Chapter 55: The Lantern Riddle
Previously, the junior competition between the three sects of Nanshan was presided over by the Qingchou seniors, and now the dance and ink in the Zhuang Zhuang are presided over by Chi Yu of the Imperial Sword Pavilion. After Xue Nanshan and Yushan Wu left, Ram Yu did not rush to the third floor of Fengbozhuang, but led the Ram through the water to the side and explained something softly. Xu Qiu read lightly: "Xu is not talented, he went up the mountain at the age of six, fed pigs at the age of seven, fought at the age of nine, and could read "Bottle Plum" at the age of thirteen. The ram wears water at such an old age, let alone fifteen or sixteen, how can the ram jade still be so uneasy, joke. ”
Jokes, just jokes, Xu Qiu didn't mean to make fun of it, to a certain extent, Xu Qiu was envious, envious.
The ram came lightly through the water, what Xu Qiu didn't expect was that he actually came straight to himself, about three steps away, he stopped, his brows bent, and the dragon and snake totem stretched out two hands in his sleeves, and arched his hands, "Xu Qiu, fame, goodbye this time, sure enough." ”
Xu Qiu was subtle, and immediately replied: "Friends who wear water, I praise it, although I have read books for a few years, they are all wild books, and it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance." I've heard that the friends of the water piercing are talented, and I'm going to give me some insight later. ”
The two talked like old friends meeting, which surprised everyone on the side, and some people inevitably asked: "Is it possible that this meat-eating and fierce Xu Qiu of the Qingshui Sect is an old acquaintance with the ram piercing water boy?"
Immediately, a small child squeezed his eyebrows and said, "What do you know? It's so obvious, can't you see it?" Xu Qiu is almost a mile away. ”
When Xu Qiu heard this, he faintly disliked it, some people, it's useless to just fight, they are born cheap bones. Xu Qiu didn't have a seizure, but instead glanced at the water. The ram pierced through the water, but there was a big movement, his brows furrowed, and he immediately glanced back at the three sect monks who were talking little, and said the chilling words with soft strength, "I and Xu Qiu hit it off at first sight, that's all." If anyone gossips again, whether it is talking about me or Xu Qiu Daoyou, it will be a thin noodle that does not give me a ram to wear water, and I am ruthless. ”
The corners of Xu Qiu's mouth rose slightly in a subtle arc, and he glanced at the ram who was displeased with the water with a meaningful look, and suddenly had a good impression, and said that although this guy is a little girly, he is still good at dealing with people, and he is a good person. Xu Qiu has always been very accurate in seeing people, even if he is wrong, it will not be too different, the main reason is that Xu Qiu has dealt with people at any level, from the ronin who picks up rags, to the Lou Sanqian who dares to sleep with his mother-in-law, and a turtle who speaks loudly, Xu Qiu can even grasp the thoughts of these people, not to mention others?
Xu Qiu threw a glass of wine on the ground and shouted: "Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who can't see through it." Actually, it's not that I don't understand the truth that no one is perfect, no matter how kind of person there is, there will always be people who poke small words behind him, and say a presumptuous word, even if the master of the Qingshan Sect and the Nanshan Sect are high, there will be people who say how he is behind his back. The audience sighed, Xu Qiu continued: "Everyone is amazed that I Xu Qiu is open-mouthed, and I laugh at you for not understanding the world, don't you?"
The ram clapped his hands through the water and shouted, "Xu Qiu, open-minded, adults too." ”
In fact, at the beginning, when the ram penetrated the water to deal with Xu Qiu, Xu Qiu's fingers had already quietly pinched the trick, ready to give this ram with a good posture to wear water to give a dream, take a look at the past of this guy, and the rumored encounter with an old fairy riding a donkey This is true or false. But after a few words of conversation, Xu Qiu found that this guy was okay, and he didn't have the stinky problems of a worldly nobleman.
So, count it.
Senior Chi Yu greeted everyone, "Look, there are three floors in Fengbo Village. The first floor and the second floor need to solve the problem, and the second floor only enters 30 people, so everyone hurry up. ”
After that, in the lobby of Fengbo Village, a cloud suddenly rose. Chi Yu got up and waved his sleeves to shoot a few clear rays on it. Instantly, the rain was sparse and the wind was sudden, and among them fell were small lanterns, delicately shaped, with a thin rope tied to a roll of paper.
Chi Yu said: "Lantern riddles." ”
After a sound, the monks of the three sects each took a scroll in their hands with one paw with their bare hands.
Xu Qiu and the ram were not in a hurry, but glanced at each other, Xu Qiu smiled: "Please." ”
The ram wore the water: "Please." ”
The two of them shot out in unison and each took a roll in their hands.
Xu Qiu held the end of the scroll in one hand, untied it gently, shook it gently, and then took the end of the scroll with one hand, looked at it, chuckled suddenly, and said: "Looking at the lone star in the south, the eyebrows and the moon rise." ”
The ram glanced through the water and read: "Don't worry if you don't get close to the fireworks." ”
Xu Qiu muttered: "Anagram?"
The ram replied, "Yes." ”
Suddenly, the king of the Qingshan Sect, Chengxin, shouted wildly, "Very." What, what?"
Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror. Who is Zhu Bajie? Why do you look in the mirror? How do I know what Zhu Bajie does in the mirror?"
Another child shouted wildly: "Take off your pants and fart, take off your pants and fart, isn't this an extra move, will people in the world take off their pants and fart again, joke! In my opinion, Qingshui Sect deliberately embarrassed me and waited, according to my opinion, this lantern riddle Wendou, my Wang Xiaoer will not fight." ”
Unexpectedly, a piece of light suddenly bloomed on the paper, and a line of small words slowly came out under the riddle, "Correct solution: one more move." ”
What is the principle of heaven?
The guy named Wang Xiaoer actually talked nonsense, said the correct explanation, and became the first person to enter the second layer. Wang Xiaoer's face was wonderful, Fang Cai's angry demeanor was scattered, and he touched a fan from nowhere, shook it a few times, and said with a smile: "Tianzhong is a genius, only I am Wang Xiaoer." Fellow Daoists, Wang will go first, and the second floor will wait for you. ”
Xu Qiu laughed and murmured: "Take off your pants and fart, it's too much." Xuenanshan is also an interesting person. Xu Qiu glanced at the people present, except for the ram wearing water and himself, the rest of the people were all scratching their ears and cheeks, looking like they were meditating, especially Yang Tian on the side of Qing Shui, his face was flushed, Xu Qiu stepped forward, glanced at his question, and immediately couldn't straighten his waist, "Spittoon lid." Xu Qiu patted Yang Tian on the shoulder with one hand and quipped, "What, is it difficult?"
Yang Tian is upright, his brain is not very bright, he is going to suffer at this time, I heard him say a little embarrassed: "The spittoon lid has never been used, how do I know what it means?"
Xu Qiu immediately smiled, did not say it directly, but took two steps. Xu Qiu felt that telling the mystery to Yang Tian in such a straightforward way was a bit of a taste of going through the back door, and if others saw it, they might gossip, so Xu Qiu withdrew and said, "Yang Tian, let me ask, what is a spittoon?"
Yang Tian coarse: "Pee!"
Xu Qiu asked again: "Who uses it to pee?"
Yang Tian: "Naturally, it's for girls, how can I wait for a boy to use this thing! ”
Xu Qiu laughed, "Ask you again, what is the use of the spittoon lid?"
Yang Tian scratched his head, and after thinking about it for a long time, he still didn't come up with a reason. Xu Qiu sighed lightly and said two straight words: "Sullen." ”
After saying that, after two more breaths, Yang Tian suddenly stomped on the ground, and suddenly realized: "Sullen! Yes, sullen, Xu Qiu, you are really smart." ”
Xu Qiu was embarrassed.
And when Xu Qiu sighed lightly, he asked the ram next to him to wear water to notice, so he threw a look and asked lightly: "Is it difficult?"
When Xu Qiu heard this, he glanced at the lantern riddle in his hand, "Looking south, the lone star is rising from the moon." ”
Meditate on three breaths.
Xu Qiu raised his eyebrows, and said lightly: "It's not difficult." ”
The ram looked at Xu Qiu's appearance through the water, and replied: "Presumably Xu Qiu's fellow Daoist has already known the correct solution. ”
"Brother Chuanshui, saying this is really elevating someone Xu. However, since you can say this, you must have already solved the "don't get close to the fireworks, rest assured". ”
The ram wears the water and laughs without saying a word.
The reason why Xu Qiu was not in a hurry to say it was because he had his plan. Xu Qiu wants to take a look at the riddle between Yu Qingshui and Yu Qingshuang, if these two can't solve it, Xu Qiu wants to help, after all, they are both from Xishan, and this favor still has to be repaid. Otherwise, after reaching the second floor, there is not even a person to talk to, wouldn't it be boring?
Yu Qingshui's riddle, "I have known each other for two months and become a confidant." ”
Yu Qingshui is good at stabbing people with a sword, chewing words, but she is not good.
After Xu Qiu glanced at it, he immediately shouted: "Confidant, confidant." There are friends from afar, and they are happy. ”
Yu Qingshui's body trembled, and as soon as he patted the long sword pinned to his waist, he was about to lift the sword to find Xu Qiu, "What's the call? Yu Qingshuang on the side was stunned, Xu Qiu's sentence made her feel empowered, and she hurriedly stopped Yu Qingshui, and whispered: "Sister, what is the word for two months?" Yu Qingshuang pointed on the lantern riddle with one hand when he said, and suddenly, Yu Qingshui murmured: "Two months of acquaintance and confidant." Two months, punzi. ”
In an instant, a line of small words appeared under the paper roll, "Friend, correct solution." ”
When Qing Shui raised his eyes to look at Xu Qiu, Xu Qiu was tilting his head sideways, raising a glass to invite the moon, "Entering the forest at dusk, Huangliang has a dream." ”
Yu Qingshuang raised her hand to look at the lantern riddle, "Dream." ”
Xu Qiu no longer looked at the two of them, turned his back directly, and transmitted his voice to Qing Shui: "Go, I'll come later." ”
Yu Qingshui withdrew his sword and muttered, "Xu Qiu, can you steal the question?"
Yu Qingshuang read: "What a talented Xu Qiu." ”
About half an hour.
Xue Nanshan, who was above the third floor, was teasing with the two, "The Qingshui Sect is disgraced. ”
Yushan Wu was not angry, "Nanshan Lao'er, Xu Qiu, isn't this a violation?"
In fact, the reason why Yu Shanwu said these words was because the Qingshan Sect was really not angry, and after half an hour, there was not a single monk who entered the second floor. Although Yu Shanwu looked down on these embroidery shelves and weak scholars in his bones, he was a little embarrassed and embarrassed in this situation.
Xu Qiu, who has read "Bottle Plum", is not difficult to solve these riddles at the moment, and he can catch them.
Xu Qiu was kind-hearted, and saw Wang Chengxin's sad face as always, so he prompted: "Wang Daoyou, is this difficult?"
Wang Chengxin looked at the enemy Xu Qiu walking in front of him, and immediately covered the riddle with one hand, stretched his neck and said, "What do you have to do with it?" Xu Qiu sneered, smiled at Wang Chengxin's raised eyebrows, and said in his heart, if it weren't for the fear of the person in your family above who spoke and looked for trouble from my Qingshui Sect, I would be too lazy to pay attention to you.
Xu Qiu had long expected that the master of the Qingshan Sect would be disgraced, after all, the Qingshan Sect was all bandits, and there was no one who could enter the second floor of Fengbo Village. At this time, Yu Shanwu must be gossiping, so Xu Qiu will come to find Wang Chengxin.
Is it really Xu Qiu's good heart, look at Wang Chengxin's embarrassment, and come to solve his doubts?
Xu Qiu didn't dare to deal with Wang Chengxin, who was a cousin of his own family.
Insulting Sven.
"Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror, tsk, it's really difficult, no wonder Brother Wang has no clue. ”
Wang Chengxin snorted coldly.
"I vaguely feel that the lantern riddles in Fengbozhuang today know human nature, what kind of lantern riddles will find whom, you say?"
"I know how to walk people, Lao Tzu doesn't even know who Zhu Bajie is, it's strange that he can solve it. ”
Xu Qiu exhaled a breath of turbidity, and Yun said lightly: "It has nothing to do with Zhu Bajie." Can you think of yourself as Zhu Bajie, and see what you look like in the mirror?"
After a sentence, Xu Qiu didn't pay attention to him anymore, and simply left, and said in his heart: "I have hinted at these, and if I can't solve it, it is really rotten wood." ”
After Xu Qiu left.
Shi Lianyun, who had been silent for a long time, chuckled, "It's not a person inside and out." ”
Wang Chengxin frowned and muttered: "Inside and outside, it's not a person?"
Then he scolded wildly: "Xu Qiu of the dog day, you fuck..."
Before the words fell, the correct solution was shown under the riddle, and Wang Chengxin was stunned for a moment after seeing it. There is no reason to take back the words that he said, and his tone changed, "Xu Qiu of the dog day, you really have two fucking brushes." ”
Xue Nanshan murmured: "The children can be taught." ”
Yushan Wu snorted coldly, squinted at Xue Nanshan, and there was no follow-up.
[To be continued.] 】