very late, and when he got up the next day, he remembered Li Er's advice, and immediately went to buy instant noodles.
However, who would have thought that the local cabin would be closed!
"Angry old man!"
Cheng Yanjin didn't expect him to come in a hurry, but the result was like this, you must know that he gave Li Er a package ticket, and he would definitely bring the instant noodles back, but it turned out to be okay, and the door was closed.
What to do!
knocked on the door and there was no response, Cheng Yanjin was anxious at the door, walking around with his hands behind his back, and several servants watched his master walk around without saying a word, chattering non-stop.
This doesn't seem to be kind, and our old Cheng is not a robber.
But you can't wait at the door in a daze, Cheng Yanjin looked at the closed wooden door, the expression on his face changed again and again, and in the end, the balance in his heart was still tilted: "Come on, open the door and see what's inside." โ
Yes, Cheng Biting Jin still decided to smash the door, oh no, it was to open the door, he Cheng Biting Jin was the Tang Lu Guogong, how could he do such a rude thing, how nice it sounded to open the door, slamming the door made him look like a robber.
At most, the door is broken, explain it afterwards, and lose money.
Comparing the promise of Li Er with the loss of money, Cheng Yanjin must have chosen to slam the door.
"Yes, sir. โ
A few of the attendants immediately stepped forward and tore down the door of the hut in a few or two clicks, but there was nothing in the hut except a table and a strangely shaped chair.
After looking around the wooden house a few times, he didn't find anything, Cheng bit his beard and stared at him, this wooden house was cleaner than his face, nothing!
In a fit of rage, Cheng Yanjin almost didn't tear down the wooden house.
However, in the end, Cheng Biting Jin still held back.
angrily threw the wooden door aside, took people back to Chang'an, and went to Li Er to ask for guilt.
"Closed the door and left?" Li Er looked at Cheng Yanjin with a shy face in surprise, he didn't expect that he wanted to eat that instant noodles, but it was gone!
To be honest, Li Er cares a lot about instant noodles, but Li Er also cares about Liu Tianyu.
Li Er is a monarch who pays attention to talents.
Making the best use of their talents and making the best use of things is Li Er's style.
Instant noodles and drinks are common in modern times, but they were rare in ancient times.
People who can take out these rare things are naturally not ordinary people.
Therefore, Li Er was a little more concerned about Liu Tianyu.
However, now that he heard that the person was gone, Li Er felt a little regretful.
"Your Majesty, the old minister is guilty, and I hope Your Majesty will punish him. At this time, Cheng Biting Jin's Sapoo Lai Pi attribute was also directly zeroed, and he honestly asked for guilt and asked Li Er to surrender.
Yesterday he patted his chest and promised that he would buy instant noodles back today, but he couldn't buy them today.
This is to say that it is to bully the king, although Cheng Yanjin doesn't think that Li Er will punish himself for this kind of thing, but the attitude that should be there must be, Cheng Yanjin is not really as arrogant as he looks, Cheng Yanjin is shrewd.
"Lu Guogong must not blame himself, he can only say that I have no chance to have such food. Sure enough, Li Er would not bite the gold because of this kind of thing, and forgave him very much.
The noodles didn't come, Li Er was very busy every day, so Cheng Yanjin didn't stay long in the palace and left.
But when he left, the guy had a gloomy face, and he kept muttering along the way.
Naturally, what he muttered was not a good thing, and the object of his muttering was naturally Liu Tianyu.