Chapter 13 Can This Kind of Joke Be Played Casually?
"Ding Dong!"
It was Jiang's mother who opened the door, since Jiang's father made her career, she quit her job and was at home to be a good wife and mother, taking care of housework, taking care of her children, and indeed taking care of the family of four in good order.
"Good morning, Auntie, Jiang Yu is still sleeping?" Ling Xiao forcibly suppressed the gloom in his heart, and reluctantly smiled at Jiang's mother.
"Hehe, don't you know him, during the holidays, when did he not sleep until ten or eleven o'clock? Have you eaten breakfast, Auntie cooked porridge, and it will be fine immediately. Jiang Mu smiled gently.
"No, no, I ate it at home. Ling Xiao nodded, "Then, Auntie, I'll go to Jiang Yu first, I have something to look for him." ”
"Well, you go, the porridge is almost ready, I'll give Xiaoxue's girl some over, I don't know if the temperature has dropped today. "The relationship is too familiar, Mother Jiang has long stopped treating Ling Xiao as an outsider, and after speaking, she went to take care of herself.
The matter may be more serious than imagined, Ling Xiao didn't care much about Jiang Xue's body temperature here, and after a little hesitation, he still took the lead in Jiang Yu's room.
Sure enough, as soon as I opened the door, there was a series of snoring sounds, and I don't know how this guy did it, he was a young grade and didn't smoke, so why was he so good at snoring.
Ling Xiao didn't say a word, came to Jiang Yu's bedside, and directly lifted the quilt.
"Wake up, wake up!" Ling Xiao pushed without hesitation.
"Hmm...... Who's sleepy......" Jiang Yu muttered.
"I, Ling Xiao, wake up quickly, something is wrong!" Ling Xiao said hurriedly.
"What's the big deal?" In a daze, Jiang Yu heard Ling Xiao say something big, and finally barely opened his eyes.
"You get up first, and the little brother retracts and speaks when he is conscious. Ling Xiao endured the picture of his spicy eyes and said in disgust.
"Your sister! It's early in the morning, what kind of moth are you playing?!" Jiang Yu didn't care about it, sat up, and said angrily.
"Sober?" Ling Xiao said.
"If there's a fart, let it go!" Jiang Yu kept rolling his eyes, almost rolling his eyes into his eyes.
"Think about it carefully, after I fainted the day before yesterday, apart from the fact that I retracted back to the ground by myself, is there anything abnormal?" Ling Xiao said with a solemn expression.
“...... Isn't this Nima turning the page? Why are you mentioning this again? It's not over?!" Jiang Yu was angry at the time, and forcibly woke up Lao Tzu early in the morning, just Nima for this?
In this regard, Ling Xiao didn't say anything, knowing that he couldn't give Jiang Yu a little ruthlessness, he immediately took out a knife from his pocket that he brought from home.
“...... Brother, what do you mean, why are you starting to use the knife directly when you speak?" Jiang Yu was stunned when he saw this, but he didn't have any fear and said in surprise.
Ling Xiao still didn't say a word, took off his short sleeves, and stabbed himself in the chest!
"Damn! What the hell are you crazy?!" This guy frightened Jiang Yu, and hurriedly jumped up, looking at Ling Xiao's chest with a pale face, and the sleepy worm completely disappeared.
It's going to die, it's going to die! That's a knife more than ten centimeters long, and it just pierced it straight in?!
Or the heart position!
Ignoring Jiang Yu, whose face was as earthy as an earth, Ling Xiao still didn't speak, quickly took out a few sheets of tissue paper from the bedside table, and wiped his chest with a painful face.
"Speak, how crazy are you?!" Jiang Yu reacted and hurriedly stepped forward to check Ling Xiao's injuries, but after searching for a long time, he didn't see any knife wounds.
"Huh, where's the wound??!, the it spurted blood just now?!" Jiang Yu was dumbfounded, and looked up at Ling Xiao as if he had seen a ghost.
"Where's the knife, give it to me!" Jiang Yu snatched the knife from Ling Xiao's hand and examined it carefully.
He decided, if this knife was indeed a toy knife, then he must teach Ling Xiao a good lesson this time!
Damn, it's too much, this kind of joke can be made casually?
"It's ...... A real knife?" Jiang Yu checked for a long time, and it wasn't until he forcefully pierced a small hole in the bedside table that he confirmed that it was a real knife.
"How...... What's going on?" he was truly dumbfounded.
"You have such a stubborn and stubborn character, I don't let you see it with your own eyes, and you don't believe it when I say it...... Damn, it hurts!" Knowing that Jiang Yu had been completely suppressed by himself, Ling Xiao spoke.
It's true that the chest can recover, but it hurts, it really hurts!
"This ...... What the hell is this, to ...... What the hell is going on?!" Jiang Yu stammered with his mouth wide open.
"When I went back last night, I noticed some black lines on my chest, and I tested it with a needle several times and found that no matter how much it hurts, this part can be healed instantly. Ling Xiao stretched out his hand and drew the area the size of a duck's egg.
Jiang Yu looked along, and sure enough, there were indeed some black lines on the skin of the area that Ling Xiao said.
"So...... Do you think it's because of the overlord of the altar?" This time, Jiang Yu finally followed Ling Xiao's routine.
"I don't think it's certain, I'll just say that after the unknown liquid enters my body, there will definitely be some changes!" Ling Xiao nodded vigorously, "Don't you don't believe that there is any unknown liquid?
"Or ...... Shall I try?" Jiang Yu's eyes lit up, and he was a little eager to try.
“...... I'll try you!" Ling Xiao's whole body was not good.
"Okay, if you don't try, you won't try, what's the murder?" Jiang Yu said embarrassedly, and threw the knife aside.
"Do you believe me now?" Ling Xiao said.
"Believe it, believe it, you have harmed yourself, can I still believe it?" Jiang Yu nodded again and again.
Indeed, the facts are in front of him, and he can't believe it.
"So, now you can tell me, have there been any other unusual changes since I fainted?" Ling Xiao asked the question at the beginning.
"Good...... It doesn't seem to be any unusual changes, right?" Jiang Yu frowned slightly, and recalled carefully, "If you want to say that it is unusual, you can only retract it by yourself under the altar, and then I will pull you into the car and drive back." ”
"Well, to give you a hint, if you think about it, when we first went, I remember it was sunny, right? You also said you had to wear a hat to save you a tan. Ling Xiao followed the good path.
"Yes, yes, yes, I remember, you also said that Lao Tzu has a big head and wears a hat like a mallet, and then I didn't wear it. Jiang Yu nodded.
"Well, go on, and then when you drove back, did you notice? Is there still sunshine?" Ling Xiao continued to ask.
"Hmm...... When I think about it, it seems to be gone, and it's very cloudy, and by the way, I remember I turned on the headlights. Jiang Yu recalled.
"That's right!" Ling Xiao slapped his face violently, "Sure enough, this weird global cloud is really related to the Hegemony Altar!"
"What global cloud?" Jiang Yu was stunned, he didn't know about it yet.
Afterwards, Ling Xiao repeated the news broadcast he saw in the morning.