With a scorching summer, weekends and holidays, and an air-conditioner fan spitting out a cool breeze, who can resist the temptation of sleeping lazy?

The bell at eleven o'clock in the afternoon had just come out of the lingering swinging wall clock, urging the high school student Yi Ersan, who was lying on the bed, to get up.

However, the power of the bell still couldn't resist the temptation of the sleeping demon, and Yi Ersan turned over on the bed, covering his head with a quilt and planning to sleep again.

"It's getting harder and harder to do business...... Little Liuzi, are you still sleeping? You should go to the hospital for a recheck, and the eastern suburbs forest farm should also go there. ”

As the gong-like shouts rang out, the dilapidated security door creaked and moaned, letting the people outside the door in.

"Let me sleep again...... Ouch!"

Yi Ersan dragged the quilt to wrap himself even more, and suddenly felt a very cold thing suddenly get into the quilt, and he jumped up from the bed in the ice, and the cold air that had shrouded his body before was dispelled away by the cold thing.

"It's ice cream again, it's really uncreative. Yi Ersan pouted and stared at the ice cream thrown into the quilt, glared at his father Yi Benshu very dissatisfied, and then peeled off the ice cream skin and put it in his mouth to come back to his senses.

"What do you put without ice cream?" "What's the big girl?" Yi Ben, who was in her forties, took off her sweat-soaked robe, came to the air conditioner fan and enjoyed the cold breeze, and said, "Do you have a girlfriend? Lao Tzu is ...... at your age."

"It's already a heartthrob, I know I know. Yi Ersan put on his slippers and went straight to the toilet, not wanting to listen to the old father who didn't have a few words of truth in his mouth.

"After washing, remember to go to the hospital. Yi Benshu took out the sweat-soaked yellow paper talisman in his arms, and complained violently to the air conditioner: "Hey...... I still miss the first two years! Business is getting harder and harder to do now......"

The first two years?Yi Ersan sat on the toilet and shook his head and sighed, it should be the first three years, right?

Three years ago, the Earth lost its only moon, the Moon.

The moon, which had been hanging high in the air for thousands of years, like a little bee circling around the flowers, seemed to have suddenly one day fed up with such swirling flattery, and chose to crash headlong into the bosom of the earth.

One day three years ago, a quarter of the moon fell into the Pacific Ocean of the earth, and the moon in the sky was like a cake that had been cut off.

What happens when the moon falls into the Earth's Pacific Ocean? Many scientists have long said that impacts can produce big bangs, crustal movements, volcanic eruptions, and tsunamis and earthquakes, and anything worse than the extinction of the dinosaurs.

However, this time the moon fell into the Pacific Ocean, as if it had completed a very gentle soft landing, there were no tsunamis, no changes in the earth's crust, no volcanic eruptions and tsunamis, and even the water of the Pacific Ocean did not overflow to other cities around the world because of such a large stone.

After the moon fell into the earth, the only thing unusual was that as soon as it came to the earth, there was a thick fog on the whole earth, and the thick fog that could not be seen for three days shrouded the earth, and when people began to panic, the fog suddenly disappeared overnight.

Then the warships of the various countries drove to the vicinity of the moon, and then ...... Scientists from all over the world shouted that this was the wealth of all mankind, and at the same time set foot on this magical land to conduct scientific research.

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it has been three years since the moon came to the earth, and people have gradually passed from the initial panic to curiosity to the stage of complete adaptation.

There is only one more moon in the Pacific Ocean, and everyone is more concerned about whether they can eat well, get dressed, and live a good life.

Without attention, then the folk scientists who once relied on the moon to reach the earth and appeared on the show once again lost the opportunity to appear on the TV network, and could only mix short videos and public accounts to find some money, or put on a Taoist robe and pretend to be a god stick everywhere to cheat money.

For example: Donor, I see that your Yintang is black, these days have not been smooth, right? It doesn't matter, Poor Dao broke into the moon blocked by various governments some time ago, and actually found the Guanghan Palace of Fairy Chang'e, in which Fairy Chang'e gave this spiritual rune!

The government says that there is nothing on the moon? Then why doesn't the moon be opened for everyone to visit? Doesn't it say that the moon is a gift from all mankind? Poor Dao was invited by the state to go to investigate and signed a confidentiality agreement! If it weren't for the embarrassment of your life, you would never have dared to reveal the truth.

"Hey, this is Chiyangzi Dojo......" Yi Ben Shu's enthusiastic voice interrupted Yi Ersan's memories when he answered the phone, "Ms. Wang, Poor Dao will call you at this time, do you feel that something dirty is there when you go home this time......?"

Yi Benshu skillfully put on the robe that had just been blown dry, put all kinds of guys in his backpack, lifted the 'iron mouth straight off' in his hand, raised his legs and went out of the house, and at the same time did not forget to shout to Yi Ersan in the squatting pit: "Remember to go to the hospital for a review later, and go to the eastern suburbs forest farm in the evening." ”

Yi Ersan put on his pants and walked out of the room, looked at the hot noodle soup on the table, shook his head and said to himself: "Don't be like the previous times, when you meet someone who has been deceived before, and I will be beaten with you." ”

Yi Ben Shu is a runner, since Yi Ersan remembers, he has been relying on the pit to deceive himself to this day, sometimes lucky, can meet a fat sheep, the two fathers and sons can live a few days of good life, bad luck, is to encounter the deceived people to come to the door.

That scene can't be described with chickens, flying dogs, and a few big wives and eggs, who don't care that the nail art they have just done for thousands of yuan will be damaged, and they pull the two fathers and sons with all their might, until they pull the clothes into strips of cloth.

A knock on the door interrupted Yi Ersan's noodle eating memory, and when he opened the door, he found two fashionable men wearing black suits and black sunglasses, with perfect figures, dressed like the men in black in the movie.

Yi Ersan looked at the two expressionless cool brothers in front of him vigilantly, and in addition to wondering whether they were dressed like this on dog days, he also guessed the other party's intentions.

Was you deceived by your dad and came to seek revenge? Or were you deceived by your dad and came to your dad for help?

"Excuse me, is this the home of Chiyangzi Zhenren? We are the Liang family that we agreed with before. ”

Among the two men in black, the man who was taller and should be about 1.9 meters tall suddenly asked.

Yi Ersan quickly determined that the two people in front of him should have just been deceived by his father, and he still doesn't know the status of his father's identity as a liar, otherwise the other party would not have said 'Chiyangzi is a real person', but should let out an angry roar, Chiyangzi's old liar!

Fat sheep!

This is the second judgment made by Yi Ersan to the two people in front of him, as a perennial old liar, Dad will not easily tell others where he lives, only when the other party is worth enough money, he will tell the address, and the next thing is to move quickly after the fraud is completed!