The great Mr. Lu Xun once said that the first person to eat crabs is very admirable, who dares to eat it if he is not a warrior!

The shape of the crab is terrifying, ugly and ferocious, and the first person to eat the crab does need courage, but no matter who is the first person to eat the crab, Lin Zixuan will never be the last.

She came to Chaoshan, in addition to wanting to go out to enjoy the mountains and rivers, to a large extent, to eat crabs.

Eat crabs in autumn and dogs in winter, but no one rules that you can't eat crabs in spring. Even if there is such a statement, Miss Lin will not care about thirty-seven twenty-one when she is greedy.

Chen Ling doesn't have the temperament to eat, drink and have fun, to be honest, he is actually a very lazy person, if he can sit, he will never stand, if he can lie down, he will never sit, and even when doing that thing, if the women are willing, he is willing to lie down below. So on the second day of coming to Chaoshan, he just wanted to sleep in the hotel.

It's a pity that Miss Lin came to knock on his door early in the morning and asked him to accompany her to eat crabs.

Chen Ling couldn't cry or laugh, this woman looked like that when she was in the hospital, she looked very mature, elegant and dignified from near and far, but when she left the hospital, she looked like a lioness out of the cage and was crazy.

Chen Ling was so entangled that he had no choice but to get up to accompany her, and when he passed by Yan Xinyue's room, he thought about it and called her again.

Sitting in the "Old Crab" signboard hall, Lin Zixuan looked curiously at the dazzling variety of crabs in the water chamber, and teased them with his fingers through the glass from time to time.

Yan Xinyue seemed a little out of spirit, drinking tea in silence, Chen Ling couldn't help but ask: "Teacher, your spirit is not too good, are you not used to coming here?"

Yan Xinyue shook her head, "I didn't rest well last night! I didn't come back until three o'clock in the morning." ”

"Huh?" Chen Ling was stunned for a moment and asked, "Have the two guys' illnesses recurred?"

"No, they're fine, I arranged for them to leave when they were about to leave, but there were seven or eight trauma patients in the emergency department, two of them were still seriously disabled, plus there were already a lot of headaches and brain fever in the emergency department, plus such a group of people, it was chaotic all of a sudden, and the doctors and nurses on duty couldn't deal with it, and we just happened to run into each other, and at the request of the dean, we had to help treat it together!"

Hearing this, Lin Zixuan, who was originally looking at those crabs curiously, turned his head and asked urgently: "Are all those trauma patients with flat heads?"

"Yes!" Yan Xinyue nodded, and asked puzzledly, "How do you know?"

“...... I guess!" Lin Zixuan couldn't help but look at Chen Ling after saying this!

Chen Ling still had an indifferent expression, as if there was nothing wrong with him at all.

After ordering all kinds of steamed, fried, stewed, fried, baked, boiled, and stewed crabs, Yan Xinyue went to the bathroom.

"Hey, Chen Ling, what do you say about those people?" Lin Zixuan took advantage of this gap and quickly leaned over and asked.

"Didn't you just listen to my teacher, they all went to the hospital!" Chen Ling said.

"I know I'm going to the hospital, but will I die!" Lin Zixuan said worriedly.

"Cut, I'm only scared now, why did you go earlier, when you smashed people with bricks last night, weren't you quite a girl!" Chen Ling said disdainfully.

"I'm so dizzy!" Lin Zixuan was embarrassed, found a step for himself, glared at Chen Ling and said, "It's all your fault, you knew that I was angry at the time, and you didn't know how to persuade me!"

Didn't I persuade you? If you hadn't persuaded you, you'd have already smashed people into meat sauce. Chen Ling felt really depressed, others often said that he couldn't communicate with people like him, and he also admitted that he was indeed not very gregarious, but now, someone who was even more unreasonable than him finally came out.

So he chose to be silent, bow his head, and drink tea.

This action made Lin Zixuan's face red again, and he shrank his feet and said, "What do you see, didn't you see enough last night?"

Chen Ling was so aggrieved that he couldn't swallow the cup in his stomach and died, he just lowered his head, when did he look at her feet.

He really regretted dying now, if he knew that this was the case, when he returned to the hotel last night, he shouldn't have carried her to the door of the room on his back, he shouldn't have gone in when he sent her to the door of the room, he shouldn't have gone to her bed after he went in, and he shouldn't have rudely and directly ...... her The foot was healed.

But when you think about it, her little feet are really good-looking, green and white, small and exquisite, and it is never an exaggeration to describe it as a three-inch golden lotus.

Lin Zixuan didn't say that it was okay, as soon as she talked about this, Chen Ling really stared at her high heels and couldn't stop watching, remembering that she was playing with her calves in other people's hands last night...... No, it should be the scene of massage, his face turned even redder, and his voice lowered and said, "Last night, thank you so much!"

"You're polite now!" Chen Ling replied lukewarmly, "You don't want to think about how hard you were when you pinched me, pinched me, scolded me, and beat me last night." ”

In order to make her get better quickly, Chen Ling could only forcibly use manual massage and silver needle puncture to disperse the bruise between her ankles, the process was naturally more painful and bitter than the first time for a girl, Lin Zixuan was naturally pinching and pinching and beating and scolding.

"You still blame me, who made you make me hurt so much!" Lin Zixuan said loudly.

As soon as these words came out, the four of them were shocked, and they all turned back to look at these two.

found that the woman is beautiful and the man is strong, and it is really a pair of dog men and women who are talented and beautiful, and it is also willing to be a little fierce.

However, the uncle at the next table felt pity when he looked at Lin Zixuan, he didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, why didn't you look for me? I am very gentle!

Lin Zixuan also realized that he was reckless and reckless in what he said, where did he dare to say anything more, glared at Chen Ling with a red face, lowered his head and used a teacup to block his embarrassment.

Chen Ling looked at those envious and blaming eyes, and shouted in his heart, who her, who her, who her!

Yan Xinyue, who went to wash her hands and came back, didn't come back sooner or later, and just heard the last two sentences. Originally, even if the two of them really hooked up, they couldn't stop her from doing anything, but somehow, she suddenly felt a burst of anger surge, her face sank to the ground, and she returned to her position silently.

Chen Ling didn't feel anything abnormal at first, anyway, usually many times, Yan Xinyue was cold, and he didn't have a good rest at this time, his spirit was not good, and he was even more willing to be cold as frost.

"Teacher, you drink more tea, this chrysanthemum tea has the effect of lifting qi and nourishing the mind, dispersing wind and clearing heat, clearing the liver and eyes, detoxifying and reducing inflammation!" Chen Ling kindly gave her tea.

Yan Xinyue was angry in her heart, and rushed out, "My chrysanthemums are good, you don't have to worry about it!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was slammed again, and they were scorched by thunder.

Yan Xinyue saw that everyone's jaws were about to fall in shock, so she realized that she was speechless, and hurriedly shouted, "I mean my spirit is good!"

Chen Ling was depressed, and said in his heart, how can I recruit you to provoke you, as if I had eaten gunpowder early in the morning.

After saying a few words without salt and taste, the main dish is about to come up, because at this time it has already begun to serve side dishes, fried peanuts, sweet and sour raw radish.

Yan Xinyue was still angry, and found that others always looked at her with a strange look, and felt embarrassed, so she took chopsticks and put peanuts in her mouth and chewed violently, and Lin Zixuan was also in a situation of half a catty and eight taels, so she also learned the same.

"That ......" Chen Ling opened his mouth, and when he saw the cruel gaze of the two of them at the same time, he had to close his mouth.

After repeating it, Chen Ling still couldn't help it, "Don't eat peanuts, okay?"

"We're eating ours, what's in your way. Lin Zixuan glanced at him, and danced the chopsticks even faster, holding peanuts and sending them to his mouth with great accuracy.

"The dog is nosy with a mouse!" Yan Xinyue actually said the same thing as Lin Zixuan.

Chen Ling was extremely depressed, so he had to stop making a noise and drink stuffy tea.

After a plate of peanuts was quickly solved by the two women, the main course finally came up, in addition to a variety of crabs, there were also a variety of river fresh, such as yellow eel bitter wheat vegetables, egg belly fried loach, steamed local Tang fish.

Looking at these dishes, Chen Ling's brows furrowed even tighter, not because he felt sorry for his wallet, he didn't bring his wallet out today, but because the dishes ordered by the two girls were really messy enough.

"That ......" Chen Ling opened his mouth again, and when he saw the two girls shooting arrow-like eyes at him again, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed: "You let me finish speaking!"

"Hmph!" the two women snorted at the same time, and continued to bury their heads in the bitter battle, the meaning was clear, you said yours, we eat ours. You can say whatever you like, we don't have the ears to listen to you anyway.

However, after not listening to a few words, the two girls were stunned, one biting the crab claws in its mouth, and the other holding an egg in its mouth.

“...... Crabs are cold, salty, good for dampness and yellowing, good for limbs, nourish liver yin, and fill stomach juice, but what about peanut kernels?

Yan Xinyue was frightened, her stomach had never been very good.

Although Lin Zixuan was greedy, he was also afraid, so he hurriedly spit out the crab claws and asked, "Is what you said true or false?"

Chen Ling ignored her, but continued: "Loach Ganping is non-toxic, it can warm and nourish qi, treat thirst and drink water, yang is not affordable, sex is warm and supplementative, while crabs are cold and beneficial, the functions of the two are completely opposite, and eating the two together can easily cause poisoning reactions!"

"Ah~~~cough~~" Yan Xinyue hurriedly spit out the food in her mouth and rinsed her mouth with water.

Lin Zixuan was also stunned, she didn't know what to do, she had eaten a lot of peanuts!

Both girls only know that crabs are delicious, how do they know that there are so many taboos in them!

Yan Xinyue was very annoyed and said, "Since you already knew, why didn't you say it earlier?"

"I want to say it, but are you willing to let me say it?" Chen Lingurn replied angrily.

"Sir, please tell me again, can't you eat crabs with anything?" a voice sounded next to him.

Chen Ling didn't look at who it was, and replied: "In addition to these two things, the crabs that can't be mixed together are sweet potatoes, pumpkins, melons, honey, oranges, pomegranates, red stalks, snails, celery, pestles, rabbit meat, ......."

"Wait, sir, say slow, say slow! I can't remember!" cried the man who had just asked anxiously. Chen Ling looked back, only to find that a fat man was sweating profusely with a sketchbook, and the people in the whole hall were listening carefully to his "lectures"!

The fat man saw Chen Ling stop, hurried up and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, my surname is Zhu, I am the boss here, this gentleman can come to my store with his friends to eat, I must also know that our signature dish here is crab, although the craftsmanship is handed down from the ancestors, but I only know how to do it, and I don't know which of them can't be matched, sir, you say slow down, I'll write it all down, this meal, I'll save you from the order!"

If there is something to eat for nothing, then it is naturally the best, Chen Ling is like a river, gushing endlessly, and only after finishing speaking, he picked up the crab and bit it, but the two women could only stare dryly on the side, they ate peanut kernels and loaches, where do they dare to eat crabs again.