After a while, Chu Wangxian had a loud bang in his mind, like a thunderbolt striking his body, and the feeling of dizziness hit, and his body seemed to be falling into an abyss.

"It's here again, can it be normal!"

Chu Wangxian didn't have time to sigh, and there was a fantasy in front of him, and a blue sea appeared in the sky, cloudless.

He was standing in the sea of clouds, and he had clearly entered the realm of delusion again!

Looking from afar, there is a drumbeat in the blue sky, "Knock!" and "Knock!", which is getting farther and closer.

A cloud drifted in like the tide of the sea.

I only heard the bamboo silk in mid-air, the sound of fairy music, playing the altar of all gods, the fragrance is ethereal, filling the sky.

A strong man dressed in a slit green coat, with a wide nose and bull's eyes, and knotted muscles, stepped on the colorful petals in the sky, like a forward god of war, slowly floating from the sky.

Chu Wangxian fixed his eyes and looked at it, do it!

You immortals are all cattle people with their own background music and flowers, and they thought they were pretending to be forced enough, but they turned out to be too young. Compared with these pretending immortals, they are too tender.

Chu Wangxian just wanted to greet him, but suddenly saw a drum in the throat of the strong man opposite, and he was like thunder.

In a trance, the strong man's body shook, and he became bigger and bigger like a giant spirit god. In the end, it changed into the legendary mountain bull, shaped like Mount Tai.

The right foot of the giant bull stomped on the ground, as if trampled by a bull, and the clouds stirred.

"Chu Wangxian, you talk about immortals and gods in vain, you should be punished by heaven!"

The giant bull shouted angrily, and the whole heaven and earth shook, the earth rolled, the sea hung upside down, the sky collapsed, and the space was torn, as if the end of the world.

Chu Wangxian was involved in it, as if he had been thrown into a washing machine, his head was dizzy, and his body was dizzy.

After a long time, the world returned to calm, and the "drum washing machine" stopped.

Chu Wangxian took a deep breath before relieving himself, his hands and feet trembled and the pain couldn't be stopped, and he couldn't stop scolding in his heart, what a murderous immortal.

Damn, did I offend you? As for this!

The strong man in Tsing Yi had a bulging eye, as big as a bull's eye, and the urn sounded and said:

"Chu Wangxian, as a cultivator of the Dharma, you should fulfill your duties and follow Tang Sanzang's example to spread the true law. ”

Another burst of coercion was like Mount Tai pressing down, so that Chu Wangxian couldn't straighten his waist. "If you talk nonsense again, slander, and talk about heaven in vain, you will not be spared. ”

"Can you hear me?" came the thunderbolt.

"!" Chu Wangxian looked at the strong man in Tsing Yi and lowered his head, but cursed in his heart, he is a part-time worker, can't he complain.

also let him learn from Tang Seng, the great immortal of these dog days.

One preaches Buddhism, the other preaches immortals, and it should also be comparable.

Take a look at the second-generation Tang monk scripture learning team, at least there is a compilation, and the department has Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk. Along the way, there is also Guanyin, a big leader, cooperating with the acting, and the leisure and leisure on the road are even more erotic.

Look at him Chu Wangxian again, the commander of the light pole, his father doesn't love his mother, he just comes to step on it.

The more Chu Wangxian thought about it, the more angry he became.

Tang Seng has a white dragon horse car, and he has to serve the eight precepts, and there is a black pot and an old sand top.

There are also such considerate subordinates as Sun Monkey, who saw Tang Seng being captured by the female goblin and pinched it. If you go late, I'm afraid that Tang Seng will die, and if you go early, I'm afraid that Tang Seng won't be happy enough.

Looking at what Tang Seng did as a leader, he didn't do anything all the way, so he took the Dharma.

In the end, the whole department was promoted, monkeys, pig heads, and old sand clubs jumped to the Buddhist family with high salaries.

Tang Seng: Zhantan Merit Buddha.

Monkey King: Fight to defeat the Buddha.

Zhu Bajie: Pure altar messenger Bodhisattva.

Sha Wujing: Eight Treasures Golden Body Arhat Bodhisattva

Little White Dragon: Eight Heavenly Dragons Guangli Bodhisattva.

Tsk, this means!

As for himself, his mouth is dry when he does the live broadcast of cultivating immortals, not to mention the helpers, and even the mixed yuan beads that he finally got have to be withdrawn.

If you want money, you don't have money, you don't even have five insurances and one gold, and you don't want to send a bag of spirit stone fairy fruit or something during the New Year's holidays.

Chu Wangxian just wants to open his mouth to wake up this Tsing Yi immortal, and see how sincere and courageous other Buddhists are, no wonder there are more monk temples than Taoist temples now, and the incense is also more prosperous.

Why didn't he Chu Wangxian have such a good life and entered the wrong unit.

Working for these door-slamming immortals, it's really a hell of a job.

The big man in Tsing Yi looked at Chu Wangxian, as if he had seen through Chu Wangxian's heart, and said majestically:

"Chu Wangxian, I see that your bones are strange, and you will definitely be able to learn the immortal method. Hello, you are born to pass on the Fa, and it is not impossible to rank in the immortal class in the future. ”

Chu Wangxian took another look, you are only a strange bone.

Okay, I also know how to draw a big pie, why don't you get an option share or something, who are you fooling with a word?

Chu Wangxian took a deep breath, his face showed joy, and asked respectfully, "I don't know the name of the Great Immortal?"

"I am the old man!"

The vast divine voice came, and the immortal sound entered his ears, Chu Wangxian looked stunned, and hurriedly asked, "Are you Taishang Laojun?"

Chu Wangxian glared, you are blind to me!

The burly man snorted and breathed, like a whirlpool of white air, like a long whale sucking water, sucking the air.

After a long time, he said, "Your Majesty Qingniu is also!"

Chu Wangxian glared.

Dry, it turned out to be the driver of Taishang Laojun, everyone is a part-time worker, what are you pretending to be.

Chu Wangxian smiled, nodded and asked: "I read the "Classic of Mountains and Seas|The South Classic of the Sea", which contains: "I am buried in the east of Shun, and the south of Xiangshui." It was like an ox, and it was black, with a horn. ”

"I don't know if it's a great immortal recorded in the book?"

"Exactly!" A wild laugh, like thunder, the Venerable Green Bull threw his right hand, and something flew out like an arrow.

"This is a heavenly book, there is a universe in it, you can put it away. ”

Chu Wangxian's right hand hurt, and when he looked down, he saw that there was a roll of bamboo slips in his hand, about ten pieces.

"Bring the Mixed Yuan Orb!" said Venerable Qingniu.

Chu Wangxian had no choice but to rub the mixed yuan orb, although he was very reluctant, he had to give it up.

Venerable Qingniu held and sucked in his right hand, and the mixed yuan orb in Chu Wangxian's hand was sucked and pinched in his hand, and he swallowed it directly.

And said with a pale face:

"Chu Wangxian, I'm going, remember, don't do cunning methods anymore, and don't mention the matter of the heavenly immortals, otherwise you will suffer from five thunders and ten thousand arrows piercing your heart. ”

A burst of colorful petals floated in the sky, and the clouds shone down, which was beautiful.

Venerable Qingniu stepped on the white clouds and floated away leisurely.

Chu Wangxian scolded, these immortals should really go to an MBA and learn "How Enterprises Motivate Employees", he looked at the invisible background of Venerable Qingniu, and scolded again, one day he will snatch this cow and ride it himself.

Come back to your senses.

Chu Wangxian looked at the Heavenly Book in his hand, this is a good thing.

In front of the screen in the live broadcast room.

Suddenly, a new scene appeared, only to see a cloud of steaming mist, as far as the eye could see, it looked like the top of a thousand-meter cliff.

The summit is about the size of a football field, and the ground is secluded.

A young man, as if standing in the clouds, looking into the distance. As the young man turned around, Chu Wangxian's figure appeared.

[Immortal, where is this? Why in the blink of an eye, you have changed places. 】

[yes, how tall is this? You don't think you can teleport and fly to the top of the mountain!]

"Supreme Heavenly Venerable!" Chu Wangxian preached.

"One sand, one world, one leaf, one world. ”

After a pause, Chu Wangxian stood on the top of the mountain, like a world master, shook his right hand, and said proudly: "Taoism has thirty-six heavens, and there is Xuanye Wuji, which is big and outside, and small and inside. Buddhism also has the theory of 3,000 worlds, 1 billion small worlds, 3,000 large worlds, and 100 billion worlds. ”

Chu Wangxian looked at it, "I am a person who cultivates immortals, so I naturally have a space for carrying the cave mansion, and this place is the unique world of my Chu Wangxian." ”