Chapter 4 Is He an Immortal?
The dryad pondered for a moment, then laughed and said, "Little doll, how do you see my trick?"
Zheng Fan saw the old tree demon asking him, snorted, and did not answer.
"This..."
Seeing that Zheng Fan didn't talk, the tree demon had nothing to do, and he didn't pay attention to Zheng Fan if he had the heart, and after three or five days, he starved to death and ate the body of the sage, but his power skyrocketed. And he sent the message to the 'baby' on his head.
"The law of the demon is not a sage, I will eat him after starving to death, what do you think?"
The baby on his head said disdainfully: "Old monster, you have lived in vain for so many years, and the sage body has not been born for a thousand years, and you were born at a time of turmoil in this country, do you think it is the beauty of heaven? This sage body was born to feed you?
The dryad groaned for a moment, and felt that the baby had a point, so he said, "What should I do?"
The baby licked his lips with his scarlet tongue and said: "The sage is out, the demons in the world are easy to change, it is not up to you and me to control, see that this person is a showman, sooner or later he will go to the state capital to participate in the township test, then the master of the Jinzhou prefect, isn't it your puppet? Why not prevaricate, send a letter to recommend him to the Jinzhou Mansion, borrow the master's hand, get rid of this son! It can be regarded as removing a big hidden danger for the world's colleagues!"
The dryad was overjoyed when he heard this, and said, "You are indeed resourceful, and you will do what you say, but I am very suspicious of this doll, and if you don't follow my words, what should I do? ”
The baby said, "I don't know what maggots you have in your head, but your grandchildren come to this cave every month, and they are full of demonic energy." I'm afraid I can't hurt him, and if you shoot directly, you and I will be contaminated with cause and effect. Let your 'grandchildren' 'send' him to Jinzhou Mansion, and you are afraid that he will run away as a weak scholar?"
The demon tree nodded, and smiled at Zheng Fan: "Little brother, don't be suspicious, I used a trick, I was originally the god of the mountains here, and I don't have much fun on weekdays, I always like to find some little dolls who have not leaked the sun to scare and have fun, because you are all very innocent, not as muddy as the world." ”
Zheng Fan ignored it.
The dryad paused, pointed to the corpse on the ground that had just been sucked of essence blood and reduced to white bones, and said, "This is just a trick, little brother, look at it again!"
When Zheng Fan heard this, he looked at the bones, and saw that some meridians slowly grew on the gloomy white bones, and after a while, the flesh and blood were full, and the man stood up from the ground again. He rubbed his head and said, "What kind of dream did you have just now?" “
Seeing this, Zheng Fan was speechless in surprise.
Seeing this, the dryad laughed and said, "Little friend, the old man didn't lie to you. “
Zheng Fan nodded dumbly and said, "This person has come back to life again, is there such a wonderful method in the world?"
The dryad secretly snickered, the blood flashed, and the dryad turned into a sixty-year-old man, holding the dust in his hand, looking like a fairy wind bone.
"Xiaoyou, I told you before, I am the god of the mountains here, I am really bored on weekdays, playing with children for fun, but I have never harmed anyone, you think about it, if I really have the intention to harm you, can you still survive at this moment?"
Zheng Fan pondered for a moment: "It's true, if this person really wants to harm me, it will be another hundred lives, and he will not be at this moment." Maybe it's really this mountain god, but I don't know. But it's a little too bizarre, is there really a god in the world?"
He stood up from the ground and made a gesture to the dryad: "The old fairy and forgive the boy for being lazy, it's not unreasonable, but I don't know the reason and mistake you for a spirit." “
The tree demon whiskered and smiled: "Little friend doesn't have to be so polite, I see that you are a showman dressed up, and your words and deeds are also quite polite, and the misunderstanding here has also been removed, I don't know where you are going?
Zheng Fan shook his head, smiled bitterly, and told all about his experience, so and so and so and so and so on. The dryad listened with embarrassment.
"Little friend, it's not that the old man talks too much. It must be known that the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and the hairless phoenix is not as good as a chicken. At this time, your family is in the middle of the road, and you are already a poor and sour talent, and listening to what you say, your uncle may not be able to treat you. ”
When Zheng Fan heard the old demon say this, he was slightly annoyed: "Uncle, I believe that my uncle is not that ungrateful person!"
The tree demon patted Zheng Fan's shoulder: "Xiaoyou, how old am I from you, the world is cold and warm, and I have seen a lot." Even if your uncle has no prejudice against you, but you want to marry his daughter as a down-and-out talent? ”
"Hey!" Zheng Fan sighed, this old demon's words were going to his heart, a dignified seven-foot man, about to live under someone else's roof to beg for shelter?
"According to the old man's opinion, what should I do?" Zheng Fan looked at the tree demon and said, thinking, "He has told me so much, he must have a good plan!"
The tree demon said: "The man came to this world for a walk, the prince of heaven and earth." Bow to the heavens, bow down to the earth, and the king is the first. I look at the words and deeds of Xiaoyou, it is the dragon and phoenix among people, why not take the test to gain fame, serve the holy king, and live this life in vain!"
"I have long had this intention, but how can I be penniless at the moment, and all the money has been taken away by robbers, and I will go to Jinzhou Mansion to participate in the township test, and there are also three thousand miles of land, so what can I do?" Zheng Fan shook his head.
The dryad clapped his hands, and two big men with knives came in at the mouth of the cave.
"Little friends, these bandits, I let them call me grandpa, but it's actually a joking. They do evil and harm the people on weekdays, and I have the heart to get rid of them completely. But Heaven has the virtue of a good life, and killing a living being is detrimental to the virtue of those who have cultivated the Tao. And he fed each of them poison. Teach them to do good deeds every day, and at the end of each month, I will send them an antidote, hoping to educate them!" said the dryad.
Zheng Fan said: "Mr. Dade!"
"From today onwards, I will let these two little guys, with a hundred taels of silver, escort you on the road, they all have my poison in their bodies, don't dare to do anything to you, little friend and relax. I also have a letter of recommendation, which has just been written, you take it, go to the Jinzhou Mansion, and hand it over to the master, the master and I are old friends, for the sake of my face, I will take more care of you. ”
Zheng Fan was flattered, and hurriedly pushed his hand and said: "How dare the younger generation accept such a generous gift?
The dryad smiled: "Little friends don't have to be formal, I usually admire young people who are good at reading, like you, I have helped countless people." And in the current situation, even if you write flowers, write and move sages, and there is no 'human affection and etiquette', you can't pass the test. I don't need to say much about this, Xiaoyou should also understand. ”
Zheng Fan nodded, deeply convinced.
"You two escort Zheng Fan's little son to Jinzhou Mansion, there must be no mistake!" the dryad said to the two little guys.
Hearing this, the two little guys hurriedly replied: "Don't dare, don't dare, even if you give up your life, you have to protect the little boy." ”
Hearing this, the tree demon nodded and said to Zheng Fan: "Little friend, you go, the title of the gold list in the future, remember to come and visit me, an old man, haha." ”
Zheng Fan gave a deep salute and said: "Great kindness, don't dare to forget, and meet again in the future!"
Zheng Fan had just left, the old tree demon trembled, and turned into a locust tree, and his eyes were full of blood red: "It has not yet reached the transformation period, and it is still a little difficult to forcibly change into a human, hehehe..."