At this time, the mother-in-law also saw her husband's resentful gaze, and immediately scolded dissatisfied: "You stare at you, you have the ability, you can also hold on for an hour, from now on, you are the boss of this family, and the old lady serves you every day." ”

"Forehead......" Xia Haitian lowered his head when he heard this.

Nima for an hour?

I'm in my fifties, and you treat me as King Kong!

At this time, Ye Yun has been stupidized by Zhang Mei, it turns out that he, the old squad leader, father-in-law, is still a typical wife!

Xia Chengcheng won't be like her mother in the future, right?

Fortunately, I and Xia Chengcheng are only in a cooperative relationship, not a real husband and wife, otherwise the future life can be imagined.

Xia Chengcheng was also embarrassed because of his mother's words, "Mom, what are you talking nonsense, can you be a little reserved?"

"Reserved what? What is there to be reserved. Everyone is an adult, what are you afraid of? Is it Xiao Ye?" said the mother-in-law and looked at Ye Yun, "Your aunt and I are so straight, don't you care." ”

"I don't care, I don't care. Ye Yun wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said with a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth.

"Look at you, you're all sweating and drinking. The mother-in-law poured Ye Yun a glass of water, and Ye Yun quickly took it.

He was thirsty.

From the moment he entered the door, he had been sweating constantly, and he was about to become a dry corpse.

"In that case, while the family is here, let's discuss the name of our grandson. The mother-in-law said endlessly.

Burst!

Ye Yun directly squirted out a mouthful of water.

"What?!" Ye Yun looked at his mother-in-law with wide eyes.

"Name my grandson?" said the mother-in-law very naturally.

Do you dare to mess around a little more?

I haven't even slept with your daughter, and my grandson doesn't know where he is.

"Mom, what are you talking about?Who told you I'm pregnant?" Xia Qingcheng said with a red face, "Also, can you stop saying such explicit things all the time?"

"Explicit, where is it explicit?" Zhang Mei looked at her husband, Xia Haitian wanted to say it, it was really explicit, but he knew that once he said it, he would probably have to sleep on the sofa tonight, so he quickly shook his head and said.

"That's it, where is it explicit? You don't know what our family is like, what do we have to do, take it out to discuss it in person, and discuss it secretly in secret, isn't this detrimental to our old Xia family's temperament?"

I'll fuck your uncle's festival!

You are in your old Xia family, do you have any discipline to speak of?

Do you have any special definition of discipline?

I'm really ruining the three views, dear?!

"However, I've only been living with Ye Yun for a few days, how can I get pregnant so quickly?" Xia Tingcheng really had no problem with his mother.

"That's someone else, with Xiao Ye's X ability, isn't it a matter of time?"

Zhang Mei said, looked at Ye Yun, and asked, "Could it be that Xiao Ye is not good for you below?"

I can't?

Ye Yun really wanted to take out Xiao Yeyun to blind their dog eyes, and then pointed at his little Yeyun and said loudly: Look at it!

In Ye Yun's opinion, a man can be said to be bad at career, bad at being a man, not good at picking up girls, but he must not be said to be bad at X ability!

This is simply an insult to a man, ah?

Ye Yun felt very aggrieved.

At this time, he definitely can't say that he can't.

However, if you say okay, according to what her mother-in-law said, Xia Tingcheng will soon be pregnant, so what should she do?

In the end, in order to maintain his dignity as a man, Ye Yun could only look at Xia Qingcheng and said with an aggrieved look: Mr. Xia, I can only wronged you first.

Ye Yun, you dare!

Xia Qingcheng glared back with his eyes.

However, Ye Yun had already looked at his mother-in-law at this time, puffed up his chest and said, "Auntie, how could I not do it?" Let me tell you, it's not me Ye Yun bragging, if I don't feel distressed, I'm afraid she won't be able to stand it, and it won't be a problem for two hours at a time, let alone pregnant!"

When Xia Qingcheng, who was sitting next to him, heard this, he suddenly spun around, patted his forehead and fell down.

Oh my God, please smash me to death with a thunderbolt!

"Yes, that's great, and I don't have to worry about my daughter's sexual well-being in the future. Xiao Ye, you are so amazing!" Zhang Mei was ecstatic, "So, let's continue the topic just now, how do you feel about the name Ye Tiezhu?"

Ye Yun: "......"

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After lunch, Xia Haitian may have made a few big drinks with Ye Yun directly because he saw Ye Yun, a comrade-in-arms of the old company, and was so drunk that he was unconscious.

And Ye Yun didn't have anything at all.

He drank so much that it was hard to get drunk.

Originally, the family planned to go to the mall together in the afternoon to buy something, but Xia Haitian was drunk and fell asleep, and Zhang Mei saw that Ye Yun had also drunk a lot, so she simply let him rest at home and dragged Xia Chengcheng with her.

Ye Yun was sitting in the hall, bored playing mobile online games, when the door clicked and was opened.

A woman who looked exactly like Xia Chengcheng walked in with a mini suitcase.

"Why did you come back so soon?, the gifts have been bought?" Ye Yun couldn't help but stand up and ask when he saw the woman.

At this time, he noticed that the clothes Xia Qingcheng was wearing and her hairstyle had actually changed.

"Yes, I've changed my outfit and I've become much sexier. Ye Yun quipped.

The woman who looked exactly like Xia Qingcheng was also slightly stunned when she saw Ye Yun, and immediately let out a hearty chuckle: "Your name is Ye Yun, is your brother-in-law?"

"Brother-in-law?" Ye Yun was stunned, "You are Allure's twin sister?"

Ye Yun suddenly remembered that it seemed that his fake wife really had a twin sister.

Ye Yun looked Xia Shanshan up and down, and couldn't help but praise in his heart: "Sure enough, they are twins, except for the different clothes and hair, the appearance and figure are carved out of a mold, I didn't expect that the mother-in-law who has no lower limit and no discipline can give birth to such a pair of perfect twins." ”

"Brother-in-law, you are so handsome and temperamental. My sister is really good at picking men. Xia Shanshan smiled and said, "Brother-in-law, are you also a twin, introduce your brother or brother to me?"

Ye Yun: "......"