Chapter Forty-Nine: The Great Shun Chuang King
Since Li Zicheng got a beautiful woman like Chen Yuanyuan, he sang songs day and night, and he was overjoyed. It can really be said that people are in good spirits at happy events, and good luck also accelerates the future, and several other Dashun troops also went smoothly to the city of Beiping, without encountering much obstacles. Li Zicheng's general Liu Zongmin attacked the city all the way, so that the Ming troops in various places surrendered one after another, won all the way, and sang all the way. The triumphant Li Zicheng took Chen Yuanyuan out to enjoy the beautiful scenery and show his majesty in front of Chen Yuanyuan.
"Beauty, look at the country that this king has laid for you, do you like it?" Li Zicheng stood on a city tower, holding Chen Yuanyuan's * with one hand, and pulling out the sword in his hand with the other hand and pointing into the distance with a smile.
"The king is so good! The concubine is flattered! From now on, the concubine has a king, and she has no worries in this life!" Chen Yuanyuan leaned on Li Zicheng's arms and whispered softly.
"Beauty, you can play your pipa with peace of mind in the future, don't worry about the rest, everything has this king! ha......" Li Zicheng laughed when he put away his sword.
"Thank you for the king's grace! The king likes to listen to me play the pipa, but the concubine is still not good at learning in the Suzhou workshop, I don't know if the king has heard of the qin god Meiwu qin master, this person's piano art can be called the first swan song in ancient and modern times, if the king has a heart, I hope that the king will post to visit this person, and invite this person to be a teacher for the concubine, teach the piano art to the concubine, and wait for the concubine to learn the essence of the silk and bamboo orchestra from the god of the qin, and then play and listen to the king, the king will be intoxicated, drunk and dreaming of death. Chen Yuan's face was full of smiles.
"Oh, beauty, in my eyes, your pipa music is already unparalleled in the world, and there is someone else who can be your teacher? If there is such a person today? I will make a list tomorrow, is it a man or a woman?" Li Zicheng said as he spoke, suddenly becoming a little nervous.
"King, where do you think you are going? The Qin God is a woman, and she is also an otherworldly goddess!" Chen Yuanyuan said, clenching his fists with his soft and sweet little hands, and Li Zicheng couldn't help but kiss Chen Yuanyuan again. The sentinels on the city tower who watched this scene turned their heads embarrassedly to avoid it, it was too sadistic, and those sentries must have been very unhappy in their hearts, running ten thousand grass and mud horses.
When Li Zicheng and Chen Yuanyuan were intoxicated with tenderness and sweetness, suddenly there was a ballad from downstairs in the city:
Seeking ascension in the morning and seeking harmony in the evening, it is difficult for the poor to survive recently.
Open the door early to worship the king, and the discipline is happy for everyone big and small.
Slaughtered cattle and sheep, prepared wine syrup, opened the gate of the city to meet the king, and the king came and did not pay for the grain.
Eat his mother, her mother, and eat not enough to break the king.
If you don't pay for it, you don't pay for food, and everyone has a happy life.
Li Zicheng and Chen Yuanyuan looked down at the city tower, and there was a group of children holding willow silk in their hands, driving the buffalo grazing under the city tower, while whistling and singing songs. "Wang, you are really good! Even the children sing and praise you, the king's education must be doing a great job!" Chen Yuanyuan praised again and again while giving a thumbs up, and kissed Li Zicheng back on the mouth.
"Haha! Thank you, beauty, for the compliment. Although I was born in a reckless manner, I still understand the truth that those who have won the hearts of the people since ancient times can carry a boat and can also overturn a boat! The common people are my food and clothing, and I should praise them. Li Zicheng said with a smile.
"My lord, those children are so cute! Suddenly, I really want to have a baby. Chen Yuanyuan replied shyly.
"You all go down, the beauty and I want to enjoy the world of the two!" After Li Zicheng ordered the soldiers on the upper floor of the city to go down, he hugged Chen Yuanyuan and said, "Beauty, I also want to have a child with you to inherit the unification in the future, then let's hurry up and create people now!"
"Now?" When Chen Yuanyuan was surprised, Li Zicheng quickly pushed Chen Yuanyuan to the edge of the city wall, lifted her skirt so numbly, unbuttoned her trouser belt, and went straight into the jade cave from behind, heartily.
After the incident, Li Zicheng smiled and said: "Beauty, I'm afraid that Beijing City has not been laid yet, and I will die in your arms first." Hahaha......"
"Great King, you are the reincarnation of the true dragon, the Ninety-Five! How can you die? The concubine will not allow you to talk nonsense again! If the heavens allow the king to die, Yuanyuan will not allow it!" Chen Yuanyuan slapped Li Zicheng's chest and choked.
"Okay, good, my little beauty, don't! No! haha......" Li Zicheng was saying, and the soldiers under the city tower hurriedly came to report: "Qi Yu Chuang Wang, the military advisor Niu Jinxing and his subordinates are waiting for the king in the camp, saying that there is an urgent matter to discuss with the king!"
"Haha! His grandmother's! This cow breaker, if you don't come early or late, you come at this time! You let them drink wine and eat meat first, and I'll go over immediately!" Li Zicheng said with a smile.
Li Zicheng fastened his belt and hurried back to the barracks, where he once again had a huge disagreement with his subordinates on the issue of marching into Beijing.
Li Zicheng's chief strategist Niu Jinxing said: "King Chuang, now is the best time to send troops to take Beijing directly, we can't wait any longer, otherwise we will delay the fighter." ”
"Niu, when can you change your cow temper! Brothers have come all the way from Xi'an to kill, and the cold skin doesn't have an authentic taste, and you are still chattering there." Chongzhen Lao'er is hanging there with fat meat, are you still afraid that he will not be able to fly? Brother Min, tell me your thoughts!" Li Zicheng directly rejected the suggestion of the military advisor Niu Jinxing.
Liu Zongmin said with a smile: "King Chuang, it is better for us to attack Nanjing first, seize the important wealth of Jiangnan, and find some rich people in Jiangnan to collect some money and then seek future affairs; If you have money in your hand, you can attack and defend in the future, and you can defend it, which is very safe!"
Li Zicheng sat down and scratched his head, pointed at Liu Zongmin and asked, "Brother Min, along the way, you should have collected a lot of military salaries from the old bureaucrats and local squires in the Ming Dynasty." Why are you still so short of money?"
"Boss, I'm a brother who has been born and died with you for decades, can't you still believe me? Alas, I don't know where those turtle grandsons hid their silver?" Liu Zongmin sighed.
"Brother Min, you have to torture to extract a confession, and take out all the ruthlessness we had in the mountains back then to fuck his mother! If you don't take the silver out, let him bury the silver with him! Also, we can't let those soldiers of the Dashun Army rob the flower girl outside every day, they often rape * women in broad daylight, and it doesn't have a good impact on us. You have to mobilize everyone's enthusiasm, which one has a way to pick out 100,000 taels of silver from those turtle grandchildren*, directly reward him with 10,000 taels of silver and a flower girl, promote him, and reuse him!" Li Zicheng put his arm around Liu Zongmin's shoulder and patted him twice.
"Thank you boss for your advice, I know what to do! Haha, fortunately, when Liu Shu of the Han Kingdom surrendered to our army with tens of thousands of horses, he also brought some silver to support it for half a year!" Liu Zongmin instantly became happy, as if he didn't have any troubles, Li Zicheng looked at him and was helpless, he could only smile, thinking to himself, "If there is no second brother who is brave and unscrupulous, his peasant army will not be so overwhelming. ”
After Xiaoyaozi and Xiaosuzi surrendered to Li Zicheng, while collecting the sources of the Dashun army, they also collected information about the people in the occupied areas of the Dashun army, and the flying pigeon passed the book to Dolgon, and the regent of the Qing Dynasty knew the situation of the Dashun army well. Dolgon also personally wrote to Wu Sangui, who was guarding the Shanhaiguan, allowing him to divide the territory and pay homage to the marquis, after all, Wu Sangui held the most powerful 100,000 elites in the Ming Dynasty. Wu Sangui prevaricated left and right, looking back and forth, to see what Chongzhen Lao'er was planning.
Xiaoyaozi often dragged Liu Zongmin to drink and talk about the reality of the Ming Army, and on the other hand, he ordered Yi Bifu to enter the Eight Banners Army with the Five Poisons Sect, laying the groundwork for the aftermath in the future. One day, Xiaoyaozi smiled with Liu Zongmin again: "Brother Min, for the sake of our fellow Liu family, I will tell you the truth, after the Ming Dynasty, it will be the Qing Dynasty, do you know?"
"Brother, you really know how to laugh, how can it be the turn of the Tartars? A group of wind and horse thieves, and they still want to enter my Middle Earth, first ask Lao Tzu if the big knife in his hand agrees! Alas, what about Lao Tzu's dragon slaying knife?" Some drunken Liu Zongmin touched left and right, touched his bright big knife, and staggered and danced with the big knife.
"Brother Min, shhhhhh Xiaoyaozi cautiously lifted the curtain of the camp, looked outside, and then leaned into Liu Zongmin's ear.
"What book? Which Wang Ba Lamb wrote it? Fuck it! Lao Tzu cut his mother's next time!" Liu Zongmin sat down again and drank a glass of wine.
"You see, it's this "Push Back Picture". After that, Xiaoyaozi took out the "Push Back Picture" from his arms and handed it to Liu Zongmin to see.
"Hehe, Lao Tzu doesn't know a lot of big characters, look at him a bird! Lao Tzu fights the world, relying on eight words - horizontal knife immediately, a hundred steps through Yang! You let Niu Jinxing see it another day, he likes to study these Taos when he has nothing to do. Lao Tzu is going to sleep. Huhu ......" Liu Zongmin threw "Pushing Back Picture" behind him, hugged the wine jar and fell asleep on the ground as he spoke, snoring.
"Alas, wake up, wake up!" How did Xiaoyaozi push, Liu Zongmin slept very soundly, Xiaoyaozi shook his head, and thought to himself, "The generals of King Chuang are all like this, they are really a group of bandits; Xiaoyaozi felt bored, purred a few sips of wine, remembered that he had also been a chivalrous man, and couldn't help but secretly feel hurt, drew his sword and danced, and shouted in his mouth:
There are buds in spring, frogs in summer, and the sword travels the world!
Autumn yellow leaves, winter snowflakes, slash all the magic!
The sword is in the hand, the wine is in the mouth, and the sorrow is relieved!
Establish the world, build the soul, and sing the world!
Life is short, love is long, and it is difficult to remember, blindly solve the millennium!
Why bother to sigh and sigh every day,
And sell wine, sing and dance, slash demons, and pick up demons!
In such troubled times, who can say that a good life, simple stability and peace are not easy, but the infinite variables refresh the eyeballs again and again, so that Xiaoyaozi is also very troubled, thinking "If you really get by with Li Zicheng and Liu Zongmin, it may be a blessing to be a monk for a day and live like a clock." ”
"King Chuang, there is a monk sitting on a flying carpet outside, no, sitting in a robe and asking to see him in mid-air, saying that he is here to save you. "A soldier came to report.
"What's the situation? The monk sitting on the flying carpet? Strange, the national teacher in my dream came on a big bird. Where is the other person? Take me to meet him!" Li Zicheng hurriedly put on his clothes and rode to the city tower. When I climbed the tower, I saw that a big monk was sitting cross-legged on a golden robe, and there were four small novices sitting behind him. Li Zicheng folded his hands, bowed, stretched out his left hand, opened his palm, and laughed loudly: "Master, the magic power is really profound, I don't know which treasure temple the master comes from?
"Amitabha, Emperor Yongchang, I am the abbot of Shaolin Temple, Master Wujue, and I have turned the world into my own responsibility. Your life as a comet is as gorgeous as summer flowers, and death is as quiet and beautiful as autumn leaves. Color is emptiness, emptiness is color! You must remember to be red and evil, and abide by your original intention! Fate is destined for you to win the joy of the world for a while, if you can not forget your original intention, consistently, you can naturally prosper forever for a hundred years!" Master Wujue said with his hands together.
"Hahaha...... Is the red face in the master's mouth referring to my family's little round circle? How can she, a delicate woman, change the wheel of history? You see that I am about to take the throne of the old man of the Ming Dynasty! What is the joy of the moment?" Li Zicheng said with a smile.
"Amitabha! Great doubts! Emperor Yongchang, the poor monk remembers that you are dedicated to the people and that you are good and clear, so he advises you to let go of lust and quit lust in order to achieve a great cause for a thousand years! Amitabha! If you do not get rid of karma, indulge in beauty, and become barren and disciplined, you are bound to live a long life and the rivers will collapse. The family business that you have painstakingly insisted on running for decades will be as fleeting as a flash in the pan, silent. Master Enlightenment said a little sadly.
"Master, what you say is a bit absurd and inexplicable! If I, as the dignified Emperor of Dashun, can't protect my little Yuanyuan, then what's the point of being this emperor? Besides, when the Ming Empire has long reached the end of the road, if I don't replace it, sooner or later it will fall into the hands of the Northeast Tiger and Wolf! Now that I have a million troops, and all the people want it, you think too much! Since you don't want to be my national teacher, then you should go back and recite the scriptures!" After that, Li Zicheng waved his hand and turned his head back.
"Amitabha! All dharmas are born because of karma, and all dharmas are extinguished due to karma. It's a pity that this white lotus is going to destroy an imperial star again. After the Master of Enlightenment said, he disappeared on a robe, and Li Zicheng didn't think much about Master Enlightenment's words when he returned to the army, thinking, "The monk sees you every year, and the one I met today is a strange monk riding a flying carpet." I couldn't help but smile lightly, and continued to sing and dance with my little Yuanyuan, drinking and playing.
Qingfeng Villa, Chi Silie rushed all the way to the foot of Wudang Mountain, and when he heard about the thief's den of Qingfeng Villa, he disguised himself as a fish seller, rented a house near Qingfeng Villa, and sold fish near Qingfeng Villa every day with a headscarf and a hat to inquire about the news.
A few fireflies in the garden were talking about their favorite flower sister again:
"Do you say that the child in Sister Hua's belly is a boy or a girl?"
"I don't know, but the name Nian Ci is still quite nice, and I like it. ”
"Why don't you say Sister Hua doesn't turn a blind eye? How can there be any pure love in the world now, Wang Badong's lady Ding Lu has a leg with the dead bat demon, and he Feng Ye also has a leg, so does Wang Badong still want to take off the second green hat stuck on his head?"
"The boss and the secretary are born to be adulterous concubines, this is common sense in the world, Wang Badong should have understood and silently accepted this funny fact. ”
"Hehe, how do you know everything?"
"It's nothing, it's okay to sneak to the library to nibble on a few more cabinets of books, and you'll know. ”
"What are you yelling about? Did they get the news from the right arm? Did they get the fifth book of the Poetic Immortal Sword?" Hua Gu passed by the garden and interrupted the conversation of the Firefly Yaksha.
"Sister Hua, the four of them are still playing in Chongqing, I heard that they will go to Qingcheng Mountain in two days to find the last poetry fairy sword mystery book. The river was windy, and the brothers could not fly over to eavesdrop on their conversation on the boat. Firefly replied.
"Okay! Let the babies keep an eye on me day and night these days!Haha, as long as they collect five books of poetry and fairy sword mysteries, we will move!" Hua Gu clenched her fists, looked to the west and smiled.
"Uh-huh, Sister Flower!" said Firefly.
"Okay, you go to the colorful pool later, there are a few slags of my master's medicine under the man-eating flower tree over there, you go and autopsy them!"
"Thank you, Sister Hua!, thank you, Sister Hua!" the fireflies laughed.
Hua Gu left the garden and walked straight to the hall, and saw that Zhao Wouji, Electric Soul, and Wang Badong brothers were all present, so she got straight to the point: "I came back this time to take stock of my belongings, and found that the golden pill in the alchemy room was missing, do any of you know who stole it?"
"Needless to say, it must have been stolen by Kong Peony! Didn't you all go to Beiping last time, my brother and I were busy with the gambling house and Qinglou affairs, and only Kong Peony was the most suspicious! Moreover, I heard that she couldn't catch a single man, and your master was so anxious that he ate the house. Wang Badong immediately stood up.
"Yes, I also discovered that this little lady behaves secretly, mysteriously and elusively, she is definitely not a good bird!" Wang Baxi also stroked his mustache and added.
"Hehe, this is really a person walking tea and cooling, once a person dies, any hat will be stuck on someone's head. Even if she stole it, now she is dead, and there is no proof of death. Who knows the whereabouts of those golden pills?" Hua Gu said and glanced at Zao Wou-ki, and Zao Wou-ki's expression was calm.
"Then I don't know. Hehe, this Kong Peony is dead, who can go to the Netherworld Mansion to investigate?"
"I want to tell you today, if you want something, tell me in a dignified manner, you tell me, and I will do my best to do it for you! Don't do something behind your back! Okay?!" Hua Gu said angrily.
"Good, good!" The Wang Badong brothers clapped their hands and applauded, and Zao Wou-Ki and the electric soul were silent, and the scene was a little embarrassing.
"Feng Ye's Huayuan Dafa is about to be practiced, and my master's Flower God Charm is also about to be practiced. I don't want everyone to be chattering about some chickens and dogs when they get out of the customs, okay?"
"Good! good!" Brother Wang Badong replied with a smile, like two echo worms in a sugar jar, the two brothers just wanted to guard their own one-third of an acre of land, and they had no other ideas in life. The electric soul fell into deep thought, thinking to himself, "I don't know if this Qingfeng Dao Chief's Huayuan Dafa and the Flower Demon's Flower God Charm Technique are powerful, and will his position in the mind of Master Liancheng Jue be shaken?", Zhao Wouji was also thinking in his heart, "What should I do next, should Huangshan be a bureau on the sword?" Qingfeng Villa, except for Hua Gu, who is loyal and dedicated to the master and Qingfeng Dao Chief, the others are all ghostly and act when the opportunity arises.