Chapter 4: Big Brother Mighty
"Cousin, you're a fire and water ability. Water and fire are incompatible, you have a month to live at most!"
Chen Junjie returned to the room in a daze and threw himself on the bed, feeling very tired but unable to sleep, his mind echoed Yuan Wenyao's crying words.
"Cousin, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have developed your abilities indiscriminately, but rest assured, I will definitely find a cure for you this month. ”
Really, dreaming, how could such a strange thing happen to me?
I'm just a poor dick, how can I have a cousin with beautiful breasts?
Besides, the whimsical cousin of the heavenly sky lives with me in my house.
Definitely dreaming!
Sleep, wake up, wake up from a dream.
I have to go to school tomorrow, and Wu Laoban will definitely have another tirade tomorrow, and there will be some suffering.
I can see Wenwen tomorrow, and when I see that girl, I will be in a good mood.
As soon as I was in a good mood, there was nothing left......
Not daring to face reality, self-hypnosis, and cranky thoughts, Chen Junjie's eyes slowly became heavy, and his consciousness gradually became confused......
"Dear cousin get up, cousin, cousin, get up, I made breakfast!"
Where did the phone go?
Chen Junjie put his hand under the pillow and looked for it, found it, lazily raised his eyelids to turn off the alarm clock, but saw a beautiful face.
Well, a pair of plump pairs from an up-up perspective is spectacular!
I really want to grab a handful!
Yuan Wenyao bent down to Chen Junjie's ear, and the Hedong lion roared, "Cousin, get up!"
"Don't make a fuss, let me sleep for a while!" Chen Junjie muttered, turned over, and turned his back to Yuan Wenyao.
Gotta get out of bed!
"Get up!" Yuan Wenyao roared loudly, flying up and kicking Chen Junjie's ass.
Chen Junjie was kicked out of bed like a football, got up with a bone, stared at Yuan Wenyao with wide eyes, and muttered: "Hehe, this dream is quite real, go to sleep!"
yelled loudly and kicked him, Chen Junjie didn't wake up, Yuan Wenyao admired his lazy bed kung fu with his five-body throw.
"Sleep with your sister!" Yuan Wenyao shouted hysterically, pinching an orchid finger in his right hand and popping it out at the back of Chen Junjie's head.
Whoosh!
The remote control of the air conditioner on the bedside table ejected and shot at the back of Chen's head like a bird swooping.
At the same time, Chen Junjie rolled over and sat up, "It's not a dream...... Ahh
Due to the change of position, the mobile phone that came from the burst shot shot into a pillar of optimus below Chen Junjie's lower abdomen.
The bloody Sao Nian is a pillar of optimus every morning, but unfortunately it was smashed by a UFO this morning.
It hurts, and it goes soft!
"Ah, it hurts!" Chen Junjie almost turned into a eunuch and cried out in pain.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, cousin, I didn't mean to......"
"You just did it on purpose, you kill me!"
On the way to school in Menghua No. 1 Middle School, Chen Junjie had a cold face, and finally confirmed that having an extra cousin was not a dream, but a fact that was more real than real gold.
Yuan Wenyao really has an ability, and it is also a wind-based ability.
Chen Junjie also figured out one thing, that is, he really went out last night and wanted to go to the appointment, but he fainted in the middle of the road without knowing what was going on.
Later, Yuan Wenyao went out to find him with shame and took him home.
However, she said very briefly, and did not mention that she rescued him from the man in black and fed him the first-aid medicine specially distributed by the dragon group after returning home.
Chen Junjie always felt that Yuan Wenyao didn't tell the truth, but he didn't dwell too much.
It wasn't a big deal anyway, he couldn't remember.
Yuan Wenyao hugged Chen Junjie's left arm, and peeked at his gloomy dead face that seemed to drip water from time to time while walking, and was secretly annoyed.
She regretted that she had indiscriminately activated his powers, and that he had only been able to live for a month.
While walking, Yuan Wenyao flattered: "Cousin, don't be angry, okay? From today on, you can enter my room at any time, I must get your consent to enter your room, I will do your laundry and cook for you every day, I will take care of all the housework, even your underwear I will help you wash, and you can bully me, I will never bully you." ”
Chen Junjie turned his head and glared at Yuan Wenyao, "Can you believe the words of the beauty, can you believe the words of your cousin?"
"I can believe it! I can believe it!" Yuan Wenyao nodded fiercely and said eagerly: "I can swear to God, as long as my brother is not angry, if I Yuan Wenyao breaks my oath, I will not be able to marry in the future, I can only marry my brother." ”
I thought to myself, this cousin is very obscene, give him some sweetness, just don't be angry.
"This oath has a, I only have a month to live. I'm dead, and you're not going to marry whoever you like, just marry whomever you want. ”
Chen Junjie lowered his head depressedly as he spoke, and his voice became weaker and weaker.
"Huh?" Yuan Wenyao couldn't think of a better countermeasure, and his self-blame became heavier.
Suddenly, Chen Junjie raised his head again, "I don't want you to marry me, you promise me a few things, and I will forgive you." ”
"Uh-huh, brother, you say!" Yuan Wenyao nodded fiercely.
"The first thing, you were my girlfriend before I died, I didn't want to die and still be a poor dick who couldn't get a sister, second, after I died, you gave my parents a pension, third...... Forget it!"
Chen Junjie, who knew that he only had a month to live, was in a very complicated mood, and he had the idea of breaking the jar and breaking it, and wanted to go completely crazy.
"I promise you, and I promise you the third thing. If I can't find a way to save you in a month, I'll ...... I'll just ...... I'll sleep with my brother, be your wife, be a widow for you for the rest of your life, and take care of your uncles and aunts!"
Yuan Wenyao's heart was also uncomfortable, and her deep self-blame made her want to agree to anything, as long as she could get Chen Junjie's forgiveness and compensate him.
"Brother, you must not practice and use abilities this month, otherwise your meridians will not be able to withstand the elements of two opposite attributes, and you will ......"
"It doesn't matter, let's go. Chen Junjie smiled bitterly and shook his head slightly.
Outside the school gate, several angry young people blocked the way of Chen Junjie, who was holding Yuan Wenyao's shoulder.
A tall man in a denim jacket laughed in a weird way.
"Hey, Old Man Chen doesn't play love triangles with Miao Wenwen anymore, he doesn't play Broken Arm Mountain with Lu Feng, these years poor dicks can soak in beautiful women, it's really strange that there are many things every year, and there are a lot of them today. ”
"You ......" Yuan Wenyao was about to go crazy, but was pulled behind him by Chen Junjie.
"It's none of your business, I'll figure it out myself. ”
"Hmm!" Yuan Wenyao responded obediently and hid behind Chen Junjie.
If he wants to be a hero, then fulfill him.
"If you don't want to break your head and bleed, just get out of here, Meng Hua No. 1 Middle School is not a place for you to come. ”
If he usually encounters such a thing, Chen Junjie will endure it.
There must be that the few young people in front of him are not good stubble, they are famous brothers and gangsters near Meng Hua No. 1 Middle School.
On weekdays, I come to school to fight small robberies, bully boys, bubble girls, and yell at teachers.
However, they did not dare to embarrass Chen Junjie.
Lu Feng is the only seedling brother of the public security director's family, and Lu Dashao and Chen Junjie are small, iron-like buddies.
Bullying Chen Junjie is equivalent to bullying Lu Dashao, and the Brothers Gang has not been so bold and reckless.
However, Lu Feng also turned a blind eye to the bullying of his classmates by his brothers, in his own words: I, Lu Feng, am just a student, not a policeman, and I don't have the right to take care of so many idle things.
If you want my old man to know that I am fighting and making trouble, you have to whip me with a belt.
However, no one can bully me and my brother, otherwise my old man will not agree.
Because of this, when he meets the people of the Brothers' Gang on weekdays, Chen Junjie generally tolerates it, anyway, they are at most quick with words, and they don't dare to really do anything to him.
"This place is not your home, brothers come to visit you, Chen Soft Egg!" the tall man sneered.
This time is different from the past, thinking that he only has one month to live, Chen Junjie doesn't want to endure it anymore, and the anger that has accumulated on weekdays suddenly erupts.
took Yuan Wenyao's hand, turned around and ran.
Hey, what a useless cousin!
Yuan Wenyao was very unhappy, and was dragged back by Chen Junjie, glaring at a few young people fiercely, while remembering their appearance, and planning to find an opportunity to repair them.
The cousin who dares to bully the old lady is tired of being crooked!
didn't run a few steps, Chen Junjie slowed down, lowered his head and looked around, and muttered, "I just saw it, where did you go?"
"Brother, lost something?" asked Yuan Wenyao puzzled.
"No!" Chen Junjie responded, then let go of Yuan Wenyao's hand, strode forward and shouted in surprise: "Found it!"
"What?" Yuan Wenyao was even more puzzled, there was nothing on the ground.
"Chen Softdan, it's Chen Soft, seeing that we will only slip away, hahaha......"
Chen Junjie picked up a half-cut brick on the side of the road, and suddenly turned around and rushed back, the speed was amazing, like a gust of wind.
Boom!
The tall man only felt a flower in front of him, and Chen Junjie rushed to the front, and then his head collided with a hard object.
Ahh
A few thugs were dumbfounded, they didn't expect Chen Junjie to be so fierce that a brick smashed Brother Chao's head.
"Brother is mighty, godfather, shoot the dead girl!"
Yuan Wenyao waved her fists excitedly and shouted loudly.
He still has a very bloody side, the old lady likes it, hehe!
"MB, look for death!" a horse boy reacted and smashed a punch into Chen Junjie's chest.
"Ahh
The other horses all came back to their senses, scolded angrily, and pounced on Chen Junjie with their fists and feet.