Chapter Thirty-Six: Fellow Daoists, Please Take a Step!
I knew that things were not so simple, so I raised my hand and waved away Wang Fang's formation and said, "In this way, this master will help you think of a move, and you don't need to make a single one." ”
What kind of medicine is sold in Wang Ji's gourd? Just now, he asked for three merit pills for one mouth, but now he doesn't want it, what kind of calculation does he have.
"Tell me about it. "No matter what the method, listen to it first, Dayu said tentatively
As long as you call the spiritual world, those ghosts and immortals who may have merit pills one by one, this master will ask for them one by one, and there is no need for you to make merit pills.
"Fart, do you want me to become a public enemy of the spirit world?" Dayu's face turned pale, he really had to follow Wang Ji's method, he was a provincial merit pill, but as soon as Wang Ji left afterwards, it was not possible for him, and his life would definitely be in danger.
This idea can also be thought of, Jiuxiao Thunder Venerable Wang Ji is afraid that he is not stupid.
Why is he so unlucky today! Catch a fish and meet Wang Ji, after one move, the house has also become a ruin, and now I have to give the merit pill, oh my mother! The flesh hurts! Dayu cried in his heart, and his whole body was quite uncomfortable.
"Then you can give me five merit pills. "I'm not salty, I want five when I open my mouth.
You still have a price increase? You think you're trading with you, and you're going to raise the price!
Posing like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, Dayu pulled out the wooden slab on his head, let the black hair spread out, shook his hair, and signaled that there was nothing.
He pulled open the placket with his hand to expose his chest, raised his foot and said, "No, I'm poor now, if I don't give you one, we won't see it today." ”
Is it called Hanako when you are the master of this book?
"Two, two, I'll give you both! "Dayu didn't look very good at me, so he could only compromise and give the reserve price.
Smacking my lips, I nodded, meaning to agree to the deal.
Dayu waved his hand and used illusion to trap Wang Fang not far away, so that she couldn't see here.
I was just about to ask Dayu what he was doing, but he carefully unbuttoned his shirt and took off his clothes.
After picking up only one pants, Dayu opened a small pocket on the pants.
"Why do you wear a kaftan with modern boxers underneath?" I said, a little confused
After taking out two citrine-like beads from his underwear pocket, Dayu said reluctantly: "What about wearing like this? ”
The merit pill with two small glass balls was thrown over by Dayu.
Stretching out his hand to take it, he felt the surging power of merit exuded from the merit pill, yes, it was it.
"You've got it in that pocket. "Put away the merit pill, I'm a little curious about the small pocket on Dayu's underwear.
Dayu, who was already wearing a long robe, ignored me, told the little blue monkey to become smaller, and flew away with the little monkey.
With a flick of his fingers, the illusion set by Dayu shattered instantly, Wang Fang looked at everything in front of him in surprise and said: "That ghost fairy Dayu is the lord of the Xia Dynasty, does Dayu have the power to control water?"
But isn't it him, at that time, he relied on the measuring ruler in his hand to control the water, and obtained a lot of merits, plus he is the lord of the country, and the dragon qi is long, if it weren't for the closure of the immortal channel, he should be able to be a miscellaneous servant in the fairy world.
"He seems to have a grudge against you, Jiji, and his eyes are so fierce. Wang Fang pursed her lips and recalled
It's no wonder if it's not fierce, the master went directly to ask for it in front of him, but he was fiercely resisted by Dayu, and as the lord of the country, he had to hand over the merit equipment, how could he endure such grievances.
"What happened later, you snatched his measuring scale?" Wang Fang opened her eyes wide and asked, she still had to listen to such a secret.
Later, after the master was educated with a stick, Dayu respectfully offered the measuring ruler, and said that the measuring ruler gave the master a great blessing.
Wang Fang looked at me with a look of disbelief, which made Master Ben a little embarrassed, and he could only tell the truth.
The fact is that Dayu tried his best to fight the dragon or lost, which directly led to the lack of dragon qi in the Xia Kingdom, and was destroyed after a few hundred years.
Sticking out his tongue, Wang Fang exclaimed: "Jiuding was also taken away by you, no wonder Dayu saw you like an enemy who killed your father." ”
Actually, I didn't want to do this, I just felt that it was too wasteful to put good things in their hands, and Master Ben was helping them collect, yes, it was collecting.
The good things will definitely be gone in their hands, how can I put them here safely.
Pulling Wang Fang into the air, he flew into the distance.
"Who are you going to now? Wang Fang hugged me tightly in the air and asked
I motioned to stop talking, and in a moment she would know.
Dayu flew with the little monkey for a long time and then came to a towering cliff.
released the aura to sense the surroundings, and seeing that there was no spirit nearby, he shouted at the top of his voice: "Mitutoyo Daoyou, Mitutoyo Daoist is here?"
Bursts of ripples soon appeared on the cliff, and a slightly chubby old man wearing a yin and yang Taiji robe showed his figure.
As soon as he saw Dayu, the old man in the Taoist robe saluted and opened his mouth with a smile: "Isn't this Dayu's Taoist friend? ”
With a wave of his long sleeves, Dayu's face was full of grievances and said: "Don't mention it, I met Wang Ji just now, hurry up and let me go in and talk about it at your house." ”
What?!Did you meet Jiuxiao Lei Zun? Get out of the way and enter the cave with Dayu.
"Fellow Daoists, please stay!"
It's not good that Wang Ji actually followed him, Dayu trembled angrily, and said angrily towards the source of the voice: "What are you doing! ”
With Wang Fangluo standing not far away, I smiled obscenely: "Dayu, you go, I'm not here to find you." ”
Towards the fat Taoist, I said loudly: "Don't come to harm's place, Fat Zhang." ”
The fat Taoist priest is called Zhang Sanfeng, formerly known as Zhang Tong, the word Junbao, who founded a faction in Wudang Mountain and became the founder of the Wudang faction.
"Sanfeng has seen Jiuxiao Lei Zun. Smiling and nodding, Zhang Sanfeng was a little confused, wasn't Jiuxiao Lei Zun injured?
Master Ben didn't say much nonsense, and when he opened his mouth, there were three merit pills, which made the corners of his mouth on the fat face of the fat man twitch.
"Shangxian wants, the poor Dao is offered with both hands, but the poor morality is short, can you only give one grain?" "Patience, patience, Zhang Sanfeng is now riding a tiger is difficult, he can't beat it, he can't run away, he can only discuss it."
As soon as these words came out, Master Ben nodded in agreement, presumably there are not many fat people, and Master Ben is not very greedy, I will not force people to a dead end.
"Then give two. "With two fingers up, I made the final line.
Two of them? I just said to give one, what are you nodding! Zhang Sanfeng wants to fight with Wang Ji in front of him, it's just too deceitful.
He was strong, the breeze was blowing on the hills, Zhang Fatzi thought silently in his heart, raised his hand and threw out two merit pills, and planned to go back to the cave.
What kind of hill to blow, can't you move, okay! Jiuxiao Lei Zun is too strong, leaving aggrieved tears, pulling Dayu into the cave, planning to have a good drink with Dayu, and get drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows.
After picking up the merit pill, Master Ben said: "Do you have any enemies, I'll blackmail you." ”
Zhang Sanfeng, who had stepped back with one foot, retreated, rolled his big eyes and smiled: "800 miles to the east, the Dapeng Demon Saint is there." ”
After finishing speaking, he went back to the cave, thinking that the miserable image of Dapeng being blackmailed, the flesh was not as painful as just now, and whoever let him be okay would pull bird on his cave.
800 miles to the east, the Dapeng Demon Saint is napping on the big tree, the big tree is an ancient tree with great spiritual cultivation, up to thousands of zhang like a giant mountain.
"I haven't seen the Dapeng Demon Saint for a long time. ”
A voice exploded in Dapeng's ears, causing Dapeng, who was napping, to wake up in an instant, who would dare to disturb his rest.
Angry screams resounded in the sky, waving huge wings, and his body soared into the air, what kind of thing did not open his eyes, a radius of five hundred miles was the territory of his Dapeng Demon Saint, and he actually dared to disturb him when he was resting.
At a glance, he saw Jiuxiao Thunder Venerable Wang Ji staring at him with a smile.
Run, he can't fight alone, he waves his wings and turns around and runs.
"Fellow Daoists, please stay. "Seeing that the Dapeng Demon Saint is about to fly away, I can only open my mouth to save it, saluting first and then soldiering has always been a good character of this master.
Leave your uncle, the Dapeng Demon Saint transported the monstrous demon power and turned into a streamer and flew into the distance.
"Dapeng Daoyou, please stay. "I took Wang Fang to follow the Dapeng Demon Saint behind, the Dapeng Demon Saint is worthy of being the overlord of the sky, I really can't catch up with him for a while, so I can only make a voice to let him stop first.
"Jiuxiao Thunder Venerable Wang Ji, don't chase anymore, I won't let you catch up with me. "The Dapeng Demon Saint hasn't returned, if you want to catch up with him?
After flying for a long time, my patience was about to be worn out, and I said angrily: "Dapeng Demon Saint, if you run again, I will directly kill you." ”
Did Jiuxiao Lei Zun take the wrong medicine? Still following him, the Dapeng Demon Saint heard my words and said bitterly: "Don't chase it, don't you, just say what you want." ”
After some bargaining, in the end, after the Dapeng Demon Saint paid three merit pills, Master Ben stopped the chase.
The mouth of the departing Dapeng Demon Saint Qi was crooked, moving! He was going to move! It must be where he lived, it was too conspicuous.
I didn't expect it to be the Dapeng Demon Saint who was yin by Zhang Sanfeng, and flew away scolding all the way.
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Somewhere in the Everest Mountains, 600 meters underground, the brothers were still digging hard with their dark faces.
"I can't do it anymore, I really want to sleep for a while. Qian Fugui squinted, his body finally couldn't hold on, and he fell to the ground holding the shovel.
Although they are nourished by spiritual power, they haven't even closed their eyes for so long, and their instinct as creatures drives Qian Fugui to want to take a break.
"Why don't we get some sleep? It's warm here, and it's never too late to get up and get up." Wu Shuai looked at Qian Fugui, who had fallen and closed his eyes to rest, and put forward his idea.
In fact, he also wanted to sleep, and he had survived until now completely with a ruthless force.
Li Yingjun threw away the pickaxe, and immediately found a comfortable position and said: "It's okay, let's sleep for a while, it's definitely okay, come, handsome, you go to the other side, let Fugui be soft in the middle." ”
With a grin at the corner of his mouth, Wu Shuai also dropped the shovel, moved his body and leaned in.
As soon as Wu Shuai closed his eyes, he felt that Qian Fugui had been moving in the middle.
When he opened his eyes suspiciously, he saw Qian Fugui with his eyes closed, his hands mechanically planing, as if he was digging something.
Nima, sleepwalking and still digging a pit, Wu Shuai just wanted to ask Li Yingjun to see Fugui, but before he could say anything, he saw that Li Yingjun also began to dig soil on the ground with his hands.
Well, shaking his head, Wu Shuai also closed his eyes.
Three minutes later, the brother sleepwalked and got up, picked up a shovel and pickaxe, and continued digging in the hole.