Chapter 697: Gonzo
In the trance of everyone's consciousness, a very tempting voice sounded slowly: "Then, you roll it (referring to the colorful tiger meat in the mouth) from front to back from the palate, and every time you collide and touch, you can experience a different flavor...... Zheng Rentu paused with an intoxicated face, "When you roll that piece of tiger meat from back to front, there will be many different meat aromas...... Slide the tip of your tongue and let it roll back and forth between your lower forehead and your tongue...... Different taste stimulation, different taste flow...... Wow, a thousand tastes, all kinds of customs, flying in the sky, walking on the ground, and swimming in the water, are all displayed one by one between repeated three rolls...... The variety and indescribable taste stimulation is beyond words!"
"Blow, you just blow!" The first one to come back to his senses was actually the most delicious Dugu Tianfeng, "Hehe, my old man hasn't eaten anything? How can you fool this kid? Didn't you just say that 'birds and beasts' came? Why do you swim in the water now? Besides, that colorful tiger is huge, how can it catch birds for food? It's simply a preface that doesn't match the afterword......
"What kind of preface doesn't match the afterword?" Zheng Rentu was immediately unhappy when he heard it, "Old man, you only know one and don't know the other." ”
"Okay, then I'll listen to it now. See how you kid justifies himself?" Dugu Tianfeng sneered and mocked.
"You must have all heard of the famous name of the colorful tiger, so I will not repeat its heroic deeds of preying on animals. In fact, under normal circumstances, it is indeed difficult for the spotted tiger to catch birds soaring in the air. However, ordinary birds have a fatal flaw!" Speaking of this, Zheng Rentu paused deliberately again.
"Hehe, I know that birds have night blindness. "Drifting without a trace has crossed over from the highly technologically advanced earth, and these basic common senses naturally know more than anyone else, so they rushed to answer almost reflexively.
"Night blindness?" Dugu Tianfeng asked with some puzzlement.
"Not bad!" Zheng Rentu affirmed loudly, "Night blindness, to put it in layman's terms, is that you can't see anything at night." ”
"Haha, this is something that many people can attest. Because, as long as it is a big man, who did not catch a bird at night with a torch when he was a child?" Immediately a rough voice sounded in the crowd.
"What kind of old man? Haven't we played the game of catching birds when we were young?" Suddenly, a rough aunt retorted dissatisfiedly.
"What, Aunt Hua, you caught 'birds' when you were a child?"
Hearing this malicious question, Aunt Hua Si was immediately annoyed, because the person had ulterior motives to bite the word "bird" very hard. "Go and go, you little brat, the hair on your mouth hasn't grown yet, and you dare to come out and make a joke about the old lady!"
In fact, the man just now is not young, but he can't grow a beard, so he has been ridiculed by others more than once as a "little kid". This is his eternal pain, but it is precisely because of this that he will fight back with extreme anger: "You, you...... If you have the ability, come and check it out, and see if grandpa my 'bird' is small!"
Hearing such a meaty word, bursts of laughter immediately resounded in the wilderness.
"Alright, alright. This bird is not the other bird. Zheng Rentu reluctantly spoke out to stop him.
It's a pity that after everyone heard this, the laughter became louder and louder.
There was no way, Zheng Rentu had no choice but to continue to say: "As we all know, tigers are like cats, their eyes are shining at night, and their eyesight is good! ”
"What about those who swim in the water?" Dugu Tianfeng asked unconvinced.
"Hehe, with the huge size of the Colorful Tiger, I don't think there is a river that is deep enough to submerge it, right?" Seeing that everyone nodded in agreement, Zheng Rentu Fang continued to say, "Therefore, the Colorful Tiger is not as afraid of water as ordinary tigers." Many times, the Spotted Tiger will jump into the water and stir the current frantically, so that the fish will jump out of the water in fright, and then the Spotted Tiger will use its agile skills to open its mouth and devour the fish in the air that are not as good as falling into the water. ”
At this time, everyone was already dumbfounded, the humans in this other world did not have a TV, and of course they could not see a TV program similar to the "animal world". Suddenly, who wouldn't be interested in hearing the anecdotes of these animals?
After a pause, Zheng Rentu continued: "There is such an interesting rumor about colorful tiger meat, which is extremely little-known. ”
Seeing that Zheng Rentu didn't go down immediately, Dugu Tianfeng couldn't help but urge loudly: "You kid, what are you selling? Hurry up and talk about it for everyone!"
"Yes, yes!" "Say it, say it!" ......
Zheng Rentu saw everyone's reaction, so he smiled a little proudly and said: "It is rumored that Emperor Qi, who shook the past and the present, once summoned his ministers for a banquet, and the finale dish was barbecue colorful tiger meat. Of course, because of the preciousness of the colorful tiger meat, the barbecue meat that the ministers can get is quite limited, and absolutely no one can exceed the size of a fist. Most of the martial ministers are rude, and after gobbling it up, they only have the normal taste of tiger meat. Among the Wenchen, there are many well-informed people, and they already know the difference of colorful tiger meat. Among them, there is one of the most outrageous, who is reluctant to chew, but keeps rolling the tiger meat in his mouth like eating candy, and he is stunned to 'digest' the colorful tiger meat rewarded by Emperor Qi by sucking. Who is Emperor Qi? The colorful tigers he captured are certainly extraordinary. Because of the difference of that minister, it also attracted the attention of everyone, including Emperor Qi. Later, under Emperor Qi's inquiry, everyone learned that the minister actually tasted no less than a thousand kinds of meat flavors from the small piece of colorful tiger meat. It is precisely because of this interesting rumor that the colorful tiger meat has won the reputation of 'repeated three rolls of freshness' in one fell swoop. ”
For a while, everyone (this time also included Drifting Away, because many things in the other world, Drifting Absence is not clear), they were immersed in the moving anecdote, and they couldn't come back to their senses for a long time.
Zheng Rentu coughed twice and successfully attracted everyone's attention, then continued: "Although 'repeated three rolls of fresh' is a rare delicacy in the world, because of the wide range of recipes of the colorful tiger, a large number of toxins will inevitably accumulate in the body, so some parts of it must not be eaten!"