Is it embarrassing or not embarrassing?

Do I need you to love me for my birthday?

A woman is equal to 500 ducks and a small loudspeaker radio station, now it's okay, such an embarrassing thing is known by the women of the whole village, isn't it equal to the entire Xixuan world knows?

Really, if I wasn't afraid that I wouldn't be able to beat you, I would really have the intention of killing people, and when Luo Fatzi came back, I would ask where he bought the medicine to poison the whole family.

But I'm not the kind of person who is ruthless and ungrateful, and if it weren't for their ambush, I wouldn't be able to troubleshoot this fault. Now it's okay, as soon as I heard that my troubles were discovered by the women of the whole village, for a while all the blood in my body poured into my face, my face was red and purple, and the blood volume of my lower body decreased, and immediately contracted and became smaller, and the malfunctioning manipulator fell off by itself.

But this thing must not be left at that, I have to have a meeting with these women quickly, I have to let them know that I can't talk about it, and if they do this, it will be equivalent to destroying a rising star and killing a great man who is growing.

But before I could call everyone together, the village chief Luo Fat and Luo Xi's two teams all rushed back and blocked me in Luo Xi's laboratory.

I said, what are you doing here?

Luo Fatzi said yes, Lord Nicole said a week ago that today is your birthday, and I want to surprise you, we just have to rush back no matter how busy we are.

"What's the Sect Master, are you surprised?"

I squatted on the ground wrapped in the quilt, nodded tremblingly, and hummed aggrievedly.

Then the inhumanity sang Happy Birthday songs around me, and Rosie turned off the lights, and a group of women in the back room came out with Nicole in their arms and birthday cakes, their faces swaying in the candlelight with strange looks, as if they would burst out laughing if they didn't restrain themselves.

Nicole walked up to me and squatted down very considerately, and the county lord, who had always been very aggressive, was particularly restrained at this time: "Then... Make a wish and blow out the candles, no matter how embarrassing the process is, you have to go through~"

Everyone clapped their hands again: "Make a wish! Make a wish! Make a wish~~~"

My six gods and no master murmured: "Almighty God, let nothing happen today~"

Nicole shook her head: "If you say it, it won't work~"

Me: "......"

"Blow~"

I let out a pop of tears, and the uncontrollable flow of air between my lips blew out 17 candles by the way.

Nicole may have been stimulated by this series of accidents, forgot the prepared birthday greetings, and didn't think about it for a long time, so she could only praise casually: "Honey, your birthday is so big~"

Others blessed in unison: "I wish the Spring Festival Troupe a long year and today, and a year and a year~"

Don't be, such an embarrassing thing is enough once in this life, and it comes every year?!

Today, the whole village stopped all production and labor tasks, and the women set up a long table at the edge of the green water field at the foot of the green mountain, which was covered with a white tablecloth, a large piece, and from a distance, it looked like the blue sky and white clouds reflected on the blue water.

The men of the whole village sat around the long table, hundreds of them, I sat on the left seat, and the village chief sat on the right hand, which is the face-to-face sitting style of Western food, and the table was so long that I couldn't see his face clearly.

The village chief shouted from afar: "Hey~~ This is the custom of our village, everyone will participate in the birthday party of the people they respect, and today the men of the whole village have arrived, which means that everyone respects you very much." ”

My arm has been taken back by Luo Fatzi, and it is not very dexterous, but it does not affect my life anymore.

I folded my mouth and shouted to the other side: "Hey~~~ Thank you very much, I'm very touched! But why haven't you seen any women participating? Are you macho and don't let women sit at the table?"

The village chief replied: "Hey~~~ We don't have this rule, they probably didn't come because they thought you weren't worthy of respect, and I don't know what's going on." ”

"Ah, it's good not to come~ Distance yourself from your sister-in-law and sisters, it's good for us to get along honestly~"

The mechanical incident had a great impact on me, and in the minds of the women of the village, I seemed to have become a twisted pervert who would rather interact with the steam machine than the Lord Nicole.

I didn't even want to serve the food, but in the end Nicole set it for me, and after a moment's hesitation, she sat awkwardly next to me and became the only woman on the table.

At the beginning of the birthday party, everyone staggered their glasses and drank the fruit wine brought back from the town.

I was born in conservative Rena, and I haven't drunk alcohol for 17 years now, and I have something in my heart, even if it is an inferior fruit wine, I drink it like elixir, and I gulp it in a big gulp.

Fortunately, all the people here are men, even if they have heard about it, they all express their understanding, who has not been young, who is not hunting.

Everyone prepared gifts for me, some from the town and some ready-made at home, and they were delivered to me.

Watching the gifts at hand slowly pile up, I finally found the feeling of being a leader again, and the awkwardness and grievances in my heart slowly faded.

The village chief wanted to report to me at the banquet about the results of this trip, and he did not want to break the custom and leave the table, saying that the position he sat in was the most respectful place for the birthday celebrants, but it was too far away from the table, and I could not hear him shouting at the top of his voice.

I said loudly: "Then let's pass the word~"

Village Chief: "What???"

I gestured back and forth: "Let's pass on what we want to say one by one." ”

The people next to him heard clearly, but the village chief didn't hear clearly.

I patted Luo Fatzi, who was sitting in the lower position: "Tell the village chief to pass the words one by one, and don't delay everyone to drink, isn't it good." ”

The drunk Luo Fat Man nodded: "Haole~" and then patted the northern country next to him: "Tell the village chief, pass the dishes one by one, there are too few dishes to delay everyone to drink." ”

Beiguo sighed, and pointed at the prune next to him with an orchid: "You, tell the village chief that you must hurry up and pass on the ancestry, otherwise everyone will not be able to drink the wine." ”

Ximei snorted and passed down: "Tell the village chief that everyone wants to see him pass on the lineage......"

That's all I could hear, and I don't know what will happen next, except that my words were passed on to the village chief, who in turn passed them back, and when Nicole passed them on to me, they had become: "The village chief tells you that rabbits are the animals that have the shortest mating time." ”

Me: "......"

Forget it, what's the business, just drink it!

Anyway, today is definitely the happiest day in my life since I woke up, and my dignity and face are gone, and there is nothing I can't let go.

At the end of the banquet, I took the whole village to dance a temporary mechanical dance, to be precise, it was a mechanical hand dance, shaking up and down with fists, quite vulgar and indiscriminate.

This body is really weak, if you have no strength, you have no strength, and you can't drink enough, and I slowed down this drink for three days before I woke up completely.

The others are similar to me, and they don't usually drink alcohol, and if they have a little bit, they won't dance with me.

After a good wash, with a refreshing feeling after venting, I called the members of the spring outing group and the village chief to my room, and held a meeting on the previous results and the next step.

The village chief, as the representative of the caravan, first reported the results of this trip to the town.

"The demon material was very popular, and on the first day it was auctioned, and it was sold on the same day, and a black market merchant approached us that night and took the rest of the material at a high price of 10% more than the auction price. Added up before and after, half a set of demon materials sold a total of 50,000 gold coins. ”

I converted it in my heart, half a set is 50,000, if I don't keep half a set for my own use, it can be sold for 100,000.

The merchant's purchase price is 100,000, which means that its true market value is much higher than this number, so the value that a demon can produce should go up to 150,000 gold coins.

In that case, everyone sells some effort, and my joke of building a city by the end of the year is really possible.

The village chief continued: "Viscount Paul opened an account in the town's Magicians' Union Bank on behalf of the Spring Outing Group and deposited 20,000 gold coins. ”

I nodded, I asked Luo Fatzi to save forty percent of the profits, and the eggs can't be put in one basket, so I have to keep a backhand.

"In addition, our detachment has also purchased a large number of daily necessities, as well as medium and high-end ingredients, which is also according to your wishes. plus some drinks and daily necessities, a total of 10,000 gold coins were consumed. The remaining 20,000 gold coins were brought back for the next investment. ”

"Luo Xi's procurement team is also very smooth, they are all young people, and they are all fresh faces in the town, they disguised themselves as foreigners according to the requirements of the head of the Chun Chun, purchased three sets of micro mining equipment and a few steam locomotives, and then took a long way to return, everyone went to retreat quickly, it is estimated that even if someone notices, they will not have time to react, and they will definitely not let the third party know the secret of the mine in our village. ”

"Luo Xi took a total of 100,000 gold coins, spent more than 90,000, and the remaining thousands have been sent to the mission as travel expenses and subsidies. ”

The village chief handed in the report with the same content and ended the report.

I flipped through the report and asked him lightly, "Does everyone have subsidies, and how is it distributed?"

The village chief replied: "The ordinary villagers of the first detachment have 1 gold coin, and the second detachment has 3 gold coins, they carry a lot of weight and travel a long distance, so they should give more, as for your team members, regardless of the difference in tasks, all of them are 100 gold coins." ”

I nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, this distribution is very fair, what about you?

The village chief squeaked: "One... More than a hundred......"

"How much is more than a hundred?"

"More than a hundred... Four thousand nine ...... more"

That's five thousand?!